Hey Flamers

[Sniper]

Its my last day at work, I'll be off KB for a while. Laugh or don't tis up to you. I found it funny and relevant


Minutes of Flamers Anonymous, Meeting #433

S: "Hello, my name is S, and I'm a flamer"

1: "Hi S"

2: "Hi S, you git"

3: "Hi S; you spell flamer with a capital F"

4: "Fuck off S"

5: "S, why don't you go back to whatever hole your crawled out of.."

S: "I guess I started flaming because it was just an acceptable thing to do. All my friends did it so I just did it to fit in. At first it was just social flaming, you know, a couple of email messages to an ex telling her what she could do with her Meatloaf albums. But soon I guess it got out of hand.

I tried all the usual stuff, withdrawal from news, subscribing to newsgroups full of pussies who wouldn't flame anyone for anything, attacking those that wear their hearts on their sleeves

It got so I couldn't start the day without a couple of flames.

Then I started slipping flames in at lunchtime.

Before I knew it, I was addicted. I'd login from home just to flame someone for something. I had flame files hidden on my hard drive in case I was desperate for a flame.

My family life went to hell - I knew it was getting to be a problem when I flamed my infant for the consistancy of the turd in his nappies.

I realised I needed help and went to see the well-known Computing Physician, Dr Brian Analpeeper, but he said I was beyond the scope of anything he could prescribe or subscribe to.

He suggested I come here.

I'm a flamaholic, you PATHETIC BUNCH OF HAS-BEENS!"

[MSTRS]

Its my last day at work, I'll be off KB for a while. Laugh or don't tis up to you. I found it funny and relevant

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Travel safe, my friend.

[Swoop]

Travel safely my friend!

[Sniper]

Will do and thanks. At least it is not an arduous journey. I have 6000 acres to peruse, a horse, a dirtbike, a rifle and a woman. What more could a man want

[deanohit]

A good whiskey and it sounds like you'll be set.

[What?]

Will do and thanks. At least it is not an arduous journey. I have 6000 acres to peruse, a horse, a dirtbike, a rifle and a women. What more could a man want

A boat, fishing rods, shotgun, whiskey, road bike, helicopter, more whiskey...

[Sniper]

A boat, fishing rods, shotgun, whiskey, road bike, helicopter, more whiskey...

You make a good point, but I will get that after my study and the NZ bush and forest becomes my playground and responsibility

Mind you, cant use all those at once.

[deanohit]

.....and the kitchen sink.

Damn, you always forget something.

[Mr Merde]

Feed for the horse,

petrol for the bike,

ammunition for the rifle

and a cookbook for the woman.

Then you're set for life

Also helps if the 6000 acres are not under water


Merde

[Indiana_Jones]

Last day at work?

..........only one thing for it...


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-Indy

[canarlee]

Will do and thanks. rifle and a women.

hmm.........




:p

[avgas]

"And those were the last words he said.
He wasnt leaving work per say, more removing both himself and his workmates from the face of the planet.....trenchcoat and all."
They always say its the quiet ones that loose it.
Best of luck out there in the real world boss

[mstriumph]

hmmmmm it all sounds idyllic - even with the plethora of women ......

are you SURE you didn't just post to rub it in and make this lot drool as they stay chained at the coalface??? :devil2:

[Sniper]

Oops, good spotting carnalee

[kiwifruit]

Happy trails :)

[Hitcher]

Will do and thanks. At least it is not an arduous journey. I have 6000 acres to peruse, a horse, a dirtbike, a rifle and a woman. What more could a man want?

BDOTGNZA membership.

[pritch]

We are the Pilgrims master; we shall go
Always a little further; it may be
Beyond that last blue mountain barred with snow
Across that angry or that glimmering sea....


Interesting signature Sniper.
Any special significance?
Other than the source of course...

[Sniper]

We are the Pilgrims master; we shall go
Always a little further; it may be
Beyond that last blue mountain barred with snow
Across that angry or that glimmering sea....


Interesting signature Sniper.
Any special significance?
Other than the Rubiyat of course...

I read it once on some cutlery that was given out at a rather unique 50 year celebration. Kind of held some personal significance

[pritch]

I read it once on some cutlery that was given out at a rather unique 50 year celebration. Kind of held some personal significance

Ahh that's what I was wondering.

There have been a couple of significant birthdays in recent times, I could have attended a very recent one but didn't.

Have an upcoming fourtieth in November in Rotorua which I'll be attending.

I hope you didn't pinch their cutlery:whistle:

[Sniper]

Ahh that's what I was wondering.

There have been a couple of significant birthdays in recent times, I could have attended a very recent one but didn't.

I hope you didn't pinch their cutlery:whistle:

Nah, I have too much respect for the group at hand to do that. I did get a badge or 2 given to me by some of the members who had been involved for a while

[MSTRS]

BDOTGNZA membership.

I hear an echo of Ixion whispering 'They don't give green stamps but'

[Sniper]

Gents and Ladies, as I leave from work....

It has been a privlidge to be in company as great as this *bows*

To one and all

Until next time

[Macktheknife]

Travel well mate, see you again soon we hope.

[ynot slow]

Will do and thanks. At least it is not an arduous journey. I have 6000 acres to peruse, a horse, a dirtbike, a rifle and a woman. What more could a man want

A sheep if in aussie,remember the lady may be out of commission each month.

[sunhuntin]

Feed for the horse,

petrol for the bike,

ammunition for the rifle

and a cookbook for the woman.

Then you're set for life

Also helps if the 6000 acres are not under water


Merde

whats she need a cookbook for? so long as she can cook some eggs.... :beer:

[janno]

Will do and thanks. At least it is not an arduous journey. I have 6000 acres to peruse, a horse, a dirtbike, a rifle and a woman. What more could a man want

A good canine friend. Then you are indeed set for life!

[Toaster]

Feed for the horse,

petrol for the bike,

ammunition for the rifle

and a cookbook for the woman.

Then you're set for life

Also helps if the 6000 acres are not under water


Merde

Instead of a cookbook, I suggest a book on sexual positions. :bleh:

[Big Dave]

I'll run with 'not laugh'.

Come back less lame. :girlfight:




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