My dead body

[Ghost_Bullet]

Is anyone willing to pay the cash up front????

I went here (http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator) and found My dead :zzzz: body is worth $4190.00 bucks, and my guess is that is American $$'s??? so it is not worth that much right now. but money is money uh?? :yes:

[canarlee]

i have one question and one question only, what the hell were you looking for to end up on that site???






edit: mine would be worth 4100 bucks......................nah i should be worth more than that! i mean i smoke 30 cigs a day, and drink not a lot now but before i moved here it was in excess of 15 pints (half litres) a day plus shots, every day for a few years. i will keep them busy for months, wondering how the hell i have managed to live for so long!!!

[BuFfY]

I'm worth more than you!! $5000 baby!

[007XX]

$4725, not bad for little ol' me...funny, in a slightly sick kind of way:yes:

[klingon]

I'm worth $5375.

If I were a diabetic, albino dwarf I would be worth $6670.

I'm so glad I'm cheap.

[Deviant Esq]

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5140!


...what a fucked up website!

[Little Miss Trouble]

I'm worth $5375.

If I were a diabetic, albino dwarf I would be worth $6670.

I'm so glad I'm cheap.

Lol snapped! I had to have a play and see what an albino was worth too

[canarlee]

having just tried it a few ways, i could be worth 7160 bucks.........but i would have to be an obese giant who is diabetic, got elefantitis etc etc...........



thats not a lot really is it?

[oldrider]

Is anyone willing to pay the cash up front????

I went here (http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator) and found My dead :zzzz: body is worth $4190.00 bucks, and my guess is that is American $$'s??? so it is not worth that much right now. but money is money uh?? :yes:

Hey, that's a great site!

I entered my details and they sent me $50:00 US.

Apparently I got :first: for the "Best dried arrangement" :yes: John.

[canarlee]

and here is one from the same site for the spelling/grammer nazis oh here


http://mingle2.com/bb/view/blogger-spelling

[0arbreaka]

Im worth $5700

[McJim]

$5025 for me. Odd, I thought I'd be worth more than that just coz of the novelty factor.

[Devil]

$4625 for meeee.

[MSTRS]

$4240. I guess I will eventually end up in an old folks hospital, dying of nothing.

[Edbear]

$5925 but should I be pleased or worried...?:mellow:

[janno]

$6925.

I feel special!!

Yes, a cash advance would be nice . . .

[scumdog]

Is anyone willing to pay the cash up front????

I went here (http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator) and found My dead :zzzz: body is worth $4190.00 bucks, and my guess is that is American $$'s??? so it is not worth that much right now. but money is money uh?? :yes:

Stick to selling turkey - they're worth waaay more than your sorry body!!:nya:

[tri boy]

Theyr'e sending me a bill for $1200, for spilling my guts on the inspection table.
Something to do with an unknown disease that oozed out.:puke::killingme

[bane]

and here is one from the same site for the spelling/grammer nazis oh here


http://mingle2.com/bb/view/blogger-spelling

93%, its a embaraasssmint!

[Sanx]

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4475!


(hint: kids are worth more!)

[The Pastor]

re-re-re-repost!

[Pumba]

Great, im only worth $3790:bye:

Now I just have to work on:

lossing weight
give up drinking
eat better
become a albanio dawf with elephantitis, missing a leg
remove my appendix
have laser surgery to fix my vision
and become about 10 to 15 years younger

then they will pay me $9300:Punk:

[tri boy]

Great, im only worth $3790:bye:

Now I just have to work on:

lossing weight
give up drinking
eat better
become a albanio dawf with elephantitis, missing a leg
remove my appendix
have laser surgery to fix my vision
and become about 10 to 15 years younger

then they will pay me $9300:Punk:

I bet you didn't let them know you are an engineer. Depreciation sucks aye.:dodge:

[Ghost_Bullet]

Stick to selling turkey - they're worth waaay more than your sorry body!!:nya:

Thanks Scummo0 may well have to take that advice.... :lol:

[Skunk]

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $3975!

Yeah, right.


Speeling woz 80%. Yer Ha!