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dasser
16th August 2007, 08:41
NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH


A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an

animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them

at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of

them say the following:

"Emma come first.

Den I come.

Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more!

Two asses, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time." :gob:


The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed

pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud

in public places about our sex lives. :yes:


"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm

a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi'." :yes:


( I bet you will re-read this again ... :yes:...dasser)

JimO
16th August 2007, 11:52
i wont because its a repost