Jim2, I thank you. From the bottom of my crotch.

[jrandom]

... you know whereof I speak.

That cold, wet part that only happens when one forgets to pack spare trous, and never quite dries until mid-afternoon. Spare trous being one of life's effective rain-warding amulets.

Today I vindictively left the spares hanging in the wardrobe. Behold and lo, I sit in comfort.

Give it up for Jim2, everyone. His Citadel of Generally Quite Nice remains unassailable.

[James Deuce]

You funny little man!!

:lol:

Sorry, that warranted and emoticon.

[manuboy]

Righto. So:

1) You're in Welly for business / pleasure, and you got wet, and Jim2 loaned you pants.

OR

2) You're in AKLD hanging out with Mt John Banks, and Jim2 is in Welly with Helen. You got wet on the way to work, and couldn't bear your workmates pointing at your moist crotch, so you sent out a mental 'HELP' which Jim2 picked up on (being particularly attuned to biker cries in the ethereal). He then put the pants into his 'NiceNewPantsMatterTransportDevice', and wha-hey! You've got dry pants on, and you're loving it. We all are...

I'm betting on 2. Now, wheres the rest of my stash...? :niceone:

[wari]

Righto. So:

1) You're in Welly for business / pleasure, and you got wet, and Jim2 loaned you pants.

OR

2) You're in AKLD hanging out with Mt John Banks, and Jim2 is in Welly with Helen. You got wet on the way to work, and couldn't bear your workmates pointing at your moist crotch, so you sent out a mental 'HELP' which Jim2 picked up on (being particularly attuned to biker cries in the ethereal). He then put the pants into his 'NiceNewPantsMatterTransportDevice', and wha-hey! You've got dry pants on, and you're loving it. We all are...

I'm betting on 2. Now, wheres the rest of my stash...? :niceone:

3) [ x ] He hasan inncontinental problem and now wears adulte nappies ... huggies to be precise ... :yeah:

[Hitcher]

He hasan inncontinental problem
LOOL!! Not bad, Senor Wari!

[Coldkiwi]

you do talk some twaddle here J! I reckon you're the one who drove dangerous over the edge!

[LB]

.
JR: did the trousers have Jim2's wee willy in them?
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:innocent: :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:
.

[NC]

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JR: did the trousers have Jim2's wee willy in them?
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:innocent: :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:
.

:spudwhat: Maybe he should sniff the crotch and find out?

[FROSTY]

you lot are seriously perverted--you know that doncha