MackTheKnife Urgent Appeal.

[ManDownUnder]

MackTheKnife Urgent Appeal

About a fantasic friend of mine, who needs help: MackTheKnife

A man generous with his time and efforts. He’s always there for us when we need it and has been for years… he now needs our help. His big brother passed away on the weekend of the 4th of August. Steve's funeral was Friday 10th and, to be blunt, finances are an issue.

We have really got this ball rolling, and when we hit $5,000 you lot get to have my scalp - well you get to see it anyway.

Cash donations see below for bank details. $5 or $500... I'm grateful for anything available.
Food donations - Contact Blondini if you can assist with preparation, storage or delivery of food.
General assistance - Contact me if you can help with general work around the house (lawns, gutters etc)

I know this is a testing time for us (KB) at the mo with fund raisers, so we need to dig deep, but there is a good family under a lot of stress right now having lost a father, brother, and son. Finding cash isn’t another load they need right now – yet they must. We need more to cover the mortgage for 3 weeks, and we need more to put food on the table and fuel in the car. Please help where you can.

Bank account details
ANZ
01 0202 0063982 00
Name N Kelly

Nigel

PS as a closing note... find one thing he's done for someone else and post it... I'll start

[Boob Johnson]

Pm'd :grouphug:

[ManDownUnder]

SixPackBack's wife (Jackie) had a party - one of us (me) got a little over the limit.

Who drove me from Whangaparoa home? Mack!
Who missed a chopper bike show the following day to come with me and pick the car up? Mack!

at least 4 hours of his personal time invested in my sorry arse... that time.

===
RF battery died... who loaned me his bike to get around on? Mack.
Who picked my sorry arse up from work to get TO that bike? Mack.

Another 2 hours invested in my sorry arse.

I KNOW there are a lot of stories out there... c'mon spill. This is a top top man who needs help. A lot or a little, let's do what we can.

[007XX]

I haven't known Mack long enough to have a good story, but I know that he is a top bloke, with a heart of gold...

As much as noone deserves grief, he least of all should go through it.

I can't afford much but I will help as much as I can.

[slinky]

He dissed me for having the name 'slinky' :shit:

But continuously offers riding tips (for the bike!)
First one was positioning on the bike :yes:

Funds transferred

[Colapop]

I have met Mack a couple of times and haven't broken him yet. I won't go into details but he has helped me a hell of a lot.

[James Deuce]

Contact ACC see if he is eligible for help from them. I know they stump up something toward funeral costs sometimes.

Insurance company? Usually there is a small immediate payout to cover funeral expenses when claiming in Life Cover.

Mack organised the Auckland contributions for Kerry at TSS after his house burnt down.

[Blondini]

He always cleans up my dribbles:yes::innocent:PM sent...Come on troops ....

[Toaster]

I know Mack and he is a very good man. I don't say that lightly.

MDU are you able to check out the insurance issue discreetly at all? - they pay out for funerals asap and may help relieve some pressure on the family in that regard.

PM sent and funds transferred. Let us know if there are practical stuff needing done too.

[Stirts]

In the short time I have known him he has done shitloads for me. I have huge respect for this man.

[ManDownUnder]

I know Mack and he is a very good man. I don't say that lightly.

MDU are you able to check out the insurance issue discreetly at all? - they pay out for funerals asap and may help relieve some pressure on the family in that regard.

PM sent and funds transferred. Let us know if there are practical stuff needing done too.

Yes and no insurance cover for funeral - that's a big part of the urgency.

[ManDownUnder]

...lumpo bumpo...

[Pumba]

Contribution Made

Man its been a bit of a shit time latley for Mack, great guy who really doesnt deserve it.

[ManDownUnder]

Contribution Made

Man its been a bit of a shit time latley for Mack, great guy who really doesnt deserve it.

Yup - and in some strange way I'm enjoying the chance to give something back...

[007XX]

Yup - and in some strange way I'm enjoying the chance to give something back...

yep same here...getting a chance to do something that matters.

[Cr1MiNaL]

MDKnife is a descent guy, sorry about ur brotha man, can't imagine what u r goin through atm. Thanks 4 helpin me master ma 6. i get paid next week and will giv what little I can... comeon folks heres a good chap. even though he tells me off every chance he gets ...

[Maverick]

Steve was an amazing guy, I will always remember him for his kind and patient nature.
He was loved by many and respected by all, both on and off the medieval battlefield.
He will always be missed and will always be remembered.
I get paid tonight will spare all I can.

Mav

[Grahameeboy]

MDKnife is a descent guy, sorry about ur brotha man, can't imagine what u r goin through atm. Thanks 4 helpin me master ma 6. i get paid next week and will giv what little I can... comeon folks heres a good chap. even though he tells me off every chance he gets ...

That's cause your are a cheeky trublemaker........

[Nasty]

Contact ACC see if he is eligible for help from them. I know they stump up something toward funeral costs sometimes.


Worth checking out, but they normally only stump up when the death is by accident. They can go to Work and Income, there is normally assistance through them.

[Busy]

The guy is an icon, although he does drive a ford ;)

I've only known him through the Wednesday night mentor rides, he gives his time, knowledge, advice, guidance to everyone, he makes a point of knowing everyone by name and treating you as if you were the only one there.
A classic example, last Wednesday I accidentally 'placed' my bike on the curb while helping set up an advanced cone course, Mac was more worried about me and the bike than I was, he helped get me back up on the horse so to speak, dusted me off and off I went - still couldn't get round that tight course but I blame my longer wheel base muhaha.

mac is :first:

[Cr1MiNaL]

That's cause your are a cheeky trublemaker........


aye??? :nono:

[Kittyhawk]

A genuine good star! Mack has been a shoulder to lean on when I've needed it in the past. Awesome bloke!
He's passionate about what he does, and goes the extra mile.

[Grahameeboy]

aye??? :nono:

Bee???:yes:

[janno]

Bugger it - this is one of the many times when I wish I'd just won Lotto. Unfortunately being in Brisbane means hefty bank fees for any transfers. I'll be able to make a contribution next week, however, when I'm in NZ.

When my Mum died the house was filled with flowers, easily a coupla grand worth. Dad and I were touched, but to put it bluntly, we both wished it was socially commonplace to give money towards funeral costs instead.

Best wishes to all for the funeral, I hope there will be a motorcycle guard of honour if that's requested. Always a moving sight.

[Grahameeboy]

Bugger....want to help but have just found out I have a $10,000 legal bill to, pay that I was not expecting...long long story so will see what I can do to help............maybe I can help in other ways??

[MadDuck]

Who drove me from Whangaparoa home? Mack!
Who missed a chopper bike show the following day to come with me and pick the car up? Mack!


HAHAHAHA...i remember that night. I did offer you the spare bed at my place but it kinda would have sounded a bit odd explaining it to Mrs MDU......

I spent the night at the house of a Mad Duck I met off the Internet dear !

[007XX]

Bugger....want to help but have just found out I have a $10,000 legal bill to, pay that I was not expecting...long long story so will see what I can do to help............maybe I can help in other ways??

Yes, I've been wondering about that too...running errands and suchlike...a lot of organising goes into funerals.

[Grahameeboy]

Yes, I've been wondering about that too...running errands and suchlike...a lot of organising goes into funerals.

