Learn Chinese in five minutes

[v.ros`]

No Offence to any chinese people around... its just a joke. and sorry if its already been posted......

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That's not right. ................... Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive? .................. Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me ASAP. ................... Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man ....................Dum Gai
Small Horse .............................Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? ............................Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table. ....................Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a face lift. ...................Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here. .....................Wai So Dim?
I thought you were on a diet. .................Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone. ..........................No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week. .......Wai Yu Kum Nao?
Staying out of sight. ...............................Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile................. Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive. ...............Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great..................... Fu Kin Su Pah

[Sniper]

Seen it before, but damn it always makes me laugh

[Storm]

Seen some but not all, so you get the green. You do realise some folks on this site get all niggly if you grovel for the rep points? Just thinking it might be risky to do it that way

[Flyingpony]

That's no where near an accurate translation from English into Chinese :nono:

[v.ros`]

That's no where near an accurate translation from English into Chinese :nono:

LOL @ this dude...... was that meant to be a joke. Surely does sound like one fluyinpony. haha

[placidfemme]

That's no where near an accurate translation from English into Chinese :nono:

Its not actuall chinese... it's a piss take... read the word phonectically (sp)

[MSTRS]

Reminds me of some of the old 'Have you read....' books.
Namely - Spots on the Wall by Hu Phlung Dung
Chinese Population Explosion by Wee Phuc Em Yung
Walking Funny by Wun Hung Lo
Tho technically speaking, some of those writers may have been Korean or Vietnamese :devil2:

[zadok]

I like it.... :motu:

[pete376403]

From a chinese menu - "Sik In Lu" - diced vegetables and meat in a hot sour sauce

[skidz]

Haven't seen it before, but I like it.

[Dadpole]

Suk Mi Pagoda Menu
Cuntonese Cuisine
6969 Fellatio Blvd.
Escondildo, CA
281-6969 (that's Two ate one, sixty-nine,sixty-nine)

A -La - Carte

Cream Sum Yung Guy... Women love it
Cum Drop Soup ....... Same as above, but no MSG
Suc Sum Tit ......... Chef's favorite

Luncheon Specials

1. Sum Yung Chick....Sweet and delicious
2. Sum Dum Fuc ......Same as #1 but without brains
3. Wong Hong Lo......Chinese sausage with 2 meatballs
4. Suc Mi Pork.......Mostly white meat for light eaters
5. Suc Mi Dork.......Mostly dark meat for big eaters

Dinner Combinations

1. Goo in Hand..........For those dining alone
2. Suc Mi Wang..........Traditional Chinese sausage
3. Cum Too Soon.........Order early! These go fast!
4. Sum Dum Chick........Always a low cost favorite
5. Fuc Mei Slo..........Takes 2 hours to prepare
6. Lik Mi Clit..........A lip smacking Oriental treat
7. Goo Wee Chick........No extra charge for sloppy seconds
8. Yung Poon Tang.......Fresh daily
9. Too Can Choo.........Includes sausage and fish for two
10. Wai Too Yung.........Not available on school nights
11. Fuc Sum Now..........Raw fish for those in a hurry
12. Tung Sum Chick.......Chef's Special
13. Sum Gulp Twat........Low-cal diet special
14. Bang Ho Face.........Served sitting down
15. Bang Ho Butt.........Served with warm oil and jelly
16. Hoo Flung Poo........Lobster bibs & raincoats provided

[Terminated]

Read Them Out Loud:

http://www.grineflip.dk/funstuff/chinese.htm

[Her_C4]

REPOST BB1 :dodge: I will merge the threads for you... :yes:

[Terminated]

Thanks, I tried to think of a phonetic phrase:

sum ting wong,

but now I see it was already posted,,,,,in 2005, good database check.

Regards

[shafty]

How do they name their kids?

They grab a handful of their restaurant cutlery, throw it on the bench and listen!

[NotaGoth]

How do I say.... "Get in my suitcase"

[Lias]

Menus missing one of my favourites

Sir kum siz - Traditional dish of sliced sausage skins

[LilSel]

How do I say.... "Get in my suitcase"

Funny!!! but mean at the same time... *bling*

[ynot slow]

We have an invisible chinese guy at work.Everytime something goes wrong and the boss asks"who did/didn't do this job?" we usually say "it was Sum Kunt that chinese guy you hired.Or else if we have forgotten something it was that Dum Kunt.:Oi:

[Mental Trousers]

Seen some but not all, so you get the green. You do realise some folks on this site get all niggly if you grovel for the rep points? Just thinking it might be risky to do it that way

Just as bad is this please don't take offense shit.

[deanohit]

It's a repost, but I think it belongs in this thread.