Breast-enlarging cookies!

[alexthekidd]

Ladies, are you self-conscious about your breasts? Do you think they need to be bigger to get you attention from guys, or at least from guys like Charlie White? Well, you could have expensive and gross breast implant surgery, or you could just grab some F Cup cookies from Japan. These sure-to-be-effective cookies apparently make your breasts bigger when you eat just two a day, while most cookies will just make your ass bigger. See a close-up of the box after the jump.

[The Pastor]

i need breast reduction cookies :(

[Beemer]

Wrong, they are cookies for the men in your life - they altered the name from "shut the fuck up cookies".

[ManDownUnder]

Wrong, they are cookies for the women in your life - they altered the name from "shut the F-up cookies".


Can't argue with that...!

[janno]

Everything I eat magically enlarges some part of me!! Boobs included.

I wish I was one of those delicate petals who waste away in times of stress . . .

Good genes from sensible farming stock put paid to that silly nonsense.
In times of stress you need an extra stone to see you through. Apparently. :angry:

[Mekk]

Wrong, they are cookies for the men in your life - they altered the name from "shut the fuck up cookies".

Funny, I read "Fcup" as "fuckup".