It does but I have to go to Rotolegless Friday to Sunday for work........going by bike of course having signed a disclaimer..........

But maybe there are things that some of us can do afterwards to help, based along the lines you say cause I am happy to get off my arse (:gob:) and help where I can

[Mom]

Mack is a true gent and one that I am proud to call friend! Sad times for him and his family, I am happy to help out. Hey Ned, give the guy a Mom hug for me will ya please?

[007XX]

It does but I have to go to Rotolegless Friday to Sunday for work........going by bike of course having signed a disclaimer..........

But maybe there are things that some of us can do afterwards to help, based along the lines you say cause I am happy to get off my arse (:gob:) and help where I can

All we can do is offer and then leave it up to him to decide.

I know he checks his PM. I'll send him one now.

[Grahameeboy]

MDU......don't know where Mack lives...I have Sunday free most weekends except 1st weekend of month and am free Mon / Tues pm.

Let me know.

[Big Dog]

I have been trying really hard to come up with a way to help this man who has helped so many in so man ways...... bring the chickens home to roost as it were.

Best I have to offer is that Frosty owes me a track day at the next KiwiBiker Track Day. So I am thinking I will offer this up for a spot prize on a ride to Whangarei.

For more details please see http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/calendar.php?do=getinfo&e=1345&day=2007-8-12

[Big Dog]

I can't list the may ways that Mack has helped me out, some I'm not even sure he knows about but above all else has been his tireless commitment to the learning adventure that is motorcycles.

[ManDownUnder]

Bugger....want to help but have just found out I have a $10,000 legal bill to, pay that I was not expecting...long long story so will see what I can do to help............maybe I can help in other ways??


Yes, I've been wondering about that too...running errands and suchlike...a lot of organising goes into funerals.

Let me share the voice of experience

Prepare meals for me like spagetti bolognaise or nachos something simple shepards pie etc..

All the usual daily chores will be a nightmare for a while so help with washing ironing cleaning. Lawns and gardens...

She will also need time to grieve on her own sometimes ... but not too much space.Like I said grocery shopping was a nightmare...

Also the bills to be paid and kids taken to school or kindy..Animals to be cleaned..

Anything that she would normally do will be a mission for a long while I know people grieve differently I learnt it was important to talk about him because a lot of people are too scared to mention his name in case I got upset but it upset me more when they did not mention him..

I will try to think of anything I can,I sure hope she has good friends she will need them and the kids are a blessing it will give her focus to carry on.

Each day will feel like a lifetime for her,It does get better but unfortunately the hurt of them not there stays forever we just learn to adjust...<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

[Maha]

Mack hands out test tubes of hot stuff free of charge and i love him like a sister...yes a big hairy sister...money will be sent :yes:

[klingon]

Here are some of my Mack stories (the more I think about it the more I remember!) So, in the pattern of MDU here are just a few of them:

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The first time I went on a Thursday Night Ride (no bike at that stage, so I just drove to the pub) who was the first Kiwibiker to greet me outside the pub with a big hug? MACK!

===

When I was just starting out and didn't have any good gear, who came shopping with me, gave me excellent advice and helped me carry all the parcels? MACK!

===

Who did I call when I found my little Volty on TradeMe and needed an experienced opinion and a test-rider? MACK! (He and Kim came right over when I called them at very short notice, both gave fantastic advice and Mack even advised me on negotiating the price)

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Who picked me up and dusted me off the first time I fell off my Volty in a car park? MACK OF COURSE!

===

Who did I call when I got hit from behind by a crazy blonde in a BMW and I was sitting on the side of the road all bruised? MACK!

He also
- Helped me with insurance
- Helped me find spare parts
- Showed me how to repair my own bike (he's an EXTREMELY patient man)
- Panelbashed my rear guard into shape
- Fixed my sore back!!

Mack is the best mentor ever. :love: Volty and I owe him a great debt of gratitude.

[ManDownUnder]

... lumpity bump...

[Lissa]

Hey MDU... I just sent some dosh to ya, sorry it couldnt be more. I dont know Mack that well, never meet in real life, but I do know him from KB, and am glad to help in anyway I can. Wish I lived a bit closer and could help out with other things. :sunny:

[Mom]

*bump*....

[Blondini]

*bump*....

bump to you too:love:

[johnnyflash]

Bloody Nice Guy, pleased to help.. transfer completed..

[jtzzr]

Mack`s good bloke ,Everytime I see him he has a smile , Sympathies to him and his family.

[jafar]

Great guy is Mack , transfered a little bit mate . Hope it helps :sunny:

[007XX]

Anything that is offered is appreciated...:yes:
KB really rocks right now...:rockon:

[Blondini]

The guy is an icon, although he does drive a ford ;)

he makes a point of knowing everyone by name and treating you as if you were the only one there.


mac is :first:What they said:yes::hug::grouphug:

[0arbreaka]

Will chuck some money your way in the next day or so

[trumpy]

Check with WINZ. I believe they have a grant of up to $1700 for funeral expenses available.
My mother passed away on monday night after a two year battle with cancer and this was the information given to my Father by the funeral director.

[bmz2]

more than happy to place funds in bank for mack.

[JeremyW]

When the chips are down you need all the help you can get. I have been in such situations and had people help me out more than I could ever repay.

I have only met Mack once but he and Big Dog taught me more about riding than anyone ever has. The fact that they (as well as others) put a significant amount of time, regularly, into helping out complete strangers is pretty special in my book... and a damn nice bloke with it.

Wish it was more but it all counts.

[Indiana_Jones]

Contribution Made.

I havn't known Mack that long, or know too much about him, but he's an awesome guy :), it's sad for this to happen to him :(

-Indy

[Macktheknife]

I cannot believe the wonderful folk on KB, I am a deeply humbled man. I have never tried to make out I am anything special and I truly enjoy helping others, it makes me feel useful. Steve was the same.

He was well known in Medieval fighting arts groups around the country, he and I were founding members of the first group in NZ to teach the western fighting styles, and many (perhaps most) of those that followed benefited from his experience and knowledge. He was known as a tremendously skilled fighter, and a patient trainer who always managed to have time for anyone who asked for it.
He was also one of the best riders I have ever known, and had a reputation in the early years as a bit of a hell-raiser. One of the stories I heard yesterday from a friend I haven't seen for a while was about a 'class' he gave on how to avoid capture by the police in the central city while riding.:yes::shit:
The greatest sadness for me is not having his knowledge and wisdom around to call on anymore, he was a wonderful source of info on most things and could always be counted on to make you smile.

I don't know what to say but thank you, all of you, for the generosity you have shown for his family, I will ensure they never forget their amazing Dad.

[Boob Johnson]

I don't know you at all Mack but with so many speaking so highly of you, you must of earned it. I guess all we can hope for is that our contributions help give you and your family as much space and time to do what you need to do in this trying time.


Look forward to meeting you at a rally sometime



:grouphug:

[Cibby]

I dont know if i am to late for this but a contribution made.. Mack is a very dear friend and it saddens me greatly that another friend has to go through such heartache!!!

Thanks MDU for doing this for him, i know it is hard to ask for help sometimes.

Love Cibby.. xxx

[ManDownUnder]

Thanks all... I'm the mouthpiece - you guys all know that (yeah yeah - just try to shut me up LMAO!).

Had a beer with Mack last night... f'n top bloke... I always knew it of course but a reminder never hurts. I gotta admit though... it hurts seeing a friend with tears in their eyes... keep it up guys... every little bit helps - you may be surprised.

And a huge thanks to all... anyone helping a friend of mine gets my gratitude.
Nigel

Edit - anyone else here see the family resemblance????

...a wonderful source of info on most things and could always be counted on to make you smile.

Onya Mack - we're here for you and yours. That I promise.

[Maverick]

Donation made, will try donate again next week also (paid weekly).

Mav

[Grahameeboy]

Thanks all... I'm the mouthpiece - you guys all know that (yeah yeah - just try to shut me up LMAO!).

Had a beer with Mack last night... f'n top bloke... I always knew it of course but a reminder never hurts. I gotta admit though... it hurts seeing a friend with tears in their eyes... keep it up guys... every little bit helps - you may be surprised.

And a huge thanks to all... anyone helping a friend of mine gets my gratitude.
Nigel

Edit - anyone else here see the family resemblance????


Onya Mack - we're here for you and yours. That I promise.

So that's what trombones use as mouthpiece moulds:gob:

It may hurt to se Mack shead a tear Nige but for me it is also an honour when a friend shares that emotion too.

I helped a mate years ago in the UK, he stayed with me for free whilst he got his shut together, anyway his exgirlfriend had called him saying she had taken an overdose and he just curled up in the corner and cried......

That will always stick in my memory and it is something we share.

[Grahameeboy]

Bump..........

Are you alright Sir.............

[ManDownUnder]

An FYI... this is typical of the offers we're getting... a PM from yesterday...


Just put through my contribution. It ain't much, but I hope it helps.

Let me put things in perspective... (MackTheKnife's brother) Steve's family is getting $10 here, $20 there, and $5 over there. Some stellar contributions have been made too but here's the rub - it all adds up. All of it.

Thanks all - and please keep it up.

[007XX]

Are you alright Sir.............

That's a very loaded question, inni'it? :laugh:

Bump...

[Paul in NZ]

Good on ya everyone.... Online groups like KB have replaced a lot of the local 'club' scene and it's no bad thing. In my humble opinion, and it's JUST an opinion, a proper motorcyclist should always....

Try and help a brother in tough times... It might be you next!
Make sure everyone gets home on a group ride... Again - next time it might be your turn!
In bad conditions - make sure everyone is OK (don't piss off into the distance 'cos your gear is keeping YOU dry that day)..
Try NOT to be a liability to the group every time (maintain yer bike and yer gear)


Never met you but it seems Mack meets all the above - I consider myself a motorcylist and thus I'm glad to help, sorry it's not more..... Come on folks - bikers have always been generous souls... earn ya karma point here!

[ManDownUnder]

Good on ya everyone.... Online groups like KB have replaced a lot of the local 'club' scene and it's no bad thing. In my humble opinion, and it's JUST an opinion, a proper motorcyclist should always....

KB has the real as well as online component. I've never met you (Paul) or a great deal of others... but I cross paths with the Auckland crowd semi regular because (and here's the thing...). Motorcycling is something you get out and DO... regularly

Various fan clubs, bebo or whatever the hell etc etc etc... all mostly talk, but very rarely do. The very essence of being a motorcyclist is something you DO.

Yeah 'tis good


Never met you but it seems Mack meets all the above - I consider myself a motorcylist and thus I'm glad to help, sorry it's not more..... Come on folks - bikers have always been generous souls... earn ya karma point here!

LOL I was thinking about that this morning. It's like a KB Insurance Policy. People get support from it as periodically required, and that support comes from the contributions of the others.

It's not magic, but it's bloody cool to know a safety net of sorts is there... and no margins being taken by corporate fat cats or the IRD...!

[judecatmad]

Things are tight for us at the mo, but have just transferred what I can.

Don't know Mack personally but he's definitely one of the good guys. The sort we all need to have around, regardless of location.

[Little Miss Trouble]

Contribution made.



Prepare meals for me like spagetti bolognaise or nachos something simple shepards pie etc..

All the usual daily chores will be a nightmare for a while so help with washing ironing cleaning. Lawns and gardens...


More than happy to provide hands-on help where ever I can, PM will be sent



Who picked me up and dusted me off the first time I fell off my Volty in a car park? MACK OF COURSE!


LOL, glad I'm not the only one then!

[Chickadee]

Done a transfer (should land tomorrow) hope it helps with the funds for funeral and family at this hard time.

Lots of love and hugs from Chickadee & McJim :love:

[Paul in NZ]

Things are tight for us at the mo, but have just transferred what I can.

Don't know Mack personally but he's definitely one of the good guys. The sort we all need to have around, regardless of location.

Theres a well known proverb about that - the amount given is alway proportional to the situation of the giver and in reality - it does not matter... What matters is you did what you could! Thats what gets you respect.... Lets be honest - there are people out there that spend $5K filling their boat with gas and this would be chump change.... BUT - $5 from someone that only has $10 is equally worthy than $5000 from someone that has billions...

Yeah yeah - we should be prepared, we should have this that and the other thing but in the real world shit happens, condoms burst, tyres go flat, gravel appears on bends and the unexpected catches you out in a moment of weakness... I've screwed up PLENTY and people have helped me in the past and I was forever thankful and surely none of us is so important we cant stop to give a brother a hand? Well done Jude and everyone else.... Crikey - keep this up and I'll start wearing my KB tee shirt again...

[Colapop]

I concur with the sentiments expressed so far. The only addition I would say is;

Alone we are indivuals fighting against the current and it can be tiring,
Together we are strong and we direct the flow.

[Toaster]

I concur with the sentiments expressed so far. The only addition I would say is;

Alone we are indivuals fighting against the current and it can be tiring,
Together we are strong and we direct the flow.

So true brother, so true.

[Virago]

Done. Thanks for organising this MDU.

[Disco Dan]

I have organised a ride for tomorrow:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=55120

People coming please bring a donation in an envelope.

[ManDownUnder]

Done. Thanks for organising this MDU. It is an absolute honour m' man but to be honest I've not done much more than open the tap on KB generousity.

FUCK you guys rock...

[007XX]

...bump...

Annnndddd...What he said!....

[tomtyer-drake]

Payday is in a week. I feel like a fool for just buying some new tires, but will help out when i can.

[ManDownUnder]

Payday is in a week. I feel like a fool for just buying some new tires, but will help out when i can.

Na mate - do what you can when you can. I'm confident that Mack's grateful for any and all help but sinking someone's boat to provide for another isn't sensible...

... oh and... bump...! (hint hint - c'mon all... let's see what we can do!).

[avgas]

Less talky more money people!!!!!

[Deano]

I met MTN briefly during 'the' funeral week last year. Seemed like a top bloke which has been reinforced in here.

[Blondini]

bumpity bump:yes::love::love::love:

[Disco Dan]

bumpity bump:yes::love::love::love:

your lovely lady bumps! :shutup::innocent:

[Grahameeboy]

I concur with the sentiments expressed so far. The only addition I would say is;

Alone we are indivuals fighting against the current and it can be tiring,
Together we are strong and we direct the flow.

I have beaten the current many a time but agree it is tiring but I just find it hard to ask for help other than you know who and even then I do not always like to bother him.

[Colapop]

Do not walk behind me I may not lead
Do not walk in front of me I may not follow
Just walk beside me and be my friend.

[Blondini]

Teamwork is working together even when apart:yes:

[Colapop]

*bump* Oooo darn I just bumped into this thread *bump* done it again...

[ynot slow]

Just checked kb membership logs about 10 mins ago.

Members 9296

Active members 3263

Members visited today 990

If every member 9296 gave $1.00 imagine,$9296.00

Even active members gave $2-5.00 imagine $6256.00-$16315.00

so for everyones info a little goes a long way,pay day friday donation in bank.

Sign of a good mate is being with them when they are at lowest of low and seeing them open up to you,the fact that they open up to you means you are a good mate.:rockon:

[skidMark]

he hits me in the head every thursday which i well deserve... and has very good riding advice.

when i sold my mini to disco dan along came the cavelry with mack with disco dan in tow with a trailer....

sure theres many more

and to boot a bloodey good bloke

[skidMark]

bumpity bump:yes::love::love::love:


your lovely lady bumps! :shutup::innocent:


behaveeeee dan

[Big Dog]

Better not like my bumps......

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1166270#post1166270

[ManDownUnder]

If... no WHEN we hit $5,000 I'll shave off my hair. We're nearly 1/2 way there...

There ya go - an auction of sorts... $5 grand for my hair. The highest donation gets their choice on doing the deed or not. Currently at $250

C'mon...


BRING IT ON.

[Colapop]

Include a back sack and crack!

[Macktheknife]

If... no WHEN we hit $5,000 I'll shave off my hair. We're nearly 1/2 way there...

There ya go - an auction of sorts... $5 grand for my hair. The highest donation gets their choice on doing the deed or not. Currently at $250

C'mon...


BRING IT ON.

I am so moved by this I will offer my own hair too, call it second prize.

[Blondini]

Better not like my bumps......

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1166270#post1166270:laugh::niceon e::clap::rofl::soon::killingme......Oh and gentlemen...are we talking head hair??????

[Macktheknife]

Just realised I have not posted the funeral details.
Today at 12pm, Purewa Crematorium, St John's Rd, Meadowbank. Followed by a time for sharing stories and celebrating his life at Pt Chevalier RSA, from 1.30pm onwards.

[007XX]

Ok, wanting to win Lotto pretty bad right now...:laugh:Just so I can do some Artistic Shaving...:blip:

[McJim]

Well I've met the knife a few times now.

First time I was out collecting tyres from Nicko to deliver to MSTRS. on the way back I was to take some clothes and cash to Mack to send to Kerry in Wellington after his house fire. My car made it to Ponsonby and the battery gave up..completely.

Mack arrived and gave us a lift to buy a new battery.

He also gave me a loan of a DVD on group riding which came in handy when trying to organise the 250 runs with Maverick.

And he was present as chief tyre kicker when Canarlee came and bought his bright yellow budgie..wi'out brakes.

Top bloke.

[007XX]

Sweet, lovely bumps...:drool:

[timorang]

I have just found this thread. $100 will be transferred today. Will send PM to confirm. I hope today goes as well as can be expected.

[ManDownUnder]

Just realised I have not posted the funeral details.
Today at 12pm, Purewa Crematorium, St John's Rd, Meadowbank. Followed by a time for sharing stories and celebrating his life at Pt Chevalier RSA, from 1.30pm onwards.

As mentioned last night at the ATNR - those that can't make it might want to do things in their own way. Me - a minutes silence at midday, thoughts of the family and pegs down for a week.

Kia Kaha Mack, my love to you and yours...

[Blondini]

Thoughts and :love: to the family and friends.

[Phurrball]

Thinking of you and yours Mack...

Small contribution made...

Ross

[Big Dog]

Ok, wanting to win Lotto pretty bad right now...:laugh:Just so I can do some Artistic Shaving...:blip:

If you mean the head, you can do it publicly for $250.

If you mean elsewhere, you can do it privately for $500......

[007XX]

If you mean the head, you can do it publicly for $250.

If you mean elsewhere, you can do it privately for $500......

Oh you big tease you...Got a ladder for me to use?:laugh:

[Big Dog]

Oh you big tease you...Got a ladder for me to use?:laugh:

Not a tease, besides you would not need a ladder if you had $500 lol.

[ManDownUnder]

If you mean elsewhere, you can do it privately for $500......

LOL bring a pair of tweezers and don't forget one of them hairs is the one I pee out of... trim that and I'll be very sad.

Let's stick to my head shall we. I've warned a few at work I may show up bald one day... so c'mon all - prove me right!

[Big Dog]

LOL bring a pair of tweezers and don't forget one of them hairs is the one I pee out of... trim that and I'll be very sad.

Let's stick to my head shall we. I've warned a few at work I may show up bald one day... so c'mon all - prove me right!

Was not offering a price on either of your heads.

Was offering a second auction item.

[ManDownUnder]

Was not offering a price on either of your heads.

Was offering a second auction item.

Lets hit the $5,000 first...

[Big Dog]

Lets hit the $5,000 first...

Worried a competent bidder would get a two for one?

[007XX]

...Lufe you lots Mack...

BUMP!!!!

[Swoop]

Pay it forward folks!!!

Karma will come around to you.

[Deano]

How's the account coming along MDU and when is payment due ?

[ManDownUnder]

Worried a competent bidder would get a two for one?

Hell no. I see it as a dignity transfer. I'm simply giving some of mine to someone worthy.


BRING ON THE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!


...shite just checked - we're 1/2 way there and it's only 3 days into it... can I reneg... :shutup:

There's a couple of bloody fund raisers going on around the place at the mo too...:shit:

[Blondini]

And dont forget MDU a gold coin donation to watch your hair comin'off:yes::clap::nya::spudflip:

[Mom]

Hell no. I see it as a dignity transfer. I'm simply giving some of mine to someone worthy.


BRING ON THE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!


...shite just checked - we're 1/2 way there and it's only 3 days into it... can I reneg... :shutup:

There's a couple of bloody fund raisers going on around the place at the mo too...:shit:

I reckon you will look reeeeeeal cute as a baldie!...........I love baldies :yes:

I can provide clippers to do the deed :sunny:

[ManDownUnder]

I reckon you will look reeeeeeal cute as a baldie!...........I love baldies :yes:

I can provide clippers to do the deed :sunny:

We hit $5,000 and it's at the discretion of the highest bidder... but you KNOW I'll do it.

I might need to pay Cola to stay away with his blardy marker pen though

[ynot slow]

[QUOTE=ManDownUnder;1167028]Hell no. I see it as a dignity transfer. I'm simply giving some of mine to someone worthy.

No need to offer bribes for the funds,have placed my donation today,and felt fucken humbled to do it.

:rockon:

[Colapop]

We hit $5,000 and it's at the discretion of the highest bidder... but you KNOW I'll do it.

I might need to pay Cola to stay away with his blardy marker pen though
You will join the CCC!

[Mom]

We hit $5,000 and it's at the discretion of the highest bidder... but you KNOW I'll do it.

I might need to pay Cola to stay away with his blardy marker pen though

Dont be a baby Ned.........we could auction off the art work!!!

[Colapop]

and it won't be shave - it'll be a wax!

[007XX]

and it won't be shave - it'll be a wax!

Oh man, now that's sick...! :laugh:

But....bringing this one back on the main page...

BUMP...

[Colapop]

If it gets the donations up then - I'll even offer my services to heat the wax!

[007XX]

If it gets the donations up then - I'll even offer my services to heat the wax!

Eeerrrr...just from (painful) experience, that is best left in the hands of an expert Dear!

not that I don't think you're perfectly capable, but you know...singed bald flesh is hardly attractive!:sick:

[Colapop]

But KFC does it!!

[Lissa]

But KFC does it!!
Umm what does CCC stand for?

Awesome contributions from lots of great KBers .... good on ya KB :love:

[007XX]

Umm what does CCC stand for?

Awesome contributions from lots of great KBers .... good on ya KB :love:

It's some exotic, pagan ritual where Master Colapop has a whole lot of fun...and the victims walk away adorned and bedazzled!!:laugh:

KB is awesome:love::rockon:...Some of us up here are cooking up a storm as well...Aucklanders, please check thread "cooks required urgently" if you'd like to help...Cheers

[Virago]

Any update MDU - are you getting close to lathering-up yet?

[Virago]

(Well - that killed that thread...:innocent:)

[Maha]

Umm what does CCC stand for?


Dunno.....often wondered that myself......:innocent:

[ManDownUnder]

LOL!!!

(Well - that killed that thread...:innocent:)

We are EXACTLY 1/2 way there (to the very cent!...

Time for the fund raising to go the next level. I know there are some rides etc going on today, but we can't stop here.

HAIR FOR SALE - $2,500 more gets it... COME AND GET IT

Or more precisely... you guys need to know

There is a good woman with 2 children in need.
1 child is 7 months old, the other is 2 years 10 months
She has no income/job (other than being a full time Mum to two kids).
She is facing a bureaucratic nightmare to get anything out of the State by way of a benefit
She may be facing 3 or more weeks without income, at a time of duress, and with two children also stressed...$5,000 buys my bald head, but in real terms it makes a difference... a big difference.

C'mon guys... pass on the love. It's out there - I know it. Help me find a home for it.
Nigel

[Blondini]

Any new updates:sunny:

[98tls]

PM sent mate.

[ynot slow]

There is a good woman with 2 children in need.

She has no income/job (other than being a full time Mum to two kids).


C'mon guys... pass on the love. It's out there - I know it. Help me find a home for it.
Nigel

Mate she has no income but fulltime mum is one hell of a job,she deserves a medal.

As an aside,if she goes to winz,maybe put the funds raised into another bank account so it doesn't show up in her account,that way when she needs finances for groceries,mortgage she can access it,even if it means someone else has control of funds.That way when winz check bank accounts it won't be visible to them,if she was to have say $2500 in bank the bastards might say you can have the benefit when your less financial,come on people all donations accepted.

[Big Dog]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=55176 has more information about our little whundraiser ride.
Due to the poor weather there was "limited attendance" which is a shame because it meant there are very few people on the ride, ergo few in the draw.
After an informal vote / poll it was decided to extend the deadline for the draw.
Should you wish to enter the draw for the trackday you have until Sunday 19/08/07 at 18:00 to get me your envelope.

On the plus side there were some brave souls who turned out in spite of foul weather and had a grand time.
The count?
4 x 250's
2 x pillions
2 x 251+cc bikes
1 x sweep car
0 x accidents
0 x tickets (3 patrol cars and 2 speed camera vans)
0 x quitters

GO THE 250's, some dedicated bikers and some generous souls in this group. :first: :first: :first: :first: :first: :first: :first: :first: :first: :first:

[Blondini]

bump..........

[GIXser]

dont think i have met the man, but feel a need to help someone that has helped many like us..
Done..

[Big Dog]

And another bump, and another bump, and another bump bites the dust......

[ManDownUnder]

Status report from me - exactly $2,500 in the bank, food delivered to Marie yesterday and I understand there is a lot more sitting in pots, pans and freezers out there in KB land.

[Chickadee]

Yayee, glad it's at least 1/2way there. If foods required a PM just has to be flicked our way. Will put a bit more in the acct later this week after payday.

Nice to see KB folk rallying support when it's needed

[Terminated]

I recently sent MTK the Australian Transport Safety Board motorcycle safety dvd.

I was impressed with all his efforts up there in Auckland in mentoring new riders and did not hesitate to send him the dvd.

The disc came back in good time with a kind note included.

I am sure every little bit helps in times like these. Through this community I am glad I can assist.

Separate PM sent with details.

[Sanx]

dont think i have met the man, but feel a need to help someone that has helped many like us..
Done..

Likewise. PM sent.

[YLWDUC]

It seems insane to a new biker like me, but the first time I turned up at an ATNR, at the end of the ride, here was this chap. Now, he couldn't have actually been on the ride, on account of his wrist being covered in plaster.

Curious......but this would be Mack of course. one of the most devoted and friendly riders I've met.My thoughts are with you and the family.

[SlashWylde]

Donation sent.

[Blondini]

How are we getting on MDU?Any closer to a shave yet:shutup:

[ManDownUnder]

How are we getting on MDU?Any closer to a shave yet:shutup:

Just watch my signature block... we hit $3,000 last night!

[The Tazman]

I'm really sorry to hear about your friend MDU. I am not on here much these days and don't know MTK but (as all the KBers I have met) I have no doubt he is s top man.

All the best to him and to all you Kbers that are helping out.

Donation sent.

Taz
(Gary)

[CM2005]

i chucked some cash in. sounds like a good fulla.

[sels1]

Done likewise

[Chickadee]

Bump ... hows the total coming. Will put funds in today or tomorrow

[ManDownUnder]

Bump ... hows the total coming. Will put funds in today or tomorrow

See my signature block - updated daily!

[86GSXR]

Happy to help out. Cheers :yes:

[Kittyhawk]

Ok I've had a freak thought.......and Im just putting out feelers at this stage!!!!

Remember.....feelers....

how many people would pay for me to shave my head? in aid of mack

[fireball]

Ok I've had a freak thought.......and Im just putting out feelers at this stage!!!!

Remember.....feelers....

how many people would pay for me to shave my head? in aid of mack



id do it with ya kitty!


donation added.

[TRAINING WHEELS]

Id pay you to do it KH....Would be fun to wax and buff it at the same time :gob: how ever shaving it off is a great start :rockon::Punk::Punk:

[Blondini]

So.........MDU ..How much is the highest bid so far:first:I reckon we shave the KB logo on the back of your head :yes::gob::sunny:

[Kittyhawk]

So.........MDU ..How much is the highest bid so far:first:I reckon we shave the KB logo on the back of your head :yes::gob::sunny:

HAHA I agree! :innocent:

[Blondini]

Off to the bank.....I am hanging out to see nigel and co get their heads shaved....Perhaps a calender submission:Punk:

[tide]

Finally payday... getting close becoming bald MDU :yes: :shutup:

[ManDownUnder]

Finally payday... getting close becoming bald MDU :yes: :shutup:

Closer yes... still $1,500 from the goal though... (well $1,480 to be exact)

[tide]

mmm you can adjust that down a little... :Punk: deposited a little money your way... :)

[Blondini]

mmm you can adjust that down a little... :Punk: deposited a little money your way... :)
We really just want you bald MDU:yes::Punk:

[skidMark]

I am so moved by this I will offer my own hair too, call it second prize.


but mack your hairs already short LOL

and no none of you lot are getting ur hands on my loverly locks lol

[fireball]

Ok I've had a freak thought.......and Im just putting out feelers at this stage!!!!

Remember.....feelers....

how many people would pay for me to shave my head? in aid of mack



so how short is your hair going to be?

[Blondini]

but mack your hairs already short LOL

and no none of you lot are getting ur hands on my loverly locks lol

Not even at a price?:innocent::yes:

[Morcs]

Bar Africa are great supporters of the ATNR, and once again they are supporting us to support Macktheknife.

Pool Comp, $10 entry, Bar Africa merchandise for prizes.


Its an open table, anyone and everyone can and should enter :yes:, all funds go to the Macktheknife fund (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1163750).

No matter how good or bad you are, lets all play some pool to show our support.

Everyone rock on down to Bar Africa in Albany on Thursday night!!!

When?
Thursday the 23rd, 8pm onwards approx. Either join the ATNR (6:30pm westgate), which ends up at the pub, or come straight there.

Who?
As well as the usual suspects and ATNR regulars, but we want to see everyone there in support of the legend that is Mack.


So rock on up, meet some peeps, play some pool, and drink some :beer:

Please register in the event section (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/calendar.php?do=getinfo&e=1353&day=2007-8-23) so we can get an idea of numbers.

:rockon:

-Pete

[Kittyhawk]

so how short is your hair going to be?

From shoulder length to one of those things which clip onto the hair clippers.

Sheared like a sheep

[fireball]

From shoulder length to one of those things which clip onto the hair clippers.

Sheared like a sheep

here kitty kitty kitty..... nothing quite like a shaved pussy :yes:

.... opps i mean kitty!



can we do it like mine all funny colours (choice of blue, blonde, red, pink) and a pretty mohawk?

[Kittyhawk]

here kitty kitty kitty..... nothing quite like a shaved pussy :yes:

.... opps i mean kitty!



can we do it like mine all funny colours (choice of blue, blonde, red, pink) and a pretty mohawk?

haha depends on the day, and what the artists are goint o do but yea why not...I like mowhawks!

[ArcherWC]

Deposit made, sorry I cant help more at the mo

[Busy]

Hey Kitty, how about not shaving ya legs and stuff for a while and auction them off too :drool:

[ArcherWC]

Hey Kitty, how about not shaving ya legs and stuff for a while and auction them off too :drool:

:gob::gob::gob:

[Chickadee]

Hows the total coming MDU?

[ManDownUnder]

Hows the total coming MDU?

See my signature... this is getting too close for comfort.

Shaving my head for $5,000 is an almost certainty. What do I offer if we hit $7,500???

[Sanx]

Shaving my head for $5,000 is an almost certainty. What do I offer if we hit $7,500???

Back, sack and crack?

[007XX]

See my signature... this is getting too close for comfort.

Shaving my head for $5,000 is an almost certainty. What do I offer if we hit $7,500???

The question should be, what are we prepared to take from you for $7500? :devil2:

[ManDownUnder]

Back, sack and crack?

Back ain't hairy, anyone dumb enough to go near my arse is welcome to have a go so that leaves ... *gulp*...

Naaa even KB wouldn't stoop that low... surely...

LOL On the bright side - who would check LOLOL. I could just say "yeah - it's done" coz there's no way in HELL you're getting that done in public, or on film. Believe it or not I have standards.

The question should be, what are we prepared to take from you for $7500?

Why does the word "Dignity" leap to mind???

[Grahameeboy]

See my signature... this is getting too close for comfort.

Shaving my head for $5,000 is an almost certainty. What do I offer if we hit $7,500???

Shave your pubic hair......assuming you have not already done that......

[ManDownUnder]

Shave your pubic hair......assuming you have not already done that......

I assure you I have not...

[007XX]

Why does the word "Dignity" leap to mind???

Don't know really:mellow:But I'm thinking "unchartered territory" in reply! :bleh:

[timorang]

I have made another contribution. How much needed to own the clippers?

[ManDownUnder]

I have made another contribution. How much needed to own the clippers?

You'd need to top $250.00... so... $250.01?

[Blondini]

You'd need to top $250.00... so... $250.01?It must be getting close now

[ManDownUnder]

Are you sure???:shutup:

oopsie - no.. was $350 but has a mysterious reference number... Anyone that can tell me than number gets to claim top prize... if ... no... WHEN we get to $5k.

edit - owner found... SHITE! :shutup:

[Blondini]

so many ideas...:love:

[Kittyhawk]

I think if ya can shave a treble clef on the back of my head do it!

as for not shaving my body....uh NEVER, always shaven all the time lol~!!

[Toaster]

Shave your pubic hair......assuming you have not already done that......

I'd do that for free. :innocent::gob:

[janno]

Donation made, will show Monday I expect - just giving back to the KB world, as I had Pussy, GassitGirl and Boob help me shift house yesterday. Pretty generous considering they only met me a couple of days ago!!

KB is the BK - Bees Knees!!! (Scuse the 'orrible world play :shit:)

MtheK, I hope you and your family are hanging in there - I really feel for you all.

Love and hugs from cold and wet New Plymouth,

Jan.

[Grahameeboy]

I'd do that for free. :innocent::gob:

What shave MDu's pubic hair??

[jafar]

I'd do that for free. :innocent::gob:

Oh thats DODGY :shit::gob:

[Chickadee]

Hope we're not far off the $5k? Hows it going MDU (gather you'll have to wait till Monday to see how the balance is.

[Blondini]

Hope we're not far off the $5k? Hows it going MDU (gather you'll have to wait till Monday to see how the balance is.I think he is out shopping for a woolly hat last I heard:yes::Punk:

[Blondini]

ok.Back to normal...How we doing?:love::Punk:

[ManDownUnder]

... bump...

[007XX]

... bump...

yeeeeaaaaahhhhh.....

You's gona a sexy beast as a baldy...GAWD, I've been awaiting this with great anticipation...

Ok, who gets t do the deed???

[ManDownUnder]

yeeeeaaaaahhhhh.....

You's gona a sexy beast as a baldy...GAWD, I've been awaiting this with great anticipation...

Ok, who gets t do the deed???

I need to double double check but I think it's Blondini... at $350. We had a single outstanding individual contributor last night however... they can put up their hand if they want to but they have my gratitude...

... I'm waiting for Mack to come out from under the efffects of the Morphine... he's a baldy man too LOLOL! Or do we get him so it's a surprise!

[007XX]

I need to double double check but I think it's Blondini... at $350. We had a single outstanding individual contributor last night however... they can put up their hand if they want to but they have my gratitude...

... I'm waiting for Mack to come out from under the efffects of the Morphine... he's a baldy man too LOLOL! Or do we get him so it's a surprise!

Na man, he has to be alive and kicking to make it worthwhile I reckon...Way more fun!

[007XX]

BUMPPPPPPP:love:

ok, now we need to find a time and place to make the sacrificial shaving...Any suggestions?

[skidMark]

get some of you to goto the ohspital as "nurses" and start shaving his head and be like mr.xxxxx were just getting you ready for your brain surgery....

**groggy** your ...what? **groggy**

[Blondini]

Great effort everyone SNIP SNIP SNIP::banana::banana:Right ladies we need a plan:lol::chase:

[Toaster]

Happy to volunteer the petrol weedeater. Go on, be a man.

[Maha]

I wanna know who paid the 62c??.....:confused:

[ManDownUnder]

I wanna know who paid the 62c??.....:confused:


Hang on ... I'll look it up...

"M Man" according to the bank statement - mean anything to you?

[Maha]

Hang on ... I'll look it up...

"M Man" according to the bank statement - mean anything to you?

Feck up Baldy to beeeeeeeeee......:laugh:

PS: I wanted change out of that Ned!....:shifty:

[ManDownUnder]

Feck up Baldy to beeeeeeeeee......:laugh:

LOL... I'm just after tips... do you wax or just polish it to get that shone of yours?


PS: I wanted change out of that Ned!....:shifty: I'm a tight arse... ain't no change

[Ocean1]

I need to double double check but I think it's Blondini...


Great effort everyone SNIP SNIP SNIP :banana::banana: Right ladies we need a plan:lol: :chase:

He do realise plan A's just the Ork contingent don't he... rumour has it plan B commences in Welly on or about the 25th October :banana:


LOL... I'm just after tips... do you wax or just polish it to get that shone of yours?

And involves a filthy great disk sander an' a bucket of turtle wax. :whistle:

[Maha]

And involves a filthy great disk sander an' a bucket of turtle wax. :whistle:

Great, you mentioned Turtle Wax....he's already gonna have a head like a Portugease Racing Sardine....stop it with marine jibes.....:lol:

[Stickchick]

Completely off topic of fundraising but has anyone heard how Macks op went?

[ManDownUnder]

Completely off topic of fundraising but has anyone heard how Macks op went?

I saw him yesterday and yeah went well according to the Docs he's in horsepiddle as we speak and is expect out on Sunday coming. Sore, bone taken from hip and moved to shoulder... dosed up on Morphine and it's even harder to get any sense out of him now.

So yeah - all good!

[Stickchick]

I saw him yesterday and yeah went well according to the Docs he's in horsepiddle as we speak and is expect out on Sunday coming. Sore, bone taken from hip and moved to shoulder... dosed up on Morphine and it's even harder to get any sense out of him now.

So yeah - all good!

Good, hopefully he is lucid when I visit in Sept then. Unless he is going to be on strong painkillers for a while?

[ManDownUnder]

Good, hopefully he is lucid when I visit in Sept then. Unless he is going to be on strong painkillers for a while?

Don't know but he was reasonably lucid yesterday. Tired easily though.

He/You'll be fine

[Maha]

I saw him yesterday and yeah went well according to the Docs he's in horsepiddle as we speak and is expect out on Sunday coming. Sore, bone taken from hip and moved to shoulder... dosed up on Morphine and it's even harder to get any sense out of him now.

So yeah - all good!


Thanks for that B2B....i would ring him only he probably wont have his phone and he wouldnt want to talk, just sleep, and he possibly would not make to much sense at this early stage, i'll give him a tinkle early next week..he'll love a tinkle...:rolleyes:

[007XX]

Great, you mentioned Turtle Wax....he's already gonna have a head like a Portugease Racing Sardine....stop it with marine jibes.....:lol:

Or, we could dress him in a toga, and get (see pic)...:lol:

But nah, he ain't fat enough...shame though, cos apparently it brings luck to touch his thumb then!:clap:

[fireball]

Or, we could dress him in a toga, and get (see pic)...:lol:

But nah, he ain't fat enough...shame though, cos apparently it brings luck to touch his thumb then!:clap:

im sure he would love anyone to touch his thumb.....

[007XX]

im sure he would love anyone to touch his thumb.....

Oh, I now KNOW you and I are going to get on just fine! :laugh:
I can rely on you to pick up on any innocent comments I make...:2thumbsup

[fireball]

Oh, I now KNOW you and I are going to get on just fine! :laugh:
I can rely on you to pick up on any innocent comments I make...:2thumbsup

nothing is ever innocent with me..... except maybe the birds and the bees thats innocent!

[Blondini]

Thanks for that B2B....i would ring him only he probably wont have his phone and he wouldnt want to talk, just sleep, and he possibly would not make to much sense at this early stage, i'll give him a tinkle early next week..he'll love a tinkle...:rolleyes:

I am sure he would love a text or two.I have just visited Mack and he will be home on monday hopefully...He only had one request...We all have to try wipe our butts with the opposite hand to normal..Even just once he said:hug::gob:

[Kittyhawk]

Saw Mack this avo and he's doing well.

After having a good chat last night at the pub about not loosing my cell phone I've done it again when I rode away from the hospitial.



Thats number 5 or 6 this year:no: so anyone who has my number, delete it lol.

I got another 027 63 63 193 so feel free to txt (please include name lol)

[0arbreaka]

If anyone wants to know which ward Macks in just give me a pm, or txt me 021585040, saves you having to deal with reception etc.

[007XX]

Saw Mack this avo and he's doing well.

After having a good chat last night at the pub about not loosing my cell phone I've done it again when I rode away from the hospitial.



Thats number 5 or 6 this year:no: so anyone who has my number, delete it lol.

I got another 027 63 63 193 so feel free to txt (please include name lol)

Oh mate...and you were so proud too of how long you'd had that one for...:laugh:

Anyway, I'll be off to see the big guy this avo...

I was pondering what to bring him: grapes, Big Mack, beer, sweets...The only genius idea was a companion but somehow, i don't think that bringing him a blow up doll will do much good:buggerd:

Besides, I'm not sure his wife would be amused :dodge:

[Kittyhawk]

A blow up sheep may be more appropriate :devil2:

My day got worse...I defrosted meat and it somehow ended up overcooked in the microwave...it turned to a jerky like form...so threw some chops into the oven, headed over to the neighbours, and forgot about them.
So my second attempt at dinner was a charcoal effort.

I gave up after that, what a day!

[fireball]

Saw Mack this avo and he's doing well.

After having a good chat last night at the pub about not loosing my cell phone I've done it again when I rode away from the hospitial.



Thats number 5 or 6 this year:no: so anyone who has my number, delete it lol.

I got another 027 63 63 193 so feel free to txt (please include name lol)

oh kitty and you were so proud on wednesday when we left the pub too, i have a great thing called a lanyard if you want it (freebie from work) we can attach that to your new phone and put it round your neck... maybe a bell too so you dont sneak up on me!

[007XX]

maybe a bell too so you dont sneak up on me!

...She does have a bad habit of sneaking up on birds! :dodge::shutup:

Now, Fireball lovey...when are you and Lilsel gone turn up to a Thursday night drinkies?

[MSTRS]

Proceeds of the YT hairoff event deposited

[007XX]

Proceeds of the YT hairoff event deposited

:clap: BRAVO!!!!

But hang on folks...we're now over the $5K mark, so we are now heading Southland of MDU's head and going for his pubes...:sick::shit::chase::rofl:

[fireball]

...She does have a bad habit of sneaking up on birds! :dodge::shutup:

Now, Fireball lovey...when are you and Lilsel gone turn up to a Thursday night drinkies?

im sorry babe i work thursday nights at my bar we always adventure out for wednesdays if you want to come play

[The Stranger]

so we are now heading Southland of MDU's head and going for his pubes...:sick::shit::chase::rofl:

We can now expect a large cash donation from Gayheemeboy.

[Morcs]

We can now expect a large cash donation from Gayheemeboy.

Nah he'll be waiting for the next one - $10,000 - the arse hair...

:laugh:

[007XX]

im sorry babe i work thursday nights at my bar we always adventure out for wednesdays if you want to come play

Uuumm...got my son to look after on Wednesdays, and can't have him pillioning yet...But not to despair, I know we will cross paths eentually! :sunny:*and boy, whill be fun when we do!+sunny:*


We can now expect a large cash donation from Gayheemeboy.

:laugh: you reckon? I would have thought you'd be first in line! :shit: :dodge: :D


Nah he'll be waiting for the next one - $10,000 - the arse hair...

:laugh:

Chocolate starfish, anyone? :sick:

[Blondini]

So Nigel ................Whens the head hair coming off?????Soon would be good:jerry:

[fireball]

So Nigel ................Whens the head hair coming off?????Soon would be good:jerry:

be careful what you ask for he might take off his clothes to so you can wax his manly (saggy) titties!

[Maha]

So Nigel ................Whens the head hair coming off?????Soon would be good:jerry:

Good point Julie...yeah come on NED!...post details of when and where i have the 'Man Wax' ready...its this Thursday aye?....:shifty:

[007XX]

be careful what you ask for he might take off his clothes to so you can wax his manly (saggy) titties!

And pray tell sweet, as to how you are privy to such intimate details as to the sagginess of said manbreasts? :blip:

Or are you just fishing for details? :laugh:

[ManDownUnder]

My signature block ought to say it all...

Hey Maha - what's the warmest kind of hat?

[MadDuck]

i have the 'Man Wax' ready...


OMG .... count me in to watch this show :clap:

[007XX]

I'll be bringing my electric shearers and a good pair of scissors, as well as maybe a piece of wood for the sheared ones to bite onto...:devil2: :laugh:

[Maha]

My signature block ought to say it all...

Hey Maha - what's the warmest kind of hat?

A Helmet NED.... Which BTW you will have drop down a size...maybe two...:D


OMG .... count me in to watch this show :clap:

There has been the 'odd' request....i must obey.....:devil2:

[ManDownUnder]

be careful what you ask for he might take off his clothes to so you can wax his manly (saggy) titties!

Nope.. ain't no waxing in unauthorised ares without getting me suitable lubricated first!


Good point Julie...yeah come on NED!...post details of when and where i have the 'Man Wax' ready...its this Thursday aye?....:shifty:

Not "the white stuff"... tell ya what if it's warm when it hits my head mate ...


OMG .... count me in to watch this show :clap:... aaaaaaaa the ducks are coming home to roost now huh???


A Helmet NED.... Which BTW you will have drop down a size...maybe two...:D

That's the first time anyone said I'm not thick... I'll take it as a compliment...

[fireball]

im gutted i cant come watch the show.... im stuck at my own bar working serving drunk uni students :weep:

[007XX]

im gutted i cant come watch the show.... im stuck at my own bar working serving drunk uni students :weep:

We'll take lots of pics for you, promise! :devil2:

[fireball]

We'll take lots of pics for you, promise! :devil2:

:2thumbsup yay thank you! :2thumbsup

(no surprise nude ones please)
:laugh:

[Blondini]

I am taking my van across from west aucks,If anyone would like a lift...I am aiming to be at pub for 8 but will have to head home by 10:baby:PM if ya want picking up:hug::wari:

[Mom]

OMG .... count me in to watch this show :clap:

Not to be missed mate! Bring ear plugs though in case he squeals...
lol

I'll be bringing my electric shearers and a good pair of scissors, as well as maybe a piece of wood for the sheared ones to bite onto...:devil2: :laugh:

I have devised this ingenious device to keep certain things warm (man wax mainly)




And obey you must lovely man...:love:

[QUOTE=ManDownUnder;1183523]Nope.. ain't no waxing in unauthorised ares without getting me suitable lubricated first!


Not "the white stuff"... tell ya what if it's warm when it hits my head mate ...

... aaaaaaaa the ducks are coming home to roost now huh???




Would we be that horrid to you? :innocent: Glad you made the distinction between authorised and unauthorised areas, I for one want a refund if the total reaches your pubes!!!

And sweets.........it is not white........but it will be warm :blip:

Dont be afraid, remember we are your FRIENDS!!! :love: :love:

[Maha]

Nope.. ain't no waxing in unauthorised ares without getting me suitable lubricated first!


Put it this way...after Thursday night you will be know as .... ManwaxedDownUnder.....Yours Faithfully CCC Prez.....:devil2:

[Big Dog]

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[fireball]

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can i re book my seat on the bus? really dont wanna take the FXR up after the last blow job on the way up there and the panty wetting excitement your hi viz gave me!:laugh:

[Big Dog]

can i re book my seat on the bus? really dont wanna take the FXR up after the last blow job on the way up there and the panty wetting excitement your hi viz gave me!:laugh:

Sure can, but only if you ask in the right forum.:Offtopic:
Otherwise people might not know that they can offer up their pillion seat....

[007XX]

I have devised this ingenious device to keep certain things warm (man wax mainly)
And obey you must lovely man...:love:
Would we be that horrid to you? :innocent: Glad you made the distinction between authorised and unauthorised areas, I for one want a refund if the total reaches your pubes!!!

And sweets.........it is not white........but it will be warm :blip:

Dont be afraid, remember we are your FRIENDS!!! :love: :love:


Put it this way...after Thursday night you will be know as .... ManwaxedDownUnder.....Yours Faithfully CCC Prez.....:devil2:

:love::love::love:

You two just rock! :hug:

[ManDownUnder]

:love::love::love:

You two just rock! :hug:

Agreed, but that's not implying they get near MY rocks... with wax, razors or... hell Mom can't even be trusted to cover me up properly... damned towel with the hole "suitably arranged" (so I'm told... I wasn't all there)

[007XX]

Agreed, but that's not implying they get near MY rocks... with wax, razors or... hell Mom can't even be trusted to cover my up properly... damned towel with the hole "suitably arranged" (so I'm told... I wasn't all there)

:killingme :killingme

I never saw a thing, promise! :devil2:

[ManDownUnder]

Anyone out there with access to a reasonable quality video camera? I've ha d afew (sadistic) requests from those that can't make it - my little sister (Wellywood) being cheif among those calling for footage.

PM me if you can help.

Ta

[Maha]

Anyone out there with access to a reasonable quality video camera? I've ha d afew (sadistic) requests from those that can't make it - my little sister (Wellywood) being cheif among those calling for footage.

PM me if you can help.

Ta

Dont have a video camera but my camera can take vids...and i will have that there :shifty:....can always load it onto you tube :msn-wink:

[Colapop]

How about a live link to the film archive function?

[007XX]

How about a live link to the film archive function?

worth being kept for posterity, ya reckon?

Mmmwwwaahahhaha....:devil2::shutup:

[Blondini]

OOOOOO NIGEL I hope you are worried mate cos you should be:chase::wari:

[007XX]

OOOOOO NIGEL I hope you are worried mate cos you should be:chase::wari:

"He's got nothing to worry about...he's the first one to admit that his (now legendary) imitation of a drunken lemur falling on his arse took away a lot of his dwindling dignity!

There isn't much more we can do to him...:dodge::lol: