I'm happy with the size of my penis

[SpankMe]

Can someone who works for XTRA tell them I am happy with the size of my penis. Noy is happy with the size of my penis, and I also do not need any Viagra or Cialis or whatever those russian emails are trying to sell me.

[ManDownUnder]

Come someone who works for XTRA tell them I am happy with the size of my penis. Noy is happy with the size of my penis, and I also do not need any Viagra or Cialis or whatever those russian emails are trying to sell me.

Hear hear - I am too!

[devnull]

Hear hear - I am too!

You're happy with SpankMe's penis too? :shit:

Is this really something you want to share? :laugh:

[degrom]

You're happy with SpankMe's penis too? :shit:

Is this really something you want to share? :laugh:

L O L . . .

[Her_C4]

:banana::buggerd::buggerd::killingme:killingme ha ha ha .... very good

[fireball]

careful or MDU will chase you with his new shiney knob
:eek:

[McJim]

Yeah - I hate all this pressure to have a 9" penis - I ain't folding my willy in half for nobody! :rofl:

[riffer]

Yes, I imagine it must be tough McJim - especially with it being 1/4 inch thick at full extension. ;)

I got an interesting one the other day for the Fleshlight. I had to show Gini the site.

My goodness she laughed ... and then when she stopped laughing she said "but would you use one..."

What do you say? :wacko:

[xwhatsit]

I forwarded them on to you, Spank -- I keep trying to drop hints, but I'm certainly not happy with the size of your penis.

[ManDownUnder]

Yes, I imagine it must be tough McJim - especially with it being 1/4 inch thick at full extension. ;)

I got an interesting one the other day for the Fleshlight. I had to show Gini the site.

My goodness she laughed ... and then when she stopped laughing she said "but would you use one..."

What do you say? :wacko:

"Only if you made it the best option..."

[Animal]

You're happy with SpankMe's penis too? :shit:

Is this really something you want to share? :laugh:

Farkin' brilliant! ROFLMAO x 20

[jrandom]

I got an interesting one the other day for the Fleshlight.

I bought one of those after I broke my hand.

Works a treat.

:2thumbsup

[Animal]

I got an interesting one the other day for the Fleshlight...

What the hell is that, or is it better I don't know?

[Karma]

It's a side-effect of the change-over to the YahooXtra platform, spam filter should be running as normal once it's all hooked up properly.

[jrandom]

What the hell is that, or is it better I don't know?

Oh, only The #1 Selling Male Sex Toy in the World (http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index.php?).

[ManDownUnder]

What the hell is that, or is it better I don't know?

KY's best friend.... well - 2nd best - but it's always in the mood.

[riffer]

Just out of interest Dan, what orifice did you go for?

[jrandom]

Just out of interest Dan, what orifice did you go for?

The pussy, of course. Creampies made to God's original 'white conservative' recipe.

[Fatjim]

I'm happy with mine too, but then I'm easily pleased.

[Animal]

I'm speechless.

[ManDownUnder]

I'm speechless.

You're licking it??? Each to their own I guess...

[Animal]

You're licking it??? Each to their own I guess...

I should probably read the manual then... Ah, technology.

[Big Dave]

Well - I'm not - mine keeps getting in the way.....when I'm lacing up my boots.:wari:

[Maha]

I only have to immpress two people...and thats the easy part...:eek:

[Taz]

I just forward them all on to Xtra.

[fireball]

Well - I'm not - mine keeps getting in the way.....when I'm lacing up my boots.:wari:

..poor you.

at least i can change mine to "fit the mood" range of colours and sizes never hurt anyone.....:banana:

[jrandom]

at least i can change mine to "fit the mood" range of colours

We should swap sometime.

[Ocean1]

I started adding up the benefits offered in my inbox over the last couple of weeks.

If I'd accepted all of 'em mine would now be 86.3 metres long and last for several decades longer than the rest of me. :blip:

[fireball]

We should swap sometime.

depends on where you are going to put it.... :shake:

[avgas]

my penis is far too small. I cant use it like a lightsabre.
But then again i can sit comfortably on the bike so it a win/lose situation.

[jrandom]

depends on where you are going to put it.... :shake:

We could plug them together and film it. Toyporn.

Heh.

[ManDownUnder]

I only have to immpress two people...and thats the easy part...:eek:

Lefty and Righty? What about poor Mom? She deserves some fun too ya know.

[fireball]

We could plug them together and film it. Toyporn.

Heh.

i cant work out if that would be a turn on for anyone or not...

[jrandom]

i cant work out if that would be a turn on for anyone or not...

Bound to be.

I feel a new internet business plan coming on...

[Krusti]

I went to the Doctor the other day and he said, "my word that's a big clitoris".................:crybaby:

[_Shrek_]

I just forward them all on to Xtra.

aaaaaaaaaah :scratch: so thats why there are so many big dicks @xtra :shit:

[fireball]

Bound to be.

I feel a new internet business plan coming on...

PM me and we can sort out the details.... could even make a special for KB'rs :rolleyes:

[jrandom]

PM me and we can sort out the details.... could even make a special for KB'rs :rolleyes:

Watch this space, ladies, gentlemen and deviated preverts.

[riffer]

(quietly subscribes to thread)

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Well i have a problem with them as i don't even have a penis.

[Pixie]

Yeah - I hate all this pressure to have a 9" penis - I ain't folding my willy in half for nobody! :rofl:

I know of a 12" pianist...

[Maha]

Well i have a problem with them as i don't even have a penis.

Yeah ya do.....who controlls the Busa?.....:dodge:

[fireball]

Yeah ya do.....who controlls the Busa?.....:dodge:

his balls no doubt

[ManDownUnder]

Yeah ya do.....who controlls the Busa?.....:dodge:

Nobby pete!

[avgas]

I know of a 12" pianist...
His indian name is footlong

[kevfromcoro]

His indian name is footlong

Bet he doesnt use it as rule.

[chris]

Well - I'm not - mine keeps getting in the way.....when I'm lacing up my boots.:wari:

Tall boots though...

[Skyryder]

Is this another 'Pointless Dribble' thread? :spanking:

Skyryder

[Oakie]

Funnily enough, since Telecom did their update thing last week I have not received a single offer to lengthen my penis or make it harder for longer. Perhaps the spammers have given up on me.

[Skyryder]

Funnily enough, since Telecom did their update thing last week I have not received a single offer to lengthen my penis or make it harder for longer. Perhaps the spammers have given up on me.

Ya penis is much like ya bike. It needs a bit of 'wrenching' now and again.

Skyryder

[fireliv]

Can someone who works for XTRA tell them I am happy with the size of my penis. Noy is happy with the size of my penis, and I also do not need any Viagra or Cialis or whatever those russian emails are trying to sell me.

Yes especially when I dont have a penis........ I mean what am I going to do with viagra?????

No noone needs to check either!

[Oakie]

Yes especially when I dont have a penis........ I mean what am I going to do with viagra?????

Pop one in yer fuel tank. You'll be getting that front wheel up in no time ... (whether you want to or not)

[LardEmbargo]

Yes especially when I dont have a penis........ I mean what am I going to do with viagra?????

Hey no worries. Just email them back and ask about the ladies version.

Niagara, I think they call it :)




[sorry, I'll get my coat]

[kro]

Can someone who works for XTRA tell them I am happy with the size of my penis. Noy is happy with the size of my penis, and I also do not need any Viagra or Cialis or whatever those russian emails are trying to sell me.


Mozilla Thunderbird + xtra spam control = no spam emails.

I got sick of them too Spank, so much so, I went looking for an email program that would catch the few that xtra's spam filters missed. In Xtras defence, if you check your email via their webmail service, you will notice your inbox has 300+ a day more than you see in your inbox.