HP sitting in garage - how much do you have?

[Cajun]

Currently have 5 bikes sitting in the garage, was interested to figure out how much hp is sitting there

These figures are all taken from the manfuactures, and so are @ the crank, knew it would be somewhere close to 700, but never expected to end up with the number given below


Hayabusa = 175
GSX-R 600 = 125
GSF600S = 78
RSV-R = 143
FJR1300 = 145

Total = 666

(that does not include the lawnmower, car, weed eater), this is just motorcycles.

[xwhatsit]

Hmm.

CB250RS = 26
Honda OHC Lawnmower = 2?
Manic domestic cat=about 5, if he can smell food

33hp. Beat that, biatches.

[Kflasher]

Interesting: two others i've got couldn't pull a skin off a rice pudding

[yod]

Hmm.

CB250RS = 26
Honda OHC Lawnmower = 2?
Manic domestic cat=about 5, if he can smell food

33hp. Beat that, biatches.

:rofl: best answer i've heard all year, especially the biatches bit :lol: bling awarded....

i got about 310 if i include the weed wacker and the mower too HA! I PWNED XERXES!!

:rofl:

[vifferman]

Our gargre is tiny, so (if I don't include my stash of power tools) it's only 377 horsies, and they're small ones (probably Shitland Ponies).
But (however!) there's a whole nuther bunch of EyeTalianPastaPower sitting out on the curb, which must amount to.... ooh.. at least 88 horsies. Guinea pig flavoured ones, I reckon.

[Daffyd]

Bike - 46
Mower 1 - 5.5
Mower 2 - 3.5
Line trimmer - F/all

[Karma]

Hold on.. I'll find that picture of my dick after having watched tomb raider...

[kiwifruit]

f00kin heeeeaps!

[marioc]

bandit 250 40 horses
soarer v8 about 280

[kiwifruit]

speaking of huge horse power CLAIMS
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Sports/auction-118086772.htm?p=1

:rolleyes:

[boomer]

lol @ 200+

I'll post mine after i get it back on Monday and shes been tuned and dyno'd ...should be about 140

[kiwifruit]

lol @ 200+

I'll post mine after i get it back on Monday and shes been tuned and dyno'd ...should be about 240

hey! Everything is genuine, no bullsh*t. This bike is a real weapon.

look forward to hearing how the dyno holds up with your weapon trying to chew it up too man

[boomer]

hey! Everything is genuine, no bullsh*t. This bike is a real weapon.

look forward to hearing how the dyno holds up with your weapon trying to chew it up too man


* chuckles

I'M EXPECTING A BILL FOR BRAKING THE DYNO BRO.. NOW SHES GOT THE MotoGP FENDER ELIMINATOR ON HER..... Meh Meh Foookin Neow!

[imdying]

No bullshit?

No dyno sheet == All bullshit

[675trippy]

trumpy 130 ish
drz 30 ish
scoot 2 ish without pedals
various array of low power mower weed whackers e.t.c.
1991 gsxr 200 hp TUI yeah right

[HDTboy]

Ex Ray Clee K3 1000 = 190ish
Ex race GSXR750 SRAD = 100ish
Ex race K2 GSXR600 = 110ish
Race K5 GSXR600 = 120ish
Bugjuice's 636 = 90?

610 from 5 bikes

[Kornholio]

Yeah....well my dick is bigger than everyones :p

[pritch]

No dyno sheet == All bullshit

I'll pay out on that :-)

[bucket boy]

zx10 180 or what ever they are
1923 t bucket 600 supercharge sb/chev
1923 t bucket 500 supercharged bb/chev
1974 pro street statesman 600 supercharged bb/chev
my 2 tunnelrammed bb/chev highcompression 500 each with out nos
r8 clubsport 290
subaru impreza ?
farm bikes ?

[boomer]

Yeah....well my dick is bigger than everyones :p

i heard u were a big dick... i didn't wanna believe it tho:doh:

[FruitLooPs]

RG 150 = 36hp (..tui)
Gsxr750 = 105hp

a blistering 141hp from my bikes haha.

"tell him he's dreamin!" :bleh:

[dogsnbikes]

Not alot in the garage but 150ish in the dinning room does that count

[Sully60]

RG 150 = 36hp (..tui)



Must be measured using the speedo for reference:laugh:

[Taz]

BMW 85?
Yamaha 40?
Kawasaki 30?
Briggs 5
PW50 5?
Ford 200
Toyota 130

Total = Who gives a fat rats arse........

[McJim]

*sigh* My bike goes forwards and round corners looks okay and sounds okay.

It doesn't use much fuel and doesn't need repaired often and my dick is adequate enough to have fathered two children.

What was the point of this thread again?

[Bullitt]

53 for bike
Not sure about the starlet, probably about 100
I used to own vehicles that had more than that individually, not that thats hard to beat :no:

[peasea]

Yeah....well my dick is bigger than everyones :p

....and mine's the smallest. True.

[bane]

hey! not fair.

you wait till the week after I sold my FXR150 :angry:

[igor]

AG100 = none - I paid cash for and hate having HP. 18% interst is way to high

[boomer]

*sigh* My bike goes forwards and round corners looks okay and sounds okay.

It doesn't use much fuel and doesn't need repaired often and my dick is adequate enough to have fathered two children.

What was the point of this thread again?

so other than havin the 2 children you nearly qualify for a honduh

[Grub]

1983 Virago = 49
1990 CBR600 = 97
2000 CBR600 = 118
-----------------
Total = 264

[igor]

*sigh* My bike goes forwards and round corners looks okay and sounds okay.

It doesn't use much fuel and doesn't need repaired often and my dick is adequate enough to have fathered two children.

What was the point of this thread again?


I thought this thread was a bout how much ya owed the finance company. what a dawk i am.

[nudemetalz]

Ummm....

Guzzi V11 Sport = 91 hp
XR250R = 30 hp
DR250S = 29 hp
Uma YG-1 = 7 hp

4 bikes = 157 hp. Not a lot but all totally usable in the cop-mad environment these days.:yes:

[marty]

zx10 180 or what ever they are
1923 t bucket 600 supercharge sb/chev
1923 t bucket 500 supercharged bb/chev
1974 pro street statesman 600 supercharged bb/chev
my 2 tunnelrammed bb/chev highcompression 500 each with out nos
r8 clubsport 290
subaru impreza ?
farm bikes ?

i think we'll need photos of said gargre....

[xwhatsit]

Hmm.

CB250RS = 26
Honda OHC Lawnmower = 2?
Manic domestic cat=about 5, if he can smell food

33hp. Beat that, biatches.

so other than havin the 2 children you nearly qualify for a honduh

Boomer brings up a pertinent point. Of my 33hp total, 28 of those horsepower are gay horsepower. Possibly 2.5 of the cat's horsepower, as he does have both balls removed.

[McJim]

so other than havin the 2 children you nearly qualify for a honduh

Nah - service intervals are like Northern English Inbred Monkeys' eyes - too close together. :rofl:

[_intense_]

Hayabusa = 175
GSX-R 600 = 125
GSF600S = 78
RSV-R = 143
FJR1300 = 145

Total = 666


hope you aren't trying to compensate for anything here...? :Pokey:

[Sketchy_Racer]

Honda RS125... 45HP
Honda RS125... 40HP
kawasaki ZXR400... 65hp
Suzuki RMX250... 45HP
Suzuki GP100... 10HP

Total - 205HP..

Crackin!

[HDTboy]

2000 CBR600 = 110

Has it got nitrous?
There's no way a stock 2000 CBR600 makes 110bhp.
I have dyno sheets for the two race bikes (600) mentioned in my post above, at the wheel my K2 makes 100.8, and Two Smoker's K5 makes 105.7

[RC1]

TLS @ 140 , two lawnmowers @7, bore pump @fack all

[Fatjim]

Farkin Aucklanders.

If they had a horse it would have 2 HP.

[NZsarge]

Currently have 5 bikes sitting in the garage, was interested to figure out how much hp is sitting there

These figures are all taken from the manfuactures, and so are @ the crank, knew it would be somewhere close to 700, but never expected to end up with the number given below


Hayabusa = 175
GSX-R 600 = 125
GSF600S = 78
RSV-R = 143
FJR1300 = 145

Total = 666

(that does not include the lawnmower, car, weed eater), this is just motorcycles.
Shurly ya could spare a FJR! ;) (that would double my HP or more)

[Grub]

There's no way a stock 2000 CBR600 makes 110bhp.

You're right! It makes 118hp.

Big difference between dyno figures at the wheel and the engine dyno. There's huge losses in gearbox and dricetrain.



2000 Honda CBR600F-Y Ultima Light
Engine and transmission
Displacement: 600.00 ccm (36.61 cubic inches)
Engine type: In-line four
Stroke: 4
Power: 118.00 HP (86.1 kW))
Compression: 13.0:1

[Disco Dan]

Kawasaki ZX11 - 130 stallions (http://www.sportrider.com/bikes/146_9704_kawasaki_zx_11_bonneville/index.html) (at the rear wheel)
Austin Mini - 34 Horses :laugh:

Small backup generator - 2 very sick lame ponies

Total stallions and ponies = 166

[flame]

2003 Aprilia RSV Mille = dunno
1999 Aprilia RSV Mille + dunno
2006 XB12 Buell + dunno
2006 Duc 749R + dunno
2004 Duc 749R + dunno
198? FZR 750 + dunno

=

...dont matter it's the vibrations that count :lol:

[HDTboy]

You're right! It makes 118hp.

Big difference between dyno figures at the wheel and the engine dyno. There's huge losses in gearbox and dricetrain.

Big difference between fact and fiction as well.

According to the same site, a 2003 CBR600RR, which I'm sure you'll agree is a more developed bike, makes 117bhp.

Model: Honda CBR 600 RR
Year: 2003
Category: Sport
Rating: 80.5 out of 100.
Displacement: 599.00 ccm (36.55 cubic inches)
Engine type: In-line four
Stroke: 4
Power: 117.00 HP (85.4 kW)) @ 13000 RPM
Or a 2003 CBR600F4i

Model: Honda CBR 600 F
Year: 2003
Displacement: 599.00 ccm (36.55 cubic inches)
Engine type: In-line four
Stroke: 4
Power: 110.00 HP (80.3 kW)) @ 12500 RPM
Torque: 63.00 Nm (6.4 kgf-m or 46.5 ft.lbs) @ 1000 RPM

[DMNTD]

ZX14 - 200hp
Superduke - 118hp
ZX10 - approx 190hp+ (176 rwhp)
K6 GSXR 1000 - 185hp+ (170 rwhp)

V8 Comodore Ute....who cares
XR8 ute...who cares
Civic 1.6....LOL!
Magna 2.6....ask nana

So 4x bikes = 693hp+ :drool:
Cars/utes...:whocares:

[Waylander]

ZX14 - 200hp
Superduke - 118hp
ZX10 - approx 190hp+ (176 rwhp)
K6 GSXR 1000 - 185hp+ (170 rwhp)

V8 Comodore Ute....who cares
XR8 ute...who cares
Civic 1.6....LOL!
Magna 2.6....ask nana

So 4x bikes = 693hp+ :drool:
Cars/utes...:whocares:
Show off...

[driftn]

2003 Aprilia RSV Mille = dunno
1999 Aprilia RSV Mille + dunno
2006 XB12 Buell + dunno
2006 Duc 749R + dunno
2004 Duc 749R + dunno
198? FZR 750 + dunno

=

...dont matter it's the vibrations that count :lol:

You forgot jlo girl

1996 srad +who gves a s#@t

[Drew]

Suzuki GP100... 10HP



That's pretty optimistic bro. :done:

[Sketchy_Racer]

hahaha..

Ok. your right i'll be honest.... 5hp.. Its enough to get me to the dairy for some milk and wheelies!

[deanohit]

Fire breathing, rip snorting Zongshen 200gy= Maybe 15hp at most.
Fire breathing, rip snorting Suzuki Vitara= About 80hp
Fire breathing, rip snorting Mercury outboard=8 hp
More than 100hp in my shed, yea baby!!!!

[NordieBoy]

Suzuki DR650 - 37hp
Gilera Nordwest 558cc - 48hp
Gilera Nordwest 558cc - 48hp
Honda XR250 - 18 or so?
------------------
151hp total

[98tls]

Whatever this adds up to.......

[Bren]

Garage.....what Garage??????? Parked outside a Toyota corrola station wagon...approx 87hp...toyota ipsum approx 120hp...and yet to be picked up from south a gpx250...35hp????...so approx 240hp not in a garage

[MaxCannon]

In the garage is the GN 250
Some people will tell you it's 20hp but mine feels like a couple might only have 3 legs so I'm rating it around 17hp.

Outside the garage is a 280hp GT Legacy (all it's horses seem pretty in pretty good order) and a Vtec Accord with about 130hp

[Sanx]

'07 CBR1000RR - 172 hp (according to Honda)
'89 CBR250 - 35ish hp
'01 Mazda MX5 RS - 140 hp
'91 Toyota Camry 1.8 Lumiere - about 80 lame asthmatic ponies

Total: 427 horses.
(which is less than my old GTO *shrug*)

[scumdog]

F100 V8 = 400+hp
Thunderbird = 300hp
XN85 = 85hp
Harley Davidson? = 25KW, mwhahahahah, eat that suckers!!!

[Finn]

F100 V8 = 400+hp
Thunderbird = 300hp
XN85 = 85hp
Harley Davidson? = 25KW, mwhahahahah, eat that suckers!!!

With that carbon footprint, it's no wonder you need several whiskeys before you can sleep.

On yah.

[_intense_]

2003 Aprilia RSV Mille = dunno
1999 Aprilia RSV Mille + dunno
2006 XB12 Buell + dunno
2006 Duc 749R + dunno
2004 Duc 749R + dunno
198? FZR 750 + dunno

=

...dont matter it's the vibrations that count :lol:

// hahhaaa.. nice call man, respek knuckles

[Morcs]

RVF 400 @ 63HP
CBR 600 @ 110HP

So 173hp of Pure Honda Jizz :D

[Angusdog]

About 5 in the weed whacker, 1/2 in the router and maybe another 5 or so all up in the drills, grinders (including the dremel).

In the driveway and on the street, um about 25 in the Mini 850, maybe 35 in the Clubman, perhaps 40 in the Commer van, 45 (apparently) in the currently stock Suzuki M50 and 240 in the Abba wagon.