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Her_C4
25th August 2007, 17:53
Ok finally!! :calm:

Here are a couple of pic’s of my birthday present to myself (in Flames’ terms – my sexy new toyboy!) :2thumbsup:cool: :not:

Now excuse me while I go and sit on it just ONE more time… :love::love:

007XX
25th August 2007, 17:57
Ok finally!! :calm:

Here are a couple of pic’s of my birthday present to myself (in Flames’ terms – my sexy new toyboy!) :2thumbsup:cool: :not:

Now excuse me while I go and sit on it just ONE more time… :love::love:

OMG...That is just HORNY!!!! :drool::love:

I's so very green with envy right now:crybaby:

But very good for you her_B4, awesome choice. Make sure to post some pics of you on it soon...

duckaddict
25th August 2007, 17:58
oh baby...

scracha
25th August 2007, 18:12
Here are a couple of pic’s of my birthday present to myself (in Flames’ terms – my sexy new toyboy!) :2thumbsup:cool: :not:


But what about the cream carpet :wari:

merv
25th August 2007, 18:13
Beautiful girl!!!

ipod1098
25th August 2007, 18:28
very nice! enjoy

flame
25th August 2007, 18:34
WICKED SHIT!!!!!!:banana::clap:

That is one hell of a toyboy to have some fun with :)
Congrats chickie, im real pleased for ya, (and just a tad jealous):crybaby:

flame
25th August 2007, 18:35
But what about the cream carpet :wari:

ahhhhh......but what colour is YOUR carpet eh....hmmmm....spill them beans!!!!:msn-wink:

Toaster
25th August 2007, 18:37
Really hot ride there babe. Nice!

NZsarge
25th August 2007, 18:48
You lucky t*rt, well done,enjoy.:2thumbsup

Her_C4
25th August 2007, 20:34
But very good for you her_B4, awesome choice. Make sure to post some pics of you on it soon...

Thanx :msn-wink: and absolutely will post some more pic's


oh baby...
Oh yeah - I am soooo lucky - just even looking at details of the design (flow of lines) is keeping me pretty happy ....


But what about the cream carpet :wari: Cream? carpet?


Beautiful girl!!! Isn't it just the sexiest thing?


very nice! enjoy Oh trust me - I will!!!!! :sunny:


WICKED SHIT!!!!!!:banana:

That is one hell of a toyboy to have some fun with :) yer I reckon!!!! :love: just the thing to ride up to the track on and watch you blitz everyone on YOUR new toy.. :wari:


Really hot ride there babe. Nice! :2thumbsup


You lucky t*rt, well done,enjoy.:2thumbsup

Thanx for all your comments peeps - I am as excited as an excited thing and REALLY impatient to get this tie rod milled out a bit so that I can RIIIIIIIIDE it properly (well the riding is actually not an issue - but the periodic stops tend to get me EVERY time ....

Still - if it takes too long, it won't be the first time I have had people hold the bike up for me so I can take off and then have them catch me (and the bike!!) at the other end ...:gob:)

scracha
25th August 2007, 20:48
Cream? carpet?


Looks like it's on a white carpet in your livingroom. If I had one of them I'd keep it in my livingroom too...no...wait....I'd keep it in the bedroom.

Drum
25th August 2007, 20:50
Oh that is sweet. Happy birthday to you.

Her_C4
25th August 2007, 21:03
Looks like it's on a white carpet in your livingroom. If I had one of them I'd keep it in my livingroom too...no...wait....I'd keep it in the bedroom.

He he he - I was thinking people would be so busy looking at the stunning centre piece they wouldn't notice!! :eek5:

Yes well, there was mention of getting it up the stairs to the bedroom but I decided against it as I am going to be pretty risk averse for a wee while :sweatdrop ha ha ha

I did however have the foresight to ensure that I was insured for track days should I want to take it out :gob: :yes:

SIDENOTE: Little plug here for kiwibike insurance who have provided awesome cover with very little in the way of excess. Fantastic premiums $$ as well , outperforming all other companies that I tried :clap:

oldguy
25th August 2007, 21:04
congrats, that sure is sex on wheels, :gob::niceone::niceone::niceone:

chanceyy
25th August 2007, 21:08
very very very nice .. congrats :Punk:

ipod1098
26th August 2007, 09:13
make sure you use protection with that

Zuki Bandit
26th August 2007, 09:35
CRIKEY, that is sexy! Good on ya, :niceone:

Zuki Bandit
26th August 2007, 09:38
Oh, and by the way, I am envious as hell:cry:

Lteejay
26th August 2007, 10:58
yum yum yum yum

Sparky Bills
26th August 2007, 16:10
Congrats very much!

McJim
26th August 2007, 16:51
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm - red. 'Nuff said.

jrandom
26th August 2007, 17:01
The 1098 is the first Ducati ever that has caused me to seriously consider lying to a dealer about my financial status in order to get a test ride.

Congratulations.

:niceone:

jade
26th August 2007, 18:19
congrats, pictures dont match seeing these in the flesh, I one day hope to own one of these.

TonyB
26th August 2007, 18:40
Very very nice!

EJK
26th August 2007, 18:46
Now excuse me while I go and sit on it just ONE more time… :love::love:

I totally doubt it lol

ONE more time my ass! :lol:

Congrats :)
and WOW! nice bike! It's like ENZO FERRARI on two-wheels lol

Congrats once again :)

shafty
26th August 2007, 18:58
What can I say? Congratulations! Some pressie!!

MVnut
26th August 2007, 20:31
Seriously good prezzie there:first: :rockon:

Hitcher
26th August 2007, 20:36
So does doggie mind having to share the heater?

Her_C4
26th August 2007, 21:44
Thanks heaps for all your comments and PM's everyone - fair to say I am feeling pretty chuffed and still drooling over it and checking it out (as you do)..... :gob:


congrats, pictures dont match seeing these in the flesh, I one day hope to own one of these.

No you are absolutely right - I tried really hard to take some good pic's to show him off but they definitely are nowhere near the 'real' thing:gob:


I totally doubt it lol

ONE more time my ass! :lol:

Congrats :)
and WOW! nice bike! It's like ENZO FERRARI on two-wheels lol

Congrats once again :)

Ha ha ha - good call :sunny:


So does doggie mind having to share the heater?

Max is pretty damned cool actually - he wanders around the bikes even when they are being revved.

I used to pop him on the seat of 'Patrick' and rev it up so he would get used to the noise - later on I would pop him on the seat of the race Ducati's (748 and 749) and regardless of the bike, the vibration, the db level, he never even flinched. I think he thinks it is his bike :sunny::sunny:

Nicksta
26th August 2007, 22:59
wow... .very very pretty bike......
what a great birthday present!

07fatboy
27th August 2007, 02:23
very nice...lots of fun to be had indeed,enjoy
stay safe

slowpoke
27th August 2007, 02:32
Hmmm, so what did you have to do to reward yourself with a pressie like that?
My idea of being nice to myself usually only involves a few minutes in a private place with some dubious reading material, so I can see I'm going to have to raise my expectations somewhat.....

Joni
27th August 2007, 09:37
Its stunning Chrissie!
Congrats hun :first:

Now its time to lower the bike, heal the knee and hit the roads :yes:

Hope to see it in person soon.

Roj
27th August 2007, 09:52
Ok finally!! :calm:

Here are a couple of pic’s of my birthday present to myself (in Flames’ terms – my sexy new toyboy!) :2thumbsup:cool: :not:

Now excuse me while I go and sit on it just ONE more time… :love::love:

Good to see you have the guard dog as well:scooter:

Her_C4
27th August 2007, 10:07
wow... .very very pretty bike......
what a great birthday present!

Thanks - Yes I think so on both counts :sunny:


very nice...lots of fun to be had indeed,enjoy
stay safe

:scooter: Coming into warmer weather too - how is that for timing?


Hmmm, so what did you have to do to reward yourself with a pressie like that?
My idea of being nice to myself usually only involves a few minutes in a private place with some dubious reading material, so I can see I'm going to have to raise my expectations somewhat.....

Ha ha ha - I sooo know what you mean - but trust me I really did deserve the reward... :innocent: Gawd I had better start saving for next years pressie!!! ha ha ha - NOT!


Its stunning Chrissie!
Congrats hun :first:

Now its time to lower the bike, heal the knee and hit the roads ...

Hope to see it in person soon.

Thanks chickie :sunny: and good to see that you got it in the right order, although I must admit I was really tempted to take it out yesterday for a wee spin around the block :nono: but good sense prevailed (more like good memory - cause 'just taking it around the block' got me in a whole heap of trouble the last time I had a bike to ride - eh? :shit::gob:) ha ha ha


Good to see you have the guard dog as well:scooter:

:love: Yes but a) he thinks it is his, and b) he licks everyone instead of bites..

BIGBOSSMAN
28th August 2007, 23:03
That is a piece of 'art on wheels'! My mate Dacosmo (on this site) has one, it's simply gorgeous. And like most beautiful things, they're to be enjoyed to the full and not just looked at.
That statement can also be interpreted as a metaphor, if you know what I mean...:drool:

Sparky Bills
28th August 2007, 23:24
Sooo....:whistle:

Whens my turn?:2thumbsup

desmo dave
29th August 2007, 01:39
Nice bike.Have you thought of upgrading the gard dog.

Taine
29th August 2007, 03:34
Ok finally!! :calm:

Here are a couple of pic’s of my birthday present to myself (in Flames’ terms – my sexy new toyboy!) :2thumbsup:cool: :not:

Now excuse me while I go and sit on it just ONE more time… :love::love:

Well done I have always loved italian, the engineering, lines, the great v-twins, and the handling...:banana:
I could say the same about my toygirl but she is alittle more maleish than girlish....:woohoo:

Great pressi and happy birthday....

janno
29th August 2007, 06:07
I'm all for giving yourself exceptionally good birthday presents, especially if no one is going to get the right one . . . :msn-wink:

Well done! I'm very envious. :niceone:

Sanx
29th August 2007, 10:58
Damn. 40 posts all because some girl bought herself a fluffy white dog.

What's all the fuss about?

BIGBOSSMAN
29th August 2007, 14:00
Looks like it's on a white carpet in your livingroom. If I had one of them I'd keep it in my livingroom too...no...wait....I'd keep it in the bedroom.

White carpet? Beware of pets dogs with worms - I saw a terrier leave a 40cm streak of shite on a white shagpile carpet, little fucker raised its hind legs and pulled itself along the carpet using its front legs at a posh party in Ellerslie :sick:.
I practically prolapsed with laughter as the owner frantically tried to stop said pooch!
Oh, once again congratulations - she's a keeper!

fireball
29th August 2007, 14:32
mmm sex on wheels indeed... fancy a pillion? :drool:

EJK
29th August 2007, 14:56
mmm sex on wheels indeed... fancy a pillion? :drool:

How about a threesome? :lol:

MyGSXF
31st August 2007, 09:52
Damn.. :crybaby: all I got for my birthday a couple of weeks ago.. was undies... :argh:

ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :banana:

Jen :rockon:

Pinstripe
31st August 2007, 16:57
I had the honour of catching a rider on one of these beautys at a red on Vivian St this afternoon, was it you by any chance Her_b4? Either way congratulations, she's super groovy :niceone: Red bikes are the best :cool:

Gwinch
31st August 2007, 17:04
Sweet merciful crap, my pants!

I have a full-on chubby right now.

sinned
1st September 2007, 07:42
What is involved in lowering the bike and by how much can the seat height be dropped? Does this reduce the handling capability?

I love the look of the bike. Too aggressive for an old fella like me - enjoy.

nudemetalz
3rd September 2007, 20:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kfRPEDgg-c

Something I found. Sounds great !!!!! :clap:

surfchick
3rd September 2007, 21:49
Ok finally!! :calm:

Here are a couple of pic’s of my birthday present to myself (in Flames’ terms – my sexy new toyboy!) :2thumbsup:cool: :not:

Now excuse me while I go and sit on it just ONE more time… :love::love:


OMG my bike wants to be yours when in grows up
:hug:

OMG what does it ride like? how much more savage than the 996/998 range is it...? are some things kind of the smae or radically different..OMG

light
7th September 2007, 10:17
Now excuse me while I go and sit on it just ONE more time… :love::love:

Hot bike, but sitting on your dog is a little excessive isnt it?!?!?! :pinch:

Her_C4
7th September 2007, 12:52
he he he -

Getting 'out there' has been a wee bit of a mission unfortunately - See this thread (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1196609#post1196609) but nearly good to go. :love::sunny:

The Tazman
7th September 2007, 13:10
Very nice and happy birthday, That'll be one to remember for a long time :yes:

Hope you get even more pleasure riding it than you are at the moment looking at it. If that's the case it'll be one hell of a ride :D

A friend of mine is getting one so hope to see one in the flesh soon and maybe even touch it :laugh:

Enjoy

light
7th September 2007, 13:18
he he he -

Getting 'out there' has been a wee bit of a mission unfortunately - See this thread (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1196609#post1196609) but nearly good to go. :love::sunny:

was reading your other thread, I feel sorry for you. can't say I even thought about that problem.

Her_C4
9th September 2007, 21:43
Well, today is the first time I have been back on a bike since my accident (Easter weekend).


To say that I am impressed with my new toy would be a MAJOR understatement. :niceone::bleh::drool::drool::drool:

Just one more aftermarket part to finish the picture ...... a radar detector may well be in order....


:devil2::thud::not:

surfchick
10th September 2007, 21:05
yup almost impossible to keep under 100 - it's practically stalling at that speed in 4th ;) radar detector def. in order. mind the dudes with short haircuts with hairdryers pointed at your red bullet :Police: i realised the other day that I' couldnt' remember the last time I had mine in 6th so I clicked up two gears to it on the motorway just to see. well that didn;t last long ... need either the race track or salt flats for that...

also i didn't realise you had to go through so much to ge the height ok. they pretty small bikes with narrow waists so i thought it'd be sweet... the one i was feeling a wee bit short for was the superduke - it's the only one that feels like a driveway might get the better of me if i had to break in the middle and put the feet down...

Her_C4
10th September 2007, 21:31
Yep - I know what you mean - I was trying to slow him down going down the hill and it was like trying to rein a couple of nervous race horses that were keen to get going.... :spanking: a race track would be just the thing to use all those other gears.....

It is the 999s and more - and more .....

Fantastic.. just fantastic - sigh :2thumbsup

Yes, a lot of people that are shorter than me actually have longer legs and so don't quite understand my predicament. BUT all sorted now and now I have a decent grip on the ground. :banana:

Here is pic of my revamped boots - hope they have come out ok...:baby:

Hitcher
11th September 2007, 08:47
One of the tricks to built-up soles on boots (as Mrs H discovered) is the shaping of the instep. If it's too narrow the boot acts as a clothes-peg and can't be easily moved for shifting gear or braking. After having had hers built up (a few sparkles on them and Elton John would have been envious), she had the extension halved for riding practicality reasons. It's a great solution, however, for those with Ducks' Disease.

Joni
11th September 2007, 08:52
:lol:

Thanks hun... as you know they are needed on my side too... will get in touch with your shoe guy. :woohoo:

Finn
11th September 2007, 08:55
Size has never made motorcycling challenging for me.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=63120&d=1181189535

Joni
11th September 2007, 09:09
Seriously though Finn... how tall are you? As Her_b4 and I are both just over 5ft.... but a few inches taller can makes a huge difference on a bike, and I reckon what she has done 100% achieves that.

Finn
11th September 2007, 09:31
Seriously though Finn... how tall are you?

6ft 10 on the inside, 5ft 10 on the outside.

The perfect size for a biker.

Joni
11th September 2007, 09:34
5ft 10 on the outside.Well that makes you a giant next to me :yes: Not sure why people call you short?!

SDU
11th September 2007, 13:17
the one i was feeling a wee bit short for was the superduke - it's the only one that feels like a driveway might get the better of me if i had to break in the middle and put the feet down...

LOL - it's every drive on any bike (except a scooter maybe) that gets me.......



BUT all sorted now and now I have a decent grip on the ground. :banana:

Here is pic of my revamped boots - hope they have come out ok...:baby:

Thanks for the piccie. How comfy is it to change gear.

Sounds like you're being blasting around the track for a play ASAP:niceone:

Her_C4
11th September 2007, 14:12
LOL - it's every drive on any bike (except a scooter maybe) that gets me.......



Thanks for the piccie. How comfy is it to change gear.

Sounds like you're being blasting around the track for a play ASAP:niceone:

Actually, once the gear lever was adjusted it was very comfortable. Don't forget though that I ride with the balls of my feet on the foot pegs so I will always have to move my foot to change gear. The benefits of being to comfortably touching the ground with more than big toe (or nothing!!) on one side far outweigh any inconvenience of not being able to feel the foot peg/gear lever to any great degree . :banana:

I have been advised though of a relatively easy solution regarding the lack of sensation from such a huge wad of a sole, and that is to make a smallish circular cut in the bottom of the sole up to just short of the boot sole. The movement of this piece against the bottom of your foot will provide the necessary feedback. :2thumbsup

surfchick
12th September 2007, 18:28
you have to post back a ride report on your puppy - its 30kg or summit lighter than mine!! i'd have to jetteson half the engine to gt to the weight.... must corner like a wee AVgas powered feather...