AVAST Ye Lubbers!!

[WarlockNZ]

Tomorrow be International Talk Like A Pirate Day (19 September).

What be YE doing to mark the occasion??

This is part of what I be doing.

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So get out there ye lubbers and talk like a Pirate, or I'll keel haul ya!

AARRRRR!!

[gijoe1313]

Shiver me timbers ye scallywag! There be pirating about? Arrr! I'm three sheets to the wind and wonder if cabin fever struck ye! Ye be marooned in the coconut I tell ye! Away wi'ye!

[Crisis management]

Who's bright idea is this?

I can understand a rape & pillage like a Viking day, but Talk like a pirate day???

[FlangMasterJ]

A pirate goes into a bar.

The bartender says to him, “Did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?”

The pirate replies, “Arrrrr, It's driving me nutz!”

[deanohit]

Arrrrr, I be working on me boat!!! Have to get me a bottle o' rum an a Jolly Rodger to fly up me mast.

[Mental Trousers]

Hasn't this been done twice this year already??

[Buster]

I was going to see a pirate movie but it was rated ARRRR.:lol:

[Steam]

I work on a ferry and we are going to be talking like pirates all day. Surprisingly.

[Lissa]

http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php

Begad! Find your pirate name. Mines Musket Ball Dolores :niceone:

[SPman]

DRINK!

Arrrrrrr yes!

[nodrog]

hello, welcome to the IRD.

[Ewan Oozarmy]

Arrrrgggghhh - bring me the cabin boy and don't forget to grease his a*se..........me musket's full of lead and I'm ready to shoot........where's the serving wench - make sure her crows nest is good'n bushy......

Oh, a pirate's life - it's all rum bum 'n' baccy you know........

[Macktheknife]

Cap'n Laszlo Backstabber
Now there's a name to be fearin' ya low life yella-bellies, swab the decks an' be quick about it.

[deanohit]

When I put in my full name:
Just call me Pirate Ronny the Parrotless, arrrrrrr! :niceone:
When I put in Deanohit:
Just call me Reeking Diego Dagger, arrrrrr!
:killingme:killingme

[Hitcher]

Why are pirates pirates?

Because they just arrrrrr!

Stiffen me yardarm, be that the time?

[Maha]

Roger 019er...have a safe and uneventful flight, clear air all the way to Japan you are cleared for take off.
Tower talking to Japanese Airyne Pirate....

[deanohit]

Why are pirates pirates?

Because they just arrrrrr!

Stiffen me yardarm, be that the time?

Harhar bloody har! :lol: Rum time you say?:apint:

[yungatart]

I be now known as "Rough Sailing Antonia" or....Puffy Shirt Sandy, but that will only be fittin' if'n I wear the pink cami that Col-the Viking-Pop stretched for me on Saturday noight.

[avgas]

hello, welcome to the IRD.

Neva ird of yaarrrrr!!!!!

[WarlockNZ]

AARRRRRR!!

Pirate Roger the Staggering Drunk ... seems rather apt!!

Avast ... there be only one true talk like a pirate day .... and i'll be flying the flag!!

[KoroJ]

Hasn't this been done twice this year already??

There be only one 'Talk Like a Pirate Day'... http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ ...but then again, there could be more! So shivver ye Timbers ye Scallywag, if ye don't Go On Account and Parley right, we be feeding ye a Salmagundi before Flooging ye wi' a Belayin' Pin and making ye Walk the Plank!!

And all that from Cap'n Carl Yellowbeard....or Gurglin' Jim Barbossa (Bein' a two faced Bilge Rat and all).

[Hitcher]

Oi be Bad-Rum Seamus. And I be sharpening me cutlass and whittling me peg leg in readiness for the grog. And the lash! Arr harrrrr! Smartly now lass!

[WarlockNZ]

Oi be Bad-Rum Seamus. And I be sharpening me cutlass and whittling me peg leg in readiness for the grog. And the lash! Arr harrrrr! Smartly now lass!

And since when did the lass give ye the lash my hearty?? .. surely it be ye giving her the lash and making her walk the plank?

I be thinking ye cutlass needs more than just a sharpen? .. arrrr!!

[Lissa]

Oi be Bad-Rum Seamus. And I be sharpening me cutlass and whittling me peg leg in readiness for the grog. And the lash! Arr harrrrr! Smartly now lass! I hope ye shut your bung hole lose ye horn pipe and lay off the grog by tomorrow laddie or you will be walking the plank!! :D

Lady Pirates Pick up line:
That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

[Hitcher]

And since when did the lass give ye the lash my hearty??

Harr Harr! Oi been drinkin' me own urine for two weeks now in readiness for tomorrow. A good lashin' will jigger me rumptules nicely!

[Oakie]

What a load of arrrrse.

[WarlockNZ]

Harr Harr! Oi been drinkin' me own urine for two weeks now in readiness for tomorrow. A good lashin' will jigger me rumptules nicely!

By the eyes of Davy Jones!, that be more information than any man needs!

[KoroJ]

Today be the day my lovelies, Let's start wi' a wee shanty ayy. Sing an' pull 'ard to get them sails set an' anchors way'd.

To the mast nail our flag it is dark as the grave,
Or the death which it bears while it sweeps o'er the wave;
Let our deck clear for action, our guns be prepared;
Be the boarding-axe sharpened, the scimetar bared:
Set the canisters ready, and then bring to me,
For the last of my duties, the powder-room key.

It shall never be lowered, the black flag we bear;
If the sea be denied us, we sweep through the air.
Unshared have we left our last victory's prey;
It is mine to divide it, and yours to obey:
There are shawls that might suit a sultana's white neck,
And pearls that are fair as the arms they will deck.

There are flasks which, unseal them, the air will disclose
Diametta's fair summers, the home of the rose.
I claim not a portion: I ask but as mine
'Tis to drink to our victory - one cup of red wine.
Some fight, 'tis for riches - some fight, 'tis for fame:
The first I despise, and the last is a name.

I fight, 'tis for vengeance! I love to see flow,
At the stroke of my sabre, the life of my foe.
I strike for the memory of long-vanished years;
I only shed blood where another shed tears,
I come, as the lightning comes red from above,
O'er the race that I loathe, to the battle I love.

[gijoe1313]

Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil be done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

The mate was fixed by the bos’n’s pike
The bos’n’ brained with a marlin spike and
Cookey’s throat was marked belike It
Had been gripped by fingers ten and

There they lay all good dead men like
Break o’ day in a boozing ken__
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum
Fifteen men of a whole ship’s list

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum
Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
The skipper lay with his nob in gore where the

Scullion’s axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four and
here he lay and the soggy skies
Dripped all day in up-staring eyes at
Murk sunset and at foul sur-prise

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Fifteen men of ‘em stiff and stark

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Ten of the crew had the murder mark

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
‘Twas a cutlass swipe or and ounce of lead or a
Yawning hole in a battered head
and the scuppers glut with a yawning red and
There they lay aye damn my eyes
All lookouts clapped on par - a - dise all
Souls bound just con – tra – ri - wise

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Fifteen men of ‘em good and true

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Every man Jack could ha’ sailed with old Pew

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold with a
Ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot with stuff un told As
They lay there that had took the plum
With a sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Fifteen men of a dead man’s chest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
We wrapped ‘em all in a mains’l tight with
Twice ten turns of a hausers bight
And we heaved ‘em over and out of sight with a
Yo heave ho and fare you well
And a sullen plunge in a sullen swell

Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

[banditrider]

Have answered the phone once today with a pirate-type saying/voice. Guy on the other end didn't even notice! Pretty sure I don't always sound like that...

Arrrrrr......

[banditrider]

http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php

Begad! Find your pirate name. Mines Musket Ball Dolores :niceone:

Scowlin' George Barbossa

[Donor]

ARRR!

Oi be knowed as Shoutin' Clive Morgan by ye lubbers from now til the rum stops a-flowin'!

[tri boy]

Grrr, me pirates name be Hubert- The Off White. WTF:oi-grr:
Destined to be a cabin boy.:buggerd::sick:
I'll risk the sharks, an Davey Jones...........KSPLASH.......glug glug glug(forgot, I can't swim:crybaby:)

[Hitcher]

Rumple me mainsail and weigh me anchor (42.3kg)! Ahoy there me shipmates! And a great day for lashin', rodgerin' and groggin' it be. Avast and splinter me topgallant. A boardin' party be necessary to belay and biggun. Arrrr!

[KoroJ]

Scowlin' George Barbossa

Arrrr...I was wonderin' what 'appened to me long lost brother!! 'Tis me mate...Gurglin' Jim Barbossa.



Rumple me mainsail and weigh me anchor (42.3kg)! Ahoy there me shipmates! And a great day for lashin', rodgerin' and groggin' it be. Avast and splinter me topgallant. A boardin' party be necessary to belay and biggun. Arrrr!

But I be sure that Chump from PG Tips said it be 2St 6lb?? The scurvey dog must 'ave weighed the killick. I'll fit 'im out wi' a hempen halter and swing 'im from the yardarm at 3bells.

[banditrider]

Arrrr...I was wonderin' what 'appened to me long lost brother!! 'Tis me mate...Gurglin' Jim Barbossa.


Well shiver me timbers! I only be scowlin' cause I thought you'd gone a Gurglin to Davy Jones Locker!

[Curious_AJ]

YARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!


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[Curious_AJ]

http://sf.funcheap.com/?s=

go there to learn more about today yah scallywags!!

(though it is a tad late seeming as today is like half over... )

[terbang]

Cap'n Sid Slashface..!

I hunted pirates in the Indian ocean in a previous life. They spoke Indonesian language though. Didn't quite sound right.

[Curious_AJ]

<img src="http://site.hipwear.com/images/Corset_pirate.jpg">

<img src="http://www.sexypiratecostumestore.com/sitebuilder/images/1418-283x525.jpg">

just something you pirate boys might enjoy

[gijoe1313]

Arrrr! I be Pirate Quinn the Dagger! Arrrr! That be me KB name, me handle in another world be "Quadruped" Patrick Slaughter Arrr!

Suits me to a T, or izzat a X? Arrr! Now where be Seaman Stain, Roger the cabin boy and Master Bates? Arrr!

[deanohit]

just something you pirate boys might enjoy

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! They be's some fine lasses to be sure. Well mateys, hope yar enjoying some grog sometime today ye scalleywags. Now there wenches, where be's me grog? :drinknsin Arrr me hearties.

[Curious_AJ]

OI! I spent the latter of me day servin as a wench in hell! (pizza)

was a mightly slow day ta be shurr, but what get's me gold has ta be done!

glad ye enjoyed the fine lassies that i posted urlier YARRRR!

*glug*

[Curious_AJ]

oh, by the by ye smelly little barnicles, me name be

Cap'n Yvette Greenbeard

[Steam]

On my ferry I talked like a pirate ALL DAY! I was so proud I kept it up. I dealt with about 100 customers and only one was not amused.

I found a big red bit of cloth down in the hold and I drew a skull and crossbones on it in vivid and wore it as a bandanna.
Now my throat is very sore, because of talking gruffly all day.
Some of the words I used were
"Avast
Ahoy
Scurvy Rat
Scurvy sea-dog
Scurvy sea-duck
me Lovely wench
me young Tack Tar
Yarrrr
Arrrr
Haharrrr
Aye aye sor.
and combinations of the above.
Splice the main brace!
Shiver me timbers!

Roll on next year!

[FlangMasterJ]

<img src="http://site.hipwear.com/images/Corset_pirate.jpg">

<img src="http://www.sexypiratecostumestore.com/sitebuilder/images/1418-283x525.jpg">

just something you pirate boys might enjoy

Yeeearrrrggggghhhhh I'm at full mast!

[Conquiztador]

Dancin' Broderic Cutty...

What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?

RRAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Curious_AJ]

rofl! well done, best pirate effort ever.. and on a ferry too... closest thing to a pirate ship anyone I know, went on yesterday.. lol... there were boxes and couches used though... however.. I'd say the ferry takes the cake!

*to steam btw*

[Donor]

It's not just us humans into it!

[Curious_AJ]

haha! i love cats.. they're so weird..