Magpie Madness rally 07

[T.W.R]

Got the entry form for the 07 Magpie in the mail yesterday.

could be a bit of entertainment with the proposed unicycle racing :2thumbsup
(that's bike with the front end ripped off and trailing a sled if you didn't know).

there's the entry form below ;)

and it can be checked out at

www.ttag.org.nz

[scumdog]

Got mine too.

So I guess CB and I will grace the event with our presence and set a high standard for the Canterbury Rabble to follow.

Again.


I beleive the Jokers show is on again at Ashburton, can anybody confirm?

[NighthawkNZ]

Got mine too.

So I guess CB and I will grace the event with our presence and set a high standard for the Canterbury Rabble to follow.


I am most likely going to this one

[xknuts]

the correct url for full page entry form is http://www.ttag.org.nz/MAGPIE_MADNESS_RALLY.doc

[Gixxer peter]

Bugger it again clashs with the Burt Munro challenge in Invercargil.
Cant miss that one.
cant be in two places at once,or can we??

[Rashika]

Bugger it again clashs with the Burt Munro challenge in Invercargil.
Cant miss that one.
cant be in two places at once,or can we??

unfortunately the BM doesn't cater a fair few of us racers up here with both classic and F4 bikes, so as we cant race both our bikes at the event, there is no point in going down. Which is a real shame cos I really wanna race at Wyndham and Teretonga.
Altho technically we could put all the F4 bikes in F3 but the other F3 riders might get annoyed at us, so I guess the Magpie gets to put up with me for about the 6th time!
I'll be there... :Punk:

[Ghost_Bullet]

From what I have heard and been told, this one is a good'n.
Which makes it somthing I would like to do. And at the same time, I have been told the BM is a goodin as well. :yawn: choices.

But leanin toward this one, not that there are that many bends on the way, and I guess the Ashy show is on the Sunday... that could flick by for a looksy.

[xknuts]

and I guess the Ashy show is on the Sunday... that could flick by for a looksy.

Sorry Q but the JOKERS SHOW in Ashburton is on every two years. Not this year.

[rossi]

i will be making it to this one :yes:
will be the second one this year for me.
just joined one of the local motorbike clubs up here so will probly head up with some of them

[Ghost_Bullet]

Well Xnuts, it appears I did not have my eyes turned on uh! That might mean I will have to try and come up with some other excuse to go....:mellow:

[miSTa]

I'll be there and more than likely so will Mrs S....then again the rally is still one quarter of year away.....

[MyGSXF]

From what I have heard and been told, this one is a good'n

:gob: OMG.. do you KNOW WHAT they DO there, to Magpie VIRGINS????!!!??? :eek: :shifty: :whistle:

I hear it's... interesting... & gooey.. :shit:

[oldrider]

Got mine today but it was earmarked anyway.

Ghost_Bullet a magpie virgin eh, but he walks funny anyway, it might not show! :sick:

Being a Guzzi rider, the slow ride home will help with the healing process. :yes: Cheers John.

[far queue]

I'll be there Fri & Sat night as usual

[rossi]

:innocent:omg i will be a magpie virgin as well but not to worry as i will whear protection lol

[NighthawkNZ]

:innocent:omg i will be a magpie virgin as well but not to worry as i will whear protection lol

what and you admitted it... :shit:

[Ghost_Bullet]

:gob: OMG.. do you KNOW WHAT they DO there, to Magpie VIRGINS????!!!???

I hear it's... interesting... & gooey..


Got mine today but it was earmarked anyway.

Ghost_Bullet a magpie virgin eh, but he walks funny anyway, it might not show!

Being a Guzzi rider, the slow ride home will help with the healing process. :yes: Cheers John.

:Oi: I see what ya doing :Pokey: How about :Playnice:

You are being a couple of cheeky :banana:'s

I will remain :cool: calm and collected.:(
:niceone:

[Oakie]

More importantly ... when is the wet t-shirt competition? It might be fun to try to get Mrs Oakie to participate. She's ... err.... 'well qualified'.

[NighthawkNZ]

She's ... err.... 'well qualified'.

lucky you...

[oldrider]

More importantly ... when is the wet t-shirt competition? It might be fun to try to get Mrs Oakie to participate. She's ... err.... 'well qualified'.

Mrs O tried to enter one year!

They said there was no "dried arrangement" section that year!

She got the sulks! :whistle:

[Oakie]

Mrs O tried to enter one year!

They said there was no "dried arrangement" section that year!

She got the sulks! :whistle:

Damn you! I read that at work and burst out laughing. Now everyone wants to know what I was laughing at but of course I can't tell them so now I'm in trouble for not sharing. :doh:

[scumdog]

So exhibit the 'dried arrangements', it's all in fun, I never take it seriously.

I'll keep CBs 'Malleable Mamaries; to myself unless she decides otherwise!!!

[MyGSXF]

There was this one year.. it was down to these 2 wee things.. who both had wee things.. :shutup: then this short & 'a bit round' chick came out.. with HUGE boobs.. almost outta proportion size.. for her size.. :eek: next thing.. she grabs em both & gives em a squeeze.. & sprayed the crowd in MILK!!! :gob:

Fuck it was the funniest thing I ever saw!!! :lol: the boys all went wild with excitement!! :drool: of course.. she won!! :clap:

[The Lone Rider]

Maybe next time for me..

[far queue]

... next thing.. she grabs em both & gives em a squeeze.. & sprayed the crowd in MILK!!! :gob:Was that at Hororata a couple of years ago? I saw the same thing there.

[MyGSXF]

Was that at Hororata a couple of years ago? I saw the same thing there.

The one I saw was at Magpie.. it's a great party trick.. :rolleyes: so maybe it's catching on.. ;)

[NighthawkNZ]

someone mention boobies... :drool:

[scumdog]

Speaking of boobies..


Whoozall heading to the Magpie so far?
And whoozall heading up on the Friday??

[NighthawkNZ]

Speaking of boobies...

boobies.... doh

[NighthawkNZ]

Whoozall heading to the Magpie so far?
And whoozall heading up on the Friday??

me... and me... and i ride with yah after work on the friday (i finish about 3pm) unless of course you are leaving earlier

[rossi]

i will be going but not sure if i going up friday or not depends on kids etc but ya just never know might just make a weekend of it as its not to far from oamaru :clap:

[Daffyd]

Bugger! :angry2: Another two clash!

This time it's the Magpie Madness and the Burt Munro.

Looks like I'll have to give the MM a miss this time.

[miSTa]

Bugger! :angry2: Another two clash!

Both also clash with works xmas bash - hitting the wine trails. Just as well I'm uncultured, MM here we come.

[Ghost_Bullet]

Both also clash with works xmas bash - hitting the wine trails. Just as well I'm uncultured, MM here we come.

A bit early thinking about this uh Mr mr??? lol Well I think that I am going to resign myself to going to this one :( .

:Offtopic: I do think also I might lie on grass at the River one around the corner.

Damn the PP not far away either.

I wonder with this MM if I was to fit a couple of jocky wheels I could enter the tractor into the lawnmower racing??? they do grass cutting at this one uh... or am I off target and thinnkin of some other shin dig?

[NighthawkNZ]

:offtopic: I do think also I might lie on grass at the River one around the corner.


I may be thinking of doing the river one as well...

[scumdog]

I may be thinking of doing the river one as well...


The Hokitika one??

[NighthawkNZ]

The Hokitika one??

that 2??? :D

[miSTa]

A bit early thinking about this uh Mr mr??? lol Well I think that I am going to resign myself to going to this one :( .
Not really; got told today what was happening for our xmas do.


:Offtopic: I do think also I might lie on grass at the River one around the corner.
I'm keen on do it this year...


I wonder with this MM if I was to fit a couple of jocky wheels I could enter the tractor into the lawnmower racing??? they do grass cutting at this one uh... or am I off target and thinnkin of some other shin dig?
I was poking around the TTAG site today lloking at the unicycles, looks a real hoot.


I may be thinking of doing the river one as well...
Be about time we saw you up this way.

[miSTa]

The Hokitika one??
No, Little River...on the way to Akaroa.

[Ghost_Bullet]

The Hokitika one??

Oh yes and that one three... bloody hell I am gunna be a sucker for punishment tis season... might have to find a therapist

[far queue]

Whoozall heading to the Magpie so far?:wavey: Me

And whoozall heading up on the Friday??
:wavey: Me. There will be 2 or 3 others with me too, camped in our usual spot by the trees.

This time it's the Magpie Madness and the Burt Munro.They clashed last year too, it's because the plonkers organising the BM keep choosing to use the same weekend the MM has always used.


Both also clash with works xmas bash ... MM here we come.Ditto for me too. I spend all year with those at work, so I'd rather go to a rally and catch up with those I choose to be with. Oh, and there's no Wet T shirt at the work do ... thank christ, if there was, that would be another reason to stay away!


:Offtopic: I do think also I might lie on grass at the River one around the corner.:no: Not me.

[Ghost_Bullet]

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The multi quote whore strikes again uh??? :rockon:

[miSTa]

:wavey: Me

:wavey: Me.

me.

Bloody hell man the world is not about you!

[far queue]

The multi quote whore strikes again uh??? :rockon:Think Monty Python and Spanish Inquisition


Bloody hell man the world is not about you!Ahh number 1

[scumdog]

:wavey: Me

:wavey: Me. There will be 2 or 3 others with me too, camped in our usual spot by the trees.


Is that up at the north end by the shiney tin shed where we were last year?


The elite camp-KB site!!:first:

[Oakie]

So is it like 'an un-cool thing' to attend the rally but sleep off-site? Mrs Oakie's sister and her hubby live about 3 kilometres down the road from the venue and they have a large comfortable spare bed and a well stocked beer fridge.

[Rashika]

no def not... esp if you invite your mates ;)

only possible problem is that the gates are usually shut and locked at a certain time of night till the morning, to keep in/out? all the ruffians, so you have to leave your bike outside the gates if planning on a late/very early departure

[dangerous]

gezzist crist, you lot get worse the older ya get... what a load a dribble and the rallys 1/4 of a year out, spose if I cant race at Invers then I might aswell do the Magpie again... but then you lot knew that.

[Bren]

Well, maybe my wife might become a bit lonely that weekend....after all I plan to have my bike up and going by November and what better way to test her out than by going for a good ride down south....gotta get all the bugs outta the thing before Staging Post....bugger is I aint f***ed a magpie either....though i aint too keen on that Idea...

[far queue]

Is that up at the north end by the shiney tin shed where we were last year?Nope, down the south end where I was last year (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=832282&postcount=24), and the year before, and the ...

[scumdog]

So is it like 'an un-cool thing' to attend the rally but sleep off-site? Mrs Oakie's sister and her hubby live about 3 kilometres down the road from the venue and they have a large comfortable spare bed and a well stocked beer fridge.


Is that an invite to all KBers - including the Ch-ch Rabble???:wait:

[dangerous]

Is that an invite to all KBers - including the Ch-ch Rabble???:wait:

haha, emagine that... a rally of our own, anyway the big 'O' has yet to show at anything, but if ya keen to come O join in.

[Oakie]

Is that an invite to all KBers - including the Ch-ch Rabble???:wait:

Well as many as can fit in the double bed with us I guess.

[NighthawkNZ]

Well as many as can fit in the double bed with us I guess.

errr :scratch:



Calander Thingy
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/calendar.php?do=getinfo&day=2007-11-23&c=0

[98tls]

THinking of coming up earlish on sat morning,anyone keen for a jaunt up the inland rd and have lunch somewere?

[scumdog]

THinking of coming up earlish on sat morning,anyone keen for a jaunt up the inland rd and have lunch somewere?

Piss off!
You'll just bring those bikey-cop type mates that you took the pictures of a week or so back, fr'kn spoil-sports will ruin the trip.:bleh::2thumbsup

[NighthawkNZ]

Piss off!
You'll just bring those bikey-cop type mates that you took the pictures of a week or so back, fr'kn spoil-sports will ruin the trip.:bleh::2thumbsup

but... but ... butt your a.... oh never mind :scratch:




:lol:

[98tls]

Piss off!
You'll just bring those bikey-cop type mates that you took the pictures of a week or so back, fr'kn spoil-sports will ruin the trip.:bleh::2thumbsup Pretty sure they will be back in whatever city they came from by now.Never did find out what they were up to for sure.So how about Geraldine for lunch then?least that way i am assured of a big graze as once the bourbon starts flowing later chances are food wont be high on my to do list.:devil2:

[dangerous]

THinking of coming up earlish on sat morning,anyone keen for a jaunt up the inland rd and have lunch somewere?

we will most likely be comming in from geraldine direction, head that direction and meet up.

[98tls]

we will most likely be comming in from geraldine direction, head that direction and meet up. :niceone:sounds like a plan,was going to head up to winchester early,pitch tent and take off,closer to the time if you guys have an approx time for being somewhere near to Geraldine then sing out.

[scumdog]

:niceone:sounds like a plan,was going to head up to winchester early,pitch tent and take off,closer to the time if you guys have an approx time for being somewhere near to Geraldine then sing out.

Keep in contact via txt on the day eh!

[NighthawkNZ]

Keep in contact via txt on the day eh!

its confirmed Paula has the Sunday off so we can do both days on this rally :)

[98tls]

Keep in contact via txt on the day eh! yea,means i am going to find my damn phone,havent used it since the last rally which was........well ages ago:bash:Think its in the garage somewere.:eek5:

[NighthawkNZ]

yea,means i am going to find my damn phone,havent used it since the last rally which was........well ages ago:bash:Think its in the garage somewere.:eek5:

Do you waant me to ring it for you... :lol:

[scumdog]

its confirmed Paula has the Sunday off so we can do both days on this rally :)

Woo-hoo, fun for all!

I have the Sat,Sun, Mon and Tue off!!

And plan on heading off 1530 - 1600hrs on Friday so CB can get there in daylight.

[chanceyy]

yea,means i am going to find my damn phone,havent used it since the last rally which was........well ages ago:bash:Think its in the garage somewere.:eek5:

:eek: :mobile: is that the :mobile: you broke ages & ages ago .. hmmmm so its either fixed or replaced then :whistle:

[NighthawkNZ]

Woo-hoo, fun for all!

I have the Sat,Sun, Mon and Tue off!!

And plan on heading off 1530 - 1600hrs on Friday so CB can get htere in daylight.

Meet you here in Dunedin and will ride up with you...(i finish work at 1500) I also beleive we are taking our big tent (2 room can probably sleep 6 to 8) and can have our own party just about hehehe either that or park the bikes in it :shifty: ...

Is CB riding up own her own bike :D yah... go on CB yah know yah want too... :D

[NighthawkNZ]

Go our pre pay tickets today 219 dang should be quicker next year

[98tls]

Go our pre pay tickets today 219 dang should be quicker next year Never even thought of doing it,how much is it at gate?not that it matters i guess.

[NighthawkNZ]

$30.00 gate entry

[FREE2B]

Woo-hoo, fun for all!


And plan on heading off 1530 - 1600hrs on Friday so CB can get there in daylight.

[quote=NighthawkNZ;1281983]Meet you here in Dunedin and will ride up with you...(i finish work at 1500)

Im finishin early too I hope so Ill tag along too. :2thumbsup Wahoo go CB :scooter::scooter::scooter:

[Artifice]

i should be turning up at this one too. im going to take the straight road down. cant be bothered with corners this time.

[dangerous]

hows about we congress at the northern end of the camp:Punk:

[98tls]

hows about we congress at the northern end of the camp:Punk: Hey D do you mean as in hang a right and follow the racecourse barrier right round and somewere by the trees at the top end (north).

[FREE2B]

Dont go gettin all complicated on us now :confused:

[98tls]

Dont go gettin all complicated on us now :confused: Just checked out your profile pic,Awsome pooch,are they high mantainance dogs?Got a Border Collie myself.

[FREE2B]

Just checked out your profile pic,Awsome pooch,are they high mantainance dogs?Got a Border Collie myself.

Haha... sum can be eyes ears and skin stuff, gotta watch the breeding lines Golly is ok tho. Not as much goin on up top as the collie tho Id imagine :wacko:

[dangerous]

Hey D do you mean as in hang a right and follow the racecourse barrier right round and somewere by the trees at the top end (north).

yeah, jump the fence and ya into the camping ground, showers and real bogs.

[98tls]

Haha... sum can be eyes ears and skin stuff, gotta watch the breeding lines Golly is ok tho. Not as much goin on up top as the collie tho Id imagine :wacko: Yea i heard that......looks like a hard doer though.Borders have to much goin on up top for there own good,my bastage used to watch me turn off the touch lamp by the bed when i wanted to go to sleep,he would give it a few hours then turn the farkin thing on by touching it with his nose and at the same time have a tennis ball in his mouth...its like 3 in the morning and he wants to :headbang:.........:zzzz:

[98tls]

yeah, jump the fence and ya into the camping ground, showers and real bogs. Nice........thats us then.

