Funniest Thing I saw today

[NC]

A work mate hit himself in the nuts with a sledge hammer :killingme

:killingme


As you were :D

[Joni]

A work mate hit himself in the nuts with a sledge hammer :killingme

:killingme


As you were :D

you sick, sick puppy!!!! :msn-wink:
:killingme :killingme

[SPORK]

You have no idea! You people are bad! BAD! BBBBAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!

He deserves a Purple Heart

[Coyote]

Who the hell.....?????//

[Joni]

You have no idea! You people are bad! BAD! BBBBAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!

He deserves a Purple Heart

But ya love us anyway... huh!! :eek:

[Two Smoker]

LMAO :lol: :killingme well yep it made me laugh, but ouch :eek5:

[Coyote]

But ya love us anyway... huh!! :eek:
Im sure Madcat_ does:lol:

[NC]

:killingme It was a Kodak moment

[Coyote]

:killingme It was a Kodak moment
Get a camcorder and ask him to do it again, if it's not too much trouble for him:lol:

[SPORK]

Im sure Madcat_ does:lol:
Yep, alarumba knows (not first hand) my manly good charms, which attract the ladies like..... ummmm.... bee's to pollen! Yeah, bees to pollen!

Cheap shot Dan, cheap :D

[Joni]

Yep, alarumba knows (not first hand) my manly good charms, which attract the ladies like..... ummmm.... bee's to pollen! Yeah, bees to pollen!

Cheap shot Dan, cheap :D

not first hand huh? :buggerd:

[Deano]

A work mate hit himself in the nuts with a sledge hammer :killingme

:killingme


Easy to laugh for you - I hope you offered to rub them better ?
:doctor: :laugh:

[Blakamin]

You have no idea! You people are bad! BAD! BBBBAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!

He deserves a Purple Heart
heart? I reckon the only purple thing would be his nuts!!

[NC]

not first hand huh? :buggerd:


:killingme :not:

[Coyote]

Yep, alarumba knows (not first hand) my manly good charms, which attract the ladies like..... ummmm.... bee's to pollen! Yeah, bees to pollen!

Cheap shot Dan, cheap :D
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... ...
Manly good charms!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AH
Yeah right Nick

[NC]

Easy to laugh for you - I hope you offered to rub them better ?
:doctor: :laugh:


I was trying not to piss my pants from laughing so hard :laugh: other wise the offer might have been on the table :bleh:

[Joni]

heart? I reckon the only purple thing would be his nuts!!

Damn BK - now you got me laughing.... :lol:

[SPORK]

Nope, no homosexuality here! (Don't want another Religious Ravings)

Daniel sees all the girls flocking to me though. Poor bastard :P (Pay-back!)

Nah, his hair is phear inspiring so I'll give him that.

If anyone wants to see my awesome good looks just check my Profle, all will be revealed!

[Wenier]

a sledge hammer, does he have anything left down there now

[aff-man]

yeeeeeeeeoooooooooow gotta feel sorry for the poor bastard. How long was he down for ???

[NC]

a sledge hammer, does he have anything left down there now


Would you like cream or milk with your weetbix? :laugh:

[Joni]

Easy to laugh for you - I hope you offered to rub them better ?
:doctor: :laugh:

rub...nope ... Im sure we can come up with something more creative...

[Deano]

rub...nope ... Im sure we can come up with something more creative...


Would you like cream :laugh:

Yeah, that'll do it. :eek:

[Coyote]

Nope, no homosexuality here! (Don't want another Religious Ravings)

Daniel sees all the girls flocking to me though. Poor bastard :P (Pay-back!)

Nah, his hair is phear inspiring so I'll give him that.

If anyone wants to see my awesome good looks just check my Profle, all will be revealed!
Girls flocking to ya?:lol: Ya dremin mate

[Blakamin]

rub...nope ... Im sure we can come up with something more creative...
:blink: :eek5: :rolleyes: :whistle:

[The Pastor]

If anyone wants to see my awesome good looks just check my Profle, all will be revealed!



AHHHHHHHH my poor poor eyes that was a nasty tick. :blah:

[Joni]

:blink: :eek5: :rolleyes: :whistle:

Trust a sick sick musician like myself to understand me right now....

:2thumbsup :lol:

[SPORK]

Girls flocking to ya?:lol: Ya dremin mate
May be 'dremin', but it is fact, here look at these examples:

"After looking at Nick, I threw out all my posters, nothing will satisfy me now (short of nick)"

"Nick is sex on wheels"

"Madcat_'s avatar made me rip out my eyeballs"

[Madmax]

chased a gatecrasher at a party one time
he was to busy watching who was chasing him
he ran in to the open gate door full speed
(did not have the heart to hit him after that) :eek5:

[Coyote]

Nick, the only chick that even notices you is Sam. Thats hardly a flock or chicks running after ya is it?

[Joni]

Yeah, that'll do it. :eek:

Hey Deano, 2 girls together in this discussion.., um lets rather keep us apart in that mind of yours...
:rolleyes:
Damn I love my innocense!!!! :laugh: :o

[Blakamin]

Trust a sick sick musician like myself to understand me right now....

:2thumbsup :lol:
that'd be about right :niceone:

[SPORK]

Nick, the only chick that even notices you is Sam. Thats hardly a flock or chicks running after ya is it?
EXCUSE ME?!?!?!

You shot me but ya punks didn't finish, now you're about to feel the wrath of a menace!

Ask any number of womenfolk, I am insatiable!

[NC]

Hey Deano, 2 girls together in this discussion.., um lets rather keep us apart in that mind of yours...
:rolleyes:
Damn I love my innocense!!!! :laugh: :o

Your as innocent as me....


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Not very :lol:

[SPORK]

Your as innocent as me....


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Not very :lol:
You're not a forum whore yet, so don't act like it! :P

[Joni]

Your as innocent as me....


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Not very :lol:


As innocent as you....ummmm, ok, cool!!!!!
:bleh: :banana:

[NC]

As innocent as you....ummmm, ok, cool!!!!!
:bleh: :banana:


:killingme Hehehe

[NC]

You're not a forum whore yet, so don't act like it! :P


Heh I keep my forum whore-ness on the inside :p

[Coyote]

EXCUSE ME?!?!?!

You shot me but ya punks didn't finish, now you're about to feel the wrath of a menace!

Ask any number of womenfolk, I am insatiable!
Believe what you wish Nick

[Blakamin]

Heh I keep my forum whore-ness on the inside :p
My whore-dom is on show for all to enjoy :msn-wink:

[Joni]

My whore-dom is on show for all to enjoy :msn-wink:

such public displays....<_<
Thats why we love you BK....:lol:

[Blakamin]

such public displays....<_<
Thats why we love you BK....:lol:
gotta let it out there for all :eek:

[Skyryder]

How the hell do you hit yourself in the goolies with a sledghamer?

I got slamdunked down there going through a wire fence many years ago. As I slipped through the fence I held the lower strand down under tension with one hand, placed one leg through and my hand slipped from the wire. Beeooonnnggg, right in the sweet spot. No laughing matter I can assure you.

A sledge hammer!!!! He'll be lucky if he is not pissing blood.

Skyryder

[merv]

How the hell do you hit yourself in the goolies with a sledghamer?
Skyryder

Buggered if I know, either he's got short arms, a short sledge hammer or his goolies hang very low, or all of the above.

[NC]

No no no...hehehe

He was carrying a ladder and the sledgy. The sledgy got momentum up and twacked him in the 2 vege.

[Blakamin]

Buggered if I know, either he's got short arms, a short sledge hammer or his goolies hang very low, or all of the above.
"Do ya balls hang low, do ya swing em to and fro...."
maybe a hammer wif no handle???

[wari]

Easy to laugh for you - I hope you offered to rub them better ?
:doctor: :laugh:

I PRefer the kiss betterr option ... :yeah:

[NC]

I PRefer the kiss betterr option ... :yeah:


The mind boggles

[wari]

The mind boggles

THats treetable ... :doobey:

I KNow someone who can helpe you withat .... :spudwave:

[NC]

THats treetable ... :doobey:

I KNow someone who can helpe you withat .... :spudwave:

I get a burning sensation when I wee, know anyone that can help with that? :p

[SPORK]

Blakamin, you only got to be a whore by making posts like that!

[SPORK]

I have a cat

[SPORK]

And posts like that, and this
:blank:


:eyepoke: :banana: :stupid: :Offtopic: :cool: :Pokey: :Pokey: :Pokey:

[merv]

I get a burning sensation when I wee, know anyone that can help with that? :p

Perhaps the sledge hammer would numb the feeling.

Otherwise who gave you that affliction?

[wari]

I get a burning sensation when I wee, know anyone that can help with that? :p

NOpe ... sorry ... HAve ya tried drying it outin the :sunny: ..

WOrtha shotte .. :spudwave:

[spudchucka]

Wendy O'Williams from the Plasmatics used to have a neat trick she did with a sledgehammer on stage. :cool:

[Motu]

Oh,the PLASMATICS!!!!! weren't they just fuckin great?....no? yeah they were crap - but the tits leaping outa the boob tube was worth the wait.Destroying cars on stage...eeeeh,those were the days,young fullas today got a long way to catch up.

[Motu]

Hey,this is in the bike section,someone should post something funny they saw today about bikes...

Well,it was on saturday,I've been thinking how to put it in a post,so this will do - coming down Mt Eden rd,turning into Boston road I saw a bike at the lights,but through traffic had the green so I could take the left turn against the bike.Going around the roundabout and coming back up to park at Mt Eden MC I see the bike on the road and people helping to pick it up,then he wheeled it down to the shop.Later I was with Mike as the guy was saying what he wanted to do with the bike,seems it had been failed on brake hoses.Anyway,he just fell over at the lights,plop on his side - don't laugh,you haven't seen me ride yet! It was a beautiful CBX,black and shiny,a real jem - he had got it cause he wanted a classic to park in his shed,y'know...um,well,try ...ok? He said,oh,I may as well just leave it here then....I got the impression he didn't want to ride it anymore,seeing as he was a bit reluctant to get on Mike offered to take it around to the workshop - but that humbled him into taking it himself....I walked off at that stage,I didn't want to get involved in another display of inept riding.

It was more sad than funny,but some would of laughed...

[NC]

Hey,this is in the bike section,someone should post something funny they saw today about bikes...

Well,it was on saturday,I've been thinking how to put it in a post,so this will do - coming down Mt Eden rd,turning into Boston road I saw a bike at the lights,but through traffic had the green so I could take the left turn against the bike.Going around the roundabout and coming back up to park at Mt Eden MC I see the bike on the road and people helping to pick it up,then he wheeled it down to the shop.Later I was with Mike as the guy was saying what he wanted to do with the bike,seems it had been failed on brake hoses.Anyway,he just fell over at the lights,plop on his side - don't laugh,you haven't seen me ride yet! It was a beautiful CBX,black and shiny,a real jem - he had got it cause he wanted a classic to park in his shed,y'know...um,well,try ...ok? He said,oh,I may as well just leave it here then....I got the impression he didn't want to ride it anymore,seeing as he was a bit reluctant to get on Mike offered to take it around to the workshop - but that humbled him into taking it himself....I walked off at that stage,I didn't want to get involved in another display of inept riding.

It was more sad than funny,but some would of laughed...

Hehe no doubt Mike and Chris would have had a lil chuckle too :whistle:

[NC]

Wendy O'Williams from the Plasmatics used to have a neat trick she did with a sledgehammer on stage. :cool:


:innocent:

You only watched it for the cages getting smashed, eh?
:killingme

[vifferman]

I mentioned Wendy Orleans Williams to someone in an email recently, and they said she'd died a couple of years back. Sad that is.

[wari]

Hey,this is in the bike section,someone should post something funny they saw today about bikes...

Well,it was on saturday,I've been thinking how to put it in a post,so this will do - coming down Mt Eden rd,turning into Boston road I saw a bike at the lights,but through traffic had the green so I could take the left turn against the bike.Going around the roundabout and coming back up to park at Mt Eden MC I see the bike on the road and people helping to pick it up,then he wheeled it down to the shop.Later I was with Mike as the guy was saying what he wanted to do with the bike,seems it had been failed on brake hoses.Anyway,he just fell over at the lights,plop on his side - don't laugh,you haven't seen me ride yet! It was a beautiful CBX,black and shiny,a real jem - he had got it cause he wanted a classic to park in his shed,y'know...um,well,try ...ok? He said,oh,I may as well just leave it here then....I got the impression he didn't want to ride it anymore,seeing as he was a bit reluctant to get on Mike offered to take it around to the workshop - but that humbled him into taking it himself....I walked off at that stage,I didn't want to get involved in another display of inept riding.

It was more sad than funny,but some would of laughed...

I Wouldn't have laughed ... :thud:

FAllin overr is embarseing enough asitis ... :yes:

It's the bike I Feele sorry fir ... :yeah:

[Blakamin]

I have a cat
I dont have a cat tho.... and i post things like that coz someone might find it funny... i have also posted some useful shit... somewhere

[spudchucka]

I mentioned Wendy Orleans Williams to someone in an email recently, and they said she'd died a couple of years back. Sad that is.
Now I'm having mental images of her sledgehammering herself to death. :blah:

[riffer]

I mentioned Wendy Orleans Williams to someone in an email recently, and they said she'd died a couple of years back. Sad that is.
Yeah, she shot herself. Sad, really.

One mixed up puppy.

But she did a lot to advance the cause of sticking plasters as bras. Now there's one fashion trend I'm sad to say never took off :mellow: