Blurb me this

[Dilligaf]

I have seen many a caption contest, but since this is a book cover, thought I'd see if you witty people want to have a blurb contest....
Or a caption contest...

[canarlee]

"hold steady now my boy, my aim aint what it used to be......"

[janno]

So if I eat my carrots my woodie will be this big when I grow up?

[WRT]

Lucas McCain got so exited by the thought of Mark holding his wood, that he peed just a little.

[Romeo]

<center><img src="http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/comic_tot6.gif" Alt="Maddox">

<img src="http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/comic_tot8.gif" Alt="Maddox">

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Source: <a href="http://maddox.xmission.com/">Maddox's creepy magazine covers.</a>

[Albino]

In the wild west men sometimes get lonely. And young boys get sick of housework and want to do more than just stack the wood. Such people sometimes have the means to meet each others ends. This is one of those stories, the story of a cowboy with his dangerous rifle, and how it came between him and the boy. And the mess it left behind.

[Harry33]

I wish I knew how to quit you...lol

[Dilligaf]

"Aaahhh...that's right, Timmy. Both hands...gotta use both hands..."


or


The Rifleman needed some help sustaining his morning wood. Lucky little Jimmy was there to give him a hand.

[Coldrider]

"Now I know mama needs a hip replacement.."

[ManDownUnder]

Ya see son... no splinters now I've smoothed and lubed the hole we drilled...

[ManDownUnder]

The Rifleman's prayers were interrupted when little Timmy hit him the nuts with this log...

"Our Father who art in Heaven
Hallowed be thy... FAAAARRRKKK!!!!!!!"

[Coldrider]

"Gee Dad, I didn't know pine was a hardwood".