Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

[spudchucka]

Following on from the sledgehammer in the nuts thread, I thought this piece of news might amuse a few of the locals.


BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.



It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.


"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."


Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=2&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dc

[Cajun]

Following on from the sledgehammer in the nuts thread, I thought this piece of news might amuse a few of the locals.



http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=2&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dc

thats fucken funny as hell

[Blakamin]

What was he drinking? musta felt it when he grabbed his "chicken neck"!!!


And I wonder if his dog's got a taste for it now?

[Big Dog]

What was he drinking? musta felt it when he grabbed his "chicken neck"!!!


And I wonder if his dog's got a taste for it now?
And what was the real reason he was chasing chickens in the nude?

Or was the chicken so accustomed that it ran up the iside of the poor bastards pj's as soon as ha approached?

[k14]

Gives a new meaning to the phrase "choke the chicken" lol

[Bandito]

Gives a new meaning to the phrase "choke the chicken" lol
cock-a-doodle-done :wacko:

[Joni]

What was he drinking? musta felt it when he grabbed his "chicken neck"!!!


And I wonder if his dog's got a taste for it now?

when he gabbed the chicken neck....

:killingme :killingme

I think we are all hopeless, I mean look at what we amuse ourselves with!!
:moon:

[Ms Piggy]

cock-a-doodle-done :wacko:
Well thats one cock that won't be doin any more crowing!

[ching_ching]

What a "dickhead!"

What a "cockup!"

Now that's what I call "going for a slash!"

Umm... anybody got any others?

:spudwhat:

[Blakamin]

What a "dickhead!"

What a "cockup!"

Now that's what I call "going for a slash!"

Umm... anybody got any others?

:spudwhat:

He'd be "feeling chicken" about going outside now?



You're right, Joni. we are a sad bunch :crazy:

[Motoracer]

Maybe he got the chicken to deep throat him and when he went to cut the neck off.... YIKES!

How else does the chicken neck come so close to his weener?

[aff-man]

Maybe he got the chicken to deep throat him and when he went to cut the neck off.... YIKES!

How else does the chicken neck come so close to his weener?

right if we are heading straight to the gutter maybe he had the cuckens head in his ass and it decided it didn't like to be violated so started fighting back. To prevent serious damage the man tries to cut the chickens neck but instead managed to slice his sausage. Do to over pampering by the man, the dag was used to being thrown pieces of sausage. When he see's a meaty morsel falling to the ground he rushes in to gobble it up. Sure it tastes a bit funny but who is he to complain at least it is better than chicken bits :done:

[Motoracer]

right if we are heading straight to the gutter maybe he had the cuckens head in his ass and it decided it didn't like to be violated so started fighting back. To prevent serious damage the man tries to cut the chickens neck but instead managed to slice his sausage. Do to over pampering by the man, the dag was used to being thrown pieces of sausage. When he see's a meaty morsel falling to the ground he rushes in to gobble it up. Sure it tastes a bit funny but who is he to complain at least it is better than chicken bits :done:That's more bileavable than my theory. Good work.

Any others?

[Joni]

That's more bileavable than my theory. Good work.

Any others?

Sorry MR, I still prefer your theory... :msn-wink:

[spudchucka]

I just can't see how he made that mistake. Perhaps he keeps bald chickens or then again perhaps he has feathers on his nob???? :tugger:

[ching_ching]

What a "dickhead!"

What a "cockup!"

Now that's what I call "going for a slash!"

Umm... anybody got any others?

:spudwhat:

Oohh, Oohh got a couple more.

Dog thought it tasted "fowl".
Man can't help but think "there's something missing in my life".

Oh God :whocares: :beer:

[Big Dog]

Oohh, Oohh got a couple more.

Dog thought it tasted "fowl".
Man can't help but think "there's something missing in my life".

Oh God :whocares: :beer:
well he certainly fowled up!
at least he had set out to slit the throat of a cock,
sill bugga may have forgot his glasses but at least he remembered the sharp knife!

[Big Dog]

Murder most fowl?

[Hitcher]

More tales of genitalic abuse. You should all be ashamed.

"Full Monty" circumcision indeed...

[NC]

Why was he near the dog nakkid, with a knife?

[Joni]

Why was he near the dog nakkid, with a knife?

Hello buddy!!!
How did I know this thread would catch your eye!!!
;)

[NC]

Hello buddy!!!
How did I know this thread would catch your eye!!!
;)


Cause Im sick and twisted? :whistle:


:laugh:


Anywho! your in here TOO :lol:

[Joni]

Cause Im sick and twisted? :whistle:


:laugh:


Anywho! your in here TOO :lol:

Yup indulging in our little innocent thoughts!!
*She says sighing like the sweet angel she is :whistle: *

[NC]

Yup indulging in our little innocent thoughts!!
*She says sighing like the sweet angel she is :whistle: *

:blink:

Ah yeah, that's right :sweatdrop

[Joni]

:blink:

Ah yeah, that's right :sweatdrop

dont you just love the demented state of self denial we are in....
:blah:

[NC]

dont you just love the demented state of self denial we are in....
:blah:


:rolleyes: Yes, yes I do...

[Joni]

:rolleyes: Yes, yes I do...

Yiippeeee
:killingme :banana: :doobey:

[Storm]

Maybe as he was getting on in years , he either a) couldnt feel it anymore, or
b) doesnt have a use for it anymore? :Oops:
Am I the only one who winces just thinking about accidents like that? :weep:

[NC]

Yiippeeee
:killingme :banana: :doobey:


:banana: :banana: Go banana it's yah birthday :banana: :banana:

[Joni]

:banana: :banana: Go banana it's yah birthday :banana: :banana:

hey I like that song...
LOL I was about to try and sing it on the post.... scary, been here too long I think.
:eek:

[NC]

hey I like that song...
LOL I was about to try and sing it on the post.... scary, been here too long I think.
:eek:

:killingme Crazy!

[Storm]

No no, feel free to sing. Fill your boots girl ! :sunny:

[Joni]

No no, feel free to sing. Fill your boots girl ! :sunny:

Why thank you for that free invitation....
*clears throat* - preparing for falseto (is that how you spel it BK?)

[NC]

Uh oh Spagettio's!!

[Blakamin]

Why thank you for that free invitation....
*clears throat* - preparing for falseto (is that how you spel it BK?)
will let you know after I hear the first note :msn-wink:

[Joni]

will let you know after I hear the first note :msn-wink:

well can I have a middle "c" please.....or should that pitch come naturally? :moon:

[Blakamin]

well can I have a middle "c" please.....or should that pitch come naturally? :moon:
just trying to come up with a way to emote my middle c :whistle:


that might do it :shifty:

[Joni]

just trying to come up with a way to emote my middle c :whistle:


that might do it :shifty:

Im sure you can rise to the occasion.

[Blakamin]

Im sure you can rise to the occasion.
theres that middle c :niceone:

[Joni]

theres that middle c :niceone:

LOL - sure you would not mis place it that easily... ummm what were we looking for again?
:msn-wink:

[Blakamin]

LOL - sure you would not mis place it that easily... ummm what were we looking for again?
:msn-wink:
I knew where it was the whole time. just need to make sure i'm using it right :eek:

[Joni]

I knew where it was the whole time. just need to make sure i'm using it right :eek:

Can I organise you some assistance over there? :killingme

Was middle C right? :msn-wink:

[Blakamin]

Can I organise you some assistance over there? :killingme

Was middle C right? :msn-wink:


i reckon i could take care of the middle c if you can carry the tune :yes:

[Joni]

i reckon i could take care of the middle c if you can carry the tune :yes:

I have been practising, with sincere passion for the music thats been played... :bleh:

[Blakamin]

I have been practising, with sincere passion for the music thats been played... :bleh:
Nothing quite like a passion for a good tune.... and I'm leaving carby rebuilding out of that one :blah:

[scumdog]

Get a room you two!!