KB Paintball

[SARGE]

been thinkin bout this .. i say we get the soldiers vs the hippies and figure this out once and for all .. Doc..Myself.. BuckBuck..SASLex etc v all comers ..

whaddya say boys?

[tide]

hell yeah... :Punk: :dodge:

[0arbreaka]

Im fuckin keen as, jus cant run for a bit, fuckin surgery..

[Superweetard]

What if you've been in the services and your nick name is Hippie???

[peasea]

What if you've been in the services and your nick name is Hippie???


What if you're still a hippie and can't run coz you're stoned off your tits, have no idea how to fire any sort of gun, are allergic to paint and are a pacifist anyway?

Then what?

[Paul in NZ]

Ooooh I dunno - sounds a bit rough and is the paint made from bio degradeable vegetable dyes?

[SARGE]

Im fuckin keen as, jus cant run for a bit, fuckin surgery..

no worries .. prolly spring anyhoo


What if you're still a hippie and can't run coz you're stoned off your tits,

Then what?

you better have brought enough for everyone then



Ooooh I dunno - sounds a bit rough and is the paint made from bio degradeable vegetable dyes?


LEAD paint :whistle:



What if you've been in the services and your nick name is Hippie???


then you can bat for both teams ... just like real life :dodge:

[Paul in NZ]

LEAD paint :whistle:

Lead paint or just lead and screw the paint?

[SARGE]

Lead paint or just lead and screw the paint?

meh .. im easy

[Paul in NZ]

meh .. im easy

Jesus man - you may be easy but I was only offering to screw the lead...

[SARGE]

Jesus man - you may be easy but I was only offering to screw the lead...

whatever helps ya sleep bro...:shutup:

[McJim]

I'll bring litre cans of gloss. you can call me artillery.

[SARGE]

I'll bring litre cans of gloss. you can call me artillery.

cool.. a trebuche setup?

[McJim]

cool.. a trebuche setup?

Nah, just overarm mate. None of these french catapaults.

[NighthawkNZ]

Pitty I not up there I would be up for that... though I not sure what shide I would be on :slap:

[SARGE]

Nah, just overarm mate. None of these french catapaults.

unless they are catapulting the French..



Pitty I not up there I would be up for that... though I not sure what shide I would be on :slap:

ok.. 3 teams then.. the soldiers .. the hippies and the AGRO HIPPIES and Conscientious Objectors

[Two Smoker]

Guess that makes me an Almost soldier hippie... Bring it on Biartch:stoogie:

[peasea]

Guess that makes me an Almost soldier hippie... Bring it on Biartch:stoogie:

ASH?
Isn't that an ANTI-smoking lobby group?

[SARGE]

ASH?
Isn't that an ANTI-smoking lobby group?

BASTYARDS!!!!!!!!!

[gijoe1313]

Do I get to wear my fancy-pants ninja gear? Or should I bring the Boba Fett outfit... oh the decisions!

[jafar]

I'm in , havn't shot anyone for a while :woohoo:

[Hitcher]

Hmmm. I love the smell of topcoat in the morning. It smells like, victory!

[Grahameeboy]

Are Gay, save the world types allowed?

[jrandom]

I'm fuckin' in.

Someone better gimme something I can fire with one hand, though.

[Hitcher]

Are Gay, save the world types allowed?

All armed conflict needs corpses.

[SARGE]

Are Gay, save the world types allowed?

absolutely .. the last ones were delicious

[Grahameeboy]

All armed conflict needs corpses.

I like corpses.......

[Grahameeboy]

absolutely .. the last ones were delicious

Which was the best end though?????:gob:

[SARGE]

Which was the best end though?????:gob:

dunno.. after the meat grinder it all looks the same ..

[Grahameeboy]

dunno.. after the meat grinder it all looks the same ..

I am in then.............did I tell you the time I did paintball in the UK and just charged the enemy camp on my own and actually took the flag without being hit...........I think they were so stunned that I was on my own that it worked............funny as....

[SARGE]

I am in then.............did I tell you the time I did paintball in the UK and just charged the enemy camp on my own and actually took the flag without being hit...........I think they were so stunned that I was on my own that it worked............funny as....

great idea .. i think you should try that again ..:innocent:

[Grahameeboy]

great idea .. i think you should try that again ..:innocent:

Mums the word then eh SARGE.....

[SARGE]

Mums the word then eh SARGE.....

i wont say a thing bro...


considering you'd be on the OTHER team ...

[Grahameeboy]

i wont say a thing bro...


considering you'd be on the OTHER team ...

Surely you know I bat for both sides:yes::innocent::sunny:

[Curious_AJ]

omg, paintball! that would be awesome fun!

*hums combat music as she lies in wait*

[SARGE]

omg, paintball! that would be awesome fun!

*hums combat music as she lies in wait*

awesome .. our first real target !!!! ( besides GB of course .. but thats a gimme)

[Curious_AJ]

i'll be painting the bull's eye on my bum! get me if you can!

[SARGE]

i'll be painting the bull's eye on my bum! get me if you can!

:dodge:dont do that ... people on K' Rd will think is GB on Friday night

[Sparky Bills]

There are people down in Welly who were keen on a game. Not really too sure who is who as far as hippies etc go...?

Im just waiting for my shoulder to heal up, and ill kick all your asses!:dodge:


Am I a Hippie or a Soldier?

[Curious_AJ]

I'd probably be closer to a hippie... either that or a vietnamese guerilla warrior...

or just the decoy that runs around in circles...

[SARGE]

I'd probably be closer to a hippie... either that or a vietnamese guerilla warrior...

or just the decoy that runs around in circles...

long s i get to shoot something ...

[Curious_AJ]

you'd be paying for the bruise cream dude.

[SARGE]

you'd be paying for the bruise cream dude.

check's in the mail...

[Curious_AJ]

yay! :p ok, feel free to shoot away... not that I won't shoot you back or anything :D

[SARGE]

yay! :p ok, feel free to shoot away... not that I won't shoot you back or anything :D

i was thinkin more along the lines of CQB really ...

[Curious_AJ]

CQB... enlighten me.. i do not know what that means ...

[eviltwin]

what about wellington vs. auckland. meet in taupo?

[deanohit]

CQB... enlighten me.. i do not know what that means ...

Close Quarter Battle I think. Sounds like fun, from the sounds of it everyone will just be shooting at each other.:ar15::chase:

[SARGE]

CQB... enlighten me.. i do not know what that means ...

CGB (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CQB)

[sunhuntin]

what about wellington vs. auckland. meet in taupo?

hell... that sounds even better!! *plots* *applies for time off work*

[deanohit]

what about wellington vs. auckland. meet in taupo?

Jeez theres gonna be alot more than 2 teams. Oh well, bring it ON!:2guns:

[Hitcher]

How about the BDOTGNZA versus the Illiterati? The Brave Defenders could usefully insert some punctuation whilst their foes were helping their uncle jack off a horse.

[Curious_AJ]

CGB (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CQB)

ah, thank you... meh, same diff, i'm too fast for you!

[Macktheknife]

I am up for this Sarge, I will join you in the vets team.

[Guitana]

Yeah I'll be in for the shoot up in Taupo should make it for the same weekend as the KB Track day Nov 4th!! Then a hard out night on the piss to finish!!!
What say you KBers???????

[Sparky Bills]

I could be keen on that!

[Chrislost]

id be keen.
but im not a fucking hippy.
therefore ill jsut go on my own team...
saves learning your names before i paint you anyway.

[McJim]

I used to captain a paintball team back in blighty. My speciality was hitting necks, nipples and nutsacks.

I didn't really play to win, just to inflict the greatest number of weals possible ::devil2:

First shot I fired in anger was a classic. I was running across open ground that turned out to be a bog. Got my left leg stuck up to my knee and got spotted by 3 members of the opposition who decided to laugh at me. Shot the first one in the stones and took out his mates while they were laughing at him! A Marshall saw the whole thing and was in stiches himself. Got myself out of the bog without further incident and had a great day.

[Guitana]

Ill put a sack of paintballs in the freezer especially for you then Mc Jim????:shit::shit::shutup::shutup::nono:

[Curious_AJ]

id be keen.
but im not a fucking hippy.
therefore ill jsut go on my own team...
saves learning your names before i paint you anyway.

you can be on AJ's team? lol... :yes:

[007XX]

CGB (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CQB)

Can I come and play too?? Pwwweeesse...? *puppy eyes*


How about the BDOTGNZA versus the Illiterati? The Brave Defenders could usefully insert some punctuation whilst their foes were helping their uncle jack off a horse.

:laugh::laugh:


ah, thank you... meh, same diff, i'm too fast for you!

Jeeesus, chick:shit:...that's a very brave call! You've met Sarge before???:laugh:


I am up for this Sarge, I will join you in the vets team.

Hell!! I'm on that team, whatever it's called...I'll be the Vets Supporter (can have cheerleader outfit in Camo made up!:yes:)

[puddy]

i'll be painting the bull's eye on my bum! get me if you can!
Cool, but post that up on the ARSES post so we all recognise it when we see it!

[puddy]

Have we got a proposed Date for this one yet? It's a great idea.:yes:

[Hitcher]

Cool, but post that up on the ARSES post so we all recognise it when we see it!

The Brave Defenders are hoping they are not required to protect those arses...

[SARGE]

Have we got a proposed Date for this one yet? It's a great idea.:yes:

nothing as of yet ..


some of us are travel restricted also keep in mind due to family and work commitments .. i would like to do it in Waitakeri personally and if its a good turnout .. maybe regional teams down the line

[Bullitt]

Ive only done paintball once many years ago but loved it. Put me down on the non-hippie side if theres an event near wellington:dodge:

[chace]

Put me down as the non-hippie too. Gona gets me some tree huggers!!

[Curious_AJ]

there is nothing wrong with hugging trees... sometimes they're the only one's who shut up and listen...

[chace]

BYO arsenal?

[SARGE]

BYO arsenal?

shit man ... you dont know the door you just opened ..:dodge:


but yea .. run what ya brung.. im thinkin of doin it at the place out in Swanson.. nice setup.. rentals .. BBQ pit etc

[chace]

Might as well take it up a knotch aye. Makes for more pain/fun!

[chace]

You reckon indoor or outdoor?

[SARGE]

You reckon indoor or outdoor?

youre kidding right ?

[Curious_AJ]

I dont have my own gear, so rentals would be a big help!!

[Kittyhawk]

what about wellington vs. auckland. meet in taupo?

Sounds like a plan Id' be keen for that.


Yeah I'll be in for the shoot up in Taupo should make it for the same weekend as the KB Track day Nov 4th!! Then a hard out night on the piss to finish!!!
What say you KBers???????

It'd be less painful if you are tipsy playing hahaha


I used to captain a paintball team back in blighty. My speciality was hitting necks, nipples and nutsacks.



Dont aim at my nipples, they are lovely AHAHAHAHA

Count me in on this one! But wont be wearing the DPM's. Depending on the colours of paintballs, maybe the mess kit is the way to go!!

[Macktheknife]

Hell!! I'm on that team, whatever it's called...I'll be the Vets Supporter (can have cheerleader outfit in Camo made up!:yes:)

Now that I want to see! lol.

[Krusti]

Can I bring my own paintballs......just need to get them from the freezer :dodge:

[Kendog]

Ive only done paintball once many years ago but loved it. Put me down on the non-hippie side if theres an event near wellington:dodge:

Keep an eye on this (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=52696) thread.

[007XX]

Now that I want to see! lol.

I like pic #1...but mebbe #2 will be a bit warmer...:laugh:

[Toaster]

Always up for killing hippies.

[sunhuntin]

I dont have my own gear, so rentals would be a big help!!

agreed!
****

[Curious_AJ]

rentals ftw.. yet, i wouldn't mind getting my own gun.. i saw a really nice blue one in the outdoors store in glenfield the other week. then i'd get my own custom made mask... mwahaha... dude, I'm so frikin keen for paintball!!

[0arbreaka]

rentals ftw.. yet, i wouldn't mind getting my own gun.. i saw a really nice blue one in the outdoors store in glenfield the other week. then i'd get my own custom made mask... mwahaha... dude, I'm so frikin keen for paintball!!

You'll never see it coming..... :ar15: