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Bren
15th September 2007, 21:35
I'm sure THIS one ain't a repost...

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean,sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".

The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, and one of Ken's friends."

Her_C4
15th September 2007, 21:37
Nice one :woohoo:

Usarka
15th September 2007, 22:52
I'm sure THIS one ain't a repost...
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dude thats cause you just made it up!

dino3310
15th September 2007, 22:58
:2thumbsup:2thumbsup

Xile
15th September 2007, 23:15
hehe awesome!!!
Need to get married first, and with the rich guy!
Who's volunteers?

Disco Dan
15th September 2007, 23:19
hehe awesome!!!
Need to get married first, and with the rich guy!
Who's volunteers?

Oh darn it... ....how about Disco Barbie :innocent:

ROFL !

Xile
16th September 2007, 07:57
Oh darn it... ....how about Disco Barbie :innocent:

Are you rich? Oh and how nice looking is your friend?

Meanie
16th September 2007, 08:23
LOL thats about right too Nice one

BuFfY
16th September 2007, 18:04
Hahaha good old barbie has everything!!

Disco Dan
16th September 2007, 19:25
Are you rich? Oh and how nice looking is your friend?

You know the answer to both those questions already! :whistle:

Xile
17th September 2007, 00:09
You know the answer to both those questions already! :whistle:

Which friend?

skidMark
17th September 2007, 00:13
I'm sure THIS one ain't a repost...

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean,sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".

The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, and one of Ken's friends."


where as divorced ken doll comes free with a happy meal with a little cardboard box and a shopping trolley....

fireball
17th September 2007, 01:11
where as divorced ken doll comes free with a happy meal with a little cardboard box and a shopping trolley....

i believe he also has child support payments!




can i have motor cross barbie extreme?! :headbang: