Who would you run off with??

[Deviant Esq]

First of all I'll make a bit of a disclaimer: This is intended to be completely tongue in cheek and a bit of fun. Noone posting here will be suggesting they would actually run off with someone - though no doubt there's at least one who would... :nono: :blip: - it's entirely for fun! Even if your wife or husband is on KB, post up anyway and encourage them to do so as well... you might just learn something about each other!

So - who would you most like to run off with... and why? Could be absolutely anyone you like, but they should be the gender of your sexual preference because half the fun of this is picking a person you'd love to shag senseless!! :laugh: Of course, if you can think of someone to run off with for more than just sex it's a bit more interesting. Oh, and post pics! ;)

So, I'll start. I'd run off with Erin Andrews. Most of you probably won't have heard of her - she's a sideline reporter for ESPN. I'm a big fan of American Major League Baseball, she's a sideline reporter for some of the games that are televised over here. I'd run off with her because she's an absolute fox, naturally, but also because it'd be awesome to go to baseball games all over, meet all the players and other important people, watch the games... then take her back to the hotel room afterwards and shag her senseless! :love:

[Indiana_Jones]

<img src="http://www.suzy.co.nz/images/SuzyNew01.jpg">

-Indy

[Trudes]

I've said it before and will say it again, and again, and again


Wentworth :drool:
Why? It's fairly self explanatory really! Fark the conversation I say!

[Sanx]

Intelligent, stunningly attractive, wealthy ...
On the down side, she's religious. Still, I can live with one flaw.

*drool*

[Str8 Jacket]

I've said it before and will say it again, and again, and again


Wentworth :drool:
Why? It's fairly self explanatory really! Fark the conversation I say!

Oh hell yeah! Giggidy, giggidy!! :love:

I'll fight you for him biarch!!! :yes:


Or... we could all just run of together. You me and Wentworth....:innocent:

[Colapop]

Grover. Dirty dirty puppet sex!!

[MyGSXF]

Wentworth :drool:

:gob: holy crap.. are those tats REAL???????????? :shifty:

[Str8 Jacket]

Grover. Dirty dirty puppet sex!!

You obviously havent seen meet the Feebles then? :shutup:

[cowboyz]

Only a woman of absolute class would make me run away from Mrs Cowboyz.......

[Trudes]

Oh hell yeah! Giggidy, giggidy!! :love:

I'll fight you for him biarch!!! :yes:


Or... we could all just run of together. You me and Wentworth....:innocent:

Oh my goodness, what do I say....... um it'll either be :grouphug: or :girlfight:!! LOL, I got to use it again!!

[Str8 Jacket]

:gob: holy crap.. are those tats REAL???????????? :shifty:

UNfortunately no. But the rest of him is! :drool::drool:

[Trudes]

:gob: holy crap.. are those tats REAL???????????? :shifty:

Nup, but I could pretend!

[Str8 Jacket]

Oh my goodness, what do I say....... um it'll either be :grouphug: or :girlfight:!! LOL, I got to use it again!!

NOne of this pansy :girlfight: business! IM gonna knock you out! :bash:



:p God I need to get a life!

[kiwifruit]

A genuine, honest, shy girl

[yungatart]

I've said it before and will say it again, and again, and again


Wentworth :drool:
Why? It's fairly self explanatory really! Fark the conversation I say!


Oh hell yeah! Giggidy, giggidy!! :love:

I'll fight you for him biarch!!! :yes:


Or... we could all just run of together. You me and Wentworth....:innocent:

I would have said Wentworth, but I ain't the fightin type...and definitely not into sharing ...

[Str8 Jacket]

A genuine, honest, shy girl

Does she drink Tui?

[cowboyz]

NOne of this pansy :girlfight: business! IM gonna knock you out! :bash:



:p God I need to get a life!


where do we buy the tickets?

[Trudes]

NOne of this pansy :girlfight: business! IM gonna knock you out! :bash:



:p God I need to get a life!

OMG you're vicious!! :2guns: I'm not really into sharing my toys, but I'd be almost willing to trade, how about Kendog and a crate of piss for Wentworth?
:shit: Now there's a deal, have you seen my husband's arse!!??

[Str8 Jacket]

OMG you're vicious!! :2guns: I'm not really into sharing my toys, but I'd be almost willing to trade, how about Kendog and a crate of piss for Wentworth?
:shit: Now there's a deal, have you seen my husband's arse!!??

Im telling on you!


NIIIIIIGELLLLL!


BTW.... your avatar offends me. Im going to start a thread....

[Mrs Busa Pete]

There could only be one for me

[kiwifruit]

Does she drink Tui?

if she wants :)
i'm serimouse btw, im sick of dirty *#@ts...

[cowboyz]

Does she drink Tui?

who cares. as long as she serves it...........

[gijoe1313]

Chunny baby fer me!

http://textfiend.net/zerohero/index.php/2006/09/24/spinning-bird-kick/
http://www.gamehotties.com/cosplayers/chun-li.asp

Yeah yeah, I'm a saddo... :rolleyes:

[Str8 Jacket]

There could only be one for me

Holy SHit! That looks like the guy I had to get a restraining order out on....

[BMW]

Oh hell yeah! Giggidy, giggidy!! :love:

I'll fight you for him biarch!!! :yes:


Or... we could all just run of together. You me and Wentworth....:innocent:

good to see the chicks dig short hair~

[MisterD]

Well, if I was going to run off, it would have to be with a proper northern lass in a proper northern beer advert....

[Trudes]

Im telling on you!


NIIIIIIGELLLLL!


BTW.... your avatar offends me. Im going to start a thread....

Is that supposed to make me give you Wentworth? :no: ain't gonna work. He's mine, Mine I say, MINE!!!!mwahahahahaha

[Trudes]

There could only be one for me

OMG, I didn't actually see the Mrs busa pete thing there for a minute, thought busa pete had gone a bit funny on us all..

[Hitcher]

I've tried running away but she's always right there behind me!

[Str8 Jacket]

Is that supposed to make me give you Wentworth? :no: ain't gonna work. He's mine, Mine I say, MINE!!!!mwahahahahaha


:shake::shake::shake:

[ali]

Intelligent, stunningly attractive, wealthy ...
On the down side, she's religious. Still, I can live with one flaw.

*drool*

I must agree, she is a bonnie lass.

The religious aspect is not a problem as I have something she can worship, though she may pray that it was larger ( and my stomach was smaller )

It appears my wife would NOT like to have a threesome ( at least not with Natalie ), so I'm stuffed.

[Sanx]

Well, if I was going to run off, it would have to be with a proper northern lass in a proper northern beer advert....

"Ey oop, petal"

That shite? It might be made oop north, but it's still undrinkable. Give me Black Sheep Ale any day.

But you're right, that lass from that advert were right gorgeous.

[MisterD]

"Ey oop, petal"

That shite? It might be made oop north, but it's still undrinkable. Give me Black Sheep Ale any day.

But you're right, that lass from that advert were right gorgeous.

I'm still tasting the memories from when I used to get it on tap within sight of Strangeways....not the stuff they ship around the world now.

I'm with you on Masham's finest though, I'm a particular fan of Riggwelter.

BTW, I'm also living on the memories of Mel Sykes from those adverts, I'm lead to believe she's a daytime telly host with Des O'Conner of all people...:oi-grr:

[McJim]

I'm also living on the memories of Mel Sykes from those adverts, I'm lead to believe she's a daytime telly host with Des O'Conner of all people...:oi-grr:

D'yer want a flake wi' that love?

Ta -aa!

[MyGSXF]

UNfortunately no. But the rest of him is! :drool::drool:


Nup, but I could pretend!

WOOHOO.. bitch fight.. :girlfight: :shutup:

anyhoooo... here's my entre, dinner & pudding aaaall rolled into one meal.. :drool::drool::love::drool:

[BIGBOSSMAN]

Intelligent, stunningly attractive, wealthy ...
On the down side, she's religious. Still, I can live with one flaw.

*drool*

Ooh Natalie - the modern day Audrey Hepburn!
It'd either be her, or the delicious Jennifer Connelly. There definitely is something about smouldering brunettes...

[McJim]

Given the choice? I'd run off with Chickadee all over again:love:

[Usarka]

I've always had a thing for Eliza Dushku since that awful but somehow mesmerising show drew calling......... :drool:

[Trudes]

Given the choice? I'd run off with Chickadee all over again:love:

She's reading this eh?

[Maha]

Its the hair that does it for me....:yes: and that little bit of peach fuzz....:love:

[jrandom]

I've tried running away but she's always right there behind me!

Good lord, that photograph makes Jane look positively frightening.

Even more so than usual.

[riffer]

There is only one for me...

[phoenixgtr]

Jessica Alba


Need I explain?

[Deviant Esq]

Need I explain?
No, course not. OMG! Tristan, WTF is that?! *points off in an obscure direction*

*Makes off with the booty* :drool:

[0arbreaka]

The one and only....:buggerd:

[Oakie]

Marge Simpson. In the last couple of seasons there have been serious indications that she's a bit of a dirty gal in the bedroom.
Ideally it would be Marge from the episode where she got large breasts.
(Besides, I've always been curious as to whether her pubic hair was blue too).

[Toaster]

I would love to post up who I would run off with, but alas cannot for she is too far away...

[terbang]

It would be her...!

[Kendog]

OMG you're vicious!! :2guns: I'm not really into sharing my toys, but I'd be almost willing to trade, how about Kendog and a crate of piss for Wentworth?
:shit: Now there's a deal, have you seen my husband's arse!!??

I am not up for trade.

Unless you are offering me Sarah

[BuFfY]

Noah Calhoun! :gob:
For those who have seen The Notebook, I don't need to explain!

[Trudes]

For the person who said that Wentworth was all broody and un-smiling!!
And just another one for good measure too, wish I was that couch!

[Coyote]

Audrey Kitching
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p129/pamelaE_2006/audrey23.jpg
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/7931/flordiaorangequeen4oh.jpg

[007XX]

Weeeeellll...here goes! Both are pure works of art, and I just love art...:love:

Oh MATTHEW....:love::love:

Sorry girls, but I don't do little boys, so Wentworth doesn't even scratch the surface for me...:yawn:

[avgas]

Probably Maria, but Hayden could cum too

[phoenixgtr]

Probably Maria, but Hayden could cum too

Oh hell yes to the brunette!!

(What is she from/what does she do?)

[phoenixgtr]

No, course not. OMG! Tristan, WTF is that?! *points off in an obscure direction*

*Makes off with the booty* :drool:

No you don't, you sneaky bugger!!

[SlashWylde]

Diana Krall...:gob:

Diana, darling, ditch that Elvis guy and run away with meeee!!

[Kittyhawk]

Someone who is a biker and I click with personality wise. Is quiet and has mystery about them.

Looks arent everything.

[moT]

It would have to be Salma Hayek or my vfr there both sooo sexy

[NotaGoth]

Dita... I think shes gorgeous

[moT]

Dita... I think shes gorgeous

shes sexy in a vamperic undead kind of way

[Keystone19]

This one might work for you too Kittyhawk...

[Trudes]

I could be taken away by someone who'd throw me over their sholder and steal me away, after he's thrown a phone at my husband.

[007XX]

This one might work for you too Kittyhawk...

hang on....who the heck is THAT????:drool::love:

WOW, what a hottie!!! And he can ride...SWOON...

*quickly rethinking the whole "no younger men attitude...*

[Toaster]

*quickly rethinking the whole "no younger men attitude...*

Resist the temptation Toaster resist lad!!

[jonbuoy]

Andrea Corr - all round package or Scarlett Johansen - hot blond in a non lobotomised Parasite Hilton way.

[007XX]

Resist the temptation Toaster resist lad!!

What??? You want him too...:shit:That's a side of you I hadn't encountered as yet, my dear kitchen appliance!

[Kendog]

Oh hell yes to the brunette!!

(What is she from/what does she do?)

I have got to second that call, wow :drool:


I could be taken away by someone who'd throw me over their sholder and steal me away, after he's thrown a phone at my husband.

I think you have exceeded your time in this thread, back into the kitchen you go.

[Toaster]

What??? You want him too...:shit:That's a side of you I hadn't encountered as yet, my dear kitchen appliance!

Toaster likes crumpet thankyou, not sausage!! :gob:

[007XX]

I think you have exceeded your time in this thread, back into the kitchen you go.

:gob::gob:

You may have got a nice rear, but Russell Crow's is nicer!!:rofl::nya:

[Maha]

That's a side of you I hadn't entered as yet,


Really?....give it time....:innocent:

[Colapop]

I could be taken away by someone who'd throw me over their sholder and steal me away, after he's thrown a phone at my husband.
I'm good at throwing phones... But I'd only take you away to wherever Nigs had ridden off to!!

[Trippin113]

Umm well first would have to be ummmmm the yellow one, and 2nd would have to be vvvvin and then third would have to be.....:devil2:

[007XX]

Really?....give it time....:innocent:

I thought there were only two slots in them toasters...they ain't that complicated!:dodge::lol:

[007XX]

Umm well first would have to be ummmmm the yellow one, and 2nd would have to be vvvvin and then third would have to be.....:devil2:

Mmmmm...Vin, Oh yeah!! :Punk:

[Toaster]

Really?....give it time....:innocent:

Nice, very nice!

[Maha]

Umm well first would have to be ummmmm the yellow one, and 2nd would have to be vvvvin and then third would have to be.....:devil2:


Mr 675 will treat you well.....but im biased...bling sent!

[Keystone19]

hang on....who the heck is THAT????:drool::love:

WOW, what a hottie!!! And he can ride...SWOON...

*quickly rethinking the whole "no younger men attitude...*

That is none other than Randy de Puniet - Randy by name, Randy by nature...

You should start following MotoGP! Nicky Hayden would be my next choice...see here for piccies: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1049680#post1049680

What's wrong with younger men anyway? Doesn't perfect sexual compatability occur when a woman is in her late 30s and a man is in his early 20s? Not that I, of course, would actually know...

[Trippin113]

:rockon: he sure would.....bit more stamina 2 I feel:ride:

[007XX]

That is none other than Randy de Puniet - Randy by name, Randy by nature...

You should start following MotoGP! Nicky Hayden would be my next choice...see here for piccies: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1049680#post1049680

What's wrong with younger men anyway? Doesn't perfect sexual compatability occur when a woman is in her late 30s and a man is in his early 20s? Not that I, of course, would actually know...

De Puniet??? Bet you he's french...and there I go, watching the attraction just floooaaat away...Cute, but more likely than not knows it fully well, and behaves accordingly (hear the voice of experience!):laugh:

Anyhoo...re: younger men....let's see: high egos, low moralities, high testosterone, but no blood to the brain...and you cannot go against experience of older guys in the "cotton plush, 400 denier a sheet" environment!:nono:

And I got me a rare specie called a 42 year old hunk that treats me like a princess...and yes, he is very good looking:love::love:

[Kittyhawk]

http://www.jibjab.com/view/134629
HAHA!

[Laava]

I'm into group sex.
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=54829

[Indiana_Jones]

<img src="http://www.dlackey.org/weblog/images/mcqueen2-thumb.jpg">

Me and Steve will ride away together :love:

-Indy

[007XX]

<img src="http://www.dlackey.org/weblog/images/mcqueen2-thumb.jpg">

Me and Steve will ride away together :love:

-Indy

Woah...does AJ know about this, man?:shit:

[Curious_AJ]

I do know about it... but I'm surprised he didn't say Tom Cruise... actually, if he had the choice they'd all run away together.. the three of them.. lol

personally... I'd run away with... no one really... have a fling with Billy Idol and Val Kilmer, but then i'd probably go into the jungle to live out the rest of my life as a jaguar...

[Waylander]

It would have to be Salma Hayek or my vfr there both sooo sexy
You're off your fucking nut.





She might be much older than me now but back in the day.. (and since this is pure fantasy why not add in time travel) Only chick I've ever seen that can make even cornrows look sexy.
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[007XX]

She might be much older than me now but back in the day.. (and since this is pure fantasy why not add in time travel) Only chick I've ever seen that can make even cornrows look sexy.
<img src=http://www.leninimports.com/bo_derek_gallery_main.jpg>

yep, Bo Derek...my idol as a child...:Punk:

[BIGBOSSMAN]

I thought Andrea Corr was hot, until I heard how she was thrashed by Lenny Kravitz :gob:

Andrea Corr - all round package or Scarlett Johansen - hot blond in a non lobotomised Parasite Hilton way.

[deanohit]

My choice.

[Waylander]

yep, Bo Derek...my idol as a child...:Punk:
Can't forget Rachel Welch either...
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[007XX]

Can't forget Rachel Welch either...


hell no!! But I have to admit that my all time favourite would have to be Grace Kelly...pure elegance!

[avgas]

Oh hell yes to the brunette!!

(What is she from/what does she do?)
Half Japanese half french.
She is a J doll - so basically porn and modelling. apparently she doesnt do it anymore now though as she has made her millions an now sits pretty.

[oldrider]

I have read this thread and observed the lusty preferences but I can not post a preference other than Mrs O herself.

I tried to take and post a nude photo of her but every time she posed I was overtaken with lust and desire and could not hold the camera still enough to focus it upon her!

As you have probably correctly assumed, our sex life has diminished with age and I must confess that we are now limited to once a day but she is still the one that I would run off with for a wild session of passionate abandonment. :love:

Now if I could only remember "why"! :scratch: Cheers john.

[scumdog]

CB.
I'm always running away with CB.

But if CB wasn't around it would be Jamie-Lee Curtis.:yes:

(Have to admit I haven't seen her lately - maybe she's (gasp, shock) aged since I last saw a picture of her?)

[Xile]

Hmm for me classical: Brad Pitt...I know not original at all but so hmmm...sexy and hot and beautiful rrrhhhhh!!:love:

But then, Josh Hartnett, sexy boy, shy guy so so sexy, sexy smile and hummmmm too...
:drool:

[Xile]

Sorry..missed the most important!!! PICS :drool:

[Trudes]

Well, if we're going to talk old crumpet..... ahh Sean, and even as an elderly gentleman he's still not bad, but ohhhh that accent :drool:, and just because you can't have a Bond man without putting a pic of Daniel in there too, holy shit, those eyes, that body, yumm!! Anyway, getting a little off topic now, I'd keep my man, he has the best arse!

[jrandom]

Running off with women causes nothing but trouble. Since we don't appear to be considering ourselves temporally or orientationally limited here, I'd turn gay and take Arnold at just about any time in the 1970s.

<img src="http://www.robertuniverse.com/davidgentle/images/arnold%20back%20single%20bicep%203.jpg" />

[terbang]

A couple of years ago I flew this awesome lady around NZ and Australia when she was touring dunnunder. I'll admit to being initiallly a bit tongue in cheek about her as I am old enough to remember the old Sonny and Cher show. She would arrive at the aircraft straight from her concerts, in all her finery and was absolutely alive with all the excitement of the show. An impressive entry in anyones eyes. We would fly to the next town (country) and stop for a couple of days. She insisted on having her pilots and flight attendants attend her shows and we attended various functions as well. Her view was 'if I look after them, they will look after me' (which we would have anyway). After spending a couple of weeks travelling with this 60 year old lady I could not help but be extremely impressed. Not only by her beauty (and we also saw her in her slippers & trackies) but her gentle and genuinely friendly demeanour. She made a fan out of me..:love:

[007XX]

Running off with women causes nothing but trouble. Since we don't appear to be considering ourselves temporally or orientationally limited here, I'd turn gay and take Arnold at just about any time in the 1970s.

<img src="http://www.robertuniverse.com/davidgentle/images/arnold%20back%20single%20bicep%203.jpg" />

well, that figures... a bavarian's dream, is he? :lol:

[skelstar]

I already have :shifty:

[Sanx]

What's wrong with younger men anyway? Doesn't perfect sexual compatability occur when a woman is in her late 30s and a man is in his early 20s? Not that I, of course, would actually know...

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Woo. Shakespeare on KB. Never thought that could happen.

[jrandom]

well, that figures... a bavarian's dream, is he? :lol:

His figure's no nigger's, but this Bavarian dreams of Bavarian creams (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bavarian_cream).

[Joni]

I have already said who, so many do know... He will be fifty next year... pretty gorgeous for fifty, and still my pick to run away with :love:

[ManDownUnder]

What's wrong with younger men anyway? Doesn't perfect sexual compatability occur when a woman is in her late 30s and a man is in his early 20s? Not that I, of course, would actually know...

LOL quite right is vim and vigour is the name of the game. Experience style endurance etc generally need another 10 years (in a man that is).

As for who? Independence, brains, body, beauty and no need to be "kept"... Elle (http://www.lahiguera.net/postales/imagesed/10473819063e6dc792e0c03.jpg).

[jrandom]

Doesn't perfect sexual compatability occur when a woman is in her late 30s and a man is in his early 20s?

Pure bollocks. Women can be good to go by their late 20s. It does take them a while to grow into it, though, doesn't it? The ol' girly plumbing seems to take years to get properly into gear following adolescence.

In any case, it's easy enough to have excellent 'sexual compatibility' with people that one should run screaming from. Sex, on its own, means very little.

Then again, life's pretty awesome when your best friend is also someone who you exclusively want to shag senseless 24/7, and who feels exactly the same about you. When it comes to true love, accept no substitutes...

[007XX]

His figure's no nigger's, but this Bavarian dreams of Bavarian creams (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bavarian_cream).

Mmmmm...well, at least we will get along on the culinary front!:yes:

[steved]

Then again, life's pretty awesome when your best friend is also someone who you exclusively want to shag senseless 24/7, and who feels exactly the same about you. When it comes to true love, accept no substitutes...
. . QFT . .

[Coyote]

Running off with women causes nothing but trouble. Since we don't appear to be considering ourselves temporally or orientationally limited here, I'd turn gay and take Arnold at just about any time in the 1970s.

In that case, Indy


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Hot stuff

[Lissa]

If Christian Bale decided to come and sweep me off my feet, I certainly wouldnt complain........:innocent:

hmmmm

[Chickadee]

Given the choice? I'd run off with Chickadee all over again:love:

I'd run off with you too all over again babe. Everyone else can get their sick buckets ready .....:sick:

[jrandom]

If Christian Bale decided to come and sweep me off my feet, I certainly wouldnt complain...

That might well depend on whether he'd been keeping up the pie intake, though...

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[Lissa]

That might well depend on whether he'd been keeping up the pie intake, though...

<img src="http://www.expat-at-large.com/pm/images/uploads/stickman.jpg" />

Yup! never liked that movie.. lucky there are alot more yummier pics of him around.

[Kendog]

You may have got a nice rear, but Russell Crow's is nicer!!:rofl::nya:
But he likes to hang out with male bunnies.


I'd keep my man, he has the best arse!
That's more like it :love:

[ynot slow]

Jane Seymour from james bond era,and Jamie Lee Curtis,Farrah Fawsett,go charlies angels,also Barbara Bach? dukes of hazard.:shit:

[Stirts]

Virgil off Thunderbirds....now he is hot :love: and need I state the obvious

[moT]

You're off your fucking nut.





She might be much older than me now but back in the day.. (and since this is pure fantasy why not add in time travel) Only chick I've ever seen that can make even cornrows look sexy.
<img src=http://www.leninimports.com/bo_derek_gallery_main.jpg>

older woman are sexy and are more mature my last gf was 28

[merv]

Barbara Bach? dukes of hazard.:shit:

Barbara Bach is Ringo's Mrs and she starred in a Bond movie (The Spy Who Loved Me) and made it into Playboy, Catherine Bach was Daisy Duke.

I love all the good looking chicks (including Bo Derek back when) but I probably would have run away with this one.

[Indiana_Jones]

Take me away Leo!


<img src="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/54/039_29956.jpg">

-Indy

[ynot slow]

Barbara Bach is Ringo's Mrs and she starred in a Bond movie (The Spy Who Loved Me) and made it into Playboy, Catherine Bach was Daisy Duke.

Cheers but they are both milfs .

[merv]

You like the boys then Indy?

[scracha]

Hmm...after letting her have a wee burl on the tartain tadger I'd run away with Neve Campbell. Backstabbers will definitely be the only film I'll bother going to the cinema for in 2007.

[scracha]

Take me away Leo!
-Indy

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[Mrs Busa Pete]

This hottie chick would have to be my second choice

[007XX]

This hottie chick would have to be my second choice

:killingme::killingme:

Oh gawd, that's priceless...! She's a hottie allright...

[SpankMe]

Too many to choose from.

Like Juno with that amazing body and skin color.

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Or Reon Kadena with that cute face and amazing tits

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Wouldn't say no if either of these two turned up on my doorstep. Even better if both of them did :D

Don't know any famous chicks I would bother with. Doubt any would cook ya pancakes in the morning.

[slowpoke]

Yeh, yeh, yeh...Spankme's posts are always worth a squiz...or three...

[deanohit]

Wouldn't say no if either of these two turned up on my doorstep. Even better if both of them did :D

Run away with both aye Spank. Both good lookers, an asians love u long time, good round house too.:shutup:

[eviltwin]

audrey tautou, its those big brown eyes!

[Gwinch]

Shirley Manson, fo' sho'.

[hXc]

Figures as I'm a muso too...
But Amy Lee or Meg White.

[Grahameeboy]

For me:yes:

[eviltwin]

bloody hell, she looks just like the girl from the coffee shop up the road.

:shit:




Too many to choose from.

Like Juno with that amazing body and skin color.

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Or Reon Kadena with that cute face and amazing tits

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Wouldn't say no if either of these two turned up on my doorstep. Even better if both of them did :D

Don't know any famous chicks I would bother with. Doubt any would cook ya pancakes in the morning.

[SpankMe]

bloody hell, she looks just like the girl from the coffee shop up the road.

:shit:

Up the road where? I'm going for a perv :D

[Trudes]

67897What's Who's eating gilbert Arnie Grape

"I'm going higher Gilbert!!" Ahh, :killingme I can't watch a film with Leo in it without thinking that!! Haha, he'll always be Arnie to me, he plays a retard so well!

[Mrs Busa Pete]

More than happy with my woman,however...whomever these eyes belong to.
Dunno her name and with those eyes I don't care! :drool::drool:



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My god that's me where did you find that one.:love:

[NZsarge]

Diana Krall...:gob:

Diana, darling, ditch that Elvis guy and run away with meeee!!

Ah yes...Diana is a cutie but it's Monica Bellucci for me:love::drool::love::drool::sweatdrop

[vifferman]

I'd like to run off with the vifferbabe, seeing as I can't get the Three Stooges to leave home.
As a practice, we're flying off to Oz for a few days in two weeks time, as an early weeding anniversararary vacation/honeymoon. :yes:

Then the next practice will be next year - 3 weeks in Urp.

[ManDownUnder]

My god that's me where did you find that one.:love:

In the "Post Photoshop" folder... Why?

[Pwalo]

Ahh what's the point. The kids would still find me anyway.

[Deviant Esq]

Figures as I'm a muso too...
But Amy Lee or Meg White.
Picture number 2 = yum except for the fact she's white as a sheet! Bit of a tan wouldn't kill her...

[NotaGoth]

Picture number 2 = yum except for the fact she's white as a sheet! Bit of a tan wouldn't kill her...

Tan = Thats not hot (Eat my heart out Paris fucking Hilton)


Bring on the white girls..!!


Meg Whites gorgeous, nice round face... Love it

[marioc]

Dunno why but Winona Ryder really floats my boat

[007XX]

More than happy with my woman,however...whomever these eyes belong to.
Dunno her name and with those eyes I don't care! :drool::drool:



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WOW...cool pic! But are you really the eyes are what sealed the deal for you? :blip:



Picture number 2 = yum except for the fact she's white as a sheet! Bit of a tan wouldn't kill her...

That's the pot calling the kettle back, isn't it? :innocent::laugh:
And anyway, a tan is extremely unhealthy these days...so it could actually kill her...eventually!

[Deviant Esq]

Tan = Thats not hot (Eat my heart out Paris fucking Hilton)

Bring on the white girls..!!
Subjective - that's your opinion. I'm not saying a tan is necessary to make her hot, not at all, she's definitely a hottie, but a bit of healthy colour wouldn't go amiss IMHO - she looks very pale. Could be the lighting and camera, though. I'd still go there ;)


That's the pot calling the kettle back, isn't it?

And anyway, a tan is extremely unhealthy these days...so it could actually kill her...eventually!
See above. And that's the wok calling the pot calling the kettle black, so there!! :bleh: :nya:

[BIGBOSSMAN]

Nastassja Kinski. I absolutely adored this woman during the 80's, she's the reason for my never-ending fascination with brunettes. Nice snake eh!!

[DMNTD]

WOW...cool pic! But are you really the eyes are what sealed the deal for you? :blip:

Most definitely!
Nice tits are everywhere...AMAZIN' eyes are few and far between :yes:

[007XX]

Most definitely!
Nice tits are everywhere...AMAZIN' eyes are few and far between :yes:


Respect...

[Deviant Esq]

with those eyes I don't care!

Hate to be a big bad bubble busting bastard... but tinted contact lenses do not beautiful eyes make. But then, I'm sure you well know that and don't care in this particular case! Have to say I'd agree anyway :laugh:

[hXc]

Picture number 2 = yum except for the fact she's white as a sheet! Bit of a tan wouldn't kill her...Nah, she wouldn't be right with a tan.
Her whiteness and pathetic drumming make her awesome.

[LilSel]

I've said it before and will say it again, and again, and again


Wentworth :drool:
Why? It's fairly self explanatory really! Fark the conversation I say!


Oh hell yeah! Giggidy, giggidy!! :love:

I'll fight you for him biarch!!! :yes:


Or... we could all just run of together. You me and Wentworth....:innocent:


I would have said Wentworth, but I ain't the fightin type...and definitely not into sharing ...

Who is he?? lol... TV star?

[babyblade250rr]

Eva mendez just coz she's so perrrrrrrrrrtie!!!

[Deviant Esq]

Nah, she wouldn't be right with a tan.
Her whiteness and pathetic drumming make her awesome.
Since this is a subjective opinion, allow me to reiterate mine, in case you missed it: I'm not saying a tan is necessary to make her hot, not at all, she's definitely a hottie, but a bit of healthy colour wouldn't go amiss IMHO - she looks very pale. Could just be the lighting and camera, though. I'd still go there ;)

[hXc]

I'm not saying a tan is necessary to make her hot, not at all, she's definitely a hottie, but a bit of healthy colour wouldn't go amiss IMHO - she looks very pale. I'd still go there ;)And she's a drummer...even better mate!

[yungatart]

Who is he?? lol... TV star?

Duh! Prison Break!

[LilSel]

Duh! Prison Break!

Oh... lol... :rockon::innocent: my bad... I think I've seen a prison break billboard with him on it once before maybe?

[Maha]

These two....but only if Anne comes too.....in not greedy :innocent:

[Mrs Busa Pete]

These two....but only if Anne comes too.....in not greedy :innocent:

Why did you fancy a speedie triple

[007XX]

Why did you fancy a speedie triple

too speedie might leave you with an agry Vtwin...:laugh:

[avgas]

Take me away Leo!


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-Indy
When you know that carrot has hit a nerve....he starts to cry

[Maha]

Why did you fancy a speedie triple

That (you funny prick) is very very clever........:killingme:finger:

[SlashWylde]

Ah yes...Diana is a cutie but it's Monica Bellucci for me:love::drool::love::drool::sweatdrop

Good call. C'est vrais, Monica est tres belle. Et en plus, je parle français mois aussi!

[scracha]

Too many to choose from.

Like Juno with that amazing body and skin color.



I think we should start a fund.

Help a poor struggling webmaster go on a jaunt to Japan and get his fantasies out his system.

[Trudes]

But, but, but... Spank is freshly engaged (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1149228#post1149228) to a beautiful woman of Asian decent, so i reckon his dreams have already come true!!
(was that good Spank? You can pay me later)

[Grahameeboy]

too speedie might leave you with an agry Vtwin...:laugh:

Well it will have V in it:gob:

[SpankMe]

But, but, but... Spank is freshly engaged (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1149228#post1149228) to a beautiful woman of Asian decent, so i reckon his dreams have already come true!!
(was that good Spank? You can pay me later)

She gets to act like a groupie around the lead singer of the band that plays at Micky Finns on Fridays, so I get to dream about Juno. :D

[BIGBOSSMAN]

Nastassja Kinski. I absolutely adored this woman during the 80's, she's the reason for my never-ending fascination with brunettes. Nice snake eh!!

As lovely as Nastassja is, I rejected her for this beauty. My beautiful Conny :love:
And what a wise choice it has turned out to be!

[SlashWylde]

Talena Atfield :love:

[kro]

Anne Hathaway has a smile to die for (pic 1)
Kate Beckinsale is a super looking lady too. (pic 2)

[eviltwin]

hobson cafe, hobson street



Up the road where? I'm going for a perv :D

[deanohit]

Talena Atfield :love:

Shes a hot chick and awesome bass guitarist:drool:, but for some reason, when she does the whole growl thing:blink:

[NotaGoth]

Subjective - that's your opinion. I'm not saying a tan is necessary to make her hot, not at all, she's definitely a hottie, but a bit of healthy colour wouldn't go amiss IMHO - she looks very pale. Could be the lighting and camera, though. I'd still go there ;)


See above. And that's the wok calling the pot calling the kettle black, so there!! :bleh: :nya:

Healthy colour is natural colour.. Minus frying and destroying your skin in the sun or on sunbeds.. And minus applying fake tan... Shes perfect..

[007XX]

Well it will have V in it:gob:

And that's why it will go, and go, and go....:laugh:

[Waylander]

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The redhead.
And the Brunette as well, so long as she leaves the gun at home.

[moT]

...........................

[Trudes]

...........................

What are you trying to say? I'm sure it has something to do with a cock.:mellow:


P/T

[White trash]

Riff raff. Check her profile pic (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/member.php?u=1532), I mean, that's mint!!!!

[Zuki Bandit]

mmmmm lusty:sick:

[Deviant Esq]

mmmmm lusty:sick:
Uh dude? The thread's called "Who would you run off with??" Not "Who would you run through with a rusty pitchfork 17 times before tying to the back of a ute and..." Okay, better stop there... Might start giving people ideas! :confused:

[young1]

What a choice, and we can of course go back in time, as I was a teenager in the late 70's it has to be Jamie Lee Curtis (or the blond one from Abba!!)

[Toaster]

I have already said who, so many do know... He will be fifty next year... pretty gorgeous for fifty, and still my pick to run away with :love:

Yep, that plastic surgery is holding up well!!! :shutup:

[Toaster]

Anne Hathaway has a smile to die for (pic 1)
Kate Beckinsale is a super looking lady too. (pic 2)

Mmm great taste there Kro. Very nice indeed. Kate can go all vampire on me any day.

[arj127]

deciding between Tiffany and Mariah.
Maybe i'll just have them both!

[surfchick]

1 dark
2 swarthy eccentric soulful
3 ba ha ... on a ducati... ok has riden a ducati... ok has touched a ducati... ok... knows what a ducati is... would be fine...

[jrandom]

3 ba ha ... on a ducati... ok has riden a ducati... ok has touched a ducati... ok... knows what a ducati is... would be fine...

Back off, she's mine. I preferred her on the MV Agusta in the bike-jumping scene at the start, however.

And 3 extra points if you identify the bike she rode in a single scene in the first movie. Am I the only person who freeze-framed it until they got a positive bike ID?

[Waylander]

deciding between Tiffany and Mariah.
Maybe i'll just have them both!
Odd. Mariah looks fat in that picture, but I know that she really isn't. Must be her tiny head.

[Waylander]

And 3 extra points if you identify the bike she rode in a single scene in the first movie. Am I the only person who freeze-framed it until they got a positive bike ID?
I did that too and I used to know but it's been a few years since I last watched The Matrix I can't remember now.

[TRAINING WHEELS]

Someone who will just do what they want, when they want and not give two rats about consequences.....:Punk:

[BIGBOSSMAN]

Back off, she's mine. I preferred her on the MV Agusta in the bike-jumping scene at the start, however.

And 3 extra points if you identify the bike she rode in a single scene in the first movie. Am I the only person who freeze-framed it until they got a positive bike ID?


Triumph Speed Triple? I'm sure it was - a brooding black nekkid Trumpy! :yes:

[ManDownUnder]

1 dark
2 swarthy eccentric soulful
3 ba ha ... on a ducati... ok has riden a ducati... ok has touched a ducati... ok... knows what a ducati is... would be fine...

Bugger - that's only one out of three.... even Meatloaf wasn't happy with those odds...

[Guitana]

I'd run away with JK Rowling! When I finish with her she'd write some pretty Fucked up shit! And i'd have half her fortune!!!! Ha Ha Ha:whocares:

[Matt Bleck]

Aishwarya Rai!


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[hXc]

Aishwarya Rai!Don't let her too close to the fire. You'll have no girlfriend left.

[BuFfY]

Aishwarya Rai!


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I had a girl in my class by that name, she wasn't that beautiful though

[skidMark]

I wouldnt leave tara reid out on a cold night.

[skidMark]

Aishwarya Rai!



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ewww give her a brooom rehheheehehehehehehehheeh

[Matt Bleck]

ewww give her a brooom rehheheehehehehehehehheeh


I don't wanna know what sick fetish's you have! :sick:

[skidMark]

I don't wanna know what sick fetish's you have! :sick:

as in shes ugly and has a hook nose like a witch

[Sollyboy]

I quite fancy Jessica Alba, or Lynette Fordace(ex shortland st)

[deanohit]

I quite fancy Jessica Alba, or Lynette Fordace(ex shortland st)
C'mon mate, post some piccies! Nice choice though :love:

[RantyDave]

Diana Krall...:gob:
Y'know, I've got Ms Krall on the ol' stereo at the moment and can only agree. Again. There's something unspeakably hot about a woman who can play the blues. Well. Really well.

Desperately trying to think of something to top this ... nope. Just not there. I did green you the first time, right? Yeah? Good.

Dave

[Hitcher]

There's something unspeakably hot about a woman who can play the blues. Well. Really well.

Elvis Costello had the same thought. Spooky.

[Wolf]

as in shes ugly and has a hook nose like a witch
That is a horrible thing to say! :nono: A lot of the witches I know are very attractive.

When I was younger, all my mates were lusting after Loni Anderson on WKRP but I always preferred Jan Smithers (the one who played "Bailey").

Anderson was a tarted up glamour-girl who looked like a painted porcelain doll, very fake and brittle. Smithers, on the other hand, was naturally attractive.

And I've got to agree with hxc - Meg White's a babe. She'd look wrong with a tan.

If not constrained by time: Diana Rigg (the real "Mrs Peel"), Lynda Carter (a real Wonder Woman, to be sure), Barbara Feldon ("Agent 99") and, of course, Jan Smithers.

In the here and now (since Meg White has been claimed by hxc): Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Jenna Elfman, Winona Ryder, Rachel Weisz, Kate Beckinsale, Gwyneth Paltrow and Tia Carrere.

Jeez, I'm potentially the biggest slut on KB!

Bimbos like Loni Anderson and Paris Hilton need not apply. Seriously - if Anderson and Hilton came crawling on their knees begging me to run off with them, they'd be told to bugger off.

So maybe I'm not that much of a slut.

[deanohit]

Bimbos like Loni Anderson and Paris Hilton need not apply. Seriously - if Anderson and Hilton came crawling on their knees begging me to run off with them, they'd be told to bugger off.

So maybe I'm not that much of a slut.

Good to see you have morals as well as taste Wolf. :niceone: