Waaa get the Wambulance [Archive]

Panther

20th July 2007, 16:47

I fractured both my hands.
the coons wanted to put them both in casts.
i refused.
imagine the consequences.
Front tucked on the left of the esses aka splash at Manfeild. It was pouring with rain and i bet i ran over the white line. But money can't buy experience.
Ruined my HJC carbon fibre lid and fractured my trapezium in my right hand and my triquetral in my left hand...how am i typing? i took some HTFU.
I'm never doing sighting laps again, binning when you're going slow hurts more than when you go fast.
Rubbed through the crank case on my 'new' GSXR600, not a big deal, sorry for the clean new clear oil on the track.
6 weeks of being a cripple, waaaa.

ManDownUnder

20th July 2007, 16:52

oooooooooo dat's not good....

007XX

20th July 2007, 16:53

oh man, that sucks majorly...

so very sorry to hear about that.

I really hope you're going to get better...

janno

20th July 2007, 16:54

PM sent.

Heal quick, young lady!!

:grouphug::grouphug::grouphug:

NZsarge

20th July 2007, 16:56

Ouchy...sorry to here of your bin, anyway as you say a "money can't buy this experience" moment

vifferman

20th July 2007, 17:03

Dammit! That's no good!!
Panther - you eeediot!!
You could've at least been stunting at the time.
Or winning your race.
But this! This is just a Clayton's binning - doesn't really count. :nono:

crashe

20th July 2007, 17:04

OUCH heal up quick.......

More time to be on KB...... one finger typing.....

:grouphug:

boostin

20th July 2007, 17:06

You're biking CV is developing well young Panther.

Toaster

20th July 2007, 17:07

Oh dude, that sucks the big chopper that does.

Imagine trying to go for a slash with ya hands in casts!

GWS (Get Well Soon)

Panther

20th July 2007, 17:13

I'm scared to go to the toilet.

jrandom

20th July 2007, 17:14

But this! This is just a Clayton's binning - doesn't really count.

Swot I reckon.

Pity about the six weeks. Life's not fair, sometimes. Particularly when one is jinxed (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1138838&postcount=15).

:shutup:

I prescribe plenty of rest and cheesecake.

The Jandal giveth, and the Jandal taketh away...

Mom

20th July 2007, 17:20

Oh dude, that sucks the big chopper that does.

Imagine trying to go for a slash with ya hands in casts!

GWS (Get Well Soon)
Shes a chick mate, somehow I think that is worse :yes:

I'm scared to go to the toilet.

Be careful, you may be inundated with offers to help! Mate no good! Heal up quickly!

Toaster

20th July 2007, 17:27

Shes a chick mate, somehow I think that is worse :yes:

Oh poo poo... (now I feel really silly!) I didn't even look at that symbol. Eitherway, life would be a mission and a half trying to do much at all poor thing!

onearmedbandit

20th July 2007, 17:38

6 weeks of being a cripple, waaaa.

Hahahaha, aw you poor thing...

Seriously though mate, not good to hear that at all. Take it easy...pffft, go get drunk.

Edbear

20th July 2007, 17:40

I'm scared to go to the toilet.

Mmmm! The things one takes for granted, until one can't do them!:sick:

Sorry to hear about the bin! All the best!:sunny:

Keystone19

20th July 2007, 17:48

I feel your pain...gotta love that left hander at the esses...

Heal up quick...

Hitcher

20th July 2007, 18:44

While you're in the process of HTFU, you can learn to drink your scotch sans fizz. The amber dew with just a dash of water has remarkable healing powers, even if you may have to drink it through a straw for a while.

Ouch.

riffer

20th July 2007, 18:51

Jeez girl you don't do things by halves do you? That's what happens when you desert us all and bugger off to Auckland - you forget how to ride in shit weather.

Make sure your fella looks after you properly ok ...

Mr. Peanut

20th July 2007, 18:56

Both my hands work great. Typing this didn't even hurt.

Look I can type some more, and no pain. Isn't that great?

Burn :)

Trudes

20th July 2007, 19:04

Stink news doll, hope it all heals up okays for you!!:rockon:

robertydog

20th July 2007, 19:20

6 weeks of being a cripple, waaaa.
Better than 5 months, i can asure you.

Panther

20th July 2007, 19:39

Went out for dinner with my parents.
They laughed at me when i couldn't open my mail. Told me they're doing Europe without me. :bye:
Pain is worse now, left arm is useless, I'm thinking I shouldn't be so staunch and go crying back to ER and beg for casts.
I'm not impressed that they have absolutley no sympathy for me, ha ha ha, I can't dress myself yet.:angry:

riffer

20th July 2007, 19:41

I think the HTFU is wearing off... :mellow:

Panther

20th July 2007, 19:50

Get into your leathers go in the car, take the Lambton Quay exit, dive out of your car hands first....:whocares:

Scouse

20th July 2007, 19:51

I'm scared to go to the toilet.so like who wipes yer arse for you at the moment

Panther

20th July 2007, 19:54

so like who wipes yer arse for you at the moment

No one. I have to get help o do up my pants. Mostly I can't be bothered, so
I just leave em undone and my jacket over the top, no one knows.

Hitcher

20th July 2007, 20:14

no one knows.

Your secret is safe with us, Little One.

Panther

20th July 2007, 20:45

jimbo600

20th July 2007, 22:12

Ah Splash gets another one.

so can you still fettle the bean?

Panther

20th July 2007, 22:50

Ah Splash gets another one.

so can you still fettle the bean?

I just got txted about that, and my answer was "I wish i was speeding as much as Drew is right now!"

Mr Skid

20th July 2007, 23:07

When you buy the jandals, you pay the price.

R6_kid

20th July 2007, 23:13

Just make sure you prioritise your prioritise your monies... It's a small world here at KB

jrandom

21st July 2007, 22:02

A quick update from the executive secretary of the Panther Fan Club.

Sal's injuries are, in fact, rather more debilitating than they initially seemed. Those were some bloody strong HTFU pills she took on Friday night. If she looked more like Samuel L. Jackson, she would be the Bad Mother Fucker. Respect.

Still. Top tip: If you ever really want to muck someone's plans up, try breaking both their hands.

She's being well looked after, though, and is using the intervals of consciousness between painkiller-haze naps to make plans involving slicks, wets and a new wheelset for Round 5.

The Clubmans field will yet feel the fear of... THE LEARN!

This announcement brought to you via emergency support-team accommodation at chez Hitcher. Ta guys!

Clivoris

21st July 2007, 23:54

Sal/Panther. You are indeed the very essence of HTFU. When you die, people dressed in black leather will congregate. Drawn from all points of the compass to raise a large fire, drink throat burning beverage...and boil your mortal remains down into a thick broth to be consumed at the crack of dawn (unlesss she's busy, then we will do it when the sun comes up).
Cagey men with tremors, dressed in hooded robes will mutter incantations and sacrifice virgins...and still...despite the ritual, and consumption of your....soup. Not one of us (well, apart from Shaun) will ever hope to scale the Himalayan heights of HTFUppedness you have achieved.
Go well and heal well girl. For what it's worth you have my respect.

Panther

22nd July 2007, 00:03

Deano

22nd July 2007, 00:05

I'm scared to go to the toilet.

Oh stink OW !!

And I thought you were referring to someone breaking bones today........

Do you need a HAND ?

Eeeeeewwwwwww.....LOL

Panther

22nd July 2007, 00:08

I haven't taken a dump and I'm not going to.

Deano

22nd July 2007, 00:28

I haven't taken a dump and I'm not going to.

Take some laxatives sweetie.

As for pain and trauma. How about having shins so badly bruised that on that night, every time you stand you want to puke, and you cry like a little girl trying to get out of bed for a piss in the morning.

HTFU everyone.

Panther

22nd July 2007, 00:32

Take some laxatives sweetie.

My problem is I can't wipe.
How will laxatives help? It'll be all over my legs.

DMNTD

22nd July 2007, 00:34

My problem is I can't wipe.
How will laxatives help? It'll be all over my legs.

Duct tape ya cheeks open :sunny:

Deano

22nd July 2007, 00:35

My problem is I can't wipe.
How will laxatives help? It'll be all over my legs.

SPREAD THEM WIDER :shit:

Panther

22nd July 2007, 01:34

I do believe a bidet is on order.

Grub

22nd July 2007, 02:48

After 6 weeks invalided with broken arm, wrist and finger AND cast, may I be so bold as to suggest that you go get casted up. Theses orthopedic dudes know what they're about and the arm/hands are delicate, you don't want to mess them up. As you have discovered, you miss 'em when they don't work good.

I'm now having physio to get my hand to be able to do stuff a hand should know how to do. If you get damaged even more by being out of casts then you could be in for a lot longer than 6 weeks invalid status (reads forever?)

That would be a Very Bad Thing. Frosty help me out here.

kiwifruit

22nd July 2007, 03:00

get well soon, thinking of you

NhuanH

22nd July 2007, 07:50

On the one...err...hand...err...sorry to hear of your breaks girly.
Rest up and don't aim for too much vigourous manual action too soon.

On the other...bwahahahaha, this must be the best (as in funniest) race thread I've seen for a long time.

- you weren't wearing your lucky jandals eh? French made rubber not maketh good jandals.
Maybe I should see if King Carl can help you with some of his high speed cornering technique; don't worry, he used his exceptional skills in the wet too!

Kickaha

22nd July 2007, 08:11

I'm now having physio to get my hand to be able to do stuff a hand should know how to do. If you get damaged even more by being out of casts then you could be in for a lot longer than 6 weeks invalid status (reads forever?)

What he said

HTFU is all very nice but, but I'd rather be in a cast for 6 weeks (and I have been) than crippled for life because something didn't heal properly.

I know people who thought HTFU was a option up a long time ago and didn't take the doctors advice and their injuries still give them trouble

Clivoris

22nd July 2007, 12:02

I can't tell if you're being facecious.
I just had a nice hot shower. Left hand doubled in size, which was interesting since it already is twice the usual size, so I guess it counts as 4 times the size, ha ha ha ha ouch.

Zero faceciousness content there Sal. This probably wont come out right but I love it when women show how staunch they are. My wife is a relatively petite wee thing but hard as fark when needed.
But I do agree with Grub and co that you should follow the advice about getting casts. Wrists is delicate things.

Scouse

22nd July 2007, 12:11

Duct tape ya cheeks open :sunny:Or by a faithful dog like a Doberman to lick yer posterior clean after a dump

Keystone19

22nd July 2007, 12:13

Sal, HTFU and get the casts will ya...

Panther

22nd July 2007, 12:19

Wow, the KB do gooders actually seem concerned.

Yes, well if my wrists stay broken for ever that is my brake stealing career over.

Sniper

22nd July 2007, 12:22

Fucken ow, Heal fast bud

koba

22nd July 2007, 13:02

Morphine! It will help with the pain but it will also give you mega constipation, which means you wont have to worry about the poo problem :)

Heroins pretty much the same...

Marknz

22nd July 2007, 13:29

I'm scared to go to the toilet.

:shutup:

Heal well!

Marknz

22nd July 2007, 13:31

My problem is I can't wipe.
How will laxatives help? It'll be all over my legs.

Sit there till it dries... no one will know

:sick:

moT

22nd July 2007, 13:34

install a bum sprayer like in those fancy hotels so all you have to do is press a button

Scouse

22nd July 2007, 19:29

install a bum sprayer like in those fancy hotels so all you have to do is press a buttonThat is called a bidet Phlistine

Nasty

22nd July 2007, 19:58

Babe .. sory to hear .. but get to the farking hospital ... I watched Grubs arm treble in size before we realised there were fractures that were undiagnosed ... I am sure whereever you are someone will take you there ... and if still in Wellington I can teach you how to shop for no zip/button clothes ... which are easier to deal with ... :)

chanceyy

22nd July 2007, 20:10

Sal did not realise you had a name change ... sorry to hear chick .. but seriously get it sorted ...

better to get it mended right straight away or else if they knit badly your in for a longer wait for an operation & then having to have them rebroken & set property which will be a total bytch ...

Mr. Peanut

23rd July 2007, 00:46

That is called a bidet Phlistine

I prefer bum sprayer LMAO.

Panther

23rd July 2007, 01:02

Bum sprayer arrived on overnight courier. Working a treat.

NhuanH

23rd July 2007, 06:21

Bum sprayer arrived on overnight courier. Working a treat.
What did you get for spraying of bum needs then? 'Cos I am yet to send the bidet you ordered.

There are shudders from Jandal HQ at the mental imagery.

flame

23rd July 2007, 10:13

I just got txted about that, and my answer was "I wish i was speeding as much as Drew is right now!"

The only thing Drew is 'HIGH' on is 'life itself' hunny! something you should perhaps work on.

riffer

23rd July 2007, 10:24

The only thing Drew is 'HIGH' on is 'life itself' hunny! something you should perhaps work on.

Put up or shut up time Sal. If you are going to accuse a fellow racer of taking drugs while racing, you'd better have some hard evidence.

Show your evidence.

This is serious. :angry:

Drew

23rd July 2007, 15:26

Put up or shut up time Sal. If you are going to accuse a fellow racer of taking drugs while racing, you'd better have some hard evidence.

Show your evidence.

This is serious. :angry:

Dont tell her to put up, she gives it up with no hesitation!

And Sallo... You wanna accuse me of something, come the fuck out with it, and look like the fool you obviously are, or shut your friggin pie hole for once. (Trust me, people will like you more for doing it!)

Any one else that might want to have a go at me for posting this, EAT SHIT!!! I aint no crack ho, and wont have it spread around that I fuckin am!

skelstar

23rd July 2007, 15:33

I saw Drew drink a shandy once :shutup:

Joni

23rd July 2007, 15:34

Any one else that might want to have a go at me for posting this, EAT SHIT!!! Hmm, I would prefer not to each shit...:mellow:

Drew, just an FYI, I was dealing with this off the forums, and we were reaching a good conclusion.

These kinds of things are best kept off the forums, as I let Panther know too. :yes:

Drew

23rd July 2007, 15:37

I saw Drew drink a shandy once :shutup:

I dooooo like to drink a lot. Tossed the SV over in the pit after two sips on a beer, and fell out the back of the van.

But seriously, is it a common thought that I'm fried all the time, or just one misguided individual making shit up?

jrandom

23rd July 2007, 15:41

But seriously, is it a common thought that I'm fried all the time, or just one misguided individual making shit up?

Personally, I think that everyone's being way too paranoid, here.

Why don't we all just sit down sometime and share a nice fat J (weed, Jo, not you) and some good vibes?

There's not enough love in the world.

Peace out.

Panther

23rd July 2007, 15:43

Sorry Drew, one big retraction coming right up, I'm feasting out of my bidet right now.

Clivoris

23rd July 2007, 15:48

I dooooo like to drink a lot. Tossed the SV over in the pit after two sips on a beer, and fell out the back of the van.

But seriously, is it a common thought that I'm fried all the time, or just one misguided individual making shit up?

It can be scary how this stuff can get out of control. I heard that a colleague was concerned about me coming to work stoned after she smelt pot on me one morning. This rumour got back to me via a concerned friend that thought I should know what was circulating. I managed to have a conversation with the person concerned and clarified that yes she did smell pot more than once as I walked in the back door. If she had gone out the back door she would have seen the smoke pouring out of the neighbors shed as he had his morning pain relief. As far as she was concerned it was a simple misunderstanding and was appropriately embarassed. She has endevoured to put as many people straight as possible, but who knows what it has evolved into by now? A potential career destroyer for me, I can't do my job tired let alone intoxicated.
Hope it gets sorted Drew.

Drew

23rd July 2007, 16:19

Hope it gets sorted Drew.

Thanks man, pretty sure it's been put to bed now, I cant be arsed trying to defend it anymore anyway, I'm just a full on kinda guy, if people would rather think it's chemically enhanced, I must be a millionaire to stay high as long as I do:yes:

Clivoris

23rd July 2007, 16:25

I'm just a full on kinda guy, if people would rather think it's chemically enhanced, I must be a millionaire to stay high as long as I do:yes:

LOL. One mans hyperactivity is another mans racing edge.:yes:

Clivoris

23rd July 2007, 16:26

Sorry Drew, one big retraction coming right up, I'm feasting out of my bidet right now.

Onya Panther.

scracha

23rd July 2007, 17:44

I'm scared to go to the toilet.

Great minds think alike (or simple minds think together). A debate was happening on Friday evening as to whether we'd rather have a stranger or someone we know helping us on the dunny if we'd done something similar.

Delphinus

23rd July 2007, 18:07

Great minds think alike (or simple minds think together). A debate was happening on Friday evening as to whether we'd rather have a stranger or someone we know helping us on the dunny if we'd done something similar.

And what was the verdict?

jimbo600

23rd July 2007, 18:30

I aint no crack ho,

Nope, you're a crack bitch!

Man its weird. Some folk who exhibit fun and humour get accused of being on drugs. Happened to me once. Man I start peaking after taking an aspirin.

See ya bitch

Panther

23rd July 2007, 21:11

And what was the verdict?

I'm all about this bidet, it's almost too much excitment.

scracha

23rd July 2007, 22:23

And what was the verdict?

A stranger. Methinks this would be a good KB poll.

Scouse

24th July 2007, 15:38

A stranger. Methinks this would be a good KB poll.But what stranger would want to wipe your boney white Scotish bum eh Jock?

Clivoris

24th July 2007, 15:46

But what stranger would want to wipe your boney white Scotish bum eh Jock?

Lol. I'm sure there would be a bit of a queue at certain venues down here in Welly. I've heard that the Scot accent can be quite...interesting for some people.

SlowHand

24th July 2007, 16:26

ahhh, stink au, you must go and burn 10pairs of closed footware at the site of jandalling before next time you ride over the same spot.

Now you know why Mr_Skid is poor with no shoes.

Lol. I'm sure there would be a bit of a queue at certain venues down here in Welly. I've heard that the Scot accent can be quite...interesting for some people.

Gay guys need lovin too?