Over $1k in fines... Over 100 demerits too...

[Morcs]

Post deleted as a load of fucktards who didnt read the thread back in september are reading it now (january) and giving me heaps of red rep.

Cunts.

[Toaster]

Silly boy tisk tisk.... 3 months.

[Karma]

Factoring in previous loss of licence, you're looking at 6-9 months minimum.

[Holy Roller]

To be old and wise, first.....
Live and learn

[justsomeguy]

3 MONTHS, if it's for going over 100 points. But it will take a while for them to do their paperwork. Took them 3.5 months after my last ticket to pay me a visit. Then the sweetest old lady will turn up in a little council car and ask you for your license.

Give it up or they may send some bitter young men in a cop car to collect it next time (or so they tell me), I gave it to the old lady.

I hope you thought it through before pleading guilty to being 56 over the limit, why you would do that is beyond me.....:rolleyes:

As for driving/ riding with no license, well if caught, noooo goooood.... although I am not telling you to drive/ride during rush hour only, sticking to crowded main roads only to get to work while driving/ riding carefully as there are never checkpoints in this time; which is the only time you will get pulled/checked....then if you are suffering from dangerous withdrawal symptoms you better not sneak off into the night on night rides out into the country, these night rides are addictive, even when you get your license. High speed riding at night is baaaaaad, so don't do it.... ok Morcs ;)

Keep it for the track next time you idiot, being without a license for bikers like us is kinda like being under house arrest, you will see what I mean when you don't have your plastic.

Oh, and can I get some red rep anyway please??

[justsomeguy]

Factoring in previous loss of licence, you're looking at 6-9 months minimum.

Really? He is losing his license through an excessive accumulation of points - I thought that was 3 months.

[Morcs]

3 MONTHS, if it's for going over 100 points. But it will take a while for them to do their paperwork. Took them 3.5 months after my last ticket to pay me a visit. Then the sweetest old lady will turn up is a little council car and ask you for your license.

Give it up or they may send some bitter young men in a cop car to collect it next time (or so they tell me), I gave it to the old lady.

I hope you thought it through before pleading guilty to being 56 over the limit, why you would do that is beyond me.....:rolleyes:

As for driving/ riding with no license, well if caught, noooo goooood.... although I am not telling you to drive/ride during rush hour only, sticking to crowded main roads only to get to work while driving/ riding carefully as there are never checkpoints in this time; which is the only time you will get pulled/checked....then if you are suffering from dangerous withdrawal symptoms you better not sneak off into the night on night rides out into the country, these night rides are addictive, even when you get your license. High speed riding at night is baaaaaad, so don't do it.... ok Morcs ;)

Keep it for the track next time you idiot, being without a license for bikers like us is kinda like being under house arrest, you will see what I mean when you don't have your plastic.

Oh, and can I get some red rep anyway please??

*puts red rep away in pocket*

That was a good response.. :D

I lost my license for 6 months just last year, and did it again for 28 days this year...

I admit to NOT riding whilst disqualified, the hightened amount of paranoia is enough to make one go loopy. :D

Im just going to bend over, lube myself up, and let them aim for penetration.

[Karma]

given that you've lost it before, you could be looking at 3 months for the 56k over charge easy, and wouldn't surprise me if they gave you an extra 3 months just for the fun of it.

BTW, just bending over and taking it is the reason there are so many bent coppers in this country.

[Pumba]

:doh:Gutted mate, least we live and learn

[Morcs]

Been given red rep already :(

I returned it straight away... though I think I gave green by mistake...

Yep, live and learn....

Im in the process of buying a new bike too... last thing I want is a suspension.

mmm... another Honda...:woohoo:

[justsomeguy]

I lost my license for 6 months just last year, and did it again for 28 days this year....

Be careful, it's all fun and games now but you are not doing yourself any favours come insurance premium renewal time.

[Da Bird]

You should only get 35 demerits from your latest bit of riding as they usually only take the offence with the greatest amount of demerit points for one incident.

You might be lucky and end up with a total of 85 demerit points. That would be your best case scenario.

Then you will have to ride without sneezing to avoid getting another 15...

BC.

[fireball]

that sucks buddy

but at least you werent doing anything dangerous

live and learn eh!

[Morcs]

Then you will have to ride without sneezing to avoid getting another 15...

BC.

Thats the plan...

Thanks for that. the 35 demerits thing has raised my spirits a wee touch...

:)

[Kendog]

Pulled a nice 2 up wheelie from the lights too... bad behaviour really...

Was speeding, 74kph in a 50. $170 fine and 35 demerits.
Had a pillion, $400 fine and 25 demerits
Was riding a 400cc, $400 and 25 demerits (which I got let off)

On top of this I recently put a guilty plead in for being 56kph over the limit on the ATNR, so looking at least $650 and no more than 50 demerits.

I lost my license for 6 months just last year, and did it again for 28 days this year...
This is not a flame but a question, do you really know what's wrong?

Anyone flaming me when I know whats wrong will get red rep... really not in the mood..

[Donor]

What's to flame about?

Yeah, it was stupid but meah, if a lesson is learned then what's the problem?

(I'd love to have seen the 2 up wheelie, never seen one with me own eyes dammit, and youtube doesn't count!)

[Morcs]

This is not a flame but a question, do you really know whats wrong?

I do indeed.

I have the motto:

It aint fun, unless its illegal.

I was just having too much fun thats all...

[The Stranger]

Good one dude.
Thanks for the laugh there Skidmorcs.

[justsomeguy]

(I'd love to have seen the 2 up wheelie, never seen one with me own eyes dammit, and youtube doesn't count!)

You live near the legends White Thrash and DEATH_INC - they'll give you a live demo anytime.

[NinjaNanna]

Wow, who would have thought the threat of Red Rep would be so potent !!!!

Why did you post? Venting at your own stupidity seems the only logical reason to me.

Is this post red rep worthy, it would be my first - not that I want my first red though

[Sniper]

Bugger man. Sorry to hear, but at least you are man enough to stand up and admit what you did wrong.

Fingers crossed you only get a the minimum aye.

[MD]

You have my sympathy. Have some green rep. but take some time out to ponder the wisdom of attracting attention to yourself at a time when your licence is a tad fragile.
I did a whole year on 90 points and the system works - I was a saint (most of the time) but shitting myself every minute, trying to keep an eye on the speedo every 0.666 seconds aint easy.

Like someone said, all these disqualifications are going to bite you in the bum later on.

I hope Bykey Cop is right that they don't triple dip and slam concurrent points on to you from a single incident.
Bad news is though, if you received the 100 point grand slam total all within a 12 month period then you get 6 months disqualification - that's sort of a reverse bonus prize for contributing to the Govt coffers so eagerly.

KBer is becoming like a confessional these days. Go say three Hail Mary's and all will be forgiven. And buy lotto tonight in case your luck changes.

[TLMAN]

Bugger.

Just went over to pick my Gf up from the shore last night, hardly ridden all week so was going a bit faster through those nice roads heading into glenfield... Pulled a nice 2 up wheelie from the lights too... bad behaviour really...

Cop pulls behind me at the lights with Discos flashing, I pull over and act normal and calm...

Cop was obviously a noob, she took my license and was sat in the car for ages, obviously having to look up my license conditions to see what she could rape me for...

Was speeding, 74kph in a 50. $170 fine and 35 demerits.
Had a pillion, $400 fine and 25 demerits
Was riding a 400cc, $400 and 25 demerits (which I got let off)

On top of this I recently put a guilty plead in for being 56kph over the limit on the ATNR, so looking at least $650 and no more than 50 demerits.

So pretty sure ill be over 100 demerits, just wondering how long the license loss is? is it 28 days or 6 months?

All up im rather pissed off, I know the law is the law blah blah but none of these incidents was dangerous at all in each circumstances...

Anyone flaming me when I know whats wrong will get red rep... really not in the mood..


Stop being such a try hard.

Youll get more respect on this site by showing youve got a sensible head on your shoulders.

Theres no way in the world id try and pull a wheelie with my mrs on the back, pull your head in and grow up!!!

[k14]

If I cared I'd tell you that you're a muppet and a fatal accident waiting to happen but I can't be arsed. Glad I'm at the opposite end of the country and little chance of sharing the same piece of road. With a little bit of luck you won't take out any innocent bystanders when Mr Darwin comes a calling.

[Matt_TG]

You sir are a tosser.

I take it you don't have a full licence, rode over a 250cc, with a pillion, were speeding, pulled a wheelie, and have recently been done for speeding. You say it was bad behaviour and believe nothing you did was dangerous. Yeah Right.

20 years old aye. Planning on making 21?

Red rep to your heart's content.

[R6_kid]

lolz.... the high and mighty come out to show their worth. I'm with stranger on this one. Cheers for the laugh bro, i know you're a twit, but even you should know better :laugh::whocares:

[skidMark]

Good one dude.
Thanks for the laugh there Skidmorcs.


hey i came up with that months ago! lol

oh pete

ps....

y0U g0T t3H P4wN3d!!!!

[R6_kid]

hey i came up with that months ago! lol

oh pete

ps....

y0U g0T t3H P4wN3d!!!!

lol, spoken like a true master aye mark.

[pzkpfw]

Daft doorknob dater doesn't deserve death.

You are beyond help; keep your girlfriend out of it.


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And the red I got: "Told ya Id give out red..."

Maybe I should start a "boo hoo mummy" thread like this one?

Grow up.

A red from you, I'll treat as a double-green.

[spotwood]

Stop being such a try hard.

Youll get more respect on this site by showing youve got a sensible head on your shoulders.

Theres no way in the world id try and pull a wheelie with my mrs on the back, pull your head in and grow up!!!

+1

sounds like a winner to me

[justsomeguy]

Daft doorknob dater doesn't deserve death.

You are beyond help; keep your girlfriend out of it.

Nice avatar ... hope that doesn't make you a hypocri.....:girlfight:

[Grahameeboy]

What's to flame about?

Yeah, it was stupid but meah, if a lesson is learned then what's the problem?

(I'd love to have seen the 2 up wheelie, never seen one with me own eyes dammit, and youtube doesn't count!)

True Donor but this appears to be the 3rd time in 12 months or so........and poor old Skidmark gets stick.

[Grahameeboy]

I do indeed.

I have the motto:

It aint fun, unless its illegal.

I was just having too much fun thats all...

And it ain't fun busing to work......

Look I was clean for 25 years, got 105 points in 1 year 354 days and you realise that you can still have fun but pick your spots............mind you my ticket spots were in the middle of nowhere, however, I am more reserved on main highways etc and pick roads where I have more chance of seeing fewer cops and have my fun cause although I got a limited licence, I want to avoid a repeat.

And by the sounds of it you were not licence to ride a 400cc....man how hard is it to wait for your full licence.

But having said that you have my sympathy....or is that symphony??

[imdying]

Sometimes you're the pidgeon, sometimes you're the statue.

The real crime belongs to your parents (and their parents!)... if you'd be born 20 years earlier, you'd have been in a time when the cops weren't quite so.... strict. I say go hit them up for the monies on that basis :rofl: (unless your Dad is a big mofo... mine would squash me for such cheek :lol:)

[Grahameeboy]

Sometimes you're the pidgeon, sometimes you're the statue.

The real crime belongs to your parents (and their parents!)... if you'd be born 20 years earlier, you'd have been in a time when the cops weren't quite so.... strict. I say go hit them up for the monies on that basis :rofl: (unless your Dad is a big mofo... mine would squash me for such cheek :lol:)

You mean when the Police did not apply the Law.............one perspective I guess.

[imdying]

You mean when the Police did not apply the Law.............one perspective I guess.Correct... and when they did, the penalty wasn't so brutal :yes:

[Morcs]

Cheers for some of the comments guys - I mean ones like from Noel, Gareth, Mark etc...

Shit happens, Laugh about it.

I said I didnt want any high and mighty do-gooders flaming me, and I kept my promise of dishing out a shite load of red...

:lol:

But for now, Im going back to having fun. You never know when your days are up, and may as well make the point, my own safety is always paramount. If I have a pillion, then their safety comes before mine.

[Virago]

With the terrible threat of Red Rep hanging there, I won't tell you what I think...

[Sparky Bills]

If I have a pillion, then their safety comes before mine.


Yeah sure sounds like it....

DICK HEAD!!

[westie]

I'm getting really sick of the ammount of wankers that spend most of their time on this site doing the "I'm way cooler than you" thing and slinging shit.
Fuck you.

Morcs has come a long way over the last year. I used to be afraid if I lent him my bike it would come back in millions of pieces. He has worked on his riding and self control etc. Now I have lent him my blade and other bikes. He has learnt some lessons, and more to come.

I suppose he can be thank ful that he is not the arsehole and you wingers are!

[Virago]

This can be debated without the personal abuse.

Keep it clean.

[scumdog]

Thats the plan...

Thanks for that. the 35 demerits thing has raised my spirits a wee touch...

:)


But have you learnt anything from the experience???

[Morcs]

But have you learnt anything from the experience???

I have indeed. Get my full license asap. And behave a bit more, well be a bit more vigilant at least.

[ynot slow]

Just learn from it and who cares what they say,just don't run into me please.My wife lost here license for speeding and when they came to take it she asked for proof the guy was from the courts,he couldn't, she kept hold of her license,but had proof that 3 months from the day they came for the license she would be ok to drive again.She checked the time her license was valid and sure enough 3 months later she was legal,pain in ass though,she needed me to take her to get groceries etc,piss me off.

[scumdog]

I have indeed. Get my full license asap. And behave a bit more, well be a bit more vigilant at least.

I guess that's a (small) step in the right direction......

[Katman]

If I have a pillion, then their safety comes before mine.

Yeah, two up wheelies tend to show that.:msn-wink:

[westie]

Yeah, two up wheelies tend to show that.:msn-wink:

Morcs may say he did a wheelie but it was probably more a take off from the lights that went bad on an uphill with extra (little ammount of)weight on the rear. So more like a lesson of what he should not do/ or to look for next time.

[Katman]

Or maybe he's just prone to blowing his own horn.:msn-wink:

[Grahameeboy]

Correct... and when they did, the penalty wasn't so brutal :yes:

Agree the fines................

[Aitch]

Cop might have been a noob, but you were a knob!!!!!

[Disco Dan]

Your a good rider morcs.. but not a sensible one - at times. But I could say something similar about myself too! ..especially the "sensible part" hehe

Good on you for having the stones to tell the world you were an arse and you have taken a lesson from it.

People have been witch hunted and burnt on the stake for much less!

*bling sent your way*

[Sniper]

Quite strange to sit back and watch those that think they are better than someone else throw stones. I read Morcs posts and I read it as a vent and an admission of guilt. At least he didnt say the cops were out to get him and needed to fill their quota ect, ect. He took responsibility for his actions and admitted fault. Deserves alot more respect in my book that folk who point and critisis.

I would like to meet 1 person on this site who has sat on a sprotsbike and thought, "Slow and careful, I don't like wheelies, they are irresponsible, blah blah" or "Its a sprotsbike, better go slow, its not made for speed" and then acted that way for the entire duration they owned it. Speeding is a crime too. Sure, as you get older, you get wiser, but how about offering wisdom instead of throwing shit? He did a stupid thing (admittedly with a pillion) and didnt moan about the consequences and that makes him a bigger person than any other poster of ,"The cops got me" threads.

Read your individual quotes below and see how much you all sound like pretensious wankers (Mods, I am not calling them that, just insinuating ;))


If I cared I'd tell you that you're a muppet and a fatal accident waiting to happen but I can't be arsed. Glad I'm at the opposite end of the country and little chance of sharing the same piece of road. With a little bit of luck you won't take out any innocent bystanders when Mr Darwin comes a calling.

A matchbox man?


You sir are a tosser.

I take it you don't have a full licence, rode over a 250cc, with a pillion, were speeding, pulled a wheelie, and have recently been done for speeding. You say it was bad behaviour and believe nothing you did was dangerous. Yeah Right.

20 years old aye. Planning on making 21?

Red rep to your heart's content.

You sir, are quick to type before engaging grey matter.


lolz.... the high and mighty come out to show their worth. I'm with stranger on this one. Cheers for the laugh bro, i know you're a twit, but even you should know better :laugh::whocares:

At least that comment contains constructive critisisim.


Daft doorknob dater doesn't deserve death.

You are beyond help; keep your girlfriend out of it.


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And the red I got: "Told ya Id give out red..."

Maybe I should start a "boo hoo mummy" thread like this one?

Grow up.

A red from you, I'll treat as a double-green.

Strange, I don't see this as a, "Boohoo mummy" thread. Its a, "I screwed up and I would just like to vent" Mind you, your shit smells like roses?


+1

sounds like a winner to me

Sounds like you are an ill informed individual.


Yeah sure sounds like it....

DICK HEAD!!

I didnt expect that from you mate. You should know better


I'm getting really sick of the ammount of wankers that spend most of their time on this site doing the "I'm way cooler than you" thing and slinging shit.
Fuck you.

Morcs has come a long way over the last year. I used to be afraid if I lent him my bike it would come back in millions of pieces. He has worked on his riding and self control etc. Now I have lent him my blade and other bikes. He has learnt some lessons, and more to come.

I suppose he can be thank ful that he is not the arsehole and you wingers are!

Good post man, green bling to you


Cop might have been a noob, but you were a knob!!!!!

Wow, arent you a positive and insightful individual. I bet you grew up in a monastry with the Monks of not very Quick nor Clever Wit?

Bring on the red rep. You (those quoted above) can't handle the fact that you arent saints.


*Discliamer: Mods, I can see I could be infracted for abuse to other members and I won't jump up and down and cry if I do. I would like to point out that I am just offering the same attitude that the posters themselves seem IMHO to display*


First post of the day, not too bad

[Matt_TG]

Thankyou Sniper,

The point that most of us who are shaking our heads is making is that this young man, who doesn't feel that his actions were dangerous, is making a public comment that he will continue to act in the same way, even if he knows he's done wrong.


I have the motto: It aint fun, unless its illegal. I was just having too much fun thats all...

I don't really see anything in writing here that convinces me his atitude will or has changed, but he is enjoying the limelight. I felt I had to post as this reputation thing on the website seemed to scare some from saying what they felt.

I am quite happy being a prententious wanker if it helps a young guy take a look at his ways and live that little bit longer. I would like others to do the same for my sons in the same situation.

Matt

[Sniper]

I don't really see anything in writing here that convinces me his atitude will or has changed, but he is enjoying the limelight. I felt I had to post as this reputation thing on the website seemed to scare some from saying what they felt.

Fair enough. Personal opinions and I am not one to sat anyone elses is wrong, just the wording could have been a bit more thought through rather than attack on a persons character


I am quite happy being a prententious wanker if it helps a young guy take a look at his ways and live that little bit longer. I would like others to do the same for my sons in the same situation.

Matt

I can understand that, and I see exactly where you are coming from now that you mentioned it. Maybe you could have made the above comment in your first post to avoid making it sound like a finger pointing post. Just an observation, not tell you what to say or how to act, each to their own IMO. But the last thing I would want one day when feeling pissed off is having someone I previously pissed on to turn round and go, "Haha, you deserve it" rather than realise you were only trying to help. My 10c

Stu

[Virago]

Fair enough. Personal opinions and I am not one to sat anyone elses is wrong, just the wording could have been a bit more thought through rather than attack on a persons character...

IMO posting a thread like this, and threatening to red rep anyone who disagrees you, is out of order. It deserved some of the "bring it on" flaming.

Personally, I think that Morcs' biggest problem is his belief that he has done nothing wrong or dangerous. At least some of the other site clowns will admit to being dickheads on the road, which puts them higher in my esteem.

[scracha]

IMO posting a thread like this, and threatening to red rep anyone who disagrees you, is out of order. It deserved some of the "bring it on" flaming.

Personally, I think that Morcs' biggest problem is his belief that he has done nothing wrong or dangerous. At least some of the other site clowns will admit to being dickheads on the road, which puts them higher in my esteem.

Totally agree mate. Yet another @#$cktard that is to arrogant to believe that the (very high compared to almost all other 1st world countries for learners) 250 limit doesn't apply to them. There's also a reason why learner's can't legally carry passengers...they tend to show off, do stupid things like wheelies and end up injuring or killing them. $650 and a wee ban is a @#$ckin joke. Why the hell did he get off with riding the 400?

How do these bikes get Wof'd/Tax'd/Insured without a valid license anyway?

[Sniper]

Totally agree mate. snip........

I've moved off the standing up for Morcs wagon.

I can completely understand your comment and your reasons, I agree with you and what you are saying, but you can't tell me you never broke the rules for your own personal reasons before :)

[pzkpfw]

Strange, I don't see this as a, "Boohoo mummy" thread. Its a, "I screwed up and I would just like to vent"

The guy posts this thread and gives out reds for the slightest (constructive) criticism ...so he doesn't want to discuss it.

He doesn't give any real sign of having learned from all this ...so I don't believe the "I screwed up" bit.

I'd hope he didn't post this to say "look how cool I am".

So the "vent" option is all that's left ...and to me that's "Boohoo mummy".

It's a public forum. We all have opinions. He can vent, but we can't? He can cry to his Mum if all he wants is a hug.



Mind you, your shit smells like roses?

No, my shit doesn't smell of roses; as evidenced by my post in the "when did you first do the ton" thread. Even today I don't buy into the 100 km/hr is safe but 101 km/hr makes you the devil mentality.

But I learned, and am learning.

All I want is Morcs to have a think, a real think.

[Sniper]

Ok, I can understand that and I can see where you are coming from.

I can't disagree with anything you said there

[hyobad]

Totally agree mate. Yet another @#$cktard that is to arrogant to believe that the (very high compared to almost all other 1st world countries for learners) 250 limit doesn't apply to them. There's also a reason why learner's can't legally carry passengers...they tend to show off, do stupid things like wheelies and end up injuring or killing them. $650 and a wee ban is a @#$ckin joke. Why the hell did he get off with riding the 400?

How do these bikes get Wof'd/Tax'd/Insured without a valid license anyway?

do you porpose the death penalty for anglo looking types?

[jade]

Nice post sniper, I reckon it applies to this whole forum atm,
Morcs I ride the same way you do in the same roads, bummer for losing your licence, im 3weeks into a 3 month stint myself, the 2nd in one year, im sitting
this one out..
at least Ill have a clean slate for Summer - Im not going to jepordise that
2up wheelies... ive seen a few, theyve been sweet,- but you worry
..wouldnt be my cup of tea

I really think kiwibiker needs to take a look at its attitude, I met a guy on a bike last nite, I asked if he was from kb - he said "your not with those wankers are you ?" - not the first time

[westie]

I really think kiwibiker needs to take a look at its attitude, I met a guy on a bike last nite, I asked if he was from kb - he said "your not with those wankers are you ?" - not the first time

It looks like it could be heading that way.

Morcs whats your view on your post now.
Sometimes things are better left unsaid(like my venting too)

[The Stranger]

Morcs, you fucken sinner!
Fancy being young and enjoying your riding so much.
You dumb cunt.

Listen to all the nice people here trying to help you, stay at home and wrap yourself in cotton wool FFS. Then you can conform and be just like them.

[Disco Dan]

I really think kiwibiker needs to take a look at its attitude, I met a guy on a bike last nite, I asked if he was from kb - he said "your not with those wankers are you ?" - not the first time

hmm yeah I heard that one before too. Used to have a KB sticker on my bikes, but hearing comments like that... could be the difference between which bike in a group parked up gets nicked first. :mellow:

[justsomeguy]

hmm yeah I heard that one before too. Used to have a KB sticker on my bikes, but hearing comments like that... could be the difference between which bike in a group parked up gets nicked first. :mellow:

Once asked a bike cop if he was a part..... and he said something to the effect, "No there's too much cop-bashing, lawlessness there."

When I first started riding Kerry from Motohaus told me not to go on KB rides as I would crash....

[justsomeguy]

I really think kiwibiker needs to take a look at its attitude, I met a guy on a bike last nite, I asked if he was from kb - he said "your not with those wankers are you ?" - not the first time

Firstly there is no "Kiwi-Biker" we are 9,000+ dysfunctional momma's boys and spoilt chicks.... and I thought all guys were wankers, what was his point?

[oscarnz]

It is only 3months for excess demerits. Also the demerits dont't go on your licence until you pay the fine or the courts decide to put them on.

And you don't lose your licence until you are served suspension papers in person.

Sorry guys, but work for LTNZ and deal with this stuff everyday, so can advise the details. :rolleyes:

[scracha]

I've moved off the standing up for Morcs wagon.

I can completely understand your comment and your reasons, I agree with you and what you are saying, but you can't tell me you never broke the rules for your own personal reasons before :)


We all break laws, only idiots repeatedly and blatently flout them though. "hmm, I'm on a 400cc bike on my learners license that I've just got back (for the 2nd time)....perhaps I should carry a pillion, speed and pull wheelies in town just to draw a little bit more attention to myself."

It's not the silly wee pricks who give us not quite so retarded "bikers" a bad name that bugs me so much as the kiwibikers who come out with shit like "bad luck", "you've learn't your lesson" or "that sucks".

A car pulling out in front of you "sucks".
Being pulled doing 115 on a wide open deserted road is "bad luck".
Admitting being a fucktard and not doing it again is "learning your lesson".

The boy's obviously a fuckin idiot and it's a shame half the folk on this forum are too fuckin namby pamby to call a spade a spade.




Cop was obviously a noob, she took my license and was sat in the car for ages, obviously having to look up my license conditions to see what she could rape me for...

Aye, obviously the cop was the noob in this instance.

[skidMark]

I really think kiwibiker needs to take a look at its attitude, I met a guy on a bike last nite, I asked if he was from kb - he said "your not with those wankers are you ?" - not the first time

your reply was of course not i hope

[merv]

Funny how attitudes develop eh! For years I rode with Ulysses and still have my number badge on my bike and I may ride with them again when I have time. People would express surprise I would ride with such a bunch of pub-crawling drunks. However, the years I rode with Welly Ulysses we weren't like this at all so I didn't give a rat. Just because some may have had a reputation for drinking wasn't going to make me drink more nor is going on a KB ride going to make me more likely to crash like Kerry seems to have told justsomeguy.

[Morcs]

Totally agree mate. Yet another @#$cktard that is to arrogant to believe that the (very high compared to almost all other 1st world countries for learners) 250 limit doesn't apply to them. There's also a reason why learner's can't legally carry passengers...they tend to show off, do stupid things like wheelies and end up injuring or killing them. $650 and a wee ban is a @#$ckin joke. Why the hell did he get off with riding the 400?

How do these bikes get Wof'd/Tax'd/Insured without a valid license anyway?


IMO posting a thread like this, and threatening to red rep anyone who disagrees you, is out of order. It deserved some of the "bring it on" flaming.

Personally, I think that Morcs' biggest problem is his belief that he has done nothing wrong or dangerous. At least some of the other site clowns will admit to being dickheads on the road, which puts them higher in my esteem.

Learner? funny thing is, ive probably been riding longer than a lot of over 25's on this site. Just because they can get their full in like 6 months.

[Morcs]

I put the thread up as a confession. I had to vent my frustration.

I didnt want any do-gooders giving me shit as im already giving myself heaps of shit and kicking myself silly.

Any of my comments that have been interpreted as 'stupid' are just me trying to put a bit of humour into a few incidents where ive kicked myself in the nuts.

I only take criticism from friends and people who can ride better than me. Everyone else, how dare you.

[Karma]

I only take criticism from friends and people who can ride better than me. Everyone else, how dare you.


That'd be me on both counts... so my criticism is that you need to sort out your hair... you look like something outta the Pet Shop Boys!

[The Pastor]

You should only get 35 demerits from your latest bit of riding as they usually only take the offence with the greatest amount of demerit points for one incident.

You might be lucky and end up with a total of 85 demerit points. That would be your best case scenario.

Then you will have to ride without sneezing to avoid getting another 15...

BC.


Is that a tui ad or what? The last cop who took my license said that as well, that I'd only get 50 not 75 demerits, but nope i got the full 75

Morcs don't ride while disqualed, its really really not worth it. Ive done it before and they do target disqualed drivers. Trust me.

[Morcs]

That'd be me on both counts... so my criticism is that you need to sort out your hair... you look like something outta the Pet Shop Boys!

Agreed. You may not be as ballsy, but you are more sensible.

How do you know what my hair looks like? You havent seen me in like a month!

[Pumba]

That'd be me on both counts... so my criticism is that you need to sort out your hair... you look like something outta the Pet Shop Boys!

I didnt think Morcs had any hair:confused:, I could be wrong though

[Kendog]

I have the motto:
It aint fun, unless its illegal.
I was just having too much fun thats all...
If I can make a couple of assumptions here:
1. You ride on a track (based on your profile picture)
2. You are having sex with an over 16 year old (based on your girlfriend comment and your age)
So based on your motto, you don't have fun on a track or having sex, you must be doing something wrong :p

But seriously, I am sure you know the track is where you are free to do as you want. The road is a road, not a track..... blah blah blah, it's been said a thousand times before.
In 10/20 years time you will look back and wonder what you were thinking. I do, I am sure lots of other people do as well. I can't change your ways, only you can do that.

[scracha]

I put the thread up as a confession. I had to vent my frustration.

I didnt want any do-gooders giving me shit as im already giving myself heaps of shit and kicking myself silly.


Fair enough. Just wait your time out or at least don't draw attention to yourself if you're on the 4 hundy. I'm no "do gooder", I just don't want to see you end up skint from fines, in Gaoel, gettin your bike confiscated or injuring your pillion. In my yoof I crashed with the girlfriend on the back and I can tell you first hand it's a sobering experience as they always seem to get more injuries than the rider.

As for riding better.....nothing beats a few year's experience.

My idiot moment today was realising you can't use a normal paddoc stand on a single sided swinger.

[Sparky Bills]

All well and good admitting guilt etc, but indangering a pillion is what im against.
I do wheelies etc on the road, but only when I dont have a pillion. Its their life in your hands, so why take the risk. People who have ridden with me while I have a pillion will know this, and if they start doing stupid shit with a pillion on board, ill make a point of telling them to pull their head in!
How would you feel if you came off and they got really hurt?

That was what I was meaning. I only hope you really do learn from this and take a bit more responsibility when pillions are involved.
:rockon:

[peasea]

All well and good admitting guilt etc, but indangering a pillion is what im against.
I do wheelies etc on the road, but only when I dont have a pillion. Its their life in your hands, so why take the risk. People who have ridden with me while I have a pillion will know this, and if they start doing stupid shit with a pillion on board, ill make a point of telling them to pull their head in!
How would you feel if you came off and they got really hurt?

That was what I was meaning. I only hope you really do learn from this and take a bit more responsibility when pillions are involved.
:rockon:

Couldn't agree more. Pillions place their life in a rider's hands and you should be on your best behaviour when carrying one. Lecture over.:spanking:

Anyway..........since the new cop shop has opened up just off Sunset Road the whole area (Glenfield, Sunnynook, the Bays etc) is infested with cops in marked and unmarked cars. They're always putting the newbies through their paces with radars and the like all over the area. It just isn't worth trying any stunts or exceeding the speed limit as you're very likely to get busted.

[k14]

I doubt you'd be a news watcher so I direct you to this story here (http://www.stuff.co.nz/4195794a11.html). This is yet another tragic example of some selfish ignorant person who things they know better than anyone else. Flouting their licence restrictions (cause they're only for "loosers" aye) and end up killing an innocent bystander. You're complaining about some fines and loosing your licence, how about looking from the other side? Maybe thank yourself that you weren't the one that killed an innocent bystander. You'd be asking for good suppliers of soap on a rope if that was the case.

[iwilde]

Cheep bike for sale?

[Morcs]

3 MONTHS, if it's for going over 100 points. But it will take a while for them to do their paperwork. Took them 3.5 months after my last ticket to pay me a visit. Then the sweetest old lady will turn up in a little council car and ask you for your license.

Thats sweet as... so hopefully ill have a license for summer, definately dont want to lose it soon - Im due for my full in novembers.

But was a stupid cnut this morning. Same journey as before, except 6:30am, no cars on the road, police car once again pulls behind me at the lights and pulls me over. Clocked at 78. Bugger. Cop was sweet though. I asked him what I was funding... Felt like saying that I shouldve ran, just to give him some 'better work stories'.. :D

So I have a nice pile of tickets, and demerit status is 25+35+35 = 95 + (potentially) 25 (for second offense on one ticket) and 45 (court hearing coming up)

Im not a dangerous cunt, just a stupid one... need to sharpen up a bit methinks.

[Deviant Esq]

just a stupid one... need to sharpen up a bit methinks.
Ya reckon? How many times do you wanna get nicked inside a week?! Are you saying "I need to sharpen up" meaning you need to keep more of an eye out for the police... or do you really mean you need to wise up, suck it up, and ride a 250cc within the constraints of the law? No really... which do you mean? Talk is cheap...

And by the way, I feel your pain about the length of time you've got to wait to be eligible to sit your full, if you're under 25. Believe me, I know, I bitch about it as much as anyone, it fucking blows hard. But unfortunately, it's the law, it's not made for us to like it (and Christ in His highchair knows I sure as hell don't)... but as much as it drives me nuts I've stuck to it. I'm going to be free in November too (all going well).

Good luck mate.

[arsnik]

Talk is cheap...

Talk isn\\\'t cheap (unless he\\\'s telling porkies about getting pulled over to add to his hero status) I think he has enough fines now to buy another HONDA 400....

Thats not cheap, THATS STUPID. Some learn, sirens = expensive, AVOID sirens. Simple.

[Karma]

Thats sweet as... so hopefully ill have a license for summer, definately dont want to lose it soon - Im due for my full in novembers.

But was a stupid cnut this morning. Same journey as before, except 6:30am, no cars on the road, police car once again pulls behind me at the lights and pulls me over. Clocked at 78. Bugger. Cop was sweet though. I asked him what I was funding... Felt like saying that I shouldve ran, just to give him some 'better work stories'.. :D

So I have a nice pile of tickets, and demerit status is 25+35+35 = 95 + (potentially) 25 (for second offense on one ticket) and 45 (court hearing coming up)

Im not a dangerous cunt, just a stupid one... need to sharpen up a bit methinks.

There's no way you're gonna get away with 3 months...

Maybe if it was just the time for 50 over the limit you 'may' have managed, but with another two speeding convictions, you're looking at 6 months minimum mate.

[imdying]

Im not a dangerous cunt, just a stupid one... need to sharpen up a bit methinks.You should join the compulsory insurance thread.... as you would have now priced yourself out of insurance, assuming you could still get it... which would be a spot of bother, considering insurance would be compulsory.

[surfchick]

Thats sweet as... ...
But was a stupid cnut this morning. Same journey as before, except 6:30am, no cars on the road, police car once again pulls behind me at the lights and pulls me over. Clocked at 78. Bugger. ....

wow dude!
I enjoyed riding w you lot round to miranda - but you've turned into this uber-cop-gravitron... how could we risk riding with you until this cop-pox-rash you have spawned has passed on...

i was gonna pm you about heading to coro tomorrow... but nooooooo morcs is a cop-swarm
:Police:
:Police::Police:
:Police::Police::Police:
:Police::Police:
:Police:

[westie]

Talk isn\\\'t cheap (unless he\\\'s telling porkies about getting pulled over to add to his hero status) I think he has enough fines now to buy another HONDA 400....

No its quite true. He might be getting fired if he doesn't pull his head in.:2guns:

[_intense_]

gutted, well gutted to be caught, just choose your time and place better next time man, because being naughty is part of the fun and part of the reason we all love to ride. better luck next mono

[avgas]

Im not a dangerous cunt, just a stupid one... need to sharpen up a bit methinks.
Yep. Its all relative, just think of what you could do with $1K to spend on your bike. Not to mention the up coming court costs.
I used to be stupid, now im not so reckless with either my life or my money.

[Morcs]

Finally heard back from the courts regarding my license loss in june (which i pleaded guilty for with a nice letter)

Its not a letter saying what ive been done for, just one saying how am I going to pay the $780 fine that I didnt know about... and that an appointment has been made for me on monday the 8th about arranging payment... well its the 10th today...

[Roj]

Finally heard back from the courts regarding my license loss in june (which i pleaded guilty for with a nice letter)

Its not a letter saying what ive been done for, just one saying how am I going to pay the $780 fine that I didnt know about... and that an appointment has been made for me on monday the 8th about arranging payment... well its the 10th today...

Now that sucks, making an appointment and the letter arriving late, You will probably find that as you were 56 k over the limit that can mean an immediate loss of license

http://www.landtransport.govt.nz/legislation/penalty.html

Speeding
Speeding fines progressively increase for speeds in excess of 10 kilometres an hour, with a maximum fine of $630 where the speed is up to 50 kilometres an hour over the limit. Speeds in excess of this limit come into the careless / dangerous / reckless categories depending on circumstances, and also incur a mandatory 28 day licence suspension.

You may be looking at a lot more yet...

Reckless or dangerous driving [sect 35]
Imprisonment for up to 3 months, or a fine not exceeding $4,500, or both, and disqualification for at least 6 months

Hopefully you have learnt, maybe you need to get in to bucket racing where you can channel the desire for speed in relative safety and slow down on the road:scooter:

[ManDownUnder]

Red rep me all you want Morcs - what a classic fucked up situation... and all your own doing (well apart from the letter arriving a day late, ring the courts pronto and point it out to them.. it won't be a first I'm sure - keep the postmarked envelope as evidence in case it's needed).

Beyond that - it reminds me of a chat I was having with another KBer last weekend. My wife asked him why he's so involved and it was basically to pass on survivial skills.

She then precced to ask further, stating it's the other guy you need to worry about, to which he responded with a very eloquent description of those most likely to be hurt due to lack of self control. His word were eloquent, mine are considerably less so but they were - in essence - young dumb and full of cum.

Take it board man. I'd rather be unpopular than visit you in hospital.

[Morcs]

Now that sucks, making an appointment and the letter arriving late, You will probably find that as you were 56 k over the limit that can mean an immediate loss of license

http://www.landtransport.govt.nz/legislation/penalty.html

Speeding
Speeding fines progressively increase for speeds in excess of 10 kilometres an hour, with a maximum fine of $630 where the speed is up to 50 kilometres an hour over the limit. Speeds in excess of this limit come into the careless / dangerous / reckless categories depending on circumstances, and also incur a mandatory 28 day licence suspension.

You may be looking at a lot more yet...

Reckless or dangerous driving [sect 35]
Imprisonment for up to 3 months, or a fine not exceeding $4,500, or both, and disqualification for at least 6 months

Hopefully you have learnt, maybe you need to get in to bucket racing where you can channel the desire for speed in relative safety and slow down on the road:scooter:

Reckless or dangerous wasnt the charge. They cannot charge me for that If they didnt do so in the first place (thank god)


Red rep me all you want Morcs - what a classic fucked up situation... and all your own doing (well apart from the letter arriving a day late, ring the courts pronto and point it out to them.. it won't be a first I'm sure - keep the postmarked envelope as evidence in case it's needed).

Beyond that - it reminds me of a chat I was having with another KBer last weekend. My wife asked him why he's so involved and it was basically to pass on survivial skills.

She then precced to ask further, stating it's the other guy you need to worry about, to which he responded with a very eloquent description of those most likely to be hurt due to lack of self control. His word were eloquent, mine are considerably less so but they were - in essence - young dumb and full of cum.

Take it board man. I'd rather be unpopular than visit you in hospital.

No worries Nigel, im swallowed a lot of humble pie, especially with having to pay out $1400 in fines this month. and a suspension looming on the horizon... got to rego 2 bikes this month too...

[Karma]

young dumb and full of cum.

I meet two of those requirements... does that mean I'm only 66.6% as likely to die? :eek:

[ManDownUnder]

I meet two of those requirements... does that mean I'm only 66.6% as likely to die? :eek:

Closer to 95% if it's the last two...


No worries Nigel, im swallowed a lot of humble pie, especially with having to pay out $1400 in fines this month. and a suspension looming on the horizon... got to rego 2 bikes this month too...

:niceone: :niceone: :niceone: Respect - and bling. Onya

[vifferman]

got to rego 2 bikes this month too...
It might pay to wait and see if you can actually use them before you fork out the rego fees.

[Mountlocal1]

Hey I got done for speeding (74 in a 50, 2am boondocks) not carrying license, carrying pillion and riding bike bigger than my license (learners) The cop was great. Let me off the speed. And told me the others had no demerit points... Bugger me I hope he was right! :confused:

[moT]

Wow the amount of abuseing in this thread is ammusing.. here is some advice pete when you go to court talk to a lawyer (its free) and see if they can do anything for you if they can let them represent you the courts wont think you are trying to get away with anything you are intitled to a defence (this is also free) if the lawyer advise that you plead guilty, plead guilty.. I also reccomend that if you end up with a shit load of fines after this go back to court and apply to pay off all your fines with community service. you can choose where to do the community service (i reccomend old ppl home gardening or something) its nice and easy and the old ppl treat you good, dont let the probation place pick a place for you!!! This is a fantastic way to payy of fines they the ammount of hrs for the ammount of fines you have turns out to be a very good hourly wage eg: $100p/h (i shit you not)

Also if you think of driveing or rideing when disqualified (which is very naughty and highly not reccomended but if you think of it i heard this works very well) make sure ur vehicle i warrented and has rego and get a mate who has a licence and get his ok to learn his details learn his full name, date of birth and address (this is all the details you need to give the cop) you might get a fine for not producing drivers licence of $50 or something (which you will have to play ur mate but better than getting caught for disqualified driveing)

[marty]

Also if you think of driveing or rideing when disqualified (which is very naughty and highly not reccomended but if you think of it i heard this works very well) make sure ur vehicle i warrented and has rego and get a mate who has a licence and get his ok to learn his details learn his full name, date of birth and address (this is all the details you need to give the cop) you might get a fine for not producing drivers licence of $50 or something (which you will have to play ur mate but better than getting caught for disqualified driveing)


hate to burst ya boiler mate, but while checking your licence details over the radio in order to write a ticket for not producing your licence, it would be quickly discovered what the status was, and you'd be in cuffs and your ride on the back of a truck before you could say 'bugger'

[BIGBOSSMAN]

Shit, this is taking a while Pete - what's the current status?
It'll be interesting seeing how it's dealt with - my bud on his 636 (name changed to protect the guilty) was busted 2 weeks ago (as you saw) on the ATNR, no dangerous driving/careless use but an immediate 28 day suspension and a future court date.
Speed was 165kmh - will he get a further loss of licence? Or not...:Police:

[moT]

as i said bad idea you wld have to be a dick wad to do it but it can work

[scumdog]

Bugger.

Just went over to pick my Gf up from the shore last night, hardly ridden all week so was going a bit faster through those nice roads heading into glenfield... Pulled a nice 2 up wheelie from the lights too... bad behaviour really...

Cop pulls behind me at the lights with Discos flashing, I pull over and act normal and calm...

Cop was obviously a noob, she took my license and was sat in the car for ages, obviously having to look up my license conditions to see what she could rape me for...

Was speeding, 74kph in a 50. $170 fine and 35 demerits.
Had a pillion, $400 fine and 25 demerits
Was riding a 400cc, $400 and 25 demerits (which I got let off)

On top of this I recently put a guilty plead in for being 56kph over the limit on the ATNR, so looking at least $650 and no more than 50 demerits.

So pretty sure ill be over 100 demerits, just wondering how long the license loss is? is it 28 days or 6 months?

All up im rather pissed off, I know the law is the law blah blah but none of these incidents was dangerous at all in each circumstances...

Anyone flaming me when I know whats wrong will get red rep... really not in the mood..

Always said that good entertainment don't come cheap:pinch::whistle:

[scumdog]

Also if you think of driveing or rideing when disqualified (which is very naughty and highly not reccomended but if you think of it i heard this works very well) make sure ur vehicle i warrented and has rego and get a mate who has a licence and get his ok to learn his details learn his full name, date of birth and address (this is all the details you need to give the cop) you might get a fine for not producing drivers licence of $50 or something (which you will have to play ur mate but better than getting caught for disqualified driveing)

Give it a go if you feel lucky punk - but when it goes pear-shaped? - Hoooo-boy! $$$$$$$$$ flying out the window is all you'll hear.

Hasn't worked on me yet, a few have tried..

[Ixion]

hate to burst ya boiler mate, but while checking your licence details over the radio in order to write a ticket for not producing your licence, it would be quickly discovered what the status was, and you'd be in cuffs and your ride on the back of a truck before you could say 'bugger'

I think you misunderstand. Mr Tom is suggesting giving the mates details. And saying "don't have licence on me" to avoid the photo giving the game away. Licence check on mate (whom the cop thinks you are) hopefully comes up clean

However, for it to work I think that (at least) the vehicle would need to e registered in said mates name. If I was a cop and stopped a vehicle purportedly being driven by Mr Smith, then discovered the vehicle was registered to Mr Brown, a disqualified driver, I would make further enquiries. Extensive ones. Possible Mr Brown, being law abiding and unable to drive himself has lent his vehicle to Mr Smith. Possibly. Or possibly not. Cops aren't stupid . Well, not all of them. Well, not all the time.

[moT]

Give it a go if you feel lucky punk - but when it goes pear-shaped? - Hoooo-boy! $$$$$$$$$ flying out the window is all you'll hear.

Hasn't worked on me yet, a few have tried..

I can imagine how bad that would go if someone got caught doing that...
Can you tell me straight up is it illegal to put ur knee down on the road rideing if you do it safely and within the speed limits? eg:around a roundabout

[Big Dave]

Give it a go if you feel lucky punk - but when it goes pear-shaped? - Hoooo-boy! $$$$$$$$$ flying out the window is all you'll hear.

Hasn't worked on me yet, a few have tried..

Mate of mine was a senior motorcycle cop in the NSW force. Forced retirement when he got rammed in a chase and busted up his leg pretty bad. Now he's the 'Road Captain' for H-D Australia. Looks after all the media events, leads the rides. He was pretty famous as a motorcycle racer - and as a cop. Citation winner.

Tells me over beers that he stopped this bloke on the Hume Hwy that he had never seen before.

The bloke tells him what a fantastic relationship he has with the local sarge - 'Paul Bailey is his name - legend - we're great mates, why don't you check with Paul - he'll vouch for me.....Officer?.....Officer? Excuse me what IS your name officer.'

'Paul Bailey.'

[moT]

Mate of mine was a senior motorcycle cop in the NSW force. Forced retirement when he got rammed in a chase and busted up his leg pretty bad. Now he's the 'Road Captain' for H-D Australia. Looks after all the media events, leads the rides. He was pretty famous as a motorcycle racer - and as a cop. Citation winner.

Tells me over beers that he stopped this bloke on the Hume Hwy that he had never seen before.

The bloke tells him what a fantastic relationship he has with the local sarge - 'Paul Bailey is his name - legend - we're great mates, why don't you check with Paul - he'll vouch for me.....Officer?.....Officer? Excuse me what IS your name officer.'

'Paul Bailey.'

HAHA Gutted

[jrandom]

Hasn't worked on me yet...

I'm afraid I must point out that you beg the question of how you'd know if it had.

[moT]

good point

[Big Dave]

I'm afraid I must point out that you beg the question of how you'd know if it had.



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[turtleman]

...Also if you think of driveing or rideing when disqualified (which is very naughty and highly not reccomended but if you think of it i heard this works very well) make sure ur vehicle i warrented and has rego and get a mate who has a licence and get his ok to learn his details learn his full name, date of birth and address (this is all the details you need to give the cop) you might get a fine for not producing drivers licence of $50 or something (which you will have to play ur mate but better than getting caught for disqualified driveing)

A young fellow of my aquaintance done this - using my sons details to get away with it (without my sons knowledge or agreement). :angry2: He'd managed to memorize the details off the licence, and knew the address well as he used to flat there (until I, as the landlord, kicked him out for non payment of rent and damage to the property).

This worked twice for him in fact. Unfortunately on the 3rd attempt to get away with it, the arresting officer happened to be my brother :Police: .

1. He didn't know that the person whose details he was using had an uncle who was a cop in the same town.
2. He didn't know that my son had since left that address and moved cities.
3. He didn't think that when the fines from the first 2 incidents were received by us, they would be questioned by us and an investigation would ensue.
4. He didn't think the cops would search the car
5. You'd think he'd behave when there were outstanding warrants for other unrelated offences.
6. His passenger at the time was also wanted.

Got done for all the driving offences, plus the outstanding warrants, plus the large amount of cannabis stashed in the boot of the unwarranted, unregistered car. Passenger also arrested. Both charged with giving false details. Both now in prison.

Dumb cunts.

[moT]

Indeed they are dumb cunts he sounded like a prick too

[Warr]

Yesterday, 22:23 Wow ......

Heres my nomination to the "King Of Dredge"

[jahrasti]

I think you misunderstand. Mr Tom is suggesting giving the mates details. And saying "don't have licence on me" to avoid the photo giving the game away. Licence check on mate (whom the cop thinks you are) hopefully comes up clean

However, for it to work I think that (at least) the vehicle would need to e registered in said mates name. If I was a cop and stopped a vehicle purportedly being driven by Mr Smith, then discovered the vehicle was registered to Mr Brown, a disqualified driver, I would make further enquiries. Extensive ones. Possible Mr Brown, being law abiding and unable to drive himself has lent his vehicle to Mr Smith. Possibly. Or possibly not. Cops aren't stupid . Well, not all of them. Well, not all the time.

He can fel free to give it a go, but when he gets a 750 bucka infringement for supplying false details as to own id, then I will sit on her and laugh my saggy man boobs off when he is crying about it.

[Patch]

Morcs, you fucken sinner!
Fancy being young and enjoying your riding so much.
You dumb cunt.

Listen to all the nice people here trying to help you, stay at home and wrap yourself in cotton wool FFS. Then you can conform and be just like them.

:done: oh, an beware of the kb hippo stampede :chase:




so, how long do you have to ride without being "noticed"?? :whistle:

[Morcs]

Shit, this is taking a while Pete - what's the current status?
It'll be interesting seeing how it's dealt with - my bud on his 636 (name changed to protect the guilty) was busted 2 weeks ago (as you saw) on the ATNR, no dangerous driving/careless use but an immediate 28 day suspension and a future court date.
Speed was 165kmh - will he get a further loss of licence? Or not...:Police:

Gary, it will be another loss of license. It was the same as I got done for on the ATNR, except i was at 172 but got written down for 156 - same offence though, exceeding 100kph. He can expect to get a summons a month or so after he finishes the 28 daya, requesting his plead. If he pleads guilty to the charge he wont have to go to court, and he will get a later in the post shortly after the date the case is actually in court saying what the penalty was. I got a 3 month suspension and a fine of $780. As for my status, the guy from baycorp seemed to give up trying to take my license weeks ago... he hasnt even called me.

[scumdog]

As for my status, the guy from baycorp seemed to give up trying to take my license weeks ago... he hasnt even called me.

Which means the first time a cop stops you he will pluck your licence - most inconvenient in the middle of Blackhole, South Auckland late on a Saturday night.

[McDuck]

I think you misunderstand. Mr Tom is suggesting giving the mates details. And saying "don't have licence on me" to avoid the photo giving the game away. Licence check on mate (whom the cop thinks you are) hopefully comes up clean

However, for it to work I think that (at least) the vehicle would need to e registered in said mates name. If I was a cop and stopped a vehicle purportedly being driven by Mr Smith, then discovered the vehicle was registered to Mr Brown, a disqualified driver, I would make further enquiries. Extensive ones. Possible Mr Brown, being law abiding and unable to drive himself has lent his vehicle to Mr Smith. Possibly. Or possibly not. Cops aren't stupid . Well, not all of them. Well, not all the time.

Who would be dumb enough to lend thair bike and thair NAME to sombody who drives baddly enough to lose a licence? Shure as hell i wouldnt.

[Krayy]

<snip>
If I have a pillion, then their safety comes before mine.
So 2 up wheelies on a bike you're not licensed (and presumably not mature enough) to handle is taking their safety into consideration? :eek:

I'll be f**kin' surprised if she's your girlfriend much longer if she has half a brain :oi-grr:

[Morcs]

So 2 up wheelies on a bike you're not licensed (and presumably not mature enough) to handle is taking their safety into consideration? :eek:

I'll be f**kin' surprised if she's your girlfriend much longer if she has half a brain :oi-grr:

Dude, you missed the boat. The giving me shit in this thread was months ago.

For the record, I guarantee I am safer and more skilled than you could ever be.

And I only do 1 up wheelies now. 2 up was never intentional... just dumping the clutch a bit too aggresively off the lights.

EDIT. Giving me red for a topic ages ago is not on. Have it back. Cunt.

[RnB Fan]

Dude you were born in the wrong era! Bring back the good old days I say. At 15 was pulled up on an unwarranted, unregistered bike, no keys as we had hotwired it when we took it out of my Dad's garage, no licence (car or bike) and a pillion passenger. Got a $25 fine for "driving without the required class of licence" and the cops didn't even report me to my parents or the school (as it was during a school day and we were in uniform).

Take it easy out there.

[snot]

For the record, I guarantee I am safer and more skilled than you could ever be.

Yeah me too..


And I only do 1 up wheelies now. 2 up was never intentional... just dumping the clutch a bit too aggresively off the lights.

Yeah me too..

[Krayy]

...
For the record, I guarantee I am safer and more skilled than you could ever be.
...

And the worst thing is that I'll still be sorry for you after they scrape your broken body off the ground and the post of your demise hits KB. Take it on the track if you only want to "play" and leave us serious riders the f**k alone.


...
EDIT. Giving me red for a topic ages ago is not on. Have it back. C**t.
If I'm such a c**t, how is it that I can red rep you for a dumb ass post, while you manage to give me green rep? :bleh:
I said it in the rep and I'll say it again, "You sir, are a cock of the 1st order":shake:

[surfchick]

Dude you were born in the wrong era! Bring back the good old days I say. At 15 was pulled up on an unwarranted, unregistered bike, no keys as we had hotwired it when we took it out of my Dad's garage, no licence (car or bike) and a pillion passenger. Got a $25 fine for "driving without the required class of licence" and the cops didn't even report me to my parents or the school (as it was during a school day and we were in uniform).

Take it easy out there.

god... everything is so over regulated now... your story is a bit more like it should be :)... only thing against the idea is the full-blown atomic speeds the nu generation of hotwired bikes can reach... and in some ways maybe that's no argument either...

[surfchick]

Take it on the track if you only want to "play" and leave us serious riders the f**k alone...

...]:shake:

I've been away overseas a while and this thread is back! wihoo.... morcs saved me a few dollars with this thread... kind of reminded me to register the bike... what was unlucky for morcs was lucky for me... so... pet thread :)

krayy - it's only fair to tell you he does take it to the track - mostly ;)

[Morcs]

If I'm such a c**t, how is it that I can red rep you for a dumb ass post, while you manage to give me green rep? :bleh:
I said it in the rep and I'll say it again, "You sir, are a cock of the 1st order":shake:

In that case, I have to laugh :laugh:

[moT]

Krayy leave him the fuck alone stop thinking ur better than everyone else! I can vouch for Morks hes a really good rider and me personaly i believe someone has a less chance of dieing if they know what there doing and a bit rekless than a person who doesnt know what there doing and being safer

[Oscar]

*puts red rep away in pocket*

That was a good response.. :D

I lost my license for 6 months just last year, and did it again for 28 days this year...

I admit to NOT riding whilst disqualified, the hightened amount of paranoia is enough to make one go loopy. :D

Im just going to bend over, lube myself up, and let them aim for penetration.

You should be thankful that the Feds got you before Darwin did...

[homer]

im quite sure that cock suckers like you should be off the road

maybe for the sake of the rest of us you may go to court and lose your licence and your bike ,maybe they might sell it for you

and the crown gets the money

just fuck off
dont know why you even posted the thread

[homer]

So 2 up wheelies on a bike you're not licensed (and presumably not mature enough) to handle is taking their safety into consideration? :eek:

I'll be f**kin' surprised if she's your girlfriend much longer if she has half a brain :oi-grr:

i agree totally
if hes so fucken good ....why not waste his money at the track

[jahrasti]

Krayy leave him the fuck alone stop thinking ur better than everyone else! I can vouch for Morks hes a really good rider and me personaly i believe someone has a less chance of dieing if they know what there doing and a bit rekless than a person who doesnt know what there doing and being safer

Sorry, can someone translate that back in english for me please.

[homer]

Gary, it will be another loss of license. It was the same as I got done for on the ATNR, except i was at 172 but got written down for 156 - same offence though, exceeding 100kph. He can expect to get a summons a month or so after he finishes the 28 daya, requesting his plead. If he pleads guilty to the charge he wont have to go to court, and he will get a later in the post shortly after the date the case is actually in court saying what the penalty was. I got a 3 month suspension and a fine of $780. As for my status, the guy from baycorp seemed to give up trying to take my license weeks ago... he hasnt even called me.

having lost my licence 1once before the cop will come to your place and take it from you
so at say 7 one morn you have no licence

dont know what bay corp are going to do with it
i doubt they can touch it

[dipshit]

Sorry, can someone translate that back in english for me please.


"We have photos of ourselves all dressed up and going around corners on pretty race bikes... we can also do wheelies and shit. Therefore we are the best motorcyclists to ever walk the face of the earth. We will never crash because we are just so fucking amazing! This is why we can do stupid shit on the roads. We are that good! You old farts cannot possibly ride bikes as good as we can... therefore you are the dangerous ones."

:rofl:

[McDuck]

"We have photos of ourselves all dressed up and going around corners on pretty race bikes... we can also do wheelies and shit. Therefore we are the best motorcyclists to ever walk the face of the earth. We will never crash because we are just so fucking amazing! This is why we can do stupid shit on the roads. We are that good! You old farts cannot possibly ride bikes as good as we can... therefore you are the dangerous ones."

:rofl:

OR


"he gives me pleasure no chick can give me. If i dont defend him he will tell my mates"

[scumdog]

dont know what bay corp are going to do with it
i doubt they can touch it

Oh yes they can!

First line of attack - they are given the task of 'getting' you licence.

IF they can't find you you're put on the 'list' with the police.

Next time you're checked by them you will come up as: "Wanted For Licence Suspension"

Don't go past go, don't collect $200.

[Big Dave]

Don't go past go, don't collect $200.


Gross abuse of a cliche!

DO NOT PASS GO!

[more_fasterer]

im quite sure that cock suckers like you should be off the road

maybe for the sake of the rest of us you may go to court and lose your licence


having lost my licence 1once before the cop will come to your place and take it from you

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:niceone:

[Morcs]

im quite sure that cock suckers like you should be off the road

maybe for the sake of the rest of us you may go to court and lose your licence and your bike ,maybe they might sell it for you

and the crown gets the money

just fuck off
dont know why you even posted the thread

You fuck off. I was here before you.

How date you call me a cock sucker, who do you think you are with your low post count, I bet your bike doesnt even have USD forks.

Dont take everything that you read literally - a lot of people on KB Know me very well and have ridden, or do ride with me regularly will say im not a reckless cock sucker.

Just because you ride a gay tourer, doesnt put you in a position to comment.

[Ixion]

Dont take everything that you read literally - a lot of people on KB Know me very well and have ridden, or do ride with me regularly will say im not a reckless cock sucker.



Hm. I guess we need some input here from all these folk .Didn't realise there were so many had experience of your cock sucking. Maybe you could start a poll , options of 'Morc sucks cock very carefully' and 'Morcs is reckless when cock sucking' :devil2:

[Disco Dan]

You fuck off. I was here before you.

How date you call me a cock sucker, who do you think you are with your low post count, I bet your bike doesnt even have USD forks.

Dont take everything that you read literally - a lot of people on KB Know me very well and have ridden, or do ride with me regularly will say im not a reckless cock sucker.

Just because you ride a gay tourer, doesnt put you in a position to comment.

He sucks donkey dick!! He sucks donkey dick!! He sucks donkey dick!!

Wheres my beer...

[Morcs]

Hm. I guess we need some input here from all these folk .Didn't realise there were so many had experience of your cock sucking. Maybe you could start a poll , options of 'Morc sucks cock very carefully' and 'Morcs is reckless when cock sucking' :devil2:


He sucks donkey dick!! He sucks donkey dick!! He sucks donkey dick!!

Wheres my beer...

Customer satisfaction is my priority. Anyone unhappy with the service provided, please send me a pm.

[scracha]

Customer satisfaction is my priority. Anyone unhappy with the service provided, please send me a pm.

You keep being a naughty boy on the road Morcs and you'll end up in the big hoose being someones wife. Then you really will be sucking cock.

Oh..wait a minute. This is New Zealand...people don't go to jail.

[ArcherWC]

Hm. I guess we need some input here from all these folk .Didn't realise there were so many had experience of your cock sucking. Maybe you could start a poll , options of 'Morc sucks cock very carefully' and 'Morcs is reckless when cock sucking' :devil2:

has to be "very carefully" he rides a Honda and we all know only old Woman and Homos ride them

[NC]

Ah well, it happens.

If your willing to take the risks, you should be willing to pay the fines.

[homer]

You fuck off. I was here before you.

How date you call me a cock sucker, who do you think you are with your low post count, I bet your bike doesnt even have USD forks.

Dont take everything that you read literally - a lot of people on KB Know me very well and have ridden, or do ride with me regularly will say im not a reckless cock sucker.

Just because you ride a gay tourer, doesnt put you in a position to comment.

No it wont do and nor do i need them have any use for them and nor do i care in the slightest

Oh so i shouldnt post , cause you started a thread ,and with a low post count its not right
ill remember that when im in the cage and a toss rider wheelies past ,towards or beside me
I DONT MOVE OR ON THE BIKE

[Morcs]

No it wont do and nor do i need them have any use for them and nor do i care in the slightest

Oh so i shouldnt post , cause you started a thread ,and with a low post count its not right
ill remember that when im in the cage and a toss rider wheelies past ,towards or beside me
I DONT MOVE OR ON THE BIKE

Dude I was taking the piss :D just adding a bit of humour in.

[scracha]

has to be "very carefully" he rides a Honda and we all know only old Woman and Homos ride them

Yawn...that's one tired old joke now. It's about as funny as "Suzuki's are $hite and break down after 2 years" or "Kawasaki spares are ridiculously expensive".

[ArcherWC]

Yawn...that's one tired old joke now. It's about as funny as "Suzuki's are $hite and break down after 2 years" or "Kawasaki spares are ridiculously expensive".


an oldie, but a goody ???? and I dont think Suzukis last much more than a year now, going by current form

[westie]

QUOTE=homer;1398846]ill remember that when im in the cage and a toss rider wheelies past ,towards or beside me
I DONT MOVE OR ON THE BIKE[/QUOTE]

You may need to explain what you mean as the words you typed make fuck all sense!
Are you drunk in charge? (happens to us all)

:laugh: