For all the cat lovers out there...

[Bren]

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[200BUSA]

not at all funny

[Steam]

Welcome to Kiwibiker linuxrunner.
You'll fit right in with the other retards who post unfunny jokes and crass, tasteless crap.

[Bren]

I do sure hope thats a compliment!!!

[Jantar]

I do sure hope thats a compliment!!!
Nope. :nono:

[Bren]

I seem to have upset too many people here with this post...any way I can delete it?

[Goblin]

Nah dont delete it! Anyone who thinks it's for real ought to get a life. It's funny! Can just picture them in a chinese takeaway shop.

[Steam]

I seem to have upset too many people here with this post...any way I can delete it?

No don't delete it. It is bizzare and yukky but it takes all kinds to make KB what it is.
Seriously, welcome! Also, you should buy a bike! Riding is fun!

[Bren]

No don't delete it. It is bizzare and yukky but it takes all kinds to make KB what it is.
Seriously, welcome! Also, you should buy a bike! Riding is fun!

Tell me about it...If ya look at the new member speak ya will see I have a good history with bikes...Im just in between bikes at the moment so to speak...plannin on getting a trumpy for my 40th...but might get a rat bike between now and then...

[Steam]

...but might get a rat bike between now and then...

Then you'll love this... it's my latest rat creation, sadly just sold.

[NotaGoth]

Bad taste..... :(

[Goblin]

Bad taste..... :(
You never know 'til you try.....might taste rather nice...if you were hungry enough.

[Flatcap]

Those cats should have been skinned before being packaged.

And what use would the head be? Soup?

[NotaGoth]

You never know 'til you try.....might taste rather nice...if you were hungry enough.

My mums Australian... Her and my dad had chinese one night.. And she swore it wasn't chicken or pork... Few weeks later it was in the newspaper that this particular chinese takeaway shop had been caught using cats...

If people were hungry enough they'd eat anything pretty much.. lol

[SpankMe]

hmmmm, roadkill

[NotaGoth]

hmmmm, roadkill


REPOST!!!!!!!!!

[Bren]

Then you'll love this... it's my latest rat creation, sadly just sold.
shite....that aint a rat bike mate....looks like a frankenstein....

[SpankMe]

REPOST!!!!!!!!!

Just once or twice. (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/image_browser.php?do=view&pp=90&censored=1&sortfield=attachment.filesize&sortorder=ASC&cats=1,69,54,32,16&search=1&jpegs=1&gifs=1&movies=1&page=67)

[Goblin]

My mums Australian... Her and my dad had chinese one night.. And she swore it wasn't chicken or pork... Few weeks later it was in the newspaper that this particular chinese takeaway shop had been caught using cats...

If people were hungry enough they'd eat anything pretty much.. lol
That's happened here too...back in the eighties all the neighborhood cats were disappearing. Next thing the local chinese takeaway was shut down.
Cant be that bad...how ever many million chinese people cant be wrong.

[Flatcap]

Since cat meat isn't commercially available (and illegal to boot), you'll probably have to prepare cat yourself. If you live in the more enlightened domains of East Asia, and can purchase cat at the local market, you may want to skip this step and proceed to COOKING YOUR CAT.

First, get a large cutting board and lay out your cat. Lop off the head, the tail and the feet with a sharp butcher's knife. These parts of the cat contain little usable meat, so toss them aside.

Next, make a longitudinal incision on the cat's abdomen. Reach your hand (wear gloves!) into the body cavity, and remove all of the internal organs. Discard them- especially the liver. It may look tasty, but the liver of a felis domesticus is frequently too toxic for human consumption.

BEER ROASTED CAT
1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, like Guinness

Cover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper.

If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good. Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just remember- cat is a course best served hot!

Cat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game meats, but with a little thought and preparation, Baked Cat can make the belly of the persnicketiest diner glow with home baked goodness

[devnull]

I love cats

but I don't think I could eat a whole one

[hdus001]

Just out of curiosity, is cat meat illegal?

[Animal]

Not even remotely funny.

[Joni]

I suppose it depends on if you have a pet cat or not... those that dont might find it funny... I for one am with CADanimal, not funny. Love my Timothy to death :love:

[FlangMasterJ]

Not even remotely funny.

Why isn't that funny?

I thought it was fucken funny.

"No, not the Panda"!

[Animal]

Why isn't that funny?

I thought it was fucken funny.

"No, not the Panda"!

I have nothing but pity for you then.

[FlangMasterJ]

I have nothing but pity for you then.

I'm a huge cat nut. If you can't see the funny side you are very sad.

[Animal]

I'm a huge cat nut. If you can't see the funny side you are very sad.

Well yes, it's true then that I am very sad. I hold cats in higher regard than I do humans, but that's probably because I've never been let down by a cat. People on the other hand... um, er... Forgive my cynicism, I'm probably not in the best place to recognise the implied humour. :(

[Curious_AJ]

I can see there MIGHT e a very tiny teeny weeny bit of funny in there somewhere... but to me, completely gross.... (i dont know if i spell stuff right either... *doh!*)

[marioc]

Thats pretty sick,in Asia they farm poor cats for their pelts,keep them in cages like battery hens :angry:

[Coyote]

It'd have been funny if there wasn't butcher stickers on it

"oh, so that's where cats come from"

[Bren]

I have 4 cats at home myself, and love em to bits. I also saw the funny side to the pic when I first found it, and I believe no cats were hurt in the creation of the pic, it has obviously been done using photoshop or something similar.

We cant all have a morbid sick sense of humor, just like we cant all have a dry sense of humor. As they say "different strokes for different folks".

Anyways I guess the point I am trying to make is the old adage that you cant please 100% of the people 100% of the time. There are always going to be differences of opinion and thats what makes these type of sites interesting.

[FlangMasterJ]

Thats pretty sick,in Asia they farm poor cats for their pelts,keep them in cages like battery hens :angry:

I heard in some countries they slaughter cattle for human consumption :gob:

[kickingzebra]

hehe. i am going to use that image to torture my cats and my daughter alike... heh heh.

[BMW]

yuck.

But good to see some people have a sense of humour!

[marioc]

I heard in some countries they slaughter cattle for human consumption :gob:

yes but not many people cuddle up to their pet Cow at night or I could be mistaken :yes:

[NighthawkNZ]

Love my Timothy to death :love:

love it to death... wrap it up in cellophane and then put on shelf... :shutup: :blink:

[NighthawkNZ]

Thats pretty sick, in Asia they farm poor cats for their pelts, keep them in cages like battery hens

No different than farming sheep, cattle, chickens, larmas, goats, deer, horse, pigs, or eating duck, goose, turkey, fish, rabbit, qual, ostrich, whale, shark, eggs,

Most Asians tourists say the same thing with us eating the cute fluffy lambs...

Its all part of the food chain. The thing I am against is when you hunt to extinction or you waste the kill ie; kill a dolphin for its fins only and throwing the rest away...

[marioc]

You mean Sharks?
Dolphins are protected in most places now.
but yeah I see your point.
Never been keen on Shark Fin Soup myself

[Colapop]

I laughed - out loud! And I'll do it again too!

[Lissa]

Yuck.. for about 0.1569 seconds I thought it was real!!! :angry:

[judecatmad]

No prizes for guessing my reaction to the pic......

Ooh, I know, next time, let's post up a picture of babies butcher-wrapped :yes:

:nono:

(I do know it's not real, but it's still kinda sick!)

[Bass]

I'm with Nighthawk on this one and the abhorrence reaction is not entirely logical, but it does explain why farmers are reluctant to make pets of farm animals

[Flatcap]

No prizes for guessing my reaction to the pic......

Ooh, I know, next time, let's post up a picture of babies butcher-wrapped :yes:

:nono:

(I do know it's not real, but it's still kinda sick!)


What sort of babies?
Lamb
Veal
or even
Eggs?

[Korea]

Thats pretty sick,in Asia they farm poor cats for their pelts,keep them in cages like battery hens :angry:

Think of the poor hens!

[Conquiztador]

Now that was funny.

I think I have mentioned this before, but:

Did you know that you can make a cat to sound like a dog?

Yep, just pour some petrol on it, put a burning match to it, and it goes "wooofff"

[Conquiztador]

now U can catch your own...

[Bren]

Did you know that you can make a cat to sound like a dog?

Yep, just pour some petrol on it, put a burning match to it, and it goes "wooofff"

AND, you can make a dog sound like a cat....freeze the mutt, then cut it with a bandsaw....MEEEEOOOOOWWW!

[Bren]

Oh...i love my dog too...so I would not condone the above action!

[Jantar]

I'm with Nighthawk on this one and the abhorrence reaction is not entirely logical, but it does explain why farmers are reluctant to make pets of farm animals
Most of our sheep have pet names: EG. Sausages, Lamb Chops, Lambington, Xmas Dinner, Easter Feast, Fork Aughter, Le Groast, etc. :innocent:

[Shadows]

That photo must have been taken in the Chowick branch.

[Shadows]

I have 4 cats at home myself, and love em to bits.

I know what you're doing wrong. The trick is to wrap them in heaps of duct tape first so that they don't pop.

[Bass]

I know what you're doing wrong. The trick is to wrap them in heaps of duct tape first so that they don't pop.

* Cough* * Splutter**

Exhaling coffee is almost as uncomfortable as inhaling it.

[kevfromcoro]

My mums Australian... Her and my dad had chinese one night.. And she swore it wasn't chicken or pork... Few weeks later it was in the newspaper that this particular chinese takeaway shop had been caught using cats...

If people were hungry enough they'd eat anything pretty much.. lol

Was that Hong Kong Food City in Manukau?
I youst to go there all the time.
They got closed down for selling cats as chicken.
Went to a market in Cambodia recently.
They eat anything..scorpions,snails,birds,frogs,dogs,cats,
If it moves they eat it.
Desperate people.
We dont know how lucky we are here.

[ZeroIndex]

THAT IS TOTALLY AWESOME!!! I thought it was gonna be one of those lame "I love my animal" posts, but that is truly funny... anyone that finds it truly offensive, go join PETA, I'm sure they'd love you to... HTFU people... it's a joke...

[ZeroIndex]

Bad taste..... :(
I'm sure with the right seasoning, a good chef can make it into a really good tasty meal... :killingme

[FlangMasterJ]

I youst to go there all the time.

That's a new one.

[ZeroIndex]

I heard in some countries they slaughter cattle for human consumption :gob:
Why did I read that as "I heard in some countries they slaugher humans for cattle consumption"???? LOL :whocares:

[McJim]

It is so obviously a fake image.

Mind you I HAVE eaten the following with no ill effects:

Dog (Stewed)
Crocodile (Dumplings)
Cobra (Risotto)
Ants (Oven baked and mixed with rice)
Locusts (in a light batter)
Kangaroo (Pan fried)
Ostrich (Pan Fried)
Horse (Pan Fried)
Scorpion (Chocolate coated)
Zebra (Stir Fry)

And Haggis too surprisingly enough.

And on each occasion I knew what I was eating before I tucked in.

[ZeroIndex]

You mean Sharks?
Dolphins are protected in most places now.
but yeah I see your point.
Never been keen on Shark Fin Soup myself
The only real reason for Shark 'hunting' is to make really good helmets :)

[Bend-it]

Ahahahah!! I don;t like cats, and I love the joke!! Hilarious!! Kablingk!

[Maha]

And Haggis too surprisingly enough.



Surprisingly enough, that shit aint that offal....

[ZeroIndex]

I know what you're doing wrong. The trick is to wrap them in heaps of duct tape first so that they don't pop.


* Cough* * Splutter**

Exhaling coffee is almost as uncomfortable as inhaling it.
totally agreed... I'm glad I'm out of coffee... that would be messy

[FlangMasterJ]

This Arkansas Fair ran out of goldfish. Not the smartest those Yanks.

[ZeroIndex]

This Arkansas Fair ran out of goldfish. Not the smartest those Yanks.
Why does that one look so real :killingme Nice one :yes:

[ZeroIndex]

<img src=http://www.methuen.co.uk/images/475/0413760405.jpg>

For anyone familiar with Schrödinger's cat: The perfect test...
<img src=http://pages.emerson.edu/faculty/m/maurice_methot/ectoplasm/deadcat.jpg>

And finally:
<img src=http://albinjohnson.com/deadcat.jpg>

[FlangMasterJ]

<img src=http://www.methuen.co.uk/images/475/0413760405.jpg>

Woah, our family had this book when I was 5 years old. The pencil sharpner cracked me up.

[FlangMasterJ]

A link to some funny cat pics: http://www.jasonleecooksey.com/labels/pics.html

[Joni]

Its times like this, that I can sigh a deep sigh of relief that all people are not the same, and that we get the choice of who we be-freind in "real life".

[FlangMasterJ]

Why does that one look so real :killingme Nice one :yes:

Took me two painstaking minutes.:zzzz:

[ZeroIndex]

<img src=http://www.jasonleecooksey.com/images/funnycats/funnypic-(24).jpg>

[ZeroIndex]

Took me two painstaking minutes.:zzzz:
Dear FlangMaster J,

After reading your post and looking at the picture, I have given this recommendation:
You should put it on TradeMe and see how much you can get for the cat in the bag.

Yours insincerely
Joe King

[FlangMasterJ]

Dear FlangMaster J,

After reading your post and looking at the picture, I have given this recommendation:
You should put it on TradeMe and see how much you can get for the cat in the bag.

Yours insincerely
Joe King

That would be funny. Kind of like 'The Cat in the Hat' but 'Cat in the Bag'.

[ZeroIndex]

That would be funny. Kind of like 'The Cat in the Hat' but 'Cat in the Bag'.
I was thinking more along the lines of "Who let the cat out of the bag?" :killingme

[SpankMe]

Are there laws against molesting kittens?

[FlangMasterJ]

I was thinking more along the lines of "Who let the cat out of the bag?" :killingme

:eek: Very good!

[MisterD]

Are there laws against molesting kittens?

My Great-Grannie said it was ok to drown them in a sack as long as their eyes weren't open yet...

[Bren]

I heard in some countries they slaughter cattle for human consumption :gob:

....the worst thing...in some countries people eat :sick:Humans!:sick:...hope I aint on the menu!

[Zuki Bandit]

Fekin hilarious!!! I love my cat but this is obviously not real. If we cant have a giggle about it then whats the point?

Not to be taken to heart.:nono: