The sun is over the yardarm somewhere

[Mr Merde]

Somewhere in this world the sun is over the yardarm.

Time to sink a few.

Join me for a virtual piss up


Mr :shit:

[tri boy]

Going by the sleazy grey Waikato sky, Port might be the preferred drop.

[Holy Roller]

Consider the mainbrace spliced:yes:

[Mr Merde]

Going by the sleazy grey Waikato sky, Port might be the preferred drop.

Cracked open the Navy Rum. Dropped in a few raisins to the bottle. Sip for a while then munch the raisins.

Port for the toast.

Thanks for joining. I'm under the same sky.

[tri boy]

Charge your glasses ship mates.
A Toast. To Absent Friends.:yes:

[Mr Merde]

Charge your glasses ship mates.
A Toast. To Absent Friends.:yes:

To absent friends.

And might I also add if no one minds too much.


Biker Down.


Mr :shit:

[klingon]

To absent friends.

And might I also add if no one minds too much.


Biker Down.


Mr :shit:

cheers Mr Merde :drinkup:
Here's to another biker I will never meet in person, but who made the world a better place for just being in it.

[The Pastor]

*brings a box of montihs radler*


....burp....



*all gone*

[Mr Merde]

*brings a box of montihs radler*


....burp....



*all gone*

I got rhum and whiskey

keep drinking

Mr :shit:

[Trudes]

Be having a few Speights to absent friends tonight, will have a couple for Mike too.

[The Pastor]

after the box of radlers, I drive to the store and picks up a bottle of captain morgans pirate rum and a six pack of pirate beer!

its pirate cocktails, 50/50 pirate beer/pirate rum!!!


ARRRRRRRRRR

[Mr Merde]

after the box of radlers, I drive to the store and picks up a bottle of captain morgans pirate rum and a six pack of pirate beer!

its pirate cocktails, 50/50 pirate beer/pirate rum!!!


ARRRRRRRRRR

A piss artist after my nown heart.

[Usarka]

Just read your other thread mr merde what better excuse im about to down a stoly straigh outta the freezer salut good sir.

[peasea]

Charge your glasses ship mates.
A Toast. To Absent Friends.:yes:


Yes, to Absinthe Fiends.......
As it happens I just flagged working in the rain (even the missus was out there in her gummies, on the water blaster) and poured a Jimmy, savoured a lightly pan-fied prawn kebab thought......even when it rains life's ok by us.

Later it's sushi for tea then off on foot to the local for a nephews 30th.

[The Pastor]

*drunken too much*



*whips out penis*

[Curious_AJ]

scott... we dont need a repeat of that... one time seeing your peepee was enough!

[Goblin]

Salut! :drinkup:

[tri boy]

Floating between a shot of Brandy, short interlude to enjoy its warmth, an a nice draw on a chilled beer.

[Scorpygirl]

To absent friends.......Raising glass to the ceiling. :drinkup::drinkup:

[Oakie]

Cheers folks. (Oakie raises his glass of 'Canterbury Cream' to the heavens and pretends it's 'Baileys', not just a $10 imitation). To be followed with a nice Merlot over the evening meal (beef curry) that I prepared earlier today and then with a Bourbon or Rum and coke over the rugby later tonight. Hic.

[007XX]

To all that ride up there, and await us, engines revving and having a blast!

You live in our hearts, til we be reunited again...

*007XX...tall glass with stiff Jamieson and dry*

Bonne sante, Mr Merde.

[oldrider]

Having a few too many virtual beers :apint:

Getting virtually pissed and obnoxious :Pokey:

Virtually nobody gives a stuff. :whocares:

Now I will ride my virtual bike home :ride:

And I lose my virtual licence! :Police:

Virtually no difference to the real world, :spudwhat:

So, now I'm virtually out of here. :killingme I may be gone for some time! :yes: John.

[deanohit]

Sitting here with a glass of Johny Walker after reading the other thread.

A toast to Fallen mates!!:bye::drinkup:

[Macktheknife]

To those who have gone on without us, Salut!
prepare the way for us, and keep the beer cold.
*single malt all round*

[chanceyy]

To absent Friends ... salut ...

[scumdog]

Back from the Town & Country Club, frkn black-ice everywhere but the alcamahol protected CB and I:yes:hic, burp.

[sAsLEX]

Consider the mainbrace spliced:yes:

Roll out the Gin Pennant!

Saturday, is it " To our wives and sweet hears may they never meet!"

[gijoe1313]

Ah Mr.Merde, I am a teetotaller but hoisted a Coke. I will remember to stock up on ginger beer again to do this properly.

I think you have been born under a chinese influence... "may you live in interesting times" for better or worse, that's the way it is ....

[Mr Merde]

'Twas a lovely wake.

This Irish in me called and I responded

A few rhums over a few hours.

She that must be obeyed has never seen me legless before, pisssed yes but never legless.

All hands to deck now.

I thank you all for your participation.

You dont know how much it helped.

It doesnt mean we are going to swap spit and take long warm showers together. I'm still a pratt and this leopard is way too old to change his spots.

THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT.

[Hitcher]

Join me for a virtual piss up

The first person to put virtual gingerale or virtual ice in their virtual single malt, will be virtually brutalised.

[RantyDave]

The first person to put virtual gingerale or virtual ice in their virtual single malt, will be virtually brutalised.
The ginger ale is a clear violation of the laws of single malt. Ice is less clear, however. I know some whose opinion I vaguely respect who swear that a tad of water helps bring out the flavour. Particularly laphroig. But never ice.

Dave

[Hitcher]

I know some whose opinion I vaguely respect who swear that a tad of water helps bring out the flavour. Particularly laphroig. But never ice.

A little water helps liberate the volatiles in the alcohol that contain the wonderful aromas and flavours. Drinking neat malt (particularly the cask-strength stuff) will merely cauterise one's palate. Whisky blenders and other professional Scotch "nosers" dilute with 20% water. Personally I think that that's going a bit too far, but it demonstrates value of a little dilution.

And as for ice? Most sipping spirits (malt whisky, cognac, armanac, some rums and fine bourbons, oak-aged tequila) are best consumed at or near body temperature.

Ice, I suspect, has been added to spirits by bartenders for the same reason that McDonald's and others add it -- it makes the measure look bigger.

[The Pastor]

*cracks open a case of doubble brown*

[rwh]

Ice, I suspect, has been added to spirits by bartenders for the same reason that McDonald's and others add it -- it makes the measure look bigger.

Looking forward to the day when McDonalds add ice to spirits ...

Richard

[Mr Merde]

The first person to put virtual gingerale or virtual ice in their virtual single malt, will be virtually brutalised.

In total agreement

[scumdog]

The first person to put virtual gingerale or virtual ice in their virtual single malt, will be virtually brutalised.

You would die Mr H. if you met one of my 'associates'.

This person claims "But you can't drink alcohol unless it's got bubbles in it - where's the bubbles?"

Said after being handed a shot of Laphoraigh.

[Hitcher]

Said after being handed a shot of Laphoraigh.

Gahh! Thud. Wheeze! Spasm. Thud. Twitch.