WHO LIES about their age on here???

[cowpoos]

Okay...it has come to my estemed attention [which is very limited apparently??] that theres a fair few people on here that like to lie about their ages????

So lets have a old fashioned witch hunt..and out some people!!!

and if you have no one to out...then please post a picture of a hot chick in a bikini :) [100kb or less for retards with slow conection speeds]


Thank you all for your time


and please give genrously to the feed Poo's fund! as some donations will be going to the get two smoker fatter fund!! thank you :)

[Colapop]

I'm 15 - can I come out?

[cowpoos]

I'm 15 - can I come out?
being 15 ton doesn't count....its not about weight col...its age!! now grow up!! ;)

[Pumba]

Mental or physical age??

And remember your only as old as the women you feel:pinch:

[cowpoos]

now why was this put in PD???? usually I agree with mods actions?? but WTF?? harmless mid week laugh is all this was???

seriously??

[cowpoos]

in comprison to this thread I could find easily a dozen other threads which are just as harmless and just as relivent...!!! one of the mods could please PM the reason?? I'm not on a witch hunt...I would just like a decent explaination?

[Sniper]

now why was this put in PD???? usually I agree with mods actions?? but WTF?? harmless mid week laugh is all this was???

seriously??

Theres your problem right there.

Its not midweek :dodge:

[limbimtimwim]

in comprison to this thread I could find easily a dozen other threads which are just as harmless and just as relivent...!!! one of the mods could please PM the reason?? I'm not on a witch hunt...I would just like a decent explaination?I was pretty disheartened when my KB Motion Emotion (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?p=1201934#post1201934) thread was PDed.

I wanted to share feelings. It was some serious shit.

I mean, people go on here asking about stuff like "How do I get a girlfriend?" and "Please help me my life is the human condition" and "How do I get an IRD number?"

I don't understand why bowel motions are any less on topic than the above. None have anything to do with bikes.

But I do not lie about my age poos. And I look forward to buying you a nice cold Tui. I also look forward to the 11 beers you owe me.

"Serious shit" geddit? I'm so funny.

[cowpoos]

Theres your problem right there.

Its not midweek :dodge:
ain't you just on the ball today...lol

[Sniper]

ain't you just on the ball today...lol

Nah man. Just had a few bottles of V.

[sisterecho]

This must be in PD because surely no one in the KB universe would be lying about their age. :cool:

[SPman]

now why was this put in PD???? usually I agree with mods actions?? but WTF?? harmless mid week laugh is all this was???

seriously??

One of the major philisophical reasons I'm no longer a mod!


BTS - I'll be 99 next birthday!

[Pumba]

I did wounder how long it would take to get here

[imdying]

How come this is PD and the high school musical girlie thread still lives?

[cowpoos]

One of the major philisophical reasons I'm no longer a mod!


BTS - I'll be 99 next birthday!
I'm more concerned about your apparent sex change??? or is that relating to how under thumb you are??? ;)

[cowpoos]

How come this is PD and the high school musical girlie thread still lives?
your right...this has the potential to be far more wholesome reading than that rubbish!!! let ablone whats in that cricket thread!!


why hasn't anyone posted a pic of a chick in a bikini yet???

[SPman]

I'm more concerned about your apparent sex change??? or is that relating to how under thumb you are??? ;)
A little sexual ambiguity is good - keeps people guessing - or at least - looking at you sideways .......

[cowpoos]

A little sexual ambiguity is good - keeps people guessing - or at least - looking at you sideways .......
bullshit...you just like the attention!!! has disco dan PMed you yet??? bwahahahaha!!

[canarlee]

now why was this put in PD???? usually I agree with mods actions?? but WTF?? harmless mid week laugh is all this was???

seriously??

i know how you feel mate!


i had a silly joke put in pd...........and a full 10 point infracture for it!


i posted it in rant and rave instead of jokes by accident. and the mods wonder why they get abuse, hardly surprising by these actions is it.

[Disco Dan]

A little sexual ambiguity is good - keeps people guessing - or at least - looking at you sideways .......

Harrow....

[cowpoos]

i know how you feel mate!


i had a silly joke put in pd...........and a full 10 point infracture for it!


i posted it in rant and rave instead of jokes by accident. and the mods wonder why they get abuse, hardly surprising by these actions is it.
oh....its out of PD now?? my Jedi powers muct be strong :)

[Joni]

my Jedi powers muct be strong :)I think they were transferred from your spelling powers :bleh:

[cowpoos]

I think they were transferred from your spelling powers :bleh:
they must have transfered from my really really really good looks...because I not speel or punchshuasin and gramma too flassh!!

[McJim]

they must have transfered from my really really really good looks...because I not speel or punchshuasin and gramma too flassh!!

If you're really good looking I'd watch out. Some really ugly bastard is going round pretending to be you and trying to lease dodgy jap sports bikes to peopple at The_Dovers parties. :rofl:

[Mystery]

and if you have no one to out...then please post a picture of a hot chick in a bikini :)
:blip: Hot chick in a bikini, just for you!

And for the record, I’m 21 always have been, always will be! :bleh:

[cowpoos]

If you're really good looking I'd watch out. Some really ugly bastard is going round pretending to be you and trying to lease dodgy jap sports bikes to peopple at The_Dovers parties. :rofl:
hahaha...smart bitch!!! I mite come to your piss up the weekend and drink all your beers for that!!!

[cowpoos]

And for the record, I’m 21 always have been, always will be! :bleh:

21 hmmm...is that code for 43???

[merv]

Hey I never eve lie. Hell I'd even say Cowpoos, Dover and Finn are really nice guys.

[yod]

my ex-flatmate (chick) lied about her age and said she was 29 instead of 30 but get this, she lied on the completely anonymous census form....:rofl:

[kiwifruit]

Hey I never eve lie. Hell I'd even say Cowpoos, Dover and Finn are really nice guys.

they are.

[Hitcher]

oh....it's out of PD now?? my Jedi powers muct be strong

I give you my word as a 38-year-old, that it was nothing to do with me.

[merv]

they are.

So there you go, I wasn't lying.

Its better for me to tell you my true age, then you think I'm fast for an old fellah, not slow for a young fellah eh!

Why would this thread ever go to PD - if it wasn't Hitch who was it?

[sisterecho]

There are many very very good reasons to lie about your age. Millions and billions.

Um... an example escapes me right now. :shifty: :whistle:

[Mystery]

I'm gonna "out" The Stranger, he lies about his age :rolleyes: He claims to be 97 but I know for a fact that he is going to turn 99 soon. Some people just cant face the truth :argh:


21 hmmm...is that code for 43??? No :weird: 21 means 21 at least that's the number I get when I count all my fingers and toes, isnt that how you tell your age!

[Riff Raff]

I was transporting an elderly patient a few weeks ago who'd hit his head on the pavement. He asked me if I was still in training because he thought I was only 16 - bless him. After a bit of discussion we decided to agree on 26.

[cowpoos]

No :weird: 21 means 21 at least that's the number I get when I count all my fingers and toes, isnt that how you tell your age!

ummm...I can count to 21 in the shower!!!! I'm a bit bemused as to how a gal can count to twenty one if your using didgits to do it??? :blink:

[cowpoos]

There are many very very good reasons to lie about your age. Millions and billions.

Um... an example escapes me right now. :shifty: :whistle:
you mean an excuse? escapes you right now??? ;)

[Toaster]

Mental or physical age??

And remember your only as old as the women you feel:pinch:

So if you are feeling more than one woman at the same time, do you add the ages together to work out your own?

[Pumba]

So if you are feeling more than one woman at the same time, do you add the ages together to work out your own?

Never been in that situation that I can remeber, so I am willing take any advice any one as to offer on said subject

[MSTRS]

Not me!
The other day a young person asked me how I felt about being old. I
was taken aback, for I do not think of myself as old. Upon seeing my
reaction, she was immediately embarrassed, but I explained that it was an
interesting question, and I would ponder it, and let her know.
Old Age, I decided, is a gift.
I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have
always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body, the
wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am taken
aback by that old person that lives in my mirror (who looks like my
mother!), but I don't agonize over those things for long.
I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving
family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become more
kind to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend.
I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my
bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I didn't need, but looks so
avante garde on my patio. I am entitled to a treat, to be messy, to
be extravagant.
I have seen too many dear friends leave this world too soon; before they
understood the great freedom that comes with aging.
Whose business is it if I choose to read or play on the computer until
4AM and sleep until noon?
I will dance with myself to those wonderful tunes of the 60&70's, and
if I, at the same time, wish to weep over a lost love ... I will.
I will walk the beach in a swim suit that is stretched over a bulging
body, and will dive into the waves with abandon if I choose to, despite the
pitying glances from the jet set.
They, too, will get old.
I know I am sometimes forgetful. But there again, some of life is just
as well forgotten. And I eventually remember the important things.
Sure, over the years my heart has been broken. How can your heart
not break when you lose a loved one, or when a child suffers, or even when
somebody's beloved pet gets hit by a car? But broken hearts are what
give
us strength and understanding and compassion. A heart never broken is
pristine and sterile and will never know the joy of being imperfect.
I am so blessed to have lived long enough to have my hair turning
gray, and to have my youthful laughs be forever etched into deep grooves on my
face.
So many have never laughed, and so many have died before their hair
could turn silver.
As you get older, it is easier to be positive. You care less about
what other people think. I don't question myself anymore. I've even
earned the right to be wrong.
So, to answer your question, I like being old. It has set me free. I
like the person I have become. I am not going to live forever, but while I
am still here, I will not waste time lamenting what could have been, or
worrying about what will be. And I shall eat dessert every single
day. (If I feel like it)

[R6_kid]

skidMark says he is 19 but he is still having trouble getting past 12 in reality...

but you all knew that so look at this instead (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=67973&d=1186635674)

[007XX]

So if you are feeling more than one woman at the same time, do you add the ages together to work out your own?

Those in your dreams don't count I'm afraid, dear Toasteramus! :laugh:

But the answer to your questions is : "no, of course not! Don't be silly..."

[Mystery]

ummm...I can count to 21 in the shower!!!! I'm a bit bemused as to how a gal can count to twenty one if your using didgits to do it??? :blink:

So you have 11 toes too, excellent stuff! :2thumbsup Uncle, brother, cousin Dad told me it was normal! :rofl:

[007XX]

So you have 11 toes too, excellent stuff! :2thumbsup Uncle, brother, cousin Dad told me it was normal! :rofl:

If anyone starts to squeal and try to talk of " that pwetty mouth, dang shit boy!", I'm outta here...:eek: :laugh:

[Blondini]

Im 23 forever:rolleyes::jerry:

[Conquiztador]

There was this new guy at the old folks home that always came in with a new young lady on his arm. The other guys envied him but could not figure out how he did it. In the end they decided to ask him.

"I lie about my age" he said.

"Ahh" the others said. "So what do you tell them? That you are fifty?"

"Nah" he replied. "I tell them I am 90"

[cowpoos]

I'm 15 - can I come out?


This must be in PD because surely no one in the KB universe would be lying about their age. :cool:


One of the major philisophical reasons I'm no longer a mod!


BTS - I'll be 99 next birthday!


:blip: Hot chick in a bikini, just for you!

And for the record, I’m 21 always have been, always will be! :bleh:


I give you my word as a 38-year-old, that it was nothing to do with me.


Im 23 forever:rolleyes::jerry:

is there alot of lawyers and used car salespersons on kb or what!!! :Pokey:

[Lissa]

I am proud to say I am a 33 year old with the face and body..(hehehehe so I like to dream) of an under age drinker... cause I am always always asked for ID at the bottle store!! and I like it!

A nice ham and salad bread roll for ya next time I see you Poos!

[cowpoos]

I am proud to say I am a 33 year old with the face and body..(hehehehe so I like to dream) of an under age drinker... cause I am always always asked for ID at the bottle store!! and I like it!

A nice ham and salad bread roll for ya next time I see you Poos!
getting ask for ID must be a bonus being a chick!! I feel sorry for skel...always been asked for his pensioner discount card ;)

[Toaster]

Those in your dreams don't count I'm afraid, dear Toasteramus! :laugh:

But the answer to your questions is : "no, of course not! Don't be silly..."

You have no idea girl. :innocent:

[NotaGoth]

I'm 12....

[cowpoos]

I'm 12....
***nibbles longingly on comfort blanket*** ***sighs*** ***thinks can't wait till kitty is 16*** ;)

[NotaGoth]

***nibbles longingly on comfort blanket*** ***sighs*** ***thinks can't wait till kitty is 16*** ;)

:rolleyes: oh wotever mr poos

[skelstar]

...I am a 33 year old with the face and body..of an under age drinker...
Hot damn!!! :blip: :devil2:

[007XX]

You have no idea girl. :innocent:

Neither do you...

Anyway, I'm happy to report that I am a very happy 31 years of age, growing more immature when it pleases me and forgetting to be sensible when I choose.

Don't care at all about lying about my age. I feel better now than I did 10 years ago. Love my mind, body and the added self confidence that comes with age and experience.

[Wolf]

getting ask for ID must be a bonus being a chick!!
Not necessarily: a friend of mine who was in her early twenties swore vehemently (if rather repetititititively) after being asked for ID when buying cigarettes.

And my nieces when they were young were quite happy to look older than they were when buying booze and smokes.

[NZsarge]

I lied....I'm actually 6234 years old and i'm an alien.:blink:

[MSTRS]

I lied....I'm actually 6234 years old and i'm an alien.:blink:

So the flying saucer gps is not telling you where Taradale Rd is....?

[tri boy]

Saw the last ice age. I miss those wooly mammoths.
:cold:

[NZsarge]

So the flying saucer gps is not telling you where Taradale Rd is....?

Crash landed in Dannevirke 6205 years ago (before it was even Dannevirke, had to clear some scrub though) and the power cell on the saucer died 190 years ago before there was a Taradale road:bleh::lol:

[Wolf]

Crash landed in Dannevirke 6205 years ago (before it was even Dannevirke, had to clear some scrub though) and the power cell on the saucer died 190 years ago before there was a Taradale road:bleh::lol:
Thanks for explaining. I was going to ask how come we didn't run across each other 5000 years ago but I now realise we were on different land masses in different hemispheres at the time.

Wasn't 29 a bit young to be piloting an InterStellarSystem-capable flying saucer?

No wonder you crashed!

[cowpoos]

back in PD again!!!!!! your going the rite way for a smacked bottom Hitcher!!

[ynot slow]

Never lie about my age,just somewhat cautious.Was going out with a girl,and in my pissed state thought she was about 25 or so,she had her 19th birthday on the same day my ex wife was 39,I was turning 38 3 months later,wondered why her mum looked at me as g/f said I was 29 or so lol.Turned out her dad was only 7 yrs older than me,was a total loose unit,wondered why she wasn't pregnant after a few months,didn't have heart to tell her the big "v" done a few years back,thank god for having it done too lol.Will be 45 in October,don't feel it,as they say age is in your mind,bloody true words spoken.

[Wolf]

Will be 45 in October,don't feel it,as they say age is in your mind,bloody true words spoken.
Just turned 44, going on 23 or 98 depending on the day...

Last summer at Kimmy's Motocross Park I managed to completely surpass the stupidity of my teens so I guess sometimes I'm the youngest I've ever been...

Physical age is bullshit - you're only young once, they say, but you can be immature indefinitely.

Never saw the point in bullshitting about my age - not since I got old enough to enter a pub (and prior to that I never actually bullshitted - just kept my mouth shut and let others make the assumptions.)

[deanohit]

Never saw the point in bullshitting about my age - not since I got old enough to enter a pub (and prior to that I never actually bullshitted - just kept my mouth shut and let others make the assumptions.)

Same here, I'm 21 but people always pick I'm about 5 years older.:woohoo: Me, I got no problem with getting older, happens to everyone sooner or later.:doh:

[mud boy]

well im 15 now i can finely get my licen!
yess:blank::bleh:
hehehe

[mud boy]

Just turned 44, going on 23 or 98 depending on the day...

Last summer at Kimmy's Motocross Park I managed to completely surpass the stupidity of my teens so I guess sometimes I'm the youngest I've ever been...

Physical age is bullshit - you're only young once, they say, but you can be immature indefinitely.

Never saw the point in bullshitting about my age - not since I got old enough to enter a pub (and prior to that I never actually bullshitted - just kept my mouth shut and let others make the assumptions.)

wow that is old hahah jokes thats as old as my dad i think... i think hes like 44 or some thing hahha:laugh:

[Wolf]

wow that is old hahah jokes thats as old as my dad i think... i think hes like 44 or some thing hahha:laugh:
Keep that up, lad, you won't have to worry about getting old - lucky to reach 16, I'd say...

:devil2:

(joke)

[Virago]

i know how you feel mate!


i had a silly joke put in pd...........and a full 10 point infracture for it!


i posted it in rant and rave instead of jokes by accident. and the mods wonder why they get abuse, hardly surprising by these actions is it.

B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.

Care to back up that claim with evidence?

[Wolf]

B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.

Care to back up that claim with evidence?

Perhaps infractions on people's profiles should be open to everyone to view so that comments like canarlee's can be checked by the general population, then they could see what he was infracted for and how many points.

That'd solve a lot of problems of this sort...