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Swoop
24th July 2007, 13:32
Sideswipe: Tuesday
5:00AM Tuesday July 24, 2007
By Ana Samways

A Canadian market research and search engine optimisation site is highlighting bizarre phrases that people type into search engines:

My English teacher lost my essay (18 times a day)
Whole body donation (22)
Shaving horse (27)
Cow seeds (6)
Underground soil (3)
Natural dog (64)
Husband doesn't shower or wear deodorant (5)
My husband wears my clothes (10)
Why is my husband a jerk (6)
How to flirt (179)
Why is my Honda Goldwing too hard to push (15)
Holiday meal with no teeth (4)
Source: epiar.com (click on "bizarre phrases" at left)


:rofl:
People had to ask why the leadwing is hard to push?????:shit:

ZeroIndex
24th July 2007, 15:46
Sideswipe: Tuesday
5:00AM Tuesday July 24, 2007
By Ana Samways

A Canadian market research and search engine optimisation site is highlighting bizarre phrases that people type into search engines:

My English teacher lost my essay (18 times a day)
Whole body donation (22)
Shaving horse (27)
Cow seeds (6)
Underground soil (3)
Natural dog (64)
Husband doesn't shower or wear deodorant (5)
My husband wears my clothes (10)
Why is my husband a jerk (6)
How to flirt (179)
Why is my Honda Goldwing too hard to push (15)Holiday meal with no teeth (4)
Source: epiar.com (click on "bizarre phrases" at left)


:rofl:
People had to ask why the leadwing is hard to push?????:shit:
The reason it is hard to push is because no-one will help you. They're all rolling around on the floor laughing at the small person that thinks the Goldwing was a good investment :killingme