Let's make KB a 1% gang, NZ's only Sprotsbike gang!

[Steam]

Who'll design the patch? We got to have a great dirty patch to wear.

Spankme can be the sinister overlord (as he pretty much is already) and live in a smoke-filled room... when the door is opened to let in a high-ranking member, the common hordes glimpse candles and nude, oiled asian bodies sliding over each other, before the door slams shut once more.

The senior mods carry sawn-off shotguns and look grim, while casually whacking infractors heads with the butts, for swearing too loudly and distracting the Spank from his spankdom.
I can just see Hitcher in grimy black leather, with a beard and gun.
Joni in tight leather, with a pistol and oil-smudged hands and face from working on some unnatural, evil machine. Like that woman from Underworld.

Oh, Dover and Finn and Winja? They didn't get kicked out, they got murdered and the new burnout pad was laid over their shallow graves.

The HQ will be in a commercial building with a yard blocked off by high corrugated iron fences and barbed wire. There will be a small warehouse full of fooked bikes and tools, and constant hammering and welding as we prepare for some final battle.

There'll be hot babes who don't put up with any shit and who tend to do a lot of welding in overalls knotted around the waist.

Can anyone add anything more to this vision please? No grim reality thanks, this is not real life.

[Ronin]

There'll be hot babes who don't put up with any shit

Yeah mate, erm, we all ready have plenty of those here....

[Conquiztador]

Sounds like the vision needs a dungeon that holds the unworthy.
And a loooong bar that serves only doubles and where the topless dance.
We need a house band playing loud and hard
And the newbies prospecting will spend their time polishing our bikes and bringing us the drinks. Ooops..better get otta the newbie category fast...

[deanohit]

I'll be there helping ya rat bikes Steam.:rockon:. Have to have a shrine to the Gods of speed where we burn speeding tickets as an offering to them:scooter:. Bugger, I was going to suggest a dungeon too.

Spose if I join I'll have to get a real bike aye?

[98tls]

If its got to be a sprotsbike gang then i have a vision of rows of stolen Hardleys waiting in line to be melted down and turned into paddock stands for said sprotsbikes.....once a week scumdog can be released from his cage..but wearing ankle chains...to polish and maintain said sprotsbikes.:yes:

[Steam]

once a week scumdog can be released from his cage..but wearing ankle chains...to polish and maintain said sprotsbikes.:yes:
Good idea about the harley's, but I kinda thought Scummy would be an enforcer of some type, a hardboiled cop who takes no prisoners by day, and parties hard and tears up the streets with his gang by night. Like Mad Max. Or Goose, from Mad Max.

[crashe]

NZ's only Sprotsbike gang!


Ahem !!!!

What about the cruiser riders...... !!!!!!!

Oh yeah we lead the gang........ as cruiser riders are renouned to be in gangs already.... :yes:

[Steam]

Ahem !!!!
What about the cruiser riders...... !!!!!!!
Oh yeah we lead the gang........ as cruiser riders are renouned to be in gangs already.... :yes:

Yeah yeah ok then. Cruiser riders would be despised but grudgingly accepted and respected because they fight so damn hard. Plus in this imaginary world Cruisers would be amazingly agile and could do impossible stunts like on Torque.

[JimO]

i can get my mum to embroider a patch

[outlawtorn]

Can someone explain the whole 1% thing to me? I don't know what it means yet I've seen it on a few gangs, especially in Aussie.

[98tls]

Yeah yeah ok then. Cruiser riders would be despised but grudgingly accepted and respected because they fight so damn hard. Plus in this imaginary world Cruisers would be amazingly agile and could do impossible stunts like on Torque. Na fuck em.......cruiser riders are forced to work miles below ground mining for the last veins of coal left on earth,coal being the only form of heating left.Said coal is transported to the surface via a network of conveyer belts driven by cruiser bike motors.Which by the way have been modified to run on liquified coal..go figure....

[Steam]

Can someone explain the whole 1% thing to me? I don't know what it means yet I've seen it on a few gangs, especially in Aussie.

Bad men who ride bikes and kill people and make drugs. Or something along those lines.

[chanceyy]

Can someone explain the whole 1% thing to me? I don't know what it means yet I've seen it on a few gangs, especially in Aussie.

1% of the population who are "bad"

[Steam]

i can get my mum to embroider a patch
Can she crochet? in yellow and black? That'd be cool for our waistcoats, crocheted wooly vests.

[Hitcher]

We'll need some cumfy furniture. And electric blankets.

[SARGE]

Who'll design the patch? We got to have a great dirty patch to wear.

Spankme can be the sinister overlord (as he pretty much is already) and live in a smoke-filled room... when the door is opened to let in a high-ranking member, the common hordes glimpse candles and nude, oiled asian bodies sliding over each other, before the door slams shut once more.

The senior mods carry sawn-off shotguns and look grim, while casually whacking infractors heads with the butts, for swearing too loudly and distracting the Spank from his spankdom.
I can just see Hitcher in grimy black leather, with a beard and gun.
Joni in tight leather, with a pistol and oil-smudged hands and face from working on some unnatural, evil machine. Like that woman from Underworld.

Oh, Dover and Finn and Winja? They didn't get kicked out, they got murdered and the new burnout pad was laid over their shallow graves.

The HQ will be in a commercial building with a yard blocked off by high corrugated iron fences and barbed wire. There will be a small warehouse full of fooked bikes and tools, and constant hammering and welding as we prepare for some final battle.

There'll be hot babes who don't put up with any shit and who tend to do a lot of welding in overalls knotted around the waist.

Can anyone add anything more to this vision please? No grim reality thanks, this is not real life.

gangs are for soft cock no-hopers who are to shit scared to face life one on one.. i'll pass thanks

[SARGE]

.once a week scumdog can be released from his cage..but wearing ankle chains...to polish and maintain said sprotsbikes.:yes:

and the winner of the KB "Balls the Size of Coconuts" award goes to.....

[Steam]

gangs are for soft cock no-hopers who are to shit scared to face life one on one.. i'll pass thanks
Oi! This is a reality-free-zone. No unhappy truths please.


...And electric blankets.
ELECTIC BLANKETS! So we can electrocute people?? Great idea.

[The Pastor]

and there would be a room full of beer.

[janno]

There are a dozen menacing dogs prowling the compound. Vicious Cavalier King Charles Hounds Of Death. Their kill rate is 100% of unwanted intruders.

Just when the person leans down to pat the happy, smiling hound, commenting on its wagging tail and cute fluffy ears, the pack swamps the unwary, doomed one and goes into a feeding frenzy. The only sound is ripping of flesh and snarling of dogs as they eat their fill of NON SPORTSBIKE RIDER (some cruiser riders excepted. Please apply at the front desk . . .)..

[98tls]

gangs are for soft cock no-hopers who are to shit scared to face life one on one.. i'll pass thanks Absolutly Sarge........but this is just an imaginary pass the time away on an otherwise boring friday night gang.Actually its just a gang for us billy no mates on a friday night.:innocent:

[Steam]

...us billy no mates on a friday night.:innocent:
Heh, true. But interestingly, in my flat we are all sitting in the lounge with our different computers, chatting online or playing games... not talking to each other much.

[deanohit]

Heh, true. But interestingly, in my flat we are all sitting in the lounge with our different computers, chatting online or playing games... not talking to each other much.

Here, I'm the only one in the lounge on my computer. Everyone else is in bed the sad buggers.

[98tls]

On the third sunday night of every month the staunchist cruiser rider found is forced to watch his naked partner scream "sprotsbikes make me wet" for 3 1/2 hours non-stop whilst sitting astride the latest big bore sprotbike from japan....

[T.W.R]

and the winner of the KB "Balls the Size of Coconuts" award goes to.....

The man who manages to lock Scummie into said ankle chains :lol: Though knowing his penchant for tassles a set from peaches & cream he may take to them :shutup:

[Conquiztador]

gangs are for soft cock no-hopers who are to shit scared to face life one on one.. i'll pass thanks

That is your look at things. And you have the right to have whatever illusions you like too.

[98tls]

The man who manages to lock Scummie into said ankle chains :lol: Though knowing his penchant for tassles a set from peaches & cream he may take to them :shutup: Easy.........his love of expensive alcoholic beverages will be his downfall.:Punk:

[SARGE]

Absolutly Sarge........but this is just an imaginary pass the time away on an otherwise boring friday night gang.Actually its just a gang for us billy no mates on a friday night.:innocent:

right .. in that case .. can i be the Enforcer?

[98tls]

right .. in that case .. can i be the Enforcer? yea mate for sure.........but you have to wear a mask to cover the hideous burns suffered when the FJ caught fire at 273km an hour....your answer was to ride faster to put out the fire,with no regard for your own safety,which resulted in a head on with a chubb security van..you survived..obviously and made off with the contents of said van thereby ensuring endless wealth for "the sprotsbikers"

[jimbo600]

Can someone explain the whole 1% thing to me? I don't know what it means yet I've seen it on a few gangs, especially in Aussie.

The 1% thing goes back to the origins of bike gangs. Sonny Barger and the Hells Angels Days. Local law Enforcement were quoted as saying the 99% of bike riders were law abiding folk. The bike gangs are the 1% of trouble makers etc. In the hyperbolic world of bike gang culture the 1% thing has been misinterpreted as a badge to say that the wearer is part of the 1% who has killed for the gang. So to wear the 1% badge is basically saying that I live on the fridge of society and am so pathetic I have to join a gang to scavenge anything like respect because I wear a bit of wank cloth on my jacket. (Ulysses club pardoned as they're legit dudes who already have mana)

[Hitcher]

and there would be a room full of beer.

It would need good door seals. And strict enforcers to ensure that the imbibers removed themselves to go wee.

[SARGE]

yea mate for sure.........but you have to wear a mask to cover the hideous burns suffered when the FJ caught fire at 273km an hour....your answer was to ride faster to put out the fire,with no regard for your own safety,which resulted in a head on with a chubb security van..you survived..obviously and made off with the contents of said van thereby ensuring endless wealth for "the sprotsbikers"

dont need a fire to have to wear a mask man ..

[Steam]

right .. in that case .. can i be the Enforcer?

You don't ASK to be the enforcer! You punch someone in the face until they BEG you to be the Enforcer, and then they say thank you.

You can also be our conduit to buy heavy weapons, to strike the other gangs across the other side of the city. What's a 155mm artillery piece's range these days?

Eventually I see the club acquiring a nuclear warhead, which we will tote about for show in a sidecar shaped like a coffin. But that's a long range plan.

[98tls]

dont need a fire to have to wear a mask man .. yea but cmon....as the ENFORCER :gob:you cant just be naturally ugly.

[SARGE]

yea but cmon....as the ENFORCER :gob:you cant just be naturally ugly.

bet? (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=64194&d=1182478779)

[janno]

I live on the fridge of society

Yes, unfortunately some of the KB and the Sunshine Gang live in the fridge of society as well.

Hence the generous proportions of their arses.

But the enforcer runs daily boot camp sessions, and is much loved for his generosity in doing so. :stoogie:

[SARGE]

You don't ASK to be the enforcer! You punch someone in the face until they BEG you to be the Enforcer, and then they say thank you.

.

ok.. so who do i punch?..


who rides that Gay camo GN in the parking lot?.. he'll do

[deanohit]

Eventually I see the club acquiring a nuclear warhead, which we will tote about for show in a sidecar shaped like a coffin. But that's a long range plan.

Already provided mate. :stoogie: :2guns: :ar15:

[98tls]

bet? (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=64194&d=1182478779) :gob:Yep,fair call..thats ugly.

[moT]

can we pillage small towns?

[SARGE]

:gob:Yep,fair call..thats ugly.



ouch ... my mom wont like that dude ...

[Conquiztador]

Can someone explain the whole 1% thing to me? I don't know what it means yet I've seen it on a few gangs, especially in Aussie.

In 1947 in Hollister, California, there was a bunch of bikers who gathered. This was then dubbed the Hollister riot. Whether or not an actual riot occurred is debatable, but there was a motorcycle rally in Hollister from July 4th to July 6th of that year that was attended by about 4000 people. Several newspaper articles were written that, according to some attendees, sensationalized the event and Life magazine ran an article and a staged photograph of an intoxicated subject on a motorcycle parked in a bar.

The press asked the American Motorcyclist Association (AMA) to comment, and their response was that 99% of motorcyclists were law-abiding citizens, and the last one percent were outlaws. Thus was born the term, "one percenter".

[Colapop]

I can help... I good hugger.

[98tls]

can we pillage small towns? All except New Plymouth.....thats where we send the..umm how to put it...thats where we send all the ugly slappers after they fail the rigorous be a sprotsbikers bitch initiation ceremony.

[T.W.R]

Easy.........his love of expensive alcoholic beverages will be his downfall.:Punk:

:shutup:Yeah but having seen what he eventually does after consuming plenty, I definitely wouldn't want to be anywhere near his ankles :nono:

[jimbo600]

In 1947 in Hollister, California, there was a bunch of bikers who gathered. This was then dubbed the Hollister riot. Whether or not an actual riot occurred is debatable, but there was a motorcycle rally in Hollister from July 4th to July 6th of that year that was attended by about 4000 people. Several newspaper articles were written that, according to some attendees, sensationalized the event and Life magazine ran an article and a staged photograph of an intoxicated subject on a motorcycle parked in a bar.

The press asked the American Motorcyclist Association (AMA) to comment, and their response was that 99% of motorcyclists were law-abiding citizens, and the last one percent were outlaws. Thus was born the term, "one percenter".

Yeah thats it. I was almost there. Bit like when making flippy floppy with the doris

Apparently 1% of my girlfriends achieve satisfaction with uncle Jimbo too.

[Steam]

I can help... I good hugger.

As long as it's the hug of DEATH, and that you crush weaker gang-members' ribs with it in cage-fights held every Saturday in the compound.

[SARGE]

As long as it's the hug of DEATH, and that you crush weaker gang-members' ribs with it in cage-fights held every Saturday in the compound.

ooooooooooo... Cage Fight ... now were talking ..

Sarge V. Cola in a no-holds barred cage match...



could go on for a while and you folks in the front row may want to move back a bit



...oooo... tag Team.. Sarge n Big Dave V. Cola and Scumdog

[klingon]

oooooOOOOOOoOOOOoooo and there would be a bunch of leather-clad biker boys bringing us pretty-coloured cocktails with umbrellas in them! :D I like this gang.

[Conquiztador]

oooooOOOOOOoOOOOoooo and there would be a bunch of leather-clad biker boys bringing us pretty-coloured cocktails with umbrellas in them! :D I like this gang.

U been to too many gay bars...

[98tls]

Can we have Helen Clark tied up beneath the drain-pipe from the urinal with some form of dental tool ensuring her mouth is open as wide as it can be at all times..

[Steam]

oooooOOOOOOoOOOOoooo and there would be a bunch of leather-clad biker boys bringing us pretty-coloured cocktails with umbrellas in them! :D I like this gang.

Um... could you do that in a different room please? We could have the guy room with the topless dancers, and a common room and then the women's room (nods to Virginia Woolf) with the umbrella drinks.

[98tls]

Actually as this is an anything is possible thread forget it...bring back Muldoon.

[SARGE]

Can we have Helen Clark tied up beneath the drain-pipe from the urinal with some form of dental tool ensuring her mouth is open as wide as it can be at all times..

dude .. think about that for a second.. HC.. mouth open.. you holding your dick less than 5 feet away ..

:sick::shutup:

[Steam]

Leave my momma outta this, ya barstidges!

[98tls]

Actually forget that........make Colapop prime minister......he can hug all the other world leaders to death.Sprotsbiker is going global..:Punk:

[tri boy]

But what to do with the Laverda, and Guzzi riders?:scratch:

[Toaster]

Very amusing....

.... and my role would be?

[Grahameeboy]

ooooooooooo... Cage Fight ... now were talking ..

Sarge V. Cola in a no-holds barred cage match...



could go on for a while and you folks in the front row may want to move back a bit



...oooo... tag Team.. Sarge n Big Dave V. Cola and Scumdog

Me v The Winner then..........

[Chrislost]

ahaha holding onto it! NOT LETTING GO!

[SARGE]

Me v The Winner then..........



bring it


long as you dont come dressed like you did in the OTHER thread ..

[Sanx]

bring it


long as you dont come dressed like you did in the OTHER thread ..

And Sarge would live to regret his words, as Grahameeboy comes psyched up after seeing a non-gang member leaving his Hardley is a disabled park...

[Indiana_Jones]

How do I fit into this funky version of KB lol

-Indy

[inlinefour]

Who'll design the patch? We got to have a great dirty patch to wear.

Spankme can be the sinister overlord (as he pretty much is already) and live in a smoke-filled room... when the door is opened to let in a high-ranking member, the common hordes glimpse candles and nude, oiled asian bodies sliding over each other, before the door slams shut once more.

The senior mods carry sawn-off shotguns and look grim, while casually whacking infractors heads with the butts, for swearing too loudly and distracting the Spank from his spankdom.
I can just see Hitcher in grimy black leather, with a beard and gun.
Joni in tight leather, with a pistol and oil-smudged hands and face from working on some unnatural, evil machine. Like that woman from Underworld.

Oh, Dover and Finn and Winja? They didn't get kicked out, they got murdered and the new burnout pad was laid over their shallow graves.

The HQ will be in a commercial building with a yard blocked off by high corrugated iron fences and barbed wire. There will be a small warehouse full of fooked bikes and tools, and constant hammering and welding as we prepare for some final battle.

There'll be hot babes who don't put up with any shit and who tend to do a lot of welding in overalls knotted around the waist.

Can anyone add anything more to this vision please? No grim reality thanks, this is not real life.

Lets not, sounds like the dumbest idea I have heard so far this year. :mellow:

[spudchucka]

Can someone explain the whole 1% thing to me? I don't know what it means yet I've seen it on a few gangs, especially in Aussie.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorcycle_club#One_Percenters.2C_Gangs_and_Outlaw s

About half way down the page is a pretty good explanation under "One Percenters, Gangs and Outlaws.

[Grahameeboy]

And Sarge would live to regret his words, as Grahameeboy comes psyched up after seeing a non-gang member leaving his Hardley is a disabled park...

Ggrrrrrrr.....if it had been a harley I would have understood it having to park in a disabled park.........ssccchhhh..don't tell SARGE the psyshy was a rare one off.......I plan to eyeball him.....

[Grahameeboy]

bring it


long as you dont come dressed like you did in the OTHER thread ..

Well I would not want you to give me the wink cause you would be blinded for 1 second, enough for me to strike

[Sniper]

SARGE can be the Enforcer. I want to be the Armourer.

I have a shotgun, a shovel and 1200 acres if you disagree