It's official: semen is addictive!!! [Archive]

007XX

20th July 2007, 12:23

i already knew that...doesn't take a freakin brain surgeon to figure it out!

But anyway, little note here blokes: drink lots of pineapple juice please:innocent: It really does work!:yes:

*just a helpful hint*

janno

20th July 2007, 12:24

What a dag! That article is hilarious. You've got it in the right section!

Yet another example of how you can manipulate statistics to illustrate any hypothesis you like . . .

Reminds me of a girl I knew whose first live in boyfriend persuaded her that his morning glory wouldn't go away unless she fixed it - if she didn't it would cause him irreparable damage. :shit:

He had her completely convinced for quite a few months. He would have been going to work with a smile on his face for a while!

janno

20th July 2007, 12:25

007XX

20th July 2007, 12:31

Or cinammon . . .

oh really?...cool, didn't know about that one, and I LOVE cinnamon...can you rub it on too?:laugh:

The good thing about fruit juice though is that it can be ingested in greater quantities, and it goes through the "right channels" more readily being liquid.

Stirts

20th July 2007, 13:21

And stay the hell away from asparagus :sick:

Toaster

20th July 2007, 13:37

I have always been a firm believer in the health properties of semen, thus try and have a daily dose........:eek5:

Now I know what you mean't by "are you coming on the cruiser ride?" :dodge:

SpankMe

20th July 2007, 14:18

My last girlfriend told me taking it orally was good for her skin. :blink: But who was I to argue. :D

Toaster

20th July 2007, 14:20

well, it is important to moisturise.

Korea

20th July 2007, 14:21

http://psychologytoday.com/articles/pto-20021002-000009.html

Ah yes, statistics again enabling us to reach the wrong conclusion with confidence. :yes:

This article reads a bit like the super-sleuth who noticed the positive correlation between crime rates and ice-cream consumption:
The more icecream consumed the higher the crime rate. ICE CREAM CAUSES CRIME! :shit:

Unfortunately, although you can conclude that the joy-juice is correlated with the happier ladies, you can't say it caused it.

Incidentally, the cause of higher crime was correlated with ice-cream because more crime (break-ins, car-jacking etc.) happened on sunny days.

Here endeth the lesson... :whocares:

Meanwhile, I'll be telling the wife about this fascinating new discovery first chance I get... :niceone:

Stirts

20th July 2007, 16:38

My last girlfriend told me taking it orally was good for her skin. :blink: But who was I to argue. :D

It is good for the face, chest and stomach too....so I'm told :D

007XX

20th July 2007, 16:45

It is good for the face, chest and stomach too....so I'm told :D

yeah, these areas all have muscles that get contorted in funny ways when hellbent into flexing to seek the eerrr...ummm...bodily fluid in question.

Excellent exercise!!

ManDownUnder

20th July 2007, 16:47

My last girlfriend told me taking it orally was good for her skin. :blink: But who was I to argue. :D

Sick of the cream pies was she?

Kendog

20th July 2007, 17:39

I have always been a firm believer in the health properties of semen, thus try and have a daily dose........:eek5:

It is good for the face, chest and stomach too....so I'm told :D

yeah, these areas all have muscles that get contorted in funny ways when hellbent into flexing to seek the eerrr...ummm...bodily fluid in question.

Excellent exercise!!

Your encouraging messages will be passed on to Mrs KD as soon as she gets home ;)

007XX

20th July 2007, 17:41

Your encouraging messages will be passed on to Mrs KD as soon as she gets home ;)

Jeepers...the way you two sound, I didn't think either of you needed anymore encouragement! :laugh:

*and I mean that in awe and admiration btw*

Curious_AJ

20th July 2007, 17:42

omg... maybe i should try this kind of therapy.... lol

The Stranger

20th July 2007, 17:48

I have always been a firm believer in the health properties of semen, thus try and have a daily dose........:eek5:

You're so gullible.
You'll swallow anything.

Stirts

20th July 2007, 17:52

You're so gullible.
You'll swallow anything.

Gullible?.....granted.

Swallow anything?.....depends on the mood....sometimes orally sometimes moisturise....it's a girls prerogative :bleh:

Colapop

20th July 2007, 18:01

Gulpable? That's rather modest...

Stirts

20th July 2007, 18:06

Gulpable? That's rather modest...

If I do say so myself....

Laava

20th July 2007, 18:44

Eeeew! fuckin eeeeew fuckin eeeew!:sick: You guys are sick! By the way, I've been assured the pineapple thing doesn't work!:sunny:

Trudes

20th July 2007, 19:09

Your encouraging messages will be passed on to Mrs KD as soon as she gets home ;)

I already knew all that though.....

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahha hahahahahahaha

janno

20th July 2007, 19:11

Eeeew! fuckin eeeeew fuckin eeeew!:sick: You guys are sick! By the way, I've been assured the pineapple thing doesn't work!:sunny:

Not if you smoke - nothing helps then. Also depends on whatever else you may be eating.

Plus your girlfriend (or boyfriend :innocent:) may just be a fussy eater . . .

Toaster

20th July 2007, 22:09

Gullible?.....granted.

Swallow anything?.....depends on the mood....sometimes orally sometimes moisturise....it's a girls prerogative :bleh:

:rockon: :innocent:

Toaster

20th July 2007, 22:10

omg... maybe i should try this kind of therapy.... lol

You only live once! :dodge:

Grahameeboy

20th July 2007, 22:13

Is it necessary to take with food?

canarlee

20th July 2007, 22:16

Is it necessary to take with food?

apparantly its a meal all on its own!

Grahameeboy

20th July 2007, 22:24

apparantly its a meal all on its own!

Guess it will be sold in supermarkets soon next to microwave meals

Laava

20th July 2007, 22:26

Guess it will be sold in supermarkets soon next to microwave meals
Hope people don't get it confused with the scotch eggs:sunny:

007XX

21st July 2007, 17:20

Eeeew! fuckin eeeeew fuckin eeeew!:sick: You guys are sick! By the way, I've been assured the pineapple thing doesn't work!:sunny:

now, who's being gullible? It was just her way of saying: "no way Jose, do whatever you like, it ain't making it any better, so I ain't doing it...buy yourself a vaccum pump!"

Noone's perfect...unlike we girls on KB!!!:Punk::innocent:

Curious_AJ

21st July 2007, 17:28

mmmmmmmmmm sticky and tastey!

Morcs

21st July 2007, 17:34

Bah. 1 spoon of mayo with lots of salt and ya's wouldnt know the difference.

And before anyone asks, no, im not talking from personal experience, just educated guess work.

007XX

21st July 2007, 17:39

Bah. I spoon of mayo with lots of salt and ya's wouldnt know the difference.

And before anyone asks, no, im not talking from personal experience, just educated guess work.

Beeeeeppp...wrong answer, {please try again}

Ocean1

22nd July 2007, 16:09

from the same source.

All you concave types pay attn now y'hear?

http://psychologytoday.com/articles/index.php?term=pto-4359.html&fromMod=emailed

canarlee

22nd July 2007, 16:25

irony is great isnt it........

Stirts

22nd July 2007, 17:23

from the same source.

All you concave types pay attn now y'hear?

http://psychologytoday.com/articles/index.php?term=pto-4359.html&fromMod=emailed

:killingme:rofl::killingme Abs-ol-ute-ly-far-ken-awe-some

007XX

22nd July 2007, 17:46

from the same source.

All you concave types pay attn now y'hear?

http://psychologytoday.com/articles/index.php?term=pto-4359.html&fromMod=emailed

Goodness above...How can anyone write so much codswallop dipped in horseshit????:shit:

The mind boggles...

Ocean1

22nd July 2007, 21:01

Goodness above...How can anyone write so much codswallop dipped in horseshit????:shit:

The mind boggles...

So we're not a blue eyed blonde with humungeous jugs then?

Or just not a big fan of evolutionary biology?

007XX

22nd July 2007, 21:27

So we're not a blue eyed blonde with humungeous jugs then?

Or just not a big fan of evolutionary biology?

Well, funnily enough, I have long blond hair, I have blue eyes and my measurements are 34-28-34...and yes, the nickname of Barbie has been liberally given to me all my life...am I slightly sick of it??? YOU BET!!!

Stereotypes like these encourage the fact that woman with these attributes get assumed to be bimbos at a glance...

This girl also came fitted with an IQ above the average amoeba's quotient and would love it for once if stupid ass theories stopped being made about how Human are more likely to do this or that based on some moronic psychologist with nothing else to do than write papers and piss in the wind....

How uselful can it possibly be to supposedly demonstrate that "beautiful people have more daughters"?

Find a bloody cure for cancer and Aids I say...now, THAT would get my attention and respect!!!

anyway...back to my Pina Colada and my Malibu Barbie outfit!:shit:

canarlee

22nd July 2007, 21:30

anyway...back to my Pina Colada and my Malibu Barbie outfit!:shit:

we need pics!

McJim

22nd July 2007, 21:34

So if it's an addictive substance how do I go about becoming a pusher?

And mine's speshul coz it no longer manufactures offspring too...does this make it more valuable?

007XX

22nd July 2007, 21:35

we need pics!

With pleasure...enjoy!

canarlee

22nd July 2007, 21:38

With pleasure...enjoy!

dang!

i deserved that didnt i!!! ferkin funny

*would award bling but am unable to do so*

007XX

22nd July 2007, 21:42

dang!

i deserved that didnt i!!! ferkin funny

*would award bling but am unable to do so*

You're welcome...You'd been asking so much, I thought it was time I'd give you something for your trouble:innocent:

canarlee

22nd July 2007, 21:46

so i guess i had better make another trip oop to auckland before i can see the real thing then aye?

Grahameeboy

22nd July 2007, 21:56

Goodness above...How can anyone write so much codswallop dipped in horseshit????:shit:

The mind boggles...

Easy..must be a KiwiBiker........:yes::yes:

007XX

22nd July 2007, 21:59

so i guess i had better make another trip oop to auckland before i can see the real thing then aye?

Guess so...

Easy..must be a KiwiBiker........:yes::yes:

Ooouuuch...:laugh:nice call. The only one I know out of that bunch wouldn't have though...

Ocean1

22nd July 2007, 22:35

Well, funnily enough, I have long blond hair, I have blue eyes and my measurements are 34-28-34...blahblahmumbledronemuttermutterblah

OK, settle, I just wanted to know if I should be jealous of the jugs or the IQ.

So, both huh? Sheesh, that Darwin dude's got a lot to answer for...