[far queue]

its confirmed Paula has the Sunday off so we can do both days on this rally :)
...And plan on heading off 1530 - 1600hrs on Friday so CB can get there in daylight.
I'll see y'all down there Friday night then. Probably leaving here around 1630.

i should be turning up at this one too. im going to take the straight road down. cant be bothered with corners this time.I'll be heading straight down SHWY1 and back via Geraldine, Rakaia Gorge on Sunday.

[Ghost_Bullet]

Wonder what the chance of relocating the Justin Timberlake concert for the sat night to the Magpie venue??? :(

[NighthawkNZ]

Wonder what the chance of relocating the Justin Timberlake concert for the sat night to the Magpie venue??? :(

The what concert now????

[98tls]

Wonder what the chance of relocating the Justin Timberlake concert for the sat night to the Magpie venue??? :( :shit:WTF........why?This has got to be a wind up:confused:

[Ghost_Bullet]

:shit:WTF........why?This has got to be a wind up:confused:

Ha ha ha .. no no, I am very sadly and reluctantly going to auckland for the 24th, for the JT concert, instead of making tracks to this rally which I have never been to.:shutup:

[98tls]

Ha ha ha .. no no, I am very sadly and reluctantly going to auckland for the 24th, for the JT concert, instead of making tracks to this rally which I have never been to.:shutup: :angry2:and when i met you you seemed so normal.:bash::innocent:Have a good time anyway mate.

[scumdog]

Ha ha ha .. no no, I am very sadly and reluctantly going to auckland for the 24th, for the JT concert, instead of making tracks to this rally which I have never been to.:shutup:


You big pansy.... I always wondered about you.................I guess we'll cope without you!

[98tls]

You big pansy.... I always wondered about you.................I guess we'll cope without you! And dont worry.......i will have photographic evidence of the good bits.:2thumbsup

[scumdog]

Nice........thats us then.

Arghh!
Not MORE white-trash hanging around Camp KB???????? :nya:

[Ghost_Bullet]

:angry2:and when i met you you seemed so normal.:bash::innocent:Have a good time anyway mate.


Ha ha ha , and you dont know the half of it!!!! enuf said though.


And I aint no pansy scummy boy!!!! :mad: pansy boys got tassels dont they????:dodge:

[scumdog]

And I aint no pansy scummy boy!!!! :mad: pansy boys got tassels dont they????:dodge:


Hell no, ANYBODY can wear a regular leather jacket but it takes a real man to wear a tassled jacket to a bike rally..:bleh::niceone:

[98tls]

Arghh!
Not MORE white-trash hanging around Camp KB???????? :nya: :argue:My mothers name is Rana so i dont consider myself "white trash",more so the grandson of a lost soul who made a token gesture towards racial harmony.:wari:

[98tls]

Hell no, ANYBODY can wear a regular leather jacket but it takes a real man to wear a tassled jacket to a bike rally..:bleh::niceone: But then lets not forget "the mask" mind you mate i dont blame ya

[scumdog]

:argue:My mothers name is Rana so i dont consider myself "white trash",more so the grandson of a lost soul who made a token gesture towards racial harmony.:wari:

Man, hang around with KBers (especially that Canterbury Rabble) and you'll end up as 'white-trash' - even if you're as black as a Dunlop tyre!!:lol:

[98tls]

Man, hang around with KBers (especially that Canterbury Rabble) and you'll end up as 'white-trash' - even if you're as black as a Dunlop tyre!!:lol: Point taken mate,especially that ginger,remember that song with the words "then over the hill came chickens in choppers" :bash:Think "then over the hill came a ginger on a Guzzi"

[scumdog]

Think "then over the hill came a ginger on a Guzzi"

IF he gets it all glued back together!!!:whistle::lol::killingme:rofl:

[Rashika]

think hes already done it guys, so ya better watch out... :girlfight: :lol:

[Xaria]

remember that song with the words "then over the hill came chickens in choppers"

Aaargh. Now I've got to hunt out that song to put on my MP3 player..

[dangerous]

Ha ha ha .. no no, I am very sadly and reluctantly going to auckland for the 24th, for the JT concert, instead of making tracks to this rally which I have never been to.:shutup:
On behalf of the Moto Guzzi fraternity we will disown you for 1 month, you will however be excused if you are dragged along by the boss. However if so I think you should grow some balls... Timberlake??!! god thats sad your not 12 and a female... your a Guzzi rider.


IF he gets it all glued back together!!!:whistle::lol::killingme:rofl:
dont laough... im working on it.


Point taken mate,especially that ginger,remember that song with the words "then over the hill came chickens in choppers" :bash:Think "then over the hill came a ginger on a Guzzi"
WTF... were did that come from? what did I do? you will keep

[laRIKin]

What is this I see D?
Your motor is dirty.
Take it out and to bits and clean it, as it is a disgrace. :bleh: :chase:

[Ghost_Bullet]

On behalf of the Moto Guzzi fraternity we will disown you for 1 month, you will however be excused if you are dragged along by the boss. However if so I think you should grow some balls... Timberlake??!! god thats sad your not 12 and a female... your a Guzzi rider.


So so sorry, I am bringing bad shame on myself, the next thing I will be buying myself a skull mask to.:pinch:

[xknuts]

What is this I see D?
Your motor is dirty.
Take it out and to bits and clean it, as it is a disgrace. :bleh: :chase:

Did I miss something? Or is D putting the Corsa motor into a Bucket?

[miSTa]

Jeez you guys talk some shit don't ya? Just dribble, f'n dribble...:innocent:


Hell no, ANYBODY can wear a regular leather jacket but it takes a real man to wear a tassled jacket to a bike rally..:bleh::niceone:
Yes, and it also takes a extraordinary man to wear a coloured jacket. :banana:


Man, hang around with KBers (especially that Canterbury Rabble) and you'll end up as 'white-trash' - even if you're as black as a Dunlop tyre!!:lol:
You and your "Canterbury Rabble", so why is it that that for any SI event you are more than happy to associate yourself with us? Is the man full of hot air? :done:

[scumdog]

You and your "Canterbury Rabble", so why is it that that for any SI event you are more than happy to associate yourself with us? Is the man full of hot air? :done:


Just trying to raise yer standard sunshine, just trying to raise the standard.

I love a tough mission and a challenge.

But you'z guys test me a tad, still, where there's a will there's a way.......

[Daffyd]

Just trying to raise yer standard sunshine, just trying to raise the standard.

I love a tough mission and a challenge.

But you'z guys test me a tad, still, where there's a will there's a way.......

I thought it was 'Where there's a will, there's a relative'!

[miSTa]

Just trying to raise yer standard sunshine, just trying to raise the standard.

I love a tough mission and a challenge.

But you'z guys test me a tad, still, where there's a will there's a way.......

Sorry SD but I'll never bend over...:eek:

[Mongoose]

Hell no, ANYBODY can wear a regular leather jacket but it takes a real man to wear a tassled jacket to a bike rally..:bleh::niceone:


Or a wanker :yes:

[scumdog]

Or a wanker :yes:

Enough shots from the cheap seats.

On yer bike cockroach.

(If it goes:bleh:)

[Mongoose]

Enough shots from the cheap seats.

On yer bike cockroach.

(If it goes:bleh:)


Remember no Toad to look after you and CB, specially if she has a "Pink Hat day":whistle::clap:

[scumdog]

Remember no Toad to look after you and CB, specially if she has a "Pink Hat day":whistle::clap:

Yer, shame eh?

And I'll keep the pink hat hidden....:blink::crazy:

[scumdog]

CB & I have just got our MM tickets, number 260!!:woohoo::niceone:

[miSTa]

CB & I have just got our MM tickets, number 260!!:woohoo::niceone:
Bit slow old timer...2 x 188 here. :banana:

Hows the bottle of tequila coming along? Good shit?

[scumdog]

Bit slow old timer...2 x 188 here. :banana:

Hows the bottle of tequila coming along? Good shit?

Ya rally geek - always getting in early eh??

But as for the tequila? best stuff I've tasted for a loooong time, very distinctive and a fine drop (and very quick to go -only about 1/8th of the bottle left, CB and I having a fight as to WHO drunk it all so fast!).

[NighthawkNZ]

Bit slow old timer...2 x 188 here. :banana:



but your just a rally whore... and a geek... and a... Me and Xaria are 219

[miSTa]

Ya rally geek - always getting in early eh??
No point stirring someone else's porridge o slow grey one...


But as for the tequila? best stuff I've tasted for a loooong time, very distinctive and a fine drop (and very quick to go -only about 1/8th of the bottle left, CB and I having a fight as to WHO drunk it all so fast!).
What? You never thought that those who donated donated the said bottle might want to partake in the nectar at some later date, i.e. the Magpie? Suppose an 1/8 of a bottle is better than nothing...


but your just a rally whore... and a geek... and a... Me and Xaria are 219
:finger:dens....:shutup:

[NighthawkNZ]

:finger: dens....:shutup:

all good mate... all good...

[Ghost_Bullet]

:finger:dens....:shutup:

Hey is there a need for a video clip on this one????? oh damn it... I soooo want to!!!!!

[miSTa]

Hey is there a need for a video clip on this one????? oh damn it... I soooo want to!!!!!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......

[Ghost_Bullet]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......

OK, that sounds like a desperate no.... :devil2:

[NighthawkNZ]

OK, that sounds like a desperate no.... :devil2:

and the problem is?

[miSTa]

OK, that sounds like a desperate no.... :devil2:
Personally, I blame NightHawk, Such a bad bad influence that boy.



and yes there is a element of desperation there.... :lol:

[NighthawkNZ]

Personally, I blame NightHawk, Such a bad bad influence that boy.


:Oi: ummmm actually I can't argue with that :)

[Ghost_Bullet]

:yes::dodge::sweatdrop:clap:;) And I am not even goin to this MM gig... I am going to step away now... :rockon: and think of me lovin the Timberlake man struttin his stuff..

[miSTa]

think of me lovin the Timberlake man
:shit: :sick: awww man... thats an image I don't need...:mad:


:bleh:

[Ghost_Bullet]

i tell ya what... If i get any pictures, I will post them here to show what ya missed going to this thing:stupid:

[NighthawkNZ]

:rockon: and think of me lovin the Timberlake man struttin his stuff..

And you said this out aloud.... :sick:

[scumdog]

:yes::dodge::sweatdrop:clap:;) And I am not even goin to this MM gig... I am going to step away now... :rockon: and think of me lovin the Timberlake man struttin his stuff..

Huh, that's alright for YOU!

WE'VE got Mr Sensible struttin (staggering) his stuff to look forwards to:crazy::blink:

[miSTa]

WE'VE got Mr Sensible struttin his stuff to look forward to
With good reason too! :bleh:

[idb]

With good reason too! :bleh:

No reason's good enough for that sight!!!

[scumdog]

With good reason too! :bleh:

Yup, seeing you strut saves the cost of an emetic any day!!:sick::lol::nya:

[miSTa]

You heartless buggers :crybaby:at least I still look good no matter what you guys say :yes: :drool:

[scumdog]

You heartless buggers :crybaby:at least I still look good no matter what you guys say :yes: :drool:

Well YOU started it!!:bash:



And have you got one of them lying mirrors or something sunshine?

Cos I've got some sad news for you...

[Ghost_Bullet]

You heartless buggers :crybaby:at least I still look good no matter what you guys say :yes: :drool:

Oh yeeess.... What coour did you say ya jacket was???:buggerd: "Ghey and Red"???
Dont you mind either, Mrs Bullets just yelled at me to pick me pulsing heart up off the floor and clean up the mess!!! HEARTS "Over-rated":banana:

[miSTa]

Cos I've got some sad news for you...
You're coming to the Magpie? Where's the tongue in cheek smilie....

Ok serious now, so are you and CB coming up for the Friday night? NH, you and Xaria are too, aren't you and some otehr southerners? Kind of tempted to shoot down there on the Friday after work...

[NighthawkNZ]

Ok serious now, so are you and CB coming up for the Friday night? NH, you and Xaria are too, aren't you and some otehr southerners? Kind of tempted to shoot down there on the Friday after work...

As far as I know, its SD, CB, Xaria, Free2b, NH, on Friday and possibliy Phaedrus, but one never knows with Tim he just turns up or he doesn't ;)

[FREE2B]

Yep Ill be with the Friday bunch :Punk:then we could do a ride on Saturday...(least there wont be any fruit stops at this time of year) :scooter::scooter::nono:

[far queue]

As far as I know, its SD, CB, Xaria, Free2b, NH, on Friday and possibliy Phaedrus, but one never knows with Tim he just turns up or he doesn't ;)I'll be there Friday night too :drinkup:

[idb]

As far as I know, its SD, CB, Xaria, Free2b, NH, on Friday and possibliy Phaedrus, but one never knows with Tim he just turns up or he doesn't ;)

Woodybee too I understand.

[scumdog]

So ya going to make the effort them ya old grey bugger??

Or do you need even MORE salubrious company to make it worth your while???:rolleyes:

And oh, that tequila is going to have to be spread rather thinly if all the attending rabble require a tipple....

[NighthawkNZ]

Woodybee too I understand.

Is she going to meet up and ride with us... or do we just meet up with her at the site as per normal.... ;)

Are you showing up for this one?

[idb]

Is she going to meet up and ride with us... or do we just meet up with her at the site as per normal.... ;)

Are you showing up for this one?

I think she's just intending to ride up by herself, but get in touch and see if she wants to catch up.
I'll be there on Saturday...only my second rally this year I think since Glenorchy.

[miSTa]

Yep Ill be with the Friday bunch :Punk:then we could do a ride on Saturday...(least there wont be any fruit stops at this time of year) :scooter::scooter::nono:
What was wrong with our stop at the Vincent? Just cause some can't listen to instructions and don't pay attention to what's going on :whistle: :lol:


I'll be there Friday night too :drinkup:
Sounds like trouble...again...


So ya going to make the effort them ya old grey bugger??

Or do you need even MORE salubrious company to make it worth your while???:rolleyes:
With such charm, tact and diplomacy it would be rude not to be there. Anyway, who you calling old, ya grey old bugger?


And oh, that tequila is going to have to be spread rather thinly if all the attending rabble require a tipple....
Well you should not have drunk it all then! :argh:

[woodybee]

Woodybe is raring to go and bringing the port, friday afternoon onwards, and will have a new rear tyre on as well yee har, love it when you get all the bills together eh!!!!, so am well looking froward to downing a few beersand catching up with the crew......see you there:2thumbsup Hugs and stuff x

[FREE2B]

What was wrong with our stop at the Vincent? Just cause some can't listen to instructions and don't pay attention to what's going on :whistle: :lol:


Sounds like trouble...again...


With such charm, tact and diplomacy it would be rude not to be there. Anyway, who you calling old, ya grey old bugger?


Well you should not have drunk it all then! :argh:

Hope ya not bringin those grumpy pills with ya :eek: :bleh: more tequila soundz lika much better idea :niceone: whose bingin the lime???

[NighthawkNZ]

Hope ya not bringin those grumpy pills with ya :eek: :bleh: more tequila soundz lika much better idea :niceone: whose bingin the lime???

Bring it on... bring it on... oh wait tequila :sick:

[scumdog]

Woodybe is raring to go and bringing the port, friday afternoon onwards, and will have a new rear tyre on as well yee har, love it when you get all the bills together eh!!!!, so am well looking froward to downing a few beersand catching up with the crew......see you there:2thumbsup Hugs and stuff x

"all the bills" - wotcha mean 'all the bills'??
You mean there's going to be more than just you and I there that are 'bills'?

I know xxx and yyy and zzz (and other bills) will be there but they ain't KBers.

Ah well, see you there chook!

[Jerms]

Do you KB folk have a banner or specific area where you pitch base for the Rally?

Any problems with a noobie joining the KB crowd...? :baby:

[NighthawkNZ]

Do you KB folk have a banner or specific area where you pitch base for the Rally?

Any problems with a noobie joining the KB crowd...? :baby:

Just look for the guys wearing black... ;)

[scumdog]

Do you KB folk have a banner or specific area where you pitch base for the Rally?

Any problems with a noobie joining the KB crowd...? :baby:

Traditional KB greeting: Fuck off wanker.

But hey, should you get to Winchester we're at the north end of the show arena - near the corrugated-iron shed.

And you may not want to associate with us - it won't do your social standing any good.:crazy:

[NighthawkNZ]

And you may not want to associate with us - it won't do your social standing any good.:crazy:

Other than that hes also welcome to join in on the disorgised cluster f##@ KB Day ride as well... :D

[Jerms]

I'm headed to a biker rally...how can my social standing drop any lower?

Oh, yeah, KB...sorry silly question! :dodge: :chase:

[miSTa]

Hope ya not bringin those grumpy pills with ya :eek: :bleh: more tequila soundz lika much better idea :niceone: whose bingin the lime???
Grumpy pills are good - they fight the effects of alcohol :apint:


Bring it on... bring it on... oh wait tequila :sick:
Ya big softcock :Pokey:


And you may not want to associate with us - it won't do your social standing any good.:crazy:
I reckon! I used to be a fine upstanding member of the community...

[scumdog]

I reckon! I used to be a fine upstanding member of the community...

Like hell!
WE use to be fine upstanding members of society - then YOU came along and dragged us down with your non-stop drunken uncoherent antisocial shenanigans..:pinch:.:bleh:

And thats just when you're on KB!!:clap::killingme:rofl::dodge:

[The Lone Rider]

Traditional KB greeting: Fuck off wanker.



It's like the traditional KB biker wave :2thumbsup

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1233251&postcount=183

[scumdog]

It's like the traditional KB biker wave :2thumbsup

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showpost.php?p=1233251&postcount=183

Ya gonna be there? (with a big box of spare 'lectricity:laugh:)

[The Lone Rider]

Ya gonna be there? (with a big box of spare 'lectricity:laugh:)

Yeap, jerms and i are partners in crime (and crime only!).

Might even get a few others CK tagging along.

Bike is going good now, no electrical problems! But I'll bring a spare mobile phone battery just in case I have to phone work and tell them I'm gonna be late monday due to pushing my bike home.

[miSTa]

Like hell!
WE use to be fine upstanding members of society - then YOU came along and dragged us down with your non-stop drunken uncoherent antisocial shenanigans..:pinch:.:bleh:

And thats just when you're on KB!!:clap::killingme:rofl::dodge:

:rofl:Witty, very witty. Anyway, if that's not the pot calling the kettle black...:finger:

[woodybee]

Just look for the guys wearing black... ;)and also those gay dudes mentioning no names (Mr. Sensible and IDB who have the pansy red gay boy jackets), you think someone would have gone shopping with them and given advice eh?

Intend to have a big one on Friday night, (Like Nelson) as I cant cope with riding home with a hangover, fuck, thats got to be one of the worst feelings in the world.........almost like waking up with someone you know you shouldnt have gone to bed and shagged rotten......actually I haven't done that for some time now............:whistle:

Oh yeah, by bills, Scumdog, what I meant was my car and tex the trummpy needed wofs and regos at the same time.......paid for my citizenship request.....ha ha will soon be one of you, if they approve the application!!!:eek: Then to cap it all half of one of my teeth decided to break off :shit:

All in All October and November can kiss my arse.......

Right then bedtime for me now:zzzz:

See you all on the site.......I'll probably have had too many beers by the time you guys arrive.........:woohoo:

Cheerio:sunny::ride::drinkup:

[FlyingDutchMan]

I was thinking of not going since I can't do sat night, but since a bunch of yas are going for the friday night, I'll pop down then and join the fun. It'll be my first rally in ages... :apint: :woohoo:

[scumdog]

May be there on the Sporty - ferkn T-Sports drive belt has got a nick right on the edge - and the HD dealer mechanics are flat-out this week.

Too many people wanting stuff done in time for the rallies..:crazy::whistle:

[far queue]

.......paid for my citizenship request.....ha ha will soon be one of you, if they approve the application!!!:eek: Awww christ, where do we go to put in an objection?


- and the HD dealer mechanics are flat-out this week.

Too many people wanting stuff done in time for the crops..:crazy::whistle:The farmers all wanting their tractors fixed aye? :dodge:

It's looking like I'm probably not going to be able to make this one now :crybaby:

[dangerous]

Chch riders...hows this sound?
9am Saturday 24th, Yaldhurst pub car park

route will be to Darfield-Coalgate-Glentunnel-Mayfield-geraldine-Winchester

[idb]

I'll probably head away around mid-day and shoot down the Waitaki and up through Waimate (the Mackenzie Country hurts my bottom).
So I suppose I'll catch up with everyone around 5pm.

Hey...I've got a great idea, how about we come up with a KB wave so that we can recognise each other on the road?

[FREE2B]

OK for all you southerners headin north this weekend on Friday hows this soundin....scummy and CB seem to be leavin the Riviera of the South bout 4 so how bout a meet spot of the old Northern Oaks autodrome ..corner oneway North and Dundas at 5pm ??? :niceone: :grouphug: :scooter:

[xknuts]

Now known as "Couplands Bakery" I believe!

[scumdog]

OK for all you southerners headin north this weekend on Friday hows this soundin....scummy and CB seem to be leavin the Riviera of the South bout 4 so how bout a meet spot of the old Northern Oaks autodrome ..corner oneway North and Dundas at 5pm ??? :niceone: :grouphug: :scooter:



Well...we may be even earlier - like leaving Riviera of the South at 2:30ish as we (hopefully!) will head up on CBs Sporty to pick up the T-Sport (hopefully) fitted with a new drive-belt...watch this space for any plan alterations!!!:wacko::crazy::scratch:

[NighthawkNZ]

L
Well...we may be even earlier - like leaving Riviera of the South at 2:30ish as we (hopefully!) will head up on CBs Sporty to pick up the T-Sport (hopefully) fitted with a new drive-belt...watch this space for any plan alterations!!!:wacko::crazy::scratch:

Let us know there be a bit of a group that are most likely going up... and will be waiting on you ;)

[woodybee]

9am Saturday 24th, Yaldhurst pub car park
This is early but "Bah Humbug" my work are not letting me have the Saturday morning off, :mad:so riding down on the Saturday after work 1230, so see you guys are the rally:argh::angry2:

[NighthawkNZ]

OK for all you southerners headin north this weekend on Friday hows this soundin....scummy and CB seem to be leavin the Riviera of the South bout 4 so how bout a meet spot of the old Northern Oaks autodrome ..corner oneway North and Dundas at 5pm ??? :niceone: :grouphug: :scooter:


Now known as "Couplands Bakery" I believe!

Soundz like a good meeting spot and a plan be starting to form mes a think.


Well...we may be even earlier - like leaving Riviera of the South at 2:30ish as we (hopefully!) will head up on CBs Sporty to pick up the T-Sport (hopefully) fitted with a new drive-belt...watch this space for any plan alterations!!!

Well I finish work at 3:00 and need a bit time to get home change and load bike... and at least think about a coffee :D

[FREE2B]

soundz all good I got all day ... can always get a good coffee in Palmy :msn-wink:

[idb]

Don't you people ever work?
No wonder I can feel the weight of the NZ economy bearing down on my frail shoulders from having to take up the slack from you lot!!!

[miSTa]

It's looking like I'm probably not going to be able to make this one now :crybaby:
Bugger, what's up?



Chch riders...hows this sound?
9am Saturday 24th, Yaldhurst pub car park

route will be to Darfield-Coalgate-Glentunnel-Mayfield-geraldine-Winchester
Been trying to decide all week whether to shoot down on Friday night or Saturday morning, decisions, decisions :confused: so Saturday it is. I take that 9:00am departure time D?

[Ghost_Bullet]

The weather has been rocking the past few days... looking forward to seeig the picturegraphic evidence of this gig. Enjoy ya selves (no doubt)
And I will :crybaby: "Cry me a River" up yonder at the Vecta Arena :jerry:

[NighthawkNZ]

Been trying to decide all week whether to shoot down on Friday night or Saturday morning, decisions, decisions :confused: so Saturday it is. I take that 9:00am departure time D?

See you saturday morning then... if I up outta bed...

[miSTa]

Enjoy ya selves (no doubt)
Ha, that is not in dougbt! :banana:


See you saturday morning then... if I up outta bed...
We won't be there till just after lunch, so make that see you Saturday afternoon. :apint:

[NighthawkNZ]

We won't be there till just after lunch, so make that see you Saturday afternoon. :apint:

Well I may be making a run up to Ashburton... so see you Saturday evening ish :D

[98tls]

See you all saturday sometime,have a good un on Friday.:msn-wink:

[dangerous]

I take that 9:00am departure time D?

ohh there abouts, Im guessing we will be running late so heres to being mobile by... 9;15

[98tls]

Anyone keen on buggering off somewhere early saturday afternoon for a feed etc?

[scumdog]

Anyone keen on buggering off somewhere early saturday afternoon for a feed etc?

Cb and I had thought of a leisurely pootle to Geraldine for refreshments so I suppose we could describe that as 'buggering off somewhere for a feed'!

[98tls]

Cb and I had thought of a leisurely pootle to Geraldine for refreshments so I suppose we could describe that as 'buggering off somewhere for a feed'! :2thumbsupSounds good,a couple of blokes i work with have decided to come up as well so if all goes to plan we will be there no later than one,hang about for us eh,dont know if they will want to go but i am in for sure.

[dangerous]

Anyone keen on buggering off somewhere early saturday afternoon for a feed etc?

Hope to be on site by early arvo, parked up and drinking, feed will be rally style.

Now in case I have missed something, are you ariving Friday? if so then head through to Geraldine and meet us lot, we will be having lunch at the pub with the green lawn mid main street by 12pm.

[98tls]

Hope to be on site by early arvo, parked up and drinking, feed will be rally style.

Now in case I have missed something, are you ariving Friday? if so then head through to Geraldine and meet us lot, we will be having lunch at the pub with the green lawn mid main street by 12pm. Saturday for me,will try and get these other 2 to leave earlier and hopefully see you guys in Geraldine then.

[FREE2B]

Don't you people ever work?
No wonder I can feel the weight of the NZ economy bearing down on my frail shoulders from having to take up the slack from you lot!!!

As they say ... no rest for the wicked :devil2:

[scumdog]

Hope to be on site by early arvo, parked up and drinking, feed will be rally style.

Now in case I have missed something, are you ariving Friday? if so then head through to Geraldine and meet us lot, we will be having lunch at the pub with the green lawn mid main street by 12pm.


Sounds like a most ex-el-ant plan Mr D. - we'll try and meet yez there!

[NighthawkNZ]

Sounds like a most ex-el-ant plan Mr D. - we'll try and meet yez there!

So Tom what time are you leaving Balclutha? is it 2:30 or 4:00?

[laRIKin]

Well we can not make it either as we have to be somewhere else.

So if you Southerner's see a Silver Mitzy 4X4 and 3 dogs with our Guzzi's on the trailer give us a wave.
Or you may see us heading home late on Sunday.

Have a safe and good trip and a great night, we will.

[idb]

As they say ... no rest for the wicked :devil2:

Isn't there some expression with the words "...nice people..." in it that would be more appropriate?

[FREE2B]

Well we can not make it either as we have to be somewhere else.

So if you Southerner's see a Silver Mitzy 4X4 and 3 dogs with our Guzzi's on the trailer give us a wave.
Or you may see us heading home late on Sunday.


Darn...Have a good weekend anyway, will keep an eye out... guess we will c you in a coupla weeks then

[NighthawkNZ]

Well we can not make it either as we have to be somewhere else.

So if you Southerner's see a Silver Mitzy 4X4 and 3 dogs with our Guzzi's on the trailer give us a wave.
Or you may see us heading home late on Sunday.

Have a save and good trip and a great night, we will.

bugger... You guys are comin to the Kb Rally huh? oh give yah puppies a pat and rub from me :D

[dangerous]

So if you Southerner's see a Silver Mitzy 4X4 and 3 dogs with our Guzzi's on the trailer give us a wave.
want to explain that one a bit beter?

[laRIKin]

Darn...Have a good weekend anyway, will keep an eye out... guess we will c you in a coupla weeks then

Will do as it will be good practise for the big block.
:brick:

bugger... You guys are comin to the Kb Rally huh? oh give yah puppies a pat and rub from me :D

SDU is working and I'm going to ride to the West Coast real early Saturday to meet up with the Southern Crew there.
Ride to the camp site with them, stay awhile and ride home, I think.

And I will pat the little turners (they turn good food in to shit) for you.
And turning grass in to mud or dust.
And every thing else they just chew.

We do love them really, but sometimes.:eek::(:mad::crybaby::brick:

[scumdog]

So Tom what time are you leaving Balclutha? is it 2:30 or 4:00?

Wellll,..if nobody gets killed/crashes/fights/steals too much I'll be set to go at 2:30..just have to wait for CB to get home but she's making 'home before 2:00" noises so looking good.:clap::2thumbsup
First stop will be M&V to see if the T-Sport is sorted - if not? - plan B!!:yes:

[NighthawkNZ]

Wellll,..if nobody gets killed/crashes/fights/steals too much I'll be set to go at 2:30..just have to wait for CB to get home but she's making 'home before 2:00" noises so looking good.:clap::2thumbsup
First stop will be M&V to see if the T-Sport is sorted - if not? - plan B!!:yes:

Cool... if not plan be on the sporty and stopping every 100 metres for fuel :lol:

[FREE2B]

WAHOO:woohoo:... will take the gollywog to puppy prison earlier than the arranged 3pm then and be good to go :scooter::scooter::scooter:

[scumdog]

Cool... if not plan be on the sporty and stopping every 100 metres for fuel :lol:

Meh, even two-up I'd only need a stop at Oamaru (just to be the safe side) after leaving Dunners - but I think CB would like a rest-stop (tea?) at Timaru too.

Still a tad sore after cushioning the fall of the Sporty...

[miSTa]

Cool... if not plan be on the sporty and stopping every 100 metres for fuel :lol:
I'd smack him one for that SD, cheeky young whipper snappers! :nono:

[scumdog]

I'd smack him one for that SD, cheeky young whipper snappers! :nono:

Quite right Mr S. - luckily for him I've got more mellow as I got older!!:msn-wink:

[NighthawkNZ]

Quite right Mr S. - luckily for him I've got more mellow as I got older!!:msn-wink:

Its more likely you just know I right ;)

[miSTa]

Quite right Mr S. - luckily for him I've got more mellow as I got older!!:msn-wink:
Just keep on telling yourself that...


Its more likely you just know I right ;)
Getting a bit cocky now aren't we?

[scumdog]

Getting a bit cocky now aren't we?

Amazing how being 80km away from potential danger will do that to a man!:shifty::msn-wink:

[NighthawkNZ]

Amazing how being 80km away from potential danger will do that to a man!:shifty::msn-wink:

:shit: Damn it I thought it is further, but the GPS says from my place to yours is only 77km... The sporty probably had a bigger range than my old XJ special :doh:

Anyway hope you get your other ride the T-Sport fixed and back on the road for the ride up :D

[far queue]

Bugger, what's up?Fractured ribs. Buggered if I'm going to try and sleep on the ground.

Have a great weekend all, I wish I was coming too. See ya'll at the staging post.

[dangerous]

WAHOO:woohoo:... will take the gollywog

HEY... you cant say that word anymore F2B, its cultraly insencitive or some shit... the things todays sprogs miss out on aye :scooter:

[NighthawkNZ]

WAHOO:woohoo:... will take the gollywog to puppy prison earlier than the arranged 3pm then and be good to go :scooter::scooter::scooter:

Xaria and I should be good to go around 3:30 - 3:45ish :woohoo:

[miSTa]

Fractured ribs. Buggered if I'm going to try and sleep on the ground.

Have a great weekend all, I wish I was coming too. See ya'll at the staging post.

Sleep standing up :spudwhat: then again sleep is overrated.

[dangerous]

Chch riders...hows this sound?
9am Saturday 24th, Yaldhurst pub car park

route will be to Darfield-Coalgate-Glentunnel-Mayfield-geraldine-Winchester

dont ya just love it when some one quotes themselves?

[SpeedyGirl]

Looking for a tent that i could borrow for the rally???? have just been given permission to head down south.....can anyone help????

[98tls]

Looking for a tent that i could borrow for the rally???? have just been given permission to head down south.....can anyone help???? I would start a seperate thread titled "help wanted urgently" or similar speedy,if you get really stuck my tents got 2 parts and if you have a sleeping bag your welcome to the other part although not a good idea as i plan on getting pissed and when i do i snore something shocking.:wacko:

[SpeedyGirl]

I would start a seperate thread titled "help wanted urgently" or similar speedy,if you get really stuck my tents got 2 parts and if you have a sleeping bag your welcome to the other part although not a good idea as i plan on getting pissed and when i do i snore something shocking.:wacko:


I plan on getting a few in as well :) I might take you up on that if i can't find one, thanks :hug:

[98tls]

I plan on getting a few in as well :) I might take you up on that if i can't find one, thanks :hug: What about the hire places?they hire out big tents but dunno about small ones,anyway i will be at camp KB at northern end of site in the afternoon and as i say if need be you can crash in the alcove thing on the side of mine if need be.

[miSTa]

Looking for a tent that i could borrow for the rally???? have just been given permission to head down south.....can anyone help????
What do you need permission for?



... i plan on getting pissed ...
Nothing out of the ordinary then?

[98tls]

What do you need permission for?



Nothing out of the ordinary then? Got a mate coming up with his home brew,we will have a sampling session mate,very nice indeed.See you at Geraldine..12 oclock.

[chanceyy]

Got a mate coming up with his home brew,we will have a sampling session mate,very nice indeed.See you at Geraldine..12 oclock.

ohhh so by 9pm you will be ummm pretty happy & forget the time then .. thats ok there may be a wee que for the phone :killingme

[miSTa]

Got a mate coming up with his home brew,we will have a sampling session mate,very nice indeed.See you at Geraldine..12 oclock.
Sounds like a fine plan long as don't get as pissed as you did last time :nono:

[98tls]

ohhh so by 9pm you will be ummm pretty happy & forget the time then .. thats ok there may be a wee que for the phone :killingme Actually girl i managed to find the damn phone and is out the garage on charge as we type.........yea will probably be bladdered by nine so give this a tinkle and i will phone you back,easier than me trying to remember were i put your number anyway...0211403265

[98tls]

Sounds like a fine plan long as don't get as pissed as you did last time :nono: Pissed is pissed,whatta you mean,if i remember rightly you were just as bad.

[miSTa]

You were too pissed to remember anything...

[chanceyy]

Actually girl i managed to find the damn phone and is out the garage on charge as we type.........yea will probably be bladdered by nine so give this a tinkle and i will phone you back,easier than me trying to remember were i put your number anyway...0211403265

just sent ya text ... will charge mine tomorrow .. have a good one mate & dunna drink my woodies or you will get a :spanking:

[98tls]

You were too pissed to remember anything... Bull shit,i remember your Mrs asking me if all kiwi males had :banana:as small as yours....

[98tls]

just sent ya text ... will charge mine tomorrow .. have a good one mate & dunna drink my woodies or you will get a :spanking: Actually i had better watch that as theres a few here,damn i just know this is going to be a late night,gotta get up early tommorow.:beer:

[chanceyy]

Actually i had better watch that as theres a few here,damn i just know this is going to be a late night,gotta get up early tommorow.:beer:

yeah ya better mate on both accounts .. if they drink my woodies there will be trouble :lol: & if ya have a late one you will miss the fun tomorrow ..

club mikey in action then huh ...

[miSTa]

Bull shit,i remember your Mrs asking me if all kiwi males had :banana:as small as yours....
Do you remember the grandmother? :whistle:

[98tls]

yeah ya better mate on both accounts .. if they drink my woodies there will be trouble :lol: & if ya have a late one you will miss the fun tomorrow ..

club mikey in action then huh ... Seems so............

[98tls]

Do you remember the grandmother? :whistle: :Oi:this is a public forum.........:devil2:she wasnt that old.

[miSTa]

:lol: See ya tomorrow mate. :beer:

[chanceyy]

Do you remember the grandmother? :whistle:


:Oi:this is a public forum.........:devil2:she wasnt that old.

hmm sounds like there could be a good story in there .. gonna share Mr S ????

go on dare ya :whistle: :nya:

[98tls]

hmm sounds like there could be a good story in there .. gonna share Mr S ????

go on dare ya :whistle: :nya: No story......straight to bed.:banana:

[chanceyy]

No story......straight to bed.:banana:

mmm dunna believe I was asking for your side of the story first .. I think Mr S version really needs to be first :nya: :devil2::Pokey:

[SpeedyGirl]

What about the hire places?they hire out big tents but dunno about small ones,anyway i will be at camp KB at northern end of site in the afternoon and as i say if need be you can crash in the alcove thing on the side of mine if need be.

Ya safe, my flatmate got one from a friend for me, so i am all ready to go :) see u all at 9am :niceone:

[miSTa]

hmm sounds like there could be a good story in there .. gonna share Mr S ????

go on dare ya :whistle: :nya:
Incriminating ones self is not a good thing to do :innocent: for now...

[scumdog]

Well CB and I got there and home OK, we had teamed up with Xaria, Nighthawk, Connor and his doris Lee? (sorry, piss-poor with name remembering!) OutbackAl Phaedrus and Free2be.

I rode up with CB and all our gear on the Sporty, picked up the T-Sport from McIvor & Veitch with new $$$$ drive-belt - got great service from them getting it fitted in time, met the above crew and after gassing-up we left Dunners.

Great ride up, fine warm weather, lots of bikes heading to the Burt Munro to wave to and no hassles, CBs first rally on a bike of her own so she cracked the whip a bit to make sure we got there before dark - I guess 7:30pm IS before dark!.:shifty:

Set up KB Camp '1' and settled in for the night, drinking and carousing until 2:39am and off to bed.

Woke up feeling not too bad, off to Temuka to fill the bikes and get a breakfast then off to Geraldine to meet the 'Canterbury Rabble' and have lunch, the usula crew turned up: Speedygirl, Dangerous, Mr&Mrs Sensible, Rashika, Suzy-Q etc etc the list goes on...

Back to the rally site and space had started to run out ( There was about 750 there on the Friday night, about the biggest turn-out yet for a Friday) so KB Camp '2' had to be assembled.

More and more KBers turned up; Oldtimer, 98TLS, Silage, idb, Woodybee, Huntaway and so on, I gues at a conservative estimate there would have been 25+ KBers present.

A certain rally virgin turned up, unsure if she's KBer or not but man, did she start her rally career witha bang! and a chunder too I believe)

I'll leave it for somebody else to chip in with more info pics etc....

[Suzi Q]

there was a good turnout at the Magpie this year. It has been 2 years since I was there and I was pleased I could make it this year. I did make the big mistake of not using the sunscreen in time and I am sufferring today. Fantastic weather, great company, shite bands but the other entertainment was interesting.

[NighthawkNZ]

Getting the itchy feet to go for a ride on the friday, my boss says bugger off around 13:45 (kewl) shot home after filling with so gas, and packed the bike, with a little bit of time to spare. Free2be, OutbackAl, and Phaedrus, turning up giving us a hurry along. We all go down to the cafe across the road from M&V and wait for Scummy and CB to arrive. As we arriver Conner and better half arrive as well. Only to find out that they had turned there coffee machine off... "Say what..." However Al buys a box of pies for $6 so we all have a pie or two each... there was even a couple still left in the box when we handed it back. While we were waiting a few showers came and went... they hardly even made the road wet, if at all.

Scumdog & CB arrive and do there thing over at M&V, get the T-Sport packed and we were on our way only to stop again for the Sporty to refuel... On our way again and a few patchie but very lite showers (hardly worth mentioning really but they were there) Straight up state Hw1, with the next stop being Oamaru for the Sporty to gas up by which time the weather was fine and no sign of rain. We were off again at our harley like leisurely pace and up to the site.

Setting up camp, me and Xaria errecting the Taj Mahal (the tent be bigger than I remembered from the last time we used that sucker... but our theory is we had the room to carry extra stuff as well as the larger tent so why not... Partyed till the wee hours of the morning around 2:30 I believe before I said "um thats it, I quit..."

Next morning being woken by some moron yelling "Morning campers.." like we hadn't heard that one before... but now that I am awake I might as well get up... but heres the gixer in the teeth... it was only fracking 6:30.

Later in the morning after a couple of galons of coffee I went off to visit a friend in Ashburton, while the others, went and did there thing meeting the ChCh rable in Geraldine for lunch. I texted Scummy to say I will try and meet them there as I shot through at a bit of a pace. Only to find out that Scummy doesn't have his phoned switched on. Camp Kb had grown and a split, 98tls, Mr & Mrs S, Silage, Dangerous and Rasika, Woodybee, Idb, SpeedyGirl and OldRider, Suzi-Q and ummm... others

Back to the site for the afternoon activities, axe and knife throwing, lawn mower racing, and uni-motorcycle drag racing. The sun was out, and became blistering (literary) and it was time for a power nap. (very handy things these power naps) waking around dinner time cooking up a some food... we did a set of rounds and we all looked for our next bikes...

Prize giving was a setup, mainly cause no Kbers won anything... since we had our late night the night before decided not to have two of them in a row and would be 11:30-12:00 when we headed back to the land of nod...

Up bright and early again and for the life of me I have no idea why... had coffee, however there was a bit of a heavy due so the tent was wet (which is no problem)... had coffee, we slowly packed up gear as the raising sun slowly dried the tent, had more coffee, moan and groaned that I was up this early, and then we releise OutbackAl had already packed up and was gone...

Finally packed up and ready to roll Scummy said first stop Oamaru for the Sporty to top up with fuel, I looked at my gas gauge and said, no problem I have a half a tank couple of km’s down the road, the another bar down on the fuel, I quickly recalculated… should be ok… a couple of km’s out of Timaru I loose another bar… Hmmm “ more calculating… distance traveled, fuel in tank, how far to go… It was possible I could make it but would most likely have been running on a smell of an oily rag, so I decided to Tell Tom that I needed fuel… the group continued on while I topped up and then caught up…

Into Oamaru where the rest fueled and we got fuel for our stomachs. We all commenting on the wind gusts.. It was decided we would go Kakanui and then Trotters which was pleasant. Coming into Waikouti (however it be spelt) following CB on her Sporty I gust of wind got under her side saddles and picked them up I credit to CB she was able to catch them before getting blown off, and then thought now what, so slowing down she then placed/dropped them so she could pull up. We all stopped and Conner and Lee were able to pick the saddles up as they were TEC at the time. I then took one of my bungie cords holding my saddles down and put on over her saddles... by which time Scumdog had noticed we were no longer behind him and did a back track... On our way again and into Palmerston, then Bushy Hill Road/Goodwill road out of Palmerston and then out through Karatine. Through the road works at the base of the Kilmog, and stopping at Waitati basically to see if anyone was going to go over mount Cargill, and if so good byes till next time as Scummy and CB will be shooting straight through. We all look ahead at the weather deciding not to and stuck to the highway on into Dunedin where we slowly parted ways …

Over all awesome weekend, could not ask for better weather… and was good catch up with old friends… will be doing this one again

[dangerous]

hey, yeah another great w/e aye, heres a bunch a pics.
1) Cb400 Turbo
2) V12 trike
3) fark I like that style
4) the sound was like a godess wispering sweet nothings
5) would you believe that this bike cost the guy $92,000.00

[dangerous]

1) kawa 750
2) mono slead drags GS
3) GN250 Mono slead
4) C50 drags
5) racing lawnmowers

[Xaria]

Had an awesome weekend - drank too much, ate too much, didn't sleep enough. Great weather, great company.

After having brunch in Temuka Saturday morning I went off to Timaru to get a new airbed from the Warehouse and then go geocaching. After my issues with finding a building that is about an acre in size, I decided to not going caching 'cos I would have no chance at finding a small container. Went back to the rally site and was just sorting things out in the tent when all the rest of the KBers came back. We then proceeded to lounge in the sun and generally do rally stuff. Phaedrus and Nighthawk were really good at the axe and knife throwing

Scenic trip on the way home, I hadn't been on that road out of Palmerston before (Goodwood I think). Wind was really picking up so kinda split up when we hit Dunedin. Already planning things to do differently for next year77811

[Suzi Q]

Here are some of my photos
uni-motorcycles
possum helmet
Triumph 68

[scumdog]

Random pics mainly the Ch-ch Rabble in Camp'2', last shot is Dangerous leading the Rabble to whence they came... :

[chanceyy]

Next time Dangerous needs to have more money on his phone


And 98 needs to tell the time better .... & call on his own phone :lol:

but it sounded like everyone was having a good time for sure ...:yes:

hmm next yr I might just have to come down for one of these gigs ...

[woodybee]

Blimey just got in bout half hor ago, and now sat here, clutching a cup of tea, whilst my hands are a shaking.

Had an awesome backy ride up there,, thanks idb.........its so good to be a pillion sometimes, and to gaze at the dramatic scenery as it blasts past, and to watch the sun get lower and watch those mountains change colour is totally amazing. wish I didnt fall asleep quite so easily on the back of a bike though..............thank fudge, I manage to stay awake when I'm on my own bike!!:zzzz:

Got to the rally late afternoon after the biggest gut buster of a blt in omarama, where that loveable ram sits............

I love the stuff that goes on during the day, sorry to have missed the axe throwing......if I had know that was on, there is an ex boyfriend of mine, that I would have gladly voluntered for a target for the axe throwing. tee hee:2thumbsup

Met up with xknuts soon as idb and myself showed up, always good to see you Chris....unpacked thye bare essentials, tent, sleeping bag, and port.............

Then partied on, I thought the band was great, and the kid that got up and tweaked the guitar strings, man has he got a bright future.:clap: then got very pissed very quickly, for some odd reason, and managed to loose a pack of 6, and somehow gifted the port to someone, must stop being generous with that stuff at a rally, so bid the night farewell, by being rugby tackled to the floor by some of my Dunedin firefighting friends.. Did a poor show of the haka in front of them, which obviously prompted this inpromptu game of rugby, frigging sore right calf now............youch, glad to be a girl and not to have to engage in that rough stuff:Playnice:

Had an awesome lie in till the tent got to what felt like 300 degrees, and burst out of there, as if a swarm of bees had gone in, decided it was a bad idea to get up that early and went back to sleep in the furnace, cooked a wicked breakfast, of noodles, bacon and beans...............:yes:

So we finally set off bout lunchtime ish, and frigging hell with a nice hangover and soaring temperatures, there were a lot of stops. Ran into a coupleof dudes, we hung out with in the Ile of Man, who were travelling back from Burt and had several hair of the dog beers, and snoozed a lot on the way home.

I got woke up by a huge truck going past, which snapped the back of my head back, and shocked the crap out of me,:eek5: stopped idb, and asked is is possible to snap your head right off? he sniggered and said it would have been another few k's before he would have noticed, the headless corpse perched behind him.....huh!

The sun on lake in cromwell danced on the river, and that is a sight which always mesmorises me........................

More or less fell off idb's bike grabbed gear and here I am.

Great to catch up with you dudes and dudess's again, and meet and greet some more new ones.

I frigging love rallies, now know staks of folk there, and always have a ball:woohoo:

So goodnight from me, and roll on the KB do in Parnassus eh..

And again ta IDB for the ride,:niceone: hope to get my tyre back on my bike this week.........:yeah:

Coi for now:wavey:

[Artifice]

well i had a good weekend down the magpie. managed to avoid a sunburn, nice of the organisers to have that free sunscreen stand there.

I must say the highlight for me was being wolf whistled at by one of the kiwi biker girls as she rode past in the dark with a friend on the back. gave me a big grin. :eek:

saw scumdog there still sporting the handlebar moustache, guess he got time off work for good behaviour.

ran into dangerous a couple of times but other than that i was a total antisocial bastard this wknd and didnt say hi to the kiwibiker fraternity :P
maybe nextime i'll wear the KB-polo and you'll trak me down.

[98tls]

Nice to catch up guys/gals really enjoyed it.Was very glad when the sun went down,drinking warm bourbon in leathers under a hot sun was taking its toll.Enjoyed helping Mr S out with his carbon problem :devil2:nice to see Mrs S smiling in the morning......told ya things would work out mate:niceone:A very big thanks you to Dangerous for sorting out the key issue with my mates Bandit in the morning,that was well weird.Did anyone get a shot of Tom walking around in his undies in the morning?

[98tls]

Fwiw i just checked out the kolourcare website and theres a few KBers had there pics taken on there bikes on the way there,check them out at www.kolourcare.co.nz

[SDU]

Phaedrus and Nighthawk were really good at the axe and knife throwing

Shit they let them loose with sharp instruments:shit:

[SDU]

Great piccies & write up peoples!
Great you all had a good time.

We did our ride from five forks to lindis yesterday, what a mission staying on the bike in that wind. The lakes were great for surfers! Seen plenty off bikes in Omarama but no KBer's that we knew to tell us any good stories. Maybe we can make it next year.

[xknuts]

Great weekend Guys n Gals. I finally met Speedygirl (on the Dance floor), it's great when she has her name plastered over her Tee shirt.
Tough work heading South into that fierce wind. The little "Hurricane" was battling against it, & I was worn out by the time I dismounted.

Does anybody have movie of the lead singer of "Bon Derriere" falling off the top of the speaker stack??

[woodybee]

Bloody hell, talk about sleeping like I had been knocked out last night!!, woke up with a dead arm which I remember leaning on my face as I drifted off to sleep and dreamt about motorbikes and rallies. God I live and breath these rallies now, whenever I hear a thumping great big motorbike hammering past and its quickens my pulse.:love:

I have always been the same ever since the age of 5 when my lovely pa used to drop me off at primary school on his lambretta, fuck wish he had kept that minter, it would have been worth a fortune now:shifty:

Anyway today went quickly but it was horrible being at work, especially hearing bikes pass through back from Burt or wherever, must have been a grumpy fucker at work, so pumped up the Rock, grabbed a 4x2 piece of timber and air guitared quite a lot today. I blame those German bikers in the IOM, who taught me and IDB the proper way to play air guitars, I cant bloody stop doing it now!.....what a crack that was:killingme

Got too pissed to canvas folk on their opinions on a farewell to summer kb piss up in Akaroa, so will post a threat pretty soon with a couple of dates on and see what the crack is.

OOOOOOOOOOOO its only 30 days till christmas:woohoo: hope Santa been listening to me and gets me something nice and :soon:

Well dudes and dudess's until the next time, :wavey::2thumbsup:ride:

[nadroj]

[QUOTE=xknuts;1313186]Great weekend Guys n Gals. I finally met Speedygirl (on the Dance floor), it's great when she has her name plastered over her Tee shirt & I was worn out by the time I dismounted. QUOTE]

???????????????

[98tls]

[QUOTE=xknuts;1313186]Great weekend Guys n Gals. I finally met Speedygirl (on the Dance floor), it's great when she has her name plastered over her Tee shirt & I was worn out by the time I dismounted. QUOTE]

??????????????? Speedy girl has huge tits....and at this stage still very buoyant i might add.:shifty: