Masturbation 'may prevent cancer'

[bluninja]

Your parents may have told you you'd go blind but new research has shown that masturbation 'may prevent cancer' (http://www.sundaytimes.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,7034,6762437%255E1702,00.html)

It's amazing that this research should come to light just weeks after prostitution has been decriminalised......just think how long before your health insurance would pay out for someone to perform this health service for you on a daily basis :gob:

Maybe companies will have to provide mags and access to XXX sites as part of their health responsibilities.

 

And I thought my right hand was for gripping the throttle:D

TTFN

 

[MikeL]

Us old w*nkers are feeling pretty smug, now...:D

[Robbo]

Interesting Topic. I guess that we will see the prostrate cancer rates dropping dramatically in the future as there sure are a lot more "Wankers" out there on our roads than ever before. Usually in Tin Tops or holding Cameras.

Cheers :done:

[Mitch]

That's the best new i've had in a long time :D  

However in kind of goes in line with 'Sex reduces stress'  'Stress causes cancer' I guess it's just the politians way of saying  'Ladies and gentleman' we now give you medical reasons to wank, so pull your little hearts out :p 

All this sex is great but i'd still like some company once in a while :o

[Racey Rider]

Originally posted by Mitch
.... All this sex is great but i'd still like some company once in a while :o

Don't say it guys! :no: It A Trap!!!


Ether that,, or a cunning plan to make us loose our concentration when we're racing her! :buggerd:


We're onto you Mitch!
(In a manner of speaking!). :o

[Robbo]

Nice One Mitch 

Maybe when they legalised prostitution recently, it should have been the Prostitution and Stress Relief Bill.  They could have then put a Tax on it.

Can you imagine claiming your wanking tax back as a business expense?             Might raise a few eyebrows at I.R.D. Especially if you could also claim depreciation and fair ware and tear on the equipment. :D

 

Hey, how did this subject get started.  :confused:

Cheers

[Mitch]

 I like the way you think Robbo!! :yes:

[What?]

Originally posted by Robbo
They could have then put a Tax on it.

Nah mate, they'd never tax themselves!!:p

[mossy1200]

Bump.
Just wondering if anyone that started preventive messures has proved this to be incorrect yet?

[short-circuit]

Bump.
Just wondering if anyone that started preventive messures has proved this to be incorrect yet?

A substantial dredge - but worthy

[mossy1200]

A substantial dredge - but worthy
I thought we could have results by now.
Im also interested to know if the KBr has more to say about nasty masty than they did a few years ago.

[Mully]

I was going to chastise the OP for getting the data wrong.

It's blow jobs that prevent cancer......

That's what I tell the missus anyway

[mossy1200]

I was going to chastise the OP for getting the data wrong.

It's blow jobs that prevent cancer......

That's what I tell the missus anyway
Are you saying single men have a greater risk of getting cancer?

[Mully]

Are you saying single men have a greater risk of getting cancer?

I don't know.

I'm not a Doctor.

I'm just trying to get more blow jobs.

[Fatt Max]

Just as long as we all pull together, everything will be ok....

Right, I'm off for a ride, anyone coming?

[Mully]

anyone coming?

No, I always sit like this.

[Katman]

Bump.
Just wondering if anyone that started preventive messures has proved this to be incorrect yet?

I hope you found this thread by searching the word 'cancer'.

:blink:

[mossy1200]

I hope you found this thread by searching the word 'cancer'.

:blink:

No comment.:Oops:

[p.dath]

I can see an upcoming pandemic of OOS and arthritis in the wrist.

[Slyer]

Like it would matter even if it did give you cancer.

[ynot slow]

Imagine claiming depreciation on inventory.

[Laava]

Will it be helpful if we splash it about?

[tri boy]

If your partner/wife/blow up doll pulls you off, will they be safe also?
Would help if doctors approved of partner hand relief daily, in the cause of fighting cancer of course:innocent:

[mossy1200]

If your partner/wife/blow up doll pulls you off, will they be safe also?
Would help if doctors approved of partner hand relief daily, in the cause of fighting cancer of course:innocent:
Blow up doll guaranteed 100% safe or your money back.

[Mom]

Will it be helpful if we splash it about?

Just not in my eye

I dont think pirate suits me somehow...


Stirts will fill you in if you are confused :D

[Metalor]

I thought this was already widely accepted knowledge?

The condition is called "Blue Balls". All that cum has gotta go SOMEWHERE!

[NDORFN]

Sweet, from now on I'll smoke when I wank. Cut even like.

[1wheel riot]

theres nathing beter than a good rumbill in the sak go exersize streas relef just fantastice

[CookMySock]

Bump. Just wondering if anyone that started preventive messures has proved this to be incorrect yet?Still going like the blazes at it, and no cancer yet! Got a melanoma removed from my arm recently though - that was a bit of a fright, so tripling my efforts!!! :tugger: Help me out here will ya.. :moon:

Steve

[portokiwi]

:headbang: Allways new the meaning taking matters into hand was G:lol::lol:D

[sosman]

Still going like the blazes at it, and no cancer yet! Got a melanoma removed from my arm recently though - that was a bit of a fright, so tripling my efforts!!! :tugger: Help me out here will ya.. :moon:

Steve

Can ya beat 30sec's from slack?:lol:

[Metalor]

Well, me brother is getting a show on msn from some yankie bitch at the moment, fingering her pussy, rubbing her tits etc. What she doesn't know is me and my mate are also watching having a giggle. I'd fuck the shit out of her though, she's pretty good for a yank!

Bet he's gonna have a good wank tonight!

[davebullet]

Can ya beat 30sec's from slack?:lol:

Caverject injection = man paste in under 25

[CookMySock]

Can ya beat 30sec's from slack?:lol:Haha, sometimes. :headbang:

Steve

[mossy1200]

Can ya beat 30sec's from slack?:lol:

No.I gota take time raising the flag cause i get light headed if its done to quick.

[Brian d marge]

that makes totally immune to cancer then, being the biggest wanker I know

and my boss could go positively swimming in the cancer tank ...hes a total wanker

Stephen