Fair dinkum that's a bit harsh mate!

[Lias]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4192573a12.html

A drunken schoolgirl kneed and kicked a man in the groin because he mispronounced her name, a court has been told.

Megan Jane Conroy, then 17, from Sandstone Point north of Brisbane, sobbed in the dock in the Brisbane District Court today as she pleaded guilty to one count of assault occasioning bodily harm.

The court was told she arrived home on May 13, 2006, to find the complainant and a group of her mother's friends celebrating a birthday.

Conroy asked the 40-year-old complainant if he was "a Kiwi", and told him to "get fed" when he replied in the affirmative.

She then took offence that he pronounced her name as "Maegan" instead of "Megan" and kneed him in the groin, demanding he say it correctly.

She pushed him against the wall and kicked his groin again before the complainant apologised.

Conroy finally let him go after trying to kick him a third time.

The man went to hospital and was treated for severe bruising and tenderness to his testicles.

The court was told Conroy was intoxicated at the time and the behaviour was out of character.

She was released on a $200, six-month good behaviour bond.

No conviction was recorded.

[Dilligaf]

"BILLS"?????
Fair suck of the sav, that's a pretty skewed attempt at the accent.

[imdying]

Soldering iron up the cunt will teach her.

[Sniper]

Soldering iron up the cunt will teach her.

Does sound like she was into sado masochism

[fozz rock]

Soldering iron up the cunt will teach her.

Will it be turned on?

[imdying]

Will it be turned on?We can flip for it. She coulda knackered his ability to have children, no reason why the favour shouldn't be returned.

[Hitcher]

One suspects the offending comment was "Get effed", rather than "Get fed".

[Mully]

tenderness to his testicles.

This is one of the single funniest things I have ever read. Don't know why.

Guess it's funny cos it wasn't me.

[Big Dave]

People aren't universally stupid, but stupid people are universal.

[skidMark]

yowie........

[Karma]

Blimey, normally you'd have to pay for that treatment in special houses... he got it for free, should be thanking his lucky stars :D

[Mekk]

This is one of the single funniest things I have ever read. Don't know why.

Guess it's funny cos it wasn't me.

And you call yourself a man?!

That is a serious, sacred area! Poor bastard.

[jonbuoy]

Girl or no girl who waits to be kneed in the balls a second time before restraining her?

[McJim]

I must confess I've been confused by the desire of people in this hemisphere to pronounce the name Meegan. y'know so it rhymes with Keegan.

It originates from Ireland and Scotland and where it originates it's pronounced Megan so the first syllable would rhyme with Leg.

So in effect she was asking the poor bugger to mis-pronounce her name :rofl:

[Mully]

And you call yourself a man?!

That is a serious, sacred area! Poor bastard.

Don't get me wrong, I sympathy winced, but the description "tenderness to the testicles" amuses me.

[janno]

Obnoxious, bullying little trollop.

Good job.

Like the aussie bint the other day, a "successful young real estate professional", who was jailed three months for bottling a stranger in a nightclub because the other woman had dared to bumb her elbow. She's going to find out how tough she really is now . . .

Bullying and intimidation is the lowest of the low, and for some reason it is even more repulsive in a woman.

[oldrider]

for some reason it is even more repulsive in a woman.

Mutter, mutter, mumble, mutter. :oi-grr: (inaudible response to quote in post)

Coded translation: "not necessarily always so" :lol:

[Macktheknife]

I'm know I may get flamed for this but Fark that for a game of soldiers! What a psycho bitch, she doesn't need a fine she needs a good slapping!
Anybody tries to knee me in the bills is going to receive an education in pain and suffering, no excuses or exceptions, I am not interested in convictions either, just swift and meaningful justice.