Arse!

[janno]

:sunny: I miss looking at 007XX's arse!!

Who thinks she should bring back the bum?

[canarlee]

:sunny: I miss looking at 007XX's arse!!

Who thinks she should bring back the bum?

damn right she should!!!

damn that is a cute arse too.....


i do wanna know, is it really 007XXs arse?

[Maha]

i do wanna know, is it really 007XXs arse?

No its not....but you keep that thought for those cold lonely winter nights ahead Lee.....:yes:

[Toaster]

I was planning to check it out at the party..... merely because I didn't want to be in any photos she planned to take of course.

[Maha]

I was planning to check it out at the party..... merely because I didn't want to be in any photos she planned to take of course.


I will take the arse pic Cam.....leave it to me, im a bastard like that...:yes:

[canarlee]

No its not....but you keep that thought for those cold lonely winter nights ahead Lee.....:yes:

been looking yourself have you mark? hmm wait till mom finds out:dodge:

[ManDownUnder]

i do wanna know, is it really 007XXs arse?


That's best left to the experts to decide thanks all the same...stand aside young man.... let me in... :gob:

[Toaster]

You do that mate... I'll just watch!

[007XX]

I keep on trying to check out my own arse, but just end up looking like an intoxicated fox terrier with a flea biting its tail...round and round I go...weeeeee

[jrandom]

Personally, I thought that 007XX's avatar-arse was slightly larger than ideal (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=31).

[canarlee]

hmm methinks a second (or 3rd) opinion might be needed here

[NZsarge]

Personally, I thought that 007XX's avatar-arse was slightly larger than ideal (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=31).

Dun be silly! could even be a bit bigger I reckon:yes:

[janno]

Personally, I thought that 007XX's avatar-arse was slightly larger than ideal (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=31).

Any friendly arse that you get to squeeze and fondle is ideal, in my books.

Looks like we'll be seeing our nice botty pic back before long, judging by the results so far . . .

Purely on the premise of celebrating the beautiful female form, of course.

[NZsarge]

Any friendly arse that you get to squeeze and fondle is ideal, in my books.

Looks like we'll be seeing our nice botty pic back before long, judging by the results so far . . .

Purely on the premise of celebrating the beautiful female form, of course.

.:love: the female form....speeshilly the backside:yes: Dammit...all of it:love::love:

[Hitcher]

One wonders if the avatar in question was in breach of the provisions of the Sale of Goods Act 1908.

[ManDownUnder]

One wonders if the avatar in question was in breach of the provisions of the Sale of Goods Act 1908.

Sale by description or an Invitation to treat?

[Maha]

i do wanna know, is it really 007XXs arse?

No...but those are MDU's tits in his avatar....:dodge:

[ManDownUnder]

No...but those are MDU's tits in his avatar....:dodge:

LOL dude if they were you think my hands would be gamefully occupied... on a PC KEYBOARD?


errr... no... a bit of baby oil... see if i could get the wee end piece in my mou...

ummm - say too much already?

[Grahameeboy]

That's best left to the experts to decide thanks all the same...stand aside young man.... let me in... :gob:

Mmmm...you left yourself open to that one Nige.....:yes:

[janno]

So! The people who voted "no, it's wude"!

Brave enough to own up and justify this scurrilous action?

[Grahameeboy]

What party???????????????

[007XX]

One wonders if the avatar in question was in breach of the provisions of the Sale of Goods Act 1908.


Sale by description or an Invitation to treat?

Phew...I thought that Hitcher was talking about false advertising there for a second...:laugh:

[Maha]

What party???????????????

On the 28th au!....ness weekendaye?

[Grahameeboy]

On the 28th au!....ness weekendaye?

Bugger...it's in Napier........

[Grahameeboy]

Phew...I thought that Hitcher was talking about false advertising there for a second...:laugh:

I could not say...I have never seen the said 'arse' yet.......but I am an eye person so that would explain I guess.

[Maha]

Bugger...it's in Napier........

Um no, Arkles bay....my birthday Friday, Marsha's on Sunday so party on the Saturday...

[Littleman]

Serena Williams.....ummmmmm

[Grahameeboy]

Um no, Arkles bay....my birthday Friday, Marsha's on Sunday so party on the Saturday...

Aha....I may be able to make this one............

[Grahameeboy]

Serena Williams.....ummmmmm

'Venus Return'...............

[007XX]

I could not say...I have never seen the said 'arse' yet.......but I am an eye person so that would explain I guess.

and you won't either for quite some time it would seem, considering you're not daring to show up to any of the partees...:shutup::dodge:

[Maha]

Serena Williams.....ummmmmm


Not dark enough....or are you implying something else?....:innocent:

[Hitcher]

Phew... I thought that Hitcher was talking about false advertising there for a second...

Hitcher was referencing that he had no basis on which to validate the voracity of the goods in question. If the g-string fits...

[Lissa]

I'm jealous of 007XX's Arse! Biatch!!!!! :shutup: Anyone know some good bum exercises?




J/k...

[Grahameeboy]

and you won't either for quite some time it would seem, considering you're not daring to show up to any of the partees...:shutup::dodge:

Eyes dear, eyes........with Nats not so easy as they are either miles away or when I have Nats but Marky's is a potential..........so really you should be called "00" then

[canarlee]

i think we need a pic of the avatar arse and the real thing to compare and decide which is best!!!

[ManDownUnder]

I'm jealous of 007XX's Arse! Biatch!!!!! :shutup: Anyone know some good bum exercises?




J/k...

why yes.. yes I do... first you must find one fit and willing male volunteer... :dodge:

[Grahameeboy]

Hitcher was referencing that he had no basis on which to validate the voracity of the goods in question. If the g-string fits...

You wear a g-string....hence the name 'Hitcher' I guess.......:gob:

[007XX]

Hitcher was referencing that he had no basis on which to validate the voracity of the goods in question. If the g-string fits...

I was born French...of course it fits:Punk:

voracity: need for edible undies....:innocent:

[NZsarge]

I'm jealous of 007XX's Arse! Biatch!!!!! :shutup: Anyone know some good bum exercises?




J/k...
Careful girl....me thinks you've left yourself wide open there:yes:

[007XX]

I'm jealous of 007XX's Arse! Biatch!!!!! :shutup: Anyone know some good bum exercises?




J/k...

I'll show you next time I meet you...nothing to it:innocent:
and the boys can start imagining two chicks exercising together...:shit:

*oups, did that come out loud??*

[skelstar]

I'm jealous of 007XX's Arse! Biatch!!!!! :shutup: Anyone know some good bum exercises?
:slap:

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[007XX]

i think we need a pic of the avatar arse and the real thing to compare and decide which is best!!!

oh you think??? keep thinking, it's free...:nya:

[Lissa]

I'll show you next time I meet you...nothing to it:innocent:
and the boys can start imagining two chicks exercising together...:shit:

*oups, did that come out loud??*

Umm yea.... as long as I dont have to wear leotards and leg warmers.. 'flash dance' comes to mind for some reason. :mellow:

Carry on, just ignore me.. this moth is off.....:shutup:

[canarlee]

oh you think??? keep thinking, it's free...:nya:

i shall re-phrase that then!


we HAVE to see a pic of the avatar arse and the real thing to compare and decide which is best!

[007XX]

i shall re-phrase that then!


we HAVE to see a pic of the avatar arse and the real thing to compare and decide which is best!

Well, since MDU is apparently my twin, we can take a pic of his arse and post it if you'd like...

Me, I'm shy!:shutup::killingme

[canarlee]

Well, since MDU is apparently my twin, we can take a pic of his arse and post it if you'd like...

Me, I'm shy!:shutup::killingme

no we dont want blokes arses!


and you shy??? pfffffffffft whatever :dodge:

[Curious_AJ]

My arse is different...

i say, the arse pic is rather... nice...

bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

[canarlee]

My arse is different...



well you cant say that and not give us evidence!

[Curious_AJ]

lol, you don't want to see the evidence... you might regret it... :p

[Macktheknife]

and you won't either for quite some time it would seem, considering you're not daring to show up to any of the partees...:shutup::dodge:

That is it... she has promised to show off the arse for inspection at the party......




That should really get the numbers up. (among other things)

[ManDownUnder]

no we dont want blokes arses!


dude - even if you DID like blokes' arses... mine's not available. Exit only I'm afraid... well... between prostate exams...

[canarlee]

lol, you don't want to see the evidence... you might regret it... :p

well the rest of ya didnt look bad at all on my thread the other day......

[Maha]

between prostate exams...

And then it echos for a while aye?....:shutup:

[Curious_AJ]

why thank you... but did you notice the distinct front or side views? lol.

AJ's behind area is best appreciated not in photos and after half a bottle of johnny walker ;)

[Curious_AJ]

And then it echos for a while aye?....:shutup:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[007XX]

That is it... she has promised to show off the arse for inspection at the party......




That should really get the numbers up. (among other things)

Well, I thought we were all getting into the spa, weren't we?:innocent:

[Hitcher]

voracity: need for edible undies...

Or for flossing one's teeth...

[Curious_AJ]

g-string party!

[007XX]

Or for flossing one's teeth...

Then you may want an orthodontist to have a look at them gaps, eh???:laugh:

[007XX]

g-string party!

:shit::shit::shit:

eeerr...ahem...nah sorry, mate, I believe Pinkhoggirl has already set a theme for the party...but nice call, maybe another time!

[canarlee]

i think we need another poll thread!

as to whether all the ladies on this site should post a pic of their derriers so that they can be "appreciated"

what do you all think?

[Curious_AJ]

lol... i don't know what the theme was.. and wasnt suggesting a theme for the party... I was only saying what's at my house right now :p ... (or so i wish... )

[ManDownUnder]

i think we need another poll thread!

as to whether all the ladies on this site should post a pic of their derriers so that they can be "appreciated"

what do you all think?

I think the idea is tacky, cheesy, and demeaning to women so...

It gets my vote!

[Maha]

Well, I thought we were all getting into the spa, weren't we?:innocent:

To be honest.....out of all that will be there i would say that 1 maybe 2 will get in the spa....like last time. I know of one that 'walks the talk' but that person shall remain nameless.....at this point!...:yes:

[Curious_AJ]

i think we need another poll thread!

as to whether all the ladies on this site should post a pic of their derriers so that they can be "appreciated"

what do you all think?

i think, that if the ladies post their's, the guys should post their's as well ^_^

[canarlee]

I think the idea is tacky, cheesy, and demeaning to women so...

It gets my vote!

well get the poll set up then man!!!

[Grahameeboy]

To be honest.....out of all that will be there i would say that 1 maybe 2 will get in the spa....like last time. I know of one that 'walks the talk' but that person shall remain nameless.....at this point!...:yes:

I have not been to these said affairs, but can guess 1 of them.......

[canarlee]

i think, that if the ladies post their's, the guys should post their's as well ^_^

i aint got a problem with that!

[jrandom]

i think, that if the ladies post their's, the guys should post their's as well ^_^

Was that a serious request?

[Grahameeboy]

i think, that if the ladies post their's, the guys should post their's as well ^_^

Seems fair.....now how do I cut and paste pictures from 'Mens Fitness"

[ManDownUnder]

Was that a serious request?

God I hope not - I'm still trying to scrap that image of your arse going up and down from my mind......

[Curious_AJ]

yes it was ^_^

[Joni]

Was that a serious request?Hmm, I suppose after the drama this week Im not allowed to say "From you... yes" :bleh:

:shutup:

[more_fasterer]

i think, that if the ladies post their's, the guys should post their's as well ^_^

Sure... but I can see it quickly becoming a "chicken and egg" scenario...

Why are we voting to get rid of 007xx's current avatar? It's hardly appalling!

[jrandom]

Hmm, I suppose after the drama this week Im not allowed to say "From you... yes" :bleh:

Indeed. Such comments might cause people to draw inferences!

I may still put an arse photo up, however. I'm sure it couldn't do much to harm my reputation...

[Hitcher]

i think, that if the ladies post their's, the guys should post their's as well ^_^

Not quite the intervention that the Brave Defenders wanted to make in a thread with such an auspicious title. But there is still work to be done!

[Curious_AJ]

Sure... but I can see it quickly becoming a "chicken and egg" scenario...

Why are we voting to get rid of 007xx's current avatar? It's hardly appalling!

most are voting to keep it... read the first post as well

[jrandom]

Not quite the intervention...

Dude!

Review (http://englishplus.com/grammar/00000262.htm) those corrective apostrophes, lest disciplinary action be initiated from within the ranks!

I am, quite frankly, appalled.

[Hitcher]

I am, quite frankly, appalled.

The BDOTGNZA is drawing attention to their existence. The Brave Defenders did not insert them!

[jrandom]

The BDOTGNZA is drawing attention to their existence. The Brave Defenders did not insert them!

Ahhhhh. My apologies for the frantic reaction. I neglected to read the original post, perhaps because overexposure thereto puts me in danger of digging my eyes out with a spoon.


so, can we check some nice guy's butts please????

The butts of nice guys, or nice butts of guys?

Important difference.

One of the above does not apply to me.


Yup, this is more than annoying.

Sorry, but a poll about whether a certain member should leave a certain arse picture up as their avatar really does belong in PD.

[007XX]

The butts of nice guys, or nice butts of guys?

Important difference.

One of the above does not apply to me.

yes, weeellll...that is a very good point! Thanks for asking...

"Every girl likes a bad boy" could be, possibly, my answer...:whistle:

[jrandom]

"Every girl likes a bad boy" could be, possibly, my answer...

Excellent.

Can we skip the online flirting and move straight to the sordid real-world affair?

[more_fasterer]

most are voting to keep it... read the first post as well

But it said "bring back the bum"??? There was a previous bum, and a current bum! And both are awesome!!

YAY for semantics!

[007XX]

Excellent.

Can we skip the online flirting and move straight to the sordid real-world affair?

WOW...that was as smooth as gravel soup! I am most impressed!!!:lol::lol:

[Big Dave]

I'm more interested in a woman's brain....and how she can keep me in the motorcycles to which I have become accustomed.

[more_fasterer]

I'm more interested in a woman's brain....and how she can keep me in the motorcycles to which I have become accustomed.

Gold digger :dodge:

[007XX]

I'm more interested in a woman's brain....and how she can keep me in the motorcycles to which I have become accustomed.

Toy boy was more the denominative I had in mind, but eh...whatever works, right???:corn:

the question is: would your ass fit into the scheme of things:sherlock:

[007XX]

hey guys...as much fun as this thread is, please also visit "mega sex" by Grahameeboy...

It happens to be for a good cause...so go and have a look, it is worth it....

Cheers

V

[Hitcher]

OK, due to popular demand this thread is back out of PD. Now play nicely!

[Colapop]

Arse to that!!

[janno]

OK, due to popular demand this thread is back out of PD. Now play nicely!

Thank you Hitcher!!

I am extremely grateful. I found the red text on black distinctly unfriendly to read.

Hey everyone, this is a jokey thread, but 007XX would really like to know if she has offended anyone with her avatars.

I like it, she likes it (her avatar we are talking about) and more than a few of you like it, it seems. But can we stop monkeying about for a bit and just concentrate on persuading her that it would be a good thing for all of KBdom for the avatar to come back?!

The few people who have ticked that they found it rude, speak now or forever hold your peace. Your chance to air your views.
Too raunchy for work?
Kids at home?
You're a bit straight?
What?

[Big Dave]

Toy boy was more the denominative I had in mind, but eh...whatever works, right???:corn:

the question is: would your ass fit into the scheme of things:sherlock:

Well everyone doesn't says they are glad to see the back of me for nothin' sister.

[Hitcher]

What?

It's surely not a real arse. I've heard of that hair-brushing that fashion models indulge in.

[janno]

It's surely not a real arse. I've heard of that hair-brushing that fashion models indulge in.

Actually, I'm pretty sure it is an artfully photoshopped peach. And fruit is good for you.

[Deviant Esq]

Hey everyone, this is a jokey thread, but 007XX would really like to know if she has offended anyone with her avatars.
Not me, I for one find her avatars pleasantly distracting. Quite happy for distracting avatars to continue, so long as they're tasteful or censored if they're too revealing. Love your work 007XX :niceone:

[Macktheknife]

As a man who has a personal predilection for arses, I say (seriously) you go ahead and use that avatar at your pleasure and mine. As for the nay-sayers, it's a bum, get over it.

[canarlee]

and so say all of us!!!


well me anyway

[Big Dave]

It's surely not a real arse. I've heard of that hair-brushing that fashion models indulge in.

I always help the girls out. Very few of them don't need a bit of a touch up. Least a gentleman can do. :innocent:

[007XX]

Well everyone doesn't says they are glad to see the back of me for nothin' sister.

:laugh:Nice! Although as in the line of thoughts in this thread, I feel obliged to demand visual proofs...unedited by your skillful self, obviously!

[Holy Roller]

If one is offened:innocent:

Use the option to exclude under edit options in CP
Image censoring
Do you wish to censor avatars & attachment thumbnails containing nudity?
When members upload avatars & images, they are asked to specify if it contains nudity. These avatars are not displayed with this option turned on.
Yes No

End of story:Punk:

Post what one likes and those of us who have checked the Yes box will be none the wiser unless of course one wants to be offended then thats up to them:whocares:

[janno]

If one is offened:innocent:

Use the option to exclude under edit options in CP
Image censoring
Do you wish to censor avatars & attachment thumbnails containing nudity?
When members upload avatars & images, they are asked to specify if it contains nudity. These avatars are not displayed with this option turned on.
Yes No

End of story:Punk:

Post what one likes and those of us who have checked the Yes box will be none the wiser unless of course one wants to be offended then thats up to them:whocares:

Brilliant!! Problem sorted. Well done you, green bling on its way. :2thumbsup:2thumbsup

007XX - BRING BACK THE ARSE!! The people who may be offended or are at work can now solve the problem themselves.

[007XX]

Brilliant!! Problem sorted. Well done you, green bling on its way. :2thumbsup:2thumbsup

007XX - BRING BACK THE ARSE!! The people who may be offended or are at work can now solve the problem themselves.

LOL...thanks mate. Wouldn't it perhaps be safe and fair to wait for the full 5 days of the poll though? Just to give everyone a chance to answer?

[deanohit]

You think it will help? I think 62-3 says enough!

And the 3 who voted no, please explain. I myself find 007XXs avatar pics entertaining along with MDUs and others.

[007XX]

You think it will help? I think 62-3 says enough!

And the 3 who voted no, please explain. I myself find 007XXs avatar pics entertaining along with MDUs and others.

Nah mate, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but this is a fun thread, and I don't think it needs to turn into a "us versus them" type of discussion.

It has already been brought back from the oblivion of PD once, we may not be able to rescue it a second time:laugh:

[ALLY G]

Now I aint no expert (dont know the lady personally:msn-wink:) but that ass looks like a body double shot by my missus :yes:
How did you get hold of it eh????

[Big Dave]

Well right back at you girl.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1142079&postcount=159

[007XX]

Well right back at you girl.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1142079&postcount=159

Nice...I get the odd feeling I may have met you before though:laugh:

*Particularly like the Triumph jacket...*:love:

[Big Dave]

Aww - it doesn't fit anyway

[007XX]

Aww - it doesn't fit anyway

Sacrilege, I say...covering up like that!:yes:

It looks like the poll is well and truly over folks, so I guess I just got to put me booty back on line....

I just selected a very cheeky one for all you roundness lovers out there...

My butt and I thank you for your support:Punk:

[Hitcher]

Ewwww, it's got "brown stuff" all over it...

[007XX]

Ewwww, it's got "brown stuff" all over it...

maybe, but i bet you would have loved to put it there in the first place, huh??:blip:

[janno]

Hooray! Commonsense has prevailed!!

KB should run the country . . .

[Hitcher]

maybe, but i bet you would have loved to put it there in the first place, huh??

New Zealand is, after all, famously dependent on a buttock woater.

[Animal]

Dear 007XX,

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

CADanimal

[007XX]

Dear 007XX,

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

CADanimal

You are most welcome:laugh:

Check the other thread along the same lines "KB Arses", should you wish to participate to the Cheekiness Festival:Punk: