Twins madam?

[oldrider]

A very loud unattractive woman walked into a large Auckland supermarket.

She had her two kids in tow, screaming at them all the way.

The duty manager smiled and says, good morning mam, welcome to ?..World!

Nice children you have there, are they twins?

The fat obnoxious woman stops long enough to snarl at him.

Of course they bloody well aren't twins!

The eldest is nine and the youngest is seven.

Why the hell would you think they are twins?

Do you really think they look alike, you dickhead!

Absolutely not, replied the duty manager.

I just can't believe that anyone would shag you twice!

[canarlee]

DO YOU EAT CHOCOLATE?

We were raised on chocolate as kids and even into adulthood.
I will never eat it again. I hope you will throw yours away whenever you get given any from now on. It seems as though nothing is safe to eat anymore.
This is what happens when you eat chocolate!
This is a warning, send this to everyone you care about.
It could happen to you......or them

Chocolate will make your feet small!! Warn everyone

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[canarlee]

thay are my big sisters by the way....

[Macktheknife]

thay are my big sisters by the way....

You ain't kidding!

[janno]

Gak!

Now that is a most unpleasant sight before breakfast.

Thanks a bundle!! :angry: