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[Kittyhawk]

The most random thing you have done? Could be anything at all!!!!

[kiwifruit]

jrandom, and i don't regret it for one second

[Maha]

The most random thing you have done? Could be anything at all!!!!


Took a photo of myself sitting on the toilet wearing black skids...:yes:

[dogsnbikes]

told the boss to stuff his job where it dont shine sold my bike and anything else of value and took my snowboard to Switzerland for five months and no work best thing I ever did

[janno]

Walked in to a fishing boat company and talked my way in to a job. Ended up on trawlers for a year - was an amazing experience, though I don't long to go back!

Or else becoming an ASME IX heavy wall pipe welder when I left school. Now THAT was a random thing to do. Paid extremely well, though.

[Boob Johnson]

Wrapped ourselves in toilet paper head to toe, then walked up and down the main drag of Waihi Beach with one arm out in front & dragging one leg (like a mummy)

[Hitcher]

Appalachian yak droppings. And I say that most sincerely.

[NighthawkNZ]

The most random thing you have done? Could be anything at all!!!!

Answer this post... :done:

[Virago]

Answer this post... :done:

Oooh, you rebel, you...

[Pillick]

gave our bovine mascot mooloo a stern lecture about the significance of wearing pants. long story....

[onearmedbandit]

One event stands out. Daytura. 3 days of non stop hallucinations, parties (that only existed in my head), getting picked up by the cops for being a nuisance, and sooo much more, that I really shouldn't talk about on a public forum. Oh yeah that was a great weekend.

It started as a challenge, and I don't like to back down from challenges. I'd never touch the stuff again.

[TRAINING WHEELS]

Public display :innocent:(very:shutup:) of affection on hood of car in Queen St New Years 2000. :gob:

[Flyingpony]

Scrolling back up to the top of a web page before clicking the close button.

[Boob Johnson]

Scrolling back up to the top of a web page before clicking the close button.Living on the edge :laugh:

[Kittyhawk]

Today - when ya having a private mastie alone and your best mate and skidmark turn up.....its just a turn off!!

[Guitana]

One saturday morning I took a shit in my workmates toolbox cos he was really pissing me off!!!
And waddya know he shut the fuck up real quick!:sick:

[Pumba]

Randomly logged on here once...........well we all know how that story ends


Today - when ya having a private mastie alone and your best mate and skidmark turn up.....its just a turn off!!

What the:shit:

BOTH of you really need to get jobs:done:

[Boob Johnson]

One saturday morning I took a shit in my workmates toolbox cos he was really pissing me off!!!
And waddya know he shut the fuck up real quick!:sick:rofl, love it

[0arbreaka]

watched paint dry:zzzz:

[Steam]

Saw a fire on a nearby hill, and got dressed up in clown costumes with a friend and went and mingled with the firefighters.

[TonyB]

Today - when ya having a private mastie alone and your best mate and skidmark turn up.....its just a turn off!!
:blink: Slightly off topic, but does anyone know the best way to clean coffee off an LCD monitor?

[tri boy]

Saw a fire on a nearby hill, and got dressed up in clown costumes with a friend and went and mingled with the firefighters.

Now that Is random.:clap:
Thoughts of the fire fighters would have been priceless.

[NotaGoth]

:blink: Slightly off topic, but does anyone know the best way to clean coffee off an LCD monitor?

Are you positive thats coffee..????

[0arbreaka]

ummm, damp cloth usually does the trick. If not use a bit of saliva.

[TonyB]

Are you positive thats coffee..????

Absolutely. Two reasons;
1) Its BROWN and sticky...
2) I'm getting on a bit now, and things don't happen anywhere near as quckly as they used to...

[deanohit]

Stitched some Germans up one time. Decided to give them the kiwi experiance one time. All very merry, gave the guys mullets and eveyone stubbies, wife beater singlets, gumboots and swappa bottles. Then went and caught a few sheep. Took a pile of pictures of these german guys and girls hugging these sheep,:crazy: then emailed them to their parents in Germany. Best bit was I is sober holding the camera.:killingme:killingme

[peasea]

March 1989; married the ex.

:doh:

Didn't think that through at all!

[McJim]

I must have misunderstood the definition of the word random. Everyone else has had a lot of spontaneous moments but they lack that element of chance that makes them random.

The most random thing I did was sending 100 copies of my cv with covering letters to companies in London.

I had just given up my job and life in Scotland to take up an offer of working as a musician. Production company went bust 3 days before rehearsals were due to start. I was up to my eyes in debt with no income and no place to live.

So yes, random, I threw my future on the sword of chance.

[peasea]

I threw my future on the sword of chance.

I threw myself on it (see above) and lost.

[Str8 Jacket]

I shaved all my hair off and dyed it green once.....

[Boob Johnson]

I once smuggled a lorry full of toothpicks into a neighbouring African country disguised as an ageing sock merchant.

[McJim]

I shaved all my hair off and dyed it green once.....

O-kay.....why dye your hair AFTER it's been shaved off? In fact how did you dye your hair after it was shaved off? Did you keep all the cuttings in a little bag and then dye them?

[Str8 Jacket]

O-kay.....why dye your hair AFTER it's been shaved off? In fact how did you dye your hair after it was shaved off? Did you keep all the cuttings in a little bag and then dye them?

Ha, well I only shaved it to a number 2, so I wasnt bald. I bleached it and then dyed it. That was about 12 years ago now!

[McJim]

I once smuggled a lorry full of toothpicks into a neighbouring African country disguised as an ageing sock merchant.

How do you disguise toothpics as a Sock Merchant?

[Str8 Jacket]

How do you disguise toothpics as a Sock Merchant?

I heard that alot of guy's do...

[fireball]

most random thing i have done is...
packed everything i owned into one pack and hitched from central otago to auckland not a single dollar to my name nor a place to live or a job at the age of 16.
best thing i have ever done

[Boob Johnson]

How do you disguise toothpics as a Sock Merchant?With carefully placed penguin toenails & sticky tape




most random thing i have done is...
packed everything i owned into one pack and hitched from central otago to auckland not a single dollar to my name nor a place to live or a job at the age of 16.
best thing i have ever doneEmo?

[candor]

1. Erik Estrada possibly

2. Picked up a suitcase full of greenbacks (maybe half a mill) carried by an FBI most wanted and pretended was about to leave the party

[peasea]

Friday night, came out of the Airborne concert, deaf-as, had to pee.

Had pee, refrained from covering my genitals, flashed my missus, she chuckled, I got laid.

Next?

[TRAINING WHEELS]

Today - when ya having a private mastie alone and your best mate and skidmark turn up.....its just a turn off!!

You should have asked him for a hand.....or even just to watch LOL :eek: :eek:

[fireball]

You should have asked him for a hand.....or even just to watch LOL :eek: :eek:

you would know from experience thats what to do eh? :whistle:

[Animal]

Today - when ya having a private mastie alone and your best mate and skidmark turn up.....its just a turn off!!

You're refreshingly honest, unlike most women. Denial!

[fireball]

Emo?


im not emo

.......just a little fruity.....

[TRAINING WHEELS]

.......just a little fruity.....

Fruity is about right :yes: but thats ok i guess

[Laava]

Pulled off the A40 in London in my white van [There's a giveaway!] and sat behind the left hand lane of traffic waiting for the green light. A while after the right hand lane had moved off, I noticed that I was in fact patiently waiting behind a whole lot of parked cars!:argh::beer:

[The Tazman]

Came home one day in the UK and had had enough so walked over to the travel agent and said cheapest flight to NZ please. Best thing I ever did. :Punk:

[The Tazman]

Pulled off the A40 in London in my white van [There's a giveaway!] and sat behind the left hand lane of traffic waiting for the green light. A while after the right hand lane had moved off, I noticed that I was in fact patiently waiting behind a whole lot of parked cars!:argh::beer:



:killingme:killingme:killingme:killingme:killingme :killingme:killingme:killingme

[Animal]

Got royally pissed off my head at a 21st birthday party (in Joni's old neighbourhood, now that I think about it). I somehow lost most of my clothes, wandered out into a major arterial road (four lanes either way with a grass median between) sometime after midnight and tried unsuccessfully to lift a painted white line off the tar seal. It was also pissing down hard, but gathering up white lines between the lanes seemed really important at the time. So much so that I was ready to beat the shit out of the kind-hearted motorists who stopped and tried to move me from the road onto the footpath. I had no recollection of these events at all, but photos were taken of me in my daks and one sock, and presented as evidence... shit. The camera doesn't lie, and this was decades before PhotoShop.

