What the hell do I do?

[White trash]

I've lived with the shame and turmoil for long enough. It winds me up something fierce and I've nowhere to turn. Riff raff told me to htfu, we're a White trash family after all but I feel so dirty, and I'm not even doing anything wrong!!!!

What's the story with your brother and one of your best mates rooting? I mean, it's like your brother fucking ya sister!!! Jesus people, it's not right!! Knock it off.

[NighthawkNZ]

I've lived with the shame and turmoil for long enough. It winds me up something fierce and I've nowhere to turn. Riff raff told me to htfu, we're a White trash family after all but I feel so dirty, and I'm not even doing anything wrong!!!!

What's the story with your brother and one of your best mates rooting? I mean, it's like your brother fucking ya sister!!! Jesus people, it's not right!! Knock it off.

:scratch: wtf ...

[koba]

Never worked out in my case....

[skidMark]

nighthawk ...have we both missed something?

[canarlee]

they are consenting adults and they are not brother and sister so i cant see a problem, sorry.

[NighthawkNZ]

nighthawk ...have we both missed something?

i think so... im not to sure... then again I could missed the pre-pre-thread for this pre-thread

[White trash]

they are consenting adults and they are not brother and sister so i cant see a problem, sorry.
Wrong! You are the weakest link.......

It's wrong!!!!

[merv]

What's the problem, do you feel like you're missing out or something?

[NighthawkNZ]

Wrong!


so are they brother and sister?

[mstriumph]

................... Riff raff told me to htfu, ..................

wat she said
not wat's going on that's the prob
the prob is how you are feeling about it

you can't change wat's happening
but you can change how you feel

you'll keep on suffering otherwise - not recommended

now hate me 'cause you know i'm right ..................

[NighthawkNZ]

now hate me 'cause you know i'm right ..................

:lol: i must remember that... not that i will... but i will try :lol:

[canarlee]

Wrong! You are the weakest link.......

It's wrong!!!!

if (as you are implying) that you are all blood family then join in...........they do say "incest is best kapt in the family"...........

[White trash]

What's the problem, do you feel like you're missing out or something?
Well...... she does smell nice. You ever noticed that?

[merv]

Well...... she does smell nice. You ever noticed that?

Me, I like all chicks that smell nice.

[RantyDave]

What's the story with your brother and one of your best mates rooting?
I had a fine time for a while with a mate's sister. No harm came of that. Be calm.

Dave

[NighthawkNZ]

I had a fine time for a while with a mate's sister. No harm came of that. Be calm.

Dave

so its you he feels dirty over... :Playnice: :buggerd:

[RantyDave]

so its you he feels dirty over...
Heh. Was a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

Dave

[NighthawkNZ]

Heh. Was a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

Dave

No Dave... (Heavy Breathing) I am your father... no wait, no I'm not honest :D

[Nasty]

I've lived with the shame and turmoil for long enough. It winds me up something fierce and I've nowhere to turn. Riff raff told me to htfu, we're a White trash family after all but I feel so dirty, and I'm not even doing anything wrong!!!!

What's the story with your brother and one of your best mates rooting? I mean, it's like your brother fucking ya sister!!! Jesus people, it's not right!! Knock it off.

LOL ... so funny ... get this my brother married the granddaughter if my fathers best friend .. talk about whanu becoming family ... you just get the fuck over it ...:rolleyes:

[McJim]

What's the story with your brother and one of your best mates rooting?.

So...The_Dover is porking your Brother. I wouldn't worry about it bro'. All Shetlanders are like that :rofl:

[jimbo600]

Its all love bro.

I got invited to a mother daughter 3 some one night. I was keen but mum backed out at the last minute.

[White trash]

Better than that. My grandmother once met a new man years after her divorce, decided to marry this dude. Had her youngest son and his new girlfriend over for dinner to share the happy news and low and behold, the girlfriend is the daughter of her new husband to be. No shit, both couples got married.

That's fucken weird.

[NighthawkNZ]

Its all love bro.

I got invited to a mother daughter 3 some one night. I was keen but mum backed out at the last minute.

been there done that... Xaria no reading of this thread please...

[jimbo600]

been there done that... Xaria no reading of this thread please...

I doubt that dude as I was referring to mum being my ma!

[Mully]

Does your mate use Lynx, cos that comes with added "Bow chicka bow wow"

Fuck I hate those ads.

[NighthawkNZ]

I doubt that dude as I was referring to mum being my ma!

I was referring to someone else mother & daughter... (and no not mine:crazy:)

[jazbug5]

Hogmanay 2000 - at a certain point of the proceedings I crash in the guest's flop room. Within half an hour, my best mate and my sister... right next to me.

Ack. Still. Traumatised.

[Usarka]

I've lived with the shame and turmoil for long enough. It winds me up something fierce and I've nowhere to turn. Riff raff told me to htfu, we're a White trash family after all but I feel so dirty, and I'm not even doing anything wrong!!!!

What's the story with your brother and one of your best mates rooting? I mean, it's like your brother fucking ya sister!!! Jesus people, it's not right!! Knock it off.

Just don't picture her sucking his dick and you should be fine :lol:

[scracha]

So...The_Dover is porking your Brother. I wouldn't worry about it bro'. All Shetlanders are like that :rofl:

Hey, you'll find out all about incest since you're now in the Mainland. Mark my words, you'll visit some of the wee towns down there and be amazed at how everyone looks the same. When whole villages have the same piggy eyes or are all shortarses you've gotta wonder.

[jrandom]

What's the story with your brother and one of your best mates rooting?

It's always fun to collect the full set...

[justsomeguy]

Just don't picture her sucking his dick and you should be fine :lol:

You reckon they may be doing it like now? :dodge:

[skelstar]

Drew can't stop talking about her can he Jimmy? I know, its disgusting. M and I had to sit and hear her whine on about her wuv tonight. Bleh. Put a cold hose on him ...usually shuts him up down this ways.

[justsomeguy]

Its all love bro.

I got invited to a mother daughter 3 some one night. I was keen but mum backed out at the last minute.



I doubt that dude as I was referring to mum being my ma!

You were keen to sleep with your mum and your sis??.......:shutup:....:sick:....:puke:..... GET HELP:spanking:

[Fatjim]

I always piss myself when yet again he tells me to check her arse out.

[Pex Adams]

I always piss myself when yet again he tells me to check her arse out.

Thats not a good mental picture; you checking out a chicks ass, with a huge urine patch driffing down your leg!

You should have more self control than that by now Jimmy!

[BarBender]

What's the story with your brother and one of your best mates rooting?

Im with Riff Raff.
Whatever cooks their mince as my good mate Puddy would say...
...and take a cup of harden the fark up Jimmy and start focusing on the next race. :slap:

[Fatjim]

Thats not a good mental picture; you checking out a chicks ass, with a huge urine patch driffing down your leg!

You should have more self control than that by now Jimmy!

Hence why he said look, and not touch.

[merv]

Otherwise if you have to Jimmy, just have your way with her, or is it your brother you want back?

[Lissa]

I think its really digusting... all I hear when I see V is 'Drew this, Drew that!' just gets a little tiring after awhile.

Naaa just joking V!!!!!! I think they make wuvly couple!! :)

[justsomeguy]

Otherwise if you have to Jimmy, just have your way with her, or is it your brother you want back?

I heard Jimmy always tries to chase Drew but Drew is faster...

[boomer]

I've lived with the shame and turmoil for long enough. It winds me up something fierce and I've nowhere to turn. Riff raff told me to htfu, we're a White trash family after all but I feel so dirty, and I'm not even doing anything wrong!!!!

What's the story with your brother and one of your best mates rooting? I mean, it's like your brother fucking ya sister!!! Jesus people, it's not right!! Knock it off.



Well Jimmy moved in with his mother
Cuz he ain't got no place to go

And now I'm right back in the gutter
With a garbage bag that's full of clothes

Cuz you livin' home in a trailer
What the hell you gonna do?

Yehaw I live at home in a trailer
Mom, I'm comin' home to you

Break it down


Well my name is Jimmy, his name's Jimmys brother fool
Me, him and you, we went to the same school
This ain't cool, I'm in a rage.
He's tappin' my best mate, we're almost the same age.
On the track I drop bombs.
Look at this bike, thanks alot, Speedie.
Here, Happy Birthday you look needie.
Here's a brand new bike you can have it.
A 2007 gsx AAAAAAArrrrrrrrr
This shit wont even get me to the shelter.
And I can't even stand for Mo-Town.
Cuz I'm back in the 2-one-o now.

Cuz I live at home in a trailer
Mom, I'm comin' home to you

[Hitcher]

I am not qualified to comment. I come from Eltham.

[cowpoos]

I am not qualified to comment. I come from Eltham.
and you married your cousin right??? fair enough!

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Well i have a saying no good comes from something that caused pain for someone else. So sit back and wait and see jimmy.

[marty]

as long as your best mate's name isn't Peter, or Dave, or Horatio, i can't see the problem

[MSTRS]

Its all love bro.

I got invited to a mother daughter 3 some one night. I was keen but mum backed out at the last minute.

So it's true? Your mum does prefer your brother? But your sister isn't so fussy?:sweatdrop

[McJim]

Hey, you'll find out all about incest since you're now in the Mainland. Mark my words, you'll visit some of the wee towns down there and be amazed at how everyone looks the same. When whole villages have the same piggy eyes or are all shortarses you've gotta wonder.
I went to a town where everyone had 3 eyes...oh wait....that was Grangemouth! :rofl:

[scumdog]

What's the story with your brother and one of your best mates rooting? I mean, it's like your brother fucking ya sister!!! Jesus people, it's not right!! Knock it off.

ONE of thems a woman...right?:wait:

Or is that your problem??

[Swoop]

This thread IS about Honda riders, isn't it???:scratch:

[jimbo600]

So it's true? Your mum does prefer your brother? But your sister isn't so fussy?:sweatdrop

Yeah little sis' is a right slapper. Nice accent though

[Grub]

ONE of thems a woman...right?

That's what's got me puzzled. I read it and thought that it was his brother and his male mate doing the dirty?

If that's the case, what's the problem. They're both people close to him that he has a high regard for. If they turn out to be gay, so what? They haven't suddenly grown three heads overnight or turned into axe murderers or child molesters. They're the same people who like each other. It's nothing to do with him (WT) and certainly therefore nothing to be ashamed about.

What's really scary is if he has a major problem with it.

[Stickchick]

I believe everyone deserves to be happy, I say good on them and yeah Jimmy HTFU

[Mental Trousers]

My impression of this thread is:
Sue is right
Jimmy is a softcock so HTFU
Jimbo600 is dodgy
boomer is either a wigger rap star or wears bib style overalls and plays a banjo (dunno which)
wuv ... ffs people
V smells nice

[klingon]

My Sis got together with my best mate (male). I was thrilled! Two of my favourite people in the world making each other happy. :love:

[Riff Raff]

I think you will all find that the measure of WT's angst is in proportion to how much beer he'd drunk.

[jrandom]

I think you will all find that the measure of WT's angst is in proportion to how much beer he'd drunk.

I think we all suspected as much...

[MSTRS]

I think you will all find that the measure of WT's angst is in proportion to how much beer he'd drunk.

So the whole thing really was just a Tui moment?

[scumdog]

I think you will all find that the measure of WT's angst is in proportion to how much beer he'd drunk.

Yeah, too much beer gives me heartburn too.

But I don't start threads on KB about it..:laugh::lol::bleh:

[McJim]

I think you will all find that the measure of WT's angst is in proportion to how much beer he'd drunk.

Jimmy always struck me as too sensible to put his life on KB - I had assumed he was havin' a big piss take for fun.

Was he being serious?

[sels1]

Jimmy always struck me as too sensible to put his life on KB

ha ha thats a good one :laugh:

[idb]

Hey, you'll find out all about incest since you're now in the Mainland. Mark my words, you'll visit some of the wee towns down there and be amazed at how everyone looks the same. When whole villages have the same piggy eyes or are all shortarses you've gotta wonder.

So what are you doing about the low birthrate smart-arse?
We're pro-active, roll-up-our-sleeves, get-stuck-in, DIY types down here!!!

[Riff Raff]

Jimmy always struck me as too sensible to put his life on KB - I had assumed he was havin' a big piss take for fun.

Was he being serious?
:rofl: What do you think????

[scracha]

So what are you doing about the low birthrate smart-arse?
We're pro-active, roll-up-our-sleeves, get-stuck-in, DIY types down here!!!

Well I'm in the Waikato and you can't get cows pregnant....at least that's what most of the welly (gah..gumboot) clad yokels like Korn tell me. I've no family up in the Coromandel either so that rules out sex with any of them.

[paturoa]

I was talking to a bloke at a bbq the other day and he was telling a story about how his divorced father was considerring marrying his wife's mother.

He was getting a little stressed about being married to his sister and various other "situations".

[McJim]

We're pro-active, roll-up-our-sleeves, get-stuck-in, DIY types down here!!!

DIY :tugger: never got anyone pregnant :(

[White trash]

V smells nice

She does eh. I keep telling her too.......

[merv]

Mate you got this sorted yet with all our good advice?

[Drew]

This is a very funny read, I've given out more green bling for just this thread, than all my other blings put together!:first:

Flame says by the way, it's just bloody disgusting, give this girl a kick in the, ( see picture below)



Just so I can kiss it better:shifty:

[Hitcher]

DIY never got anyone pregnant

I knew this guy once who was so lazy he married a girl who was already pregnant.

[Pussy]

Just be thankful, Jimmy, that Drew knows the difference between incest and arson........otherwise he may have set fire to Vicki.....

[scracha]

I knew this guy once who was so lazy he married a girl who was already pregnant.

And whenever he was horny for the next nine months the kid got black eyes.

[idleidolidyll]

Hey, you'll find out all about incest since you're now in the Mainland. Mark my words, you'll visit some of the wee towns down there and be amazed at how everyone looks the same. When whole villages have the same piggy eyes or are all shortarses you've gotta wonder.

yeah, i thought the very same wandering the valleys in Wales and the hills in Scotland.......

[merv]

yeah, i thought the very same wandering the valleys in Wales and the hills in Scotland.......

.. and where'd you get that one eyed look from ,were you born in Kaikoura or somewhere like that?

[HDTboy]

Glen and Drew,
Sittin in a tree,
K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
First comes love,
Then comes marriage
Then comes a butt baby.

[MD]

WhiteTrash, would it help if someone else volunteered to have sex with this woman who smells nice ... that's what friends are for :rolleyes: .

[Drew]

WhiteTrash, would it help if someone else volunteered to have sex with this woman who smells nice ... that's what friends are for :rolleyes: .

I dont care how many roids your on to get all bumpy, just try it fucker!!!

[MD]

I dont care how many roids your on to get all bumpy, just try it fucker!!!

Am I reading that right Drew as a no? :dodge:

It's a tough road being a good samaritan. Back to the school yard.

[idleidolidyll]

.. and where'd you get that one eyed look from ,were you born in Kaikoura or somewhere like that?

even worse: I was born in Makarewa, 5 miles up the arsehole of the world

people from Kaikoura are seen as positively cosmopolitan by us southlanders

[Drew]

Am I reading that right Drew as a no? :dodge:

It's a tough road being a good samaritan. Back to the school yard.

No need for the schooling, you're on to it now.:first:

[merv]

even worse: I was born in Makarewa, 5 miles up the arsehole of the world

people from Kaikoura are seen as positively cosmopolitan by us southlanders

Crikey!!!!!!!!!!

[merv]

I dont care how many roids your on to get all bumpy, just try it fucker!!!

It did sound like MD was trying to be helpful, perhaps I could help instead. Send her round, is she any good at cleaning bikes we've got five need doing? She'd have to earn her keep.

[Drew]

It did sound like MD was trying to be helpful, perhaps I could help instead. Send her round, is she any good at cleaning bikes we've got five need doing? She'd have to earn her keep.

She does like to keep bikes lookin purdy, but I think she is content cleaning her own.

And trust me when I say, I'm the one earnin my keep:devil2:

[Zuki Bandit]

WTF. This is like the freakin twighlight zone!