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MyGSXF
1st September 2007, 21:30
:gob: My MOTHER just sent me this...


This is a story about
A Fly, a Fish, a Bear
A Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat.



There is a moral to this story......

(Maybe not the one
Most of you expect....
So, read on!)







In the dead of summer a fly was resting among leaves beside a stream.

The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular,

"Gosh...if I go down three inches I will feel the mist
From the water and I will be refreshed."

There was a fish in the water thinking,

"Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him."

There was a bear on the shore thinking,

"Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches
That fish will jump for the fly...
And I will grab the fish!!"

It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank
Of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich....

"Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches...
And that fish leaps for it...
That bear will expose himself and grab for the fish.
I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch."



Now, you probably think this is
Enough activity on one river bank,

But I can tell you there's more....







A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking,

"Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches...
And that fish jumps for that fly..
And that bear grabs for that fish..
The dumb hunter will shoot the bear
And drop his cheese sandwich."

A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought,
(as was fashionable to do on the banks of
This particular river around lunch time)

"Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches..
And that fish jumps for that fly ..
And that bear grabs for that fish
And that hunter shoots that bear..
And that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich .
Then I can have mouse for lunch."



The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he
Heads down for the cooling mist of the water.

The fish swallows the fly...


The bear grabs the fish..


The hunter shoots the bear..


The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich...


The cat jumps for the mouse..

The mouse ducks...

The cat falls into the water.. and drowns.





NOW, The Moral Of The Story....


Whenever a fly goes down three inches,


Some pussy is gonna be in serious danger. :shutup:

Bren
1st September 2007, 22:04
Ok then....well where the bloody hell was the snake?????:2guns:

MSTRS
1st September 2007, 22:52
.....
Some pussy is gonna be in serious danger. :shutup:

...or get very wet

cowpoos
1st September 2007, 23:05
...or get very wet
depends what fly?

H00dz
1st September 2007, 23:23
hehe.....not bad dont think I'll tell the wife that one.... but I dont get there are no bears in NZ are your sure it was a bear....maybe it was Griz Wyllie he looks like a bear lol

dino3310
1st September 2007, 23:24
as long as the hunter got to shoot thats all that matters

Ocean1
1st September 2007, 23:30
depends what fly?

Think that was specified dude. Leme see...


a fly goes down three inches,

Hard to see what danger there'd be from anythin lurking behind such a wee small zip though... :yawn::whistle:

MyGSXF
1st September 2007, 23:37
Hard to see what danger there'd be from anythin lurking behind such a wee small zip though... :yawn::whistle:

Haven't you heard that it's not the size that matters.. :devil2:

Bren
1st September 2007, 23:52
Haven't you heard that it's not the size that matters.. :devil2:

aint that what people who don't have a good size say????....cant say i have ever said that...

MyGSXF
1st September 2007, 23:58
aint that what people who don't have a good size say????....cant say i have ever said that...

ever heard the one about the guy who gets his girlfriends name tattooed on his peenie????

Bren
2nd September 2007, 00:09
ever heard the one about the guy who gets his girlfriends name tattooed on his peenie????

is that the "Welcome to Jamaica mon, Have a nice day" story?

MyGSXF
2nd September 2007, 00:12
is that the "Welcome to Jamaica mon, Have a nice day" story?

The very one!! :msn-wink:

Ocean1
2nd September 2007, 23:26
Haven't you heard that it's not the size that matters.. :devil2:

Matters to me.

Wee small zips can be veeerry tricky. :eek:

MyGSXF
2nd September 2007, 23:33
Matters to me.

Wee small zips can be veeerry tricky. :eek:

Why??? :shifty: you got.. big... :wait: fingers... :blip:

Ocean1
2nd September 2007, 23:37
Why??? :shifty: you got.. big... :wait: fingers... :blip:

Yup, and I like my digits... uncircumcised.