[fireball]

i got totally pissed and i dont remember how i got there but i was woken by training wheels.....

she found me outside in her carport passed out in a pool of oil....
looking rather worse for wear she put me to bed while wetting herself in laughter.

[Hawkeye]

How do you disguise toothpics as a Sock Merchant?

More to the point - Why would you disguise toothpicks as a Sock Merchant?

[TRAINING WHEELS]

i got totally pissed and i dont remember how i got there but i was woken by training wheels.....

she found me outside in her carport passed out in a pool of oil....
looking rather worse for wear she put me to bed while wetting herself in laughter.

You were covered in oil from head to toe :rolleyes: well it took a while before i got your stains out of the sheets but thats ok my puppy got you back for that one :msn-wink: although you did leave the sheets wet :oi-grr:...
I could say so many stories but i wont :whistle:

[Animal]

...I could say so many stories but i wont :whistle:

Oh go on, do tell! :devil2:

[mbazza]

Pulled off the A40 in London in my white van [There's a giveaway!] and sat behind the left hand lane of traffic waiting for the green light. A while after the right hand lane had moved off, I noticed that I was in fact patiently waiting behind a whole lot of parked cars!:argh::beer:

Ah . . . . . . . . the world of strom ownership starts in mysterious ways! Cheers. :done:

[1vanvan1]

Climbed the highest norfork pine tree in my area i could find (20 - 30m) and put a bright orange road cone at the top.

[PZR]

God I must be boring cause I'm having trouble thinking of something.
So if I go for a ride and choose which direction seems best only when I get to a corner is that random or spontaneous. Does that count?

[TRAINING WHEELS]

Oh go on, do tell! :devil2:

I best not as it she will bite :2guns: me back and you never know she may have worse off stories :dodge: ....

[gijoe1313]

I do all sorts of random things, the latest one is dropping $2500 on more model soldiers and tanks! :sweatdrop

[TRAINING WHEELS]

Doing random things everyday makes life fun and interesting :yes: and a boaring life is not what i want......:shit: If i do random things every day does that still make the task random or just me random?? :innocent:

[Mrs Busa Pete]

You should have asked him for a hand.....or even just to watch LOL :eek: :eek:

they probobly had been peping and thought it was time to get some

[Colapop]

I don't do anything random at all.


I just me.

[Hitcher]

I don't do anything random at all.

Same-sex hugging doesn't count?

[fireball]

I best not as it she will bite :2guns: me back and you never know she may have worse off stories :dodge: ....

you know it girlie mind you in some of those stories im involved too.. so we wont be sharing those ones

[TRAINING WHEELS]

you know it girlie mind you in some of those stories im involved too.. so we wont be sharing those ones

Was not thinking of any of thoes but no stories will be told :niceone::niceone:

[Kittyhawk]

Once again having a private mastie on a saturday morning, and you are so close there's a knock at the bedroom window!

"Are you awake!?" - yells mum

This isn't fair :no:

[ynot slow]

NZ stockcar teams champs in Palmy,getting pissed Friday night after meeting,going uptown and busting for a piss,flopping ot out and afterwards,checking where we were and outside the copshop when it was in Church St.

Same event 20 yrs later,on piss with mate,go to shitloads of bars and at 3.00am stopping at a servo for a coffee and pie,ask to phone taxi,get into cab and give address and ask if we was going in right direction,nope as usual.

Years ago when skateboarding was beginning,sitting in the boot with a piece of timber and towing people along smooth roads in town centre,got up to 30km at times.

Getting annoyed with bible bashers' knocking on my door during saturday sports on tv years ago,asked them to read from the book,then whilst they did that,got dads lighter and set fire to their book.

[deanohit]

Staying at a mates in Blenheim one weekend. Having a wank while he was at work, when someone starts knocking loudly on the door. Put a towel round my waist an answered the door, fricken bible bashers, it's pretty obvious I've been sinning. So before they go through the whole lot, I shake their hands with my slimy hand and introduce myself, tell them I'm busy now, come back later, shut the door.

They never showed up again.

[TRAINING WHEELS]

Once again having a private mastie on a saturday morning, and you are so close there's a knock at the bedroom window!

"Are you awake!?" - yells mum

This isn't fair :no:

HAHA You have a bad run with that dont you??? :Oops::Oops: Oh well one day i guess you will achieve your target :first: but keep trying :innocent: