Be careful at your home

[Big Dan]

Well i was going to grab something from my car and going down the steps there was a SNAP the step broke and sends me plumiting towards the concrete :Oops: smashing my knee open and grazing my elbow and braking my toe

Now i'm sore and just urge all of you to take care at home you never know what could happen

Take care and be safe

BIG DAN

[hXc]

*Points and laughs like Nelson from The Simpsons*
Sorry, someone had to do it.

Nah, serious...Heal up well man, and mind the step.

[007XX]

Oh ouch, bugger and crap!

Sorry to hear that mate, really sounds painful...Heal quick and well!

[Nasty]

Sounds like one of our issues .. too much riding not enough home maintenance .. heal well. :doctor:

[Kittyhawk]

But you wernt wearing your sliders while walking around the house? Nor ya helmet?? - these wanna be bikers (yes I walked around my house all day in my leather pants for the hell of it today) ((wont even go where you insert crash bungs on a person)):lol:

Get well soon! Sux that it happend. At home, its a dangerous place!!!! Take care!!

*hugs*

[paturoa]

Put on a few pounds over winter too???

[driftn]

Hey Dan remember the the wee altercation you had with the toilet a few years ago? hahahaha.
Get well soon dude gotta watch those stairs mate they will get you in the end.

[Big Dan]

Hey Dan remember the the wee altercation you had with the toilet a few years ago? hahahaha.
Get well soon dude gotta watch those stairs mate they will get you in the end.

yes i do but your name is a mystrey

[NinjaNanna]

left foot or right foot?

Can you still change gears that's the biggest question???????

[Big Dan]

Hi All

Thought i'd give you an update on injuries i've had and the recovery

my arm is healing nicely but the bicep that was pulled is slowly getting better as time is going by my knees are pretty dam sore and cut on left knee is getting better and turns out i don't have broken toe so thats all good

and thanks for the get well messages you all are a caring lot

[White trash]

Pffft, back to the salads big fella.

[Toaster]

most people crash driving to and from home on short trips.... most injuries occur in the home.... my point - DONT BLOODY GO HOME - STAY OUT AND PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

........oh and shame about the fall dude.

[mstriumph]

please PLEASE don't let the 'protective gear' brigade find this thread :(

[Big Dan]

Pffft, back to the salads big fella.

I never left the salads "mate" the step was rotten just a matter of time and my bad luck yet again

could do with a hug trashy one

[Big Dan]

please PLEASE don't let the 'protective gear' brigade find this thread :(

bring them on i'll slap them back to last week

[Swoop]

You obviously require a friendly visit from Unkle Heilen and her OSH Stormtroopers. They will go through your house and make it perfectly safe. You will not be able to do anything in the house ever again and be tied up with paperwork and red-tape-bullshit for the rest of your days, just like the rest of NZ...:jerry:

[Kittyhawk]

OK so structure of a house is dangerous but what abut products inside.

excuse typos and lack of sense this makes.... its late at night and Im feeling tipsy from some new medication Im on....

shouldnt really confess to how one does manage such things.


I ...managed to trip over my cordless phone....now before youstart thinking such things.....it wsnt the cord to the phone jack nor the cord to connect power.

It was actualy the cordless phone part.

had socks on and stood on it, slipped off and was then on the ground looking very puzzled.

[caesius]

You obviously require a friendly visit from Unkle Heilen and her OSH Stormtroopers. They will go through your house and make it perfectly safe. You will not be able to do anything in the house ever again and be tied up with paperwork and red-tape-bullshit for the rest of your days, just like the rest of NZ...

Yes you obviously need to be wrapped in that poppy-bubble stuff. NZ just isn't protecting its citizens.

Hope you're alright, getting hurt sucks.

[ManDownUnder]

Aaaaaaaa yes the little known variant of leaky home syndrome, "breaky home syndrome". Ring the council - they're clearly at fault!

*wandering off singing*

"don't break my step, my creaky breaky step..."

Seriously though man - bummer! I hate it when shite like that happens. I know a good builder (and very reasonably priced) if you need one. PM me if needed

[Maha]

I know a good builder (and very reasonably priced) if you need one. PM me if needed


Its Bob isn't it?.....:lol:

[vifferman]

Yes, indeedy.
My most serious injury was not from a bike crash, but from a fall in the gargre caused by my socks. I now have an arthritic right shoulder as a result.
And some minor scarring on my face, most of which is conveniently hidden beneath my right eyebrow, where 4 of the 6 stitches were applied.

[peasea]

Yes, indeedy.
My most serious injury was not from a bike crash, but from a fall in the gargre caused by my socks. I now have an arthritic right shoulder as a result.
And some minor scarring on my face, most of which is conveniently hidden beneath my right eyebrow, where 4 of the 6 stitches were applied.

Caused by your socks??

[yungatart]

Socks can be very dangerous.
Never underestimate the dangers lurking around a pair of socks! (or should that be lurking around in a pair of socks?)
They are brutal nasty mantraps for the uninitiated!

[peasea]

Socks can be very dangerous.
Never underestimate the dangers lurking around a pair of socks! (or should that be lurking around in a pair of socks?)
They are brutal nasty mantraps for the uninitiated!

I just had some visions of some dude up a ladder and the Chucky-style socks leaping out and pushing the ladder over, then running into a mousehole or something.

I could also name a few people whose socks can do serious damage to ones nasal passages.

[yungatart]

Yeah! My point exactly!
I Have 3 brothers, 3 sons and a husband....cocaine wouldn't have damaged my nasal passges any more than their socks!

[peasea]

Yeah! My point exactly!
I Have 3 brothers, 3 sons and a husband....cocaine wouldn't have damaged my nasal passges any more than their socks!
It would'a been fun trying tho'

[vifferman]

Caused by your socks??
Yes. :o
Y'see, we'd been in our house only a few weeks, and there were HEAPS of jobs to do. So, every night I'd come home and do a few chores before dinner. This one night (back at band camp), I headed out to the gargre to get a mastic gun and some other tools. Owing to the gargre having two stupid narrow doors, to get my bike in I had to park the Wankermobile (Pajero) up against the back of the gargre, to leave room behind it to manouevre the bike past. So anyway, I took a shortcut across the front bumper bar to get the tools. On the way back, concentrating on not dropping anything, my socky foot slipped off the bumper.
Uh-oh...
Faceplant into doorframe and concrete.
Ouchie.
I looked at my business shirt, now covered in blood.
Uh-oh... that's not good.
Stagger inside.
The vifferbabe sees blood on shirt: "What have you done to your arm?"
"Um... nothing... look at my face..."
:gob:"Oh shit!!"
Cue vifferman collapsing on floor.
The vifferbabe thought I'd died, so took the advantage to give me a beating for leaving her a widow... :Oops:
Then I revived ("He's alive! He's A-LIIIIIIVE!!!"), and we went to A&E.
Youngest sprog goes very white, throws up all over inside of car.
Yet another thing for the vifferbabe to do when we (eventually) returned home...

[peasea]

Yes. :o
Y'see, we'd been in our house only a few weeks, and there were HEAPS of jobs to do. So, every night I'd come home and do a few chores before dinner. This one night (back at band camp), I headed out to the gargre to get a mastic gun and some other tools. Owing to the gargre having two stupid narrow doors, to get my bike in I had to park the Wankermobile (Pajero) up against the back of the gargre, to leave room behind it to manouevre the bike past. So anyway, I took a shortcut across the front bumper bar to get the tools. On the way back, concentrating on not dropping anything, my socky foot slipped off the bumper.
Uh-oh...
Faceplant into doorframe and concrete.
Ouchie.
I looked at my business shirt, now covered in blood.
Uh-oh... that's not good.
Stagger inside.
The vifferbabe sees blood on shirt: "What have you done to your arm?"
"Um... nothing... look at my face..."
:gob:"Oh shit!!"
Cue vifferman collapsing on floor.
The vifferbabe thought I'd died, so took the advantage to give me a beating for leaving her a widow... :Oops:
Then I revived ("He's alive! He's A-LIIIIIIVE!!!"), and we went to A&E.
Youngest sprog goes very white, throws up all over inside of car.
Yet another thing for the vifferbabe to do when we (eventually) returned home...

Not making light of your 'Tim' impersonation that sounds bloody funny, well written. Glad you 'bounced' back.

Odd that you chose to give a Pajero garage space though.

[Big Dan]

Bit of an update

My arm has healed nicely my knee is slowly cause i keep knocking the f*^@er but all in all i'm doing fine

Yes Socks are very Dangerous My mother use to have a two storey house with 16 carpeted steps and she was woken up a couple of times from me slipping down the stairs bouncing on my arse

AAHHHHHHHH save me the SOCK is after me HELP!!