Does this take Fktard Retard Male of the Year Award?

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

A male invited me out for coffee/lunch last week which I attended and was mildly shocked that he appeared quite normal, could converse in english and appeared to comprehend as well. Had displayed some manners. All the above one cannot take for granted these days and I am in no way being sarcastic here - He was relieved I smoked - I told him it wouldn't be for much longer - anyway pleasant lunch - the end result was he wanted to see me again etc. Well I take no notice of words, all bullshit when not backed up by action, however he kept txtg me over the weekend -which was a busy one for me - anyway I caught up with him by txt today and

GET THIS - I KID YOU NOT when he found out I had STOPPED SMOKING he didn't want to go out with me but he would like to meet for coffee again. I actually had to txt back and ask if he was for real - the gormless fktard even replied "yeah for real - shame ay". I'm still trying to stem the peels of laughter. Sorry was I supposed to be mortally wounded??? Please don't ever ask me why I remain single. Well it certainly provided a damned good laugh.

All I want in life is to be proven wrong about men - hell's gonna freeze over first ay.
(I do actually have some platonic intelligent male friends who give me hope from time to time)

Life is far too short to take so seriously!!!
and YES I AM A HAPPY NON SMOKER

[Str8 Jacket]

HA! Ive experienced much weirder things in the last week with men, must be something in the weather....... That or it's cause he was a ginga?

[ManDownUnder]

LOL... the dude just ruled himself out which is a good thing... a lot easier than you ruling him out although I'm really curious now... why does he want to meet for coffee?

So he explain himself in person (hopefully) and let you make some sense of it... or possibly dig a deeper hole for himself.

tres odd!

[cowboyz]

woman are tempremental creatures at the best of times. One that has just given up smoking? I dont know why you are surprised.............

[Drew]

Perhaps he was thinkin, that in order to avoid the seven year itch people seem to think is real, ( it isn't, it's a bullshit excuse thought up by weak as shit people with commitment issues), he'd have you die of lung cancer and remain with clear consience.

Or he met someone else and didn't have the spine to say.

Just to be clear, the comment about waiting for men to prove you wrong, indicates that you think you're right, and there in lies the problem:bleh:

[jrandom]

All I want in life is to be proven wrong about men...

All I want in life is to be proven wrong about women.

However, I don't think anything about women that I don't think about men. Perhaps I should rephrase that as "all I want in life is for people to be better than I expect them to be".

Fortunately, I often find that to be the case.

And, to be honest, I don't see why a smoker deciding that he or she probably shouldn't date someone who's recently quit is Fktard Retard (tm) behaviour. Quite possibly he's had some stressful times in the past surrounding smoking and the giving up thereof.

Good on him for taking the cautious option and not chasing you blindly.

[canarlee]

or perhaps he thought that BMW would turn into a typical ex smoker and forever moan about other people smoking?


*disclaimer; im not saying that BMW is like that, but a lot of ex smokers are and it can be off putting and embarrasing for a partner who is a smoker.

[Mom]

Plonker is a word that springs to mind.......LOL

Us smokers are a dying breed (pun intended) and some would say stupid. But I am at a loss to comprehend why you having given the filthy habit away would be grounds to not go out with you again, and why just for coffee? So tell us, are you going to go have a coffee with this turkey, go on you know you want to........LOL.......even if it is to listen to what he says and then come back and report it to us so we cam all enjoy the giggle!

Well done with the stopping smoking mate!

[flame]

...maybe he was just concerned that your arse would get fat:rolleyes:

[ManDownUnder]

Plonker is a word that springs to mind.......LOL

Us smokers are a dying breed (pun intended) and some would say stupid. But I am at a loss to comprehend why you having given the filthy habit away would be grounds to not go out with you again, and why just for coffee? So tell us, are you going to go have a coffee with this turkey, go on you know you want to........LOL.......even if it is to listen to what he says and then come back and report it to us so we cam all enjoy the giggle!

Well done with the stopping smoking mate!

I say go the coffee with him and bring a bunch of bikers along to give him a farewell hug (COLA... ooo COOOLLLLAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).

Just when you're both sitting down to coffe... and you're suddenly surrounded by leather clad bikers, tell him you've given up smoking but taken up something FAR more interesting.

... and ask if he's ever wondered about bondage and group sex...

[jrandom]

Y'all wanna know something odd? I don't particularly enjoy cigarettes as a matter of course. I'll partake occasionally when a nic buzz is needed to relieve the boredom, or in a social setting, but will happily go weeks without touching the grotty cancer sticks.

But the taste of freshly smoked tobacco in a woman's mouth turns me on.

:o

[kiwifruit]

Y'all wanna know something odd? I don't particularly enjoy cigarettes as a matter of course. I'll partake occasionally when a nic buzz is needed to relieve the boredom, or in a social setting, but will happily go weeks without touching the grotty cancer sticks.

But the taste of freshly smoked tobacco in a woman's mouth turns me on.

:o

you're a complex man, man

[Skyryder]

But the taste of freshly smoked tobacco in a woman's mouth turns me on.

:o

Try giving the lady some fresh stawberries. To appreciate the tast do not eat any yourself. Strawberries are one of natures natural mouth freshners.

[Edbear]

Okay, I'll go first! Congratulations on quitting smoking!:clap:

It's a tough thing to do and you can only be much better off for it! I told a client today that if she could quit for 12 months it would cut her insurance premiums by almost 60%! For her situation it means almost $800 p.a. plus the savings in the cost of the ciggies!:niceone:

[terbang]

Oh well his loss eh.. Maybe he had another reason to move on (like a wife and kids or something) and found some weak excuse in the smoking. Still pretty lame if you ask me.

[fireball]

Y'all wanna know something odd? I don't particularly enjoy cigarettes as a matter of course. I'll partake occasionally when a nic buzz is needed to relieve the boredom, or in a social setting, but will happily go weeks without touching the grotty cancer sticks.

But the taste of freshly smoked tobacco in a woman's mouth turns me on.

:o

you have issues my dear friend!

[Winston001]

Sounds like you are better off without him. Weird. I smoke occasionally but wish I didn't and will give up. I admire anyone else who does and if I was him I'd be enormously impressed.

There is just no accounting for folks. :buggerd:

[jrandom]

you have issues my dear friend!

Pfft. I'd say that being turned on by the taste of tobacco in a woman's mouth is at the very mild end when it comes to fetishes.

Just be glad I'm not discussing my sadism.

[peasea]

HA! Ive experienced much weirder things in the last week with men, must be something in the weather....... That or it's cause he was a ginga?

There was a full (albeit eclipsed) moon the other night and I firmly believe that the magnetism of such alignments has a bearing on human behaviour. Ask the cops; everyone goes nuts on nights with a full moon!

Anyway, the post asked a question.
Answer; yes.

I'm lucky; my lady doesn't smoke but I wouldn't part company with her if she did, there sre so many more important issues to address in a relationship.

One of which I intend to cement tonight. (Teehee)

(It'll look like cement on the sheets in the morning, anyway....)

[Finn]

In some cultures, references to "smoking" or not is a metaphor for fellatio. Perhaps you should text him and tell him that you're now a social smoker, but you still inhail... deep. You'll notice a slight change in his attitude.

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

I just thought it was a very amusing experience. Admittedly the guy had other issues - like when I said I don't drink - he got very defensive and proceeded to tell me for a good 10 minutes why he was not drinking for one whole month - which he'd never done in his life oh and telling me his ex wife is an alcoholic lol I'm nodding politely, Oh yes. I mean hello.

Amusing to seeing how many blab off about how someone who has just stopped smoking is "suppose to be cranky" READ - if you can at the bottom of my thread I'M A HAPPY NON SMOKER. I figure if I was going to be cranky or miserable without cigs then I wouldn't stop, however my mood is great - still have my sense of humour as above shows - crikey it's still making me laugh.

Finn - love it - I think when I actually got a word in edgeways I may have said something in reply to him like If a man's useless in bed well he's down the road lickety split - when they get to a certain age they ought to know better. Maybe he felt threatened!!!

Bottom line I ain't interested in the guy anyway - thought I'd share the humour.

[peasea]

Try giving the lady some fresh stawberries. To appreciate the tast do not eat any yourself. Strawberries are one of natures natural mouth freshners.


...and here's me thinking it was semen.....

[Lissa]

Sounds like he used the 'non- smoking' as an excuse to me. Good on ya for giving up though... I know how hard it is, still trying to myself :niceone: His loss BMW! Maybe the non- smoking guys out there are the better choice?

[Toaster]

Good on you BMW. Good laugh indeed. You have a good way of looking at it :2thumbsup

I am all for people giving up fags..... oh and smoking.

[Coyote]

I'm the perfect guy. There, you're wrong.

[Drew]

I'm the perfect guy. There, you're wrong.

You cant be, you ride a Honda, ergo, you're ghey.

[Lteejay]

woman are tempremental creatures at the best of times. One that has just given up smoking? I dont know why you are surprised.............

:rofl: sorry ladies, but thats funny

[scumdog]

Maybe he was worried you would out-live him since he still smoked??

Smoking? meh, my Scots blood cringes at the thought of that good petrol money being wasted on cigarettes...........the price of the average packet would take the average bike 80km for the same value in fuel.

[James Deuce]

Perhaps I should rephrase that as "all I want in life is for people to be better than I expect them to be".

Fortunately, I often find that to be the case.


You must be living in a disjunctive universe.

[Edbear]

Maybe he was worried you would out-live him since he still smoked??

Smoking? meh, my Scots blood cringes at the thought of that good petrol money being wasted on cigarettes...........the price of the average packet would take the average bike 80km for the same value in fuel.



80km for $10....?

[scumdog]

80km for $10....?

You buy expensive Grasshopper.....in which case make it 130km.

[Coyote]

Smoking? meh, my Scots blood cringes at the thought of that good petrol money being wasted on cigarettes...........the price of the average packet would take the average bike 80km for the same value in fuel.
I feel the same way. Must be the Scots blood

[Rosie]

80km for $10....?

Yeah, seems a bit conservative doesn't it? The 150 would get at least 100km :whistle:

[Coyote]

You cant be, you ride a Honda, ergo, you're ghey.
But at least I'm not gay like Suzuki riders

What is ghey anyway?

[Coyote]

Yeah, seems a bit conservative doesn't it? The 150 would get at least 100km :whistle:
My old 150 would get 150km on $20 :pinch:

[Rosie]

My old 150 would get 150km on $20 :pinch:

I ride like a girl :mellow:

[LilSel]

A male... -First problem... :lol:
...Please don't ever ask me why I remain single. -Men... lol

All I want in life is to be proven wrong about men - hell's gonna freeze over first ay.... -Quite possibly lol!!


Life is far too short to take so seriously!!! -exactly!!!



HA! Ive experienced much weirder things in the last week with men, must be something in the weather.......- The weather you say??

Take a date with a woman... you may be plesantly suprised!!:dodge: :clap:;)

(.... hehehehe.... I couldnt resist :))

[Edbear]

You buy expensive Grasshopper.....in which case make it 130km.



Oh, I don't smoke, never have, just noticed yesterday when the lady beside me at the Supermarket bought smokes and I thought, "What an expensive way to die...?"

[RantyDave]

He was relieved I smoked ...

GET THIS - I KID YOU NOT when he found out I had STOPPED SMOKING he didn't want to go out with me
Well, maybe he wants to go out with a smoker.

Y'know, the whole smoking thing is pretty gross. That's why you're quitting, right? And you'll find out at some point that being a non-smoker kissing someone who smokes is between interesting and disgusting depending on what mood you're in, how recently they last had a cancer stick etc etc. So, he knows how it will go - after a while you'll start ragging on him to give up, he won't want to, and it all goes to custard. You don't want this, he doesn't want this and he's just being honest about the whole thing.

I'd be pretty happy about it if I were you. Besides, a guy who values honesty and long term peace and quiet? Nahhh, must be a spy.

Dave

[Blondini]

But at least I'm not gay like Suzuki riders
Pardon? Come a little nearer :spanking::Oi:.

[Coyote]

Pardon? Come a little nearer :spanking::Oi:.
Disclaimer: I have no real prejudices with anyone, just I was talking down to his level

I currently have 2 suzuki's in my garage anyway :p

[Goblin]

after a while you'll start ragging on him to give up, he won't want to, and it all goes to custard.
Yup! Been there, done that...ragged on that is.:oi-grr: I dont like custard anymore.:no:

[007XX]

Yeah, I'm a biot divided on this one really...

On the one hand, I think the guy may have been just a moronic prat with a possible second agenda, and not wanting to fess up to an ulterior motive...

On the other, he could just have been honnest about what for him would be considered a Deal Breaker...

ie: my hubby never went out with smokers as a rule...the fact that he made an exception for me is incredibly flattering, but also is a lot to live up to, as I have now been trying (read struggling) to give up for the whole 5 years of our relationship...

Thank god we're worth it as a couple :2thumbsup

[The Stranger]

Oh, I don't smoke, never have, just noticed yesterday when the lady beside me at the Supermarket bought smokes and I thought, "What an expensive way to die...?"


And motorcycles aren't?

[Paul in NZ]

Take a date with a woman... you may be plesantly suprised!!:dodge: :clap:;)

(.... hehehehe.... I couldnt resist :))

Yeah - I have to admit - dating women (one in particular) has always worked for me...

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Well, maybe he wants to go out with a smoker.

Y'know, the whole smoking thing is pretty gross. That's why you're quitting, right? And you'll find out at some point that being a non-smoker kissing someone who smokes is between interesting and disgusting depending on what mood you're in, how recently they last had a cancer stick etc etc. So, he knows how it will go - after a while you'll start ragging on him to give up, he won't want to, and it all goes to custard. You don't want this, he doesn't want this and he's just being honest about the whole thing.

I'd be pretty happy about it if I were you. Besides, a guy who values honesty and long term peace and quiet? Nahhh, must be a spy.

Dave
I love finding out from other people how I'm going to act and what I'm going to say when they know absolutely jack shit.

I was told the other day by an insane male that I was having an affair with a married man - well this was news to me - now you would think I would know wouldn't you. So called male friend (I never fkd him)(I have nothing to do with him now) had been stalking me and I caught him out. I asked him who I was spose to be fkg - of course he couldn't tell me. Jesus if I have the name I sure as hell would want to be playin the game.

I have now hopefully got rid of all the retarded males in my life. Got rid of the dross and kept the gold ones.

Happy scenario building - I don't have time for that shit - too busy living life - HAPPILY too.

[LilSel]

Yeah - I have to admit - dating women (one in particular) has always worked for me...

:laugh::niceone: Thats the one!!

[jrandom]

too busy living life - HAPPILY too.

So I hear!

You might want to try interviewing with amateur journalists who can spell and grammatise, though.

Still, you sound fascinating...

:D

A candid interview with Bloody Mad Woman

A chilly breeze and a view of the houses that overlook oriental parade sets the scene for my interview/ lunch and coffee date with one of KB's more prominent members of late. A tall, strikingly confident blonde woman throws her head back and laughs as i question her on her ambitions for the VMCC and *that* conversation with Eddie the Fag. Chain smoking she tells me of the latest love in her life, a tall handomse and distinguished man, but she is truely happy when talking about biking.
"I once rode for seven or eight hours straight."
Up through the coromandel, mind you, i didnt realise it was the coromandel until afterwards, and i didn't catch any of the views.
"But you know I've slowed down a bit after my accident"
What do you mean, slowed down to the speed limit? More laughter, "Yes."
She has been riding for most of her life, and says wistfully that if she had another smaller bike than her current 1200cc she would love to get back onto the track. You would be brilliant i tell her.
"Well I have been told before that I have very nice race lines."
I try and convince her that she could be set up for 5k, but being conservative about her financial state she declines, offering it as maybe a three year goal, I hold my tounge at suggesting to go for a VMCC 150cc sponsorship.
The anecdotes that have become memorable spurt forth freely, especially to do with sex, but i don't mind, it's better than politics and religion. Mr. distinguished is remaining nameless, no matter how much i probe, he remains shrouded in mystery. To keep her life free from the 'responsibility' of having a full time man, once bitten twice shy pops into my head, she leads a carefree life complete with pants suit.
Managing to be both vulnerable and endearing she paints the picture of one of her past track days. She did some 'gardening' and recalled how the boyfriend of the time pillioned her around the track first and she got hyped up, and then managed to run the bike into the ground, hence the term gardening. I'd love to see her go around the track on a propperly set up 600, i bet she'd go like a bat out of hell. She has the temprement for it, cool, calm and collected whilst being fiercely competitive, even if it is with herself. She retreats into the shy persona,
"I'm not very good in crowds."
Trying to ween me off the track day idea. I run with it, telling her how motoTT do marshal for half a day and ride for free, but she sidesteps the issue with the lack of appropriate bike. But one day i think she will get out there and it will be the best medication for her.
If you asked her where would she see herself in five years time i would postulate that it wouldn't be in the city, she might have settled down somewhere quite with a nice, grounded man; you can take the girl out of the city but never the city out of the girl. This may ring true for a lady with plenty of new KB aquaintences, adversaries and friends, which is a site that helps form many relationships and friendships, for the people where above everything else, like Shirl, motorbiking is a hobbie, a passtime and a passion.

[kiwifruit]

A candid interview with Bloody Mad Woman



hey,
I thought i was the only one getting these reports, roffle!

[ajturbo]

i was hopping that you would have kept our secret meeting to yourself....:girlfight:

now i am just going to have to give up smoking... :weep:


wow.. you mean , next time i come around to pay my race fees, i will be able to see the ceiling......:whistle:



:clap::clap::clap:

good matey!!!!!


on that note, i have to give ya some $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.......

[jrandom]

on that note, i have to give ya some $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.......

She charges for it?

[ajturbo]

She charges for it?
yes.... bugger it!!

but i should be asking for a bulk rated discount

[RantyDave]

I love finding out from other people how I'm going to act and what I'm going to say when they know absolutely jack shit.
Ooooohhhh kaaayyyyy. I thought some illumination into likely motivation from this previously apparently sensible guy might be nice.

too busy living life - HAPPILY too.
Apparently so. On yer!

Dave

[007XX]

:D

A candid interview with Bloody Mad Woman

.

Gaaahh...Must spread the love around before doing Jrandom again...:blank:

[Drew]

What is ghey anyway?

It is pronounced, ge-hey, ya know, a really drawn out gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

And I dont ride a Suzuki anymore, ya have to be a bad arse to ride them critters, and I failed to measure up.

[Edbear]

And motorcycles aren't?


More fun! Cigarettes are one of the few products that when used as the maker intended, will kill you! In the most horrible way possible.

It is one of the main reasons I am anti smoking. The manufacturers couldn't care less if you die a horrible death, all they want is as much of your money as they can get out of you before you die. They tried non-addictive, ie. nicotine-free cigarettes a number of years ago, but they were a failure as no-one actually liked the smoking, it was the nicotine that kept people hooked, so they withdrew the nicotine-free cigarettes and upped the nicotine in the others. While the level is regulated, it is still enough to keep you enslaved and the tobacco companies continue to push the limits.

Why would I want to give my hard-earned cash to ruthless, murdereous corporates and risk getting cancer or Emphysemia? I've seen too many people disfigured, (seen the results of throat cancer?), and die horrible, painful deaths. As it is, you've got a 1 in 3 chance of getting some form of cancer. Why would you want to dramatically increase the chance?

Sorry, a hobby-horse of mine... As you were...

[Coyote]

It is pronounced, ge-hey, ya know, a really drawn out gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

And I dont ride a Suzuki anymore, ya have to be a bad arse to ride them critters, and I failed to measure up.
I was really expecting an answer along the lines of "it's what you are! lololol" but a straight answer is good

Does riding an RG150 make me a bad arse?

[Drew]

Does riding an RG150 make me a bad arse?

It makes you an apprentice bad arse. Keep sweeping the floor, and doin the smoko run, and one day you'll be eligable to buy a bigger one.

[ajturbo]

Why would I want to give my hard-earned cash to ruthless, murdereous corporates and risk getting cancer or Emphysemia? .

cause i have shares in them...:girlfight: