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Stickchick
11th September 2007, 11:22
A friend of mine and I were having a random conversation about what side of the bed we prefer to sleep on when sleeping alone.

I have come to the conclusion that most people (when alone) sleep closest to the door. So I just want to see if I can prove this theory right.

Her_C4
11th September 2007, 11:28
Hadn't really thought about it before - but yes I sleep on the left of the bed nearest to the door - even in motels etc... :wacko:

EDIT: An ex used to sleep on the right side though(?) even when on his own, - at least that is where he was when I got home from nightshift ... :whistle:

Curious_AJ
11th September 2007, 11:36
yeah.. how weird... the theory is being proven...

I myself like to be nearer to the open side of the bed (which is mostly near the door) mainly coz i hate having to crawl around to get off the bed if i go to pee at night.

and when i'm with someone, definately near the door, i don't like to disturb the other by climbing over them...

tide
11th September 2007, 11:38
mmm right hand side, but it has nothing to do with the door... just always have... :blink:

Chickadee
11th September 2007, 11:39
I like the left, McJim liked the left. So we comprimised and he got the left. When he's away I get the middle!

I believe a lot of celebrities have their own bedrooms and beds, which would be nice in some ways but I like my man in the bed.

skelstar
11th September 2007, 11:48
Away from the wall? ...but on the righthand-side when not alone (I'm right-handed) :shit:

Stickchick
11th September 2007, 11:49
mmm right hand side, but it has nothing to do with the door... just always have... :blink:

Have you ever thought why? so is the right hand side away from the door then?

NighthawkNZ
11th September 2007, 11:53
I steal both sides... :D

tide
11th September 2007, 11:59
Have you ever thought why? so is the right hand side away from the door then?

Nah never thought why...

At home its closest to the door... at the moment, If I go away, then goto the right hand side... :) and other houses it's has been the right hand side away from the door... maybe I'm just weird... well I know I weird... :laugh: :bleh:

Skyryder
11th September 2007, 12:01
When I first got married my side was the side nearest the wall. Still is but now it is the other side.

Skyryder

vifferman
11th September 2007, 12:02
Mybedroomfuxyourtheory.
Three doors (hallway, deck, ensuite).
So I sleep all over the place.
Oh... wait...
That actually kinda supports your hypothesis.:whistle:

Joni
11th September 2007, 12:03
Where is the "in the middle" option? As thats where I sleep when alone...
However I slepp nearest the door now.
:yes:

Stickchick
11th September 2007, 12:03
I know this theory doesn't work when you have someone else in your bed, I'm just asking what side when you sleep alone.

Virago
11th September 2007, 12:04
Where's the "away from the damp patch" option?

Stickchick
11th September 2007, 12:04
Where is the "in the middle" option? As thats where I sleep when alone...
However I slepp nearest the door now.
:yes:

Sorry don't know how to change a poll

hellnback
11th September 2007, 12:07
Whatever side the tv's on.

Joni
11th September 2007, 12:08
I will change it for you... ;)

judecatmad
11th September 2007, 12:09
Where's the 'starfish using the whole bed' option? That's my luxury choice when Dave's away!

Curious_AJ
11th September 2007, 12:09
rofl... yeah... add right hand side to my answer... when im in my single bed at my folks house I often find myself pressed against the right wall face first...

Stickchick
11th September 2007, 12:11
I will change it for you... ;)

Thanks Chick :2thumbsup

Big Dog
11th September 2007, 12:20
Nothing sinister, just the when alone the other side of the bed (nearest the doors) still has my riding bag(s) on it. Not to mention any washing I have not folded.

When sharing prefer the side nearest the door. If neither is nearer then the right.

marioc
11th September 2007, 12:40
where is the "depends on what side the cats are on" option :rolleyes:

MisterD
11th September 2007, 13:12
I think I remember reading somewhere that men sleep better if they are between their partner and the door...something along the lines of guarding the mouth of the cave kind of thing...

RC1
11th September 2007, 13:20
in the middle mostly or on right side

sunhuntin
11th September 2007, 13:21
where ever is furthur away from the door. thats both alone and with someone. the unoccupied side of my own bed generally has crap all over it... currently 3 boxes of stuff that should be listed on trademe but isnt, lol.

currently, when looking at the bed, its the left side. with my partner, its the right.

MSTRS
11th September 2007, 13:38
On the top. Where the duvet is....

Grahameeboy
11th September 2007, 13:45
On the top. Where the duvet is....

Is that before or after:baby:

fireball
11th September 2007, 13:48
where ever i lay my head at the time is where i sleep when alone until someone jumps in to bed and moves me

Hitcher
11th September 2007, 14:05
I sleep on the side of the bed not occupied by Mrs H. This is invariably the left-hand side, irrespective of the location of doors or other fittings and fixtures. This is a very privileged state of affairs, I have been told.

Riff Raff
11th September 2007, 14:14
I always sleep on the right, doesn't matter where the door is.


Where's the "away from the damp patch" option?

I endeavour by very subtle maneouvres to ensure that the damp patch will always be on WT's side. I hope he doesn't read this!

Mystery
11th September 2007, 14:17
I sleep alone every night :crybaby: and find old habits are very hard to break!
I tried the middle and the whole bed starfish position but ended up, as usual, on the very left edge of a Super King bed away from the door.
Kinda seems like a lot of wasted bedspace :rolleyes:

bobsmith
11th September 2007, 14:19
Against the wall. Otherwise I usually get pushed off the bed by my fiancee (she maintains that I roll off the bed in my sleep but I'm sure she pushes me off the bed for a laugh)

Coldrider
11th September 2007, 14:29
The dog box is fine, both sides are in front of the opening.

Fryin Finn
11th September 2007, 14:33
I always sleep on the right as I make love with my right hand and keep my left hand for those kinky moments:msn-wink:

peasea
11th September 2007, 14:54
I hang upside down from a tree branch.
All day.

LilSel
11th September 2007, 15:03
Which way are you looking at the bed to tell if its the 'left' or the 'right' side??????

If laying in the bed left/right is diff to if you are standing at the end of it facing the headboard... :stupid:

Nasty
11th September 2007, 15:21
Interesting poll and thread ... I have a simple choice when the Grub is not home ... I get the middle .. the cats have a habit of being one on each side .. and don't like sleeping together ... mind you I still climb out of the left hand side ... which when the Grub also occupies the bed is the side I sleep in ..right next to the door to the ensuite :)

Virago
11th September 2007, 15:23
Which way are you looking at the bed to tell if its the 'left' or the 'right' side??????

If laying in the bed left/right is diff to if you are standing at the end of it facing the headboard... :stupid:

...Not if you lay face down.

LilSel
11th September 2007, 15:24
...Not if you lay face down.

This is true... :sunny:

Ocean1
11th September 2007, 15:24
...Not if you lay face down.

But you can't see the mirror on the roo... nevermind.

yungatart
11th September 2007, 15:53
I like the left, McJim liked the left. So we comprimised and he got the left. When he's away I get the middle!



Touche! Except, I liked the right hand side of the bed, Mstrs also liked the right, so we compromised and he got the right, the middle and pretty often the left as well.....and people wonder why I'm not very big...I have to squeeze into the little wee bit he leaves for me....

Str8 Jacket
11th September 2007, 17:00
I have come to the conclusion that most people (when alone) sleep closest to the door. So I just want to see if I can prove this theory right.

Not me. I sleep on the other side of the bed, furtherest away from the door. But I thnk thats cause I have an awesome view and its closer to the window?

avgas
11th September 2007, 17:12
Frickn women dictate where i fricken sleep.
its awesome when i go on bussi trip and have a whole bed to myself.

Str8 Jacket
11th September 2007, 17:16
I sleep alone every night :crybaby:

I much prefer sleeping on my own, that way you actually get sleep!

BMW
11th September 2007, 17:46
mmm right hand side, but it has nothing to do with the door... just always have... :blink:

same- and on my side facing the side of the bed!

deanohit
11th September 2007, 17:57
I much prefer sleeping on my own, that way you actually get sleep!

Less fun in that though.:buggerd: Normally I sleep in the middle though.

White trash
11th September 2007, 19:05
I endeavour by very subtle maneouvres to ensure that the damp patch will always be on WT's side. I hope he doesn't read this!


Actually. You sleep on the left hand side of the bed. You're quite lucky if I'm not lying on top of ya and you're actually getting some sleep.

Mutley
11th September 2007, 19:12
I sleep on the right, the left, the middle, down the bottom, at the top, and thats if I'm sleeping alone or with Virago.
You'll notice he was noncommital in his reply because he sleeps where he can.:yeah:

Hitcher
11th September 2007, 22:14
Actually. You sleep on the left hand side of the bed. You're quite lucky if I'm not lying on top of ya and you're actually getting some sleep.

Significantly way too much information...

Virago
11th September 2007, 22:20
...You're quite lucky if I'm not lying on top of ya and you're actually getting some sleep.

Yeah, I'm confused too. Are you saying she actually sleeps while you're on the job?:whistle:

jrandom
11th September 2007, 22:27
I sleep upon the left-hand side of the bed. So it is, so it always has been, and so it always will be.

Currently that happens to be closest to my bedroom door, so Stickchick gets some dubiously-correlated data for her poll.

While we're on the subject, I should note that I have recently decided that any person attempting to shift me from my right and proper place on the One True Side of the Bed will be summarily evicted therefrom. Abandoning the side of the bed that one's mind is programmed to sleep upon leads to nothing but unease, restless nights and diverse other inspirations for blues lyrics.

Stickchick
14th September 2007, 10:51
Come on people last day of voting for this poll and by the look of it may have to pay for the beers this weekend as it seems my theory has gone out the window:gob::crybaby: