Biker's penis hit by lightning

[Bob]

When Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb, Croatia, pulled over on his bike to take a leak, little did he realise he would end up in hospital. As Djindjic answered the call of nature, nature fought back… striking his penis with a lightning bolt!

Djindjic said: "I don't remember what happened. Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis." He added "Thankfully, the doctors said my penis will function normally eventually."

[EJK]

lol? ouch?

[JimO]

hehe.................:crybaby:

[deanohit]

"Thankfully, the doctors said my penis will function normally eventually."
Eventually is a pretty opened ended response. He didn't just piss on an electric fence in the bushes?

[Donor]

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[ceebie13]

I was trapped once in a tunnel with hundreds of other rush-hour passengers on a London tube train after signal failure when a guy standing close by couldn't hold on any longer...he desperately needed to relieve the call of nature.
To everyone's horror, he prized the doors open (not an easy task), wedged himself between them and pee'd out into the darkness!!! How on earth (sorry, no pun intended) he didn't piss all over the conductor rail is anyones guess. The consequences could have been horrendous!

[Deano]

Goodness gracious, great balls of fire !!

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[Oakie]

Ahh if I were God I would spend my day doing stuff like that .... although I think I'd go for the increased degree of difficulty and aim for the penis itself rather than just the guy attached to it.

[deanohit]

Hahahahahaha, be like someone :bash::ar15::kick: ya nuts all at once.

[Chickadee]

Oooh owey, burnt pink bits can't be comfy

[Oakie]

Depending on the size, it may not just be burned ... it may be cooked!

[Cache Wraith]

Read this in a Sunday Paper, gotta be painful!

"A Croatian motorbike rider was knocked unconscious when lightning struck his penis during a roadside toilet break.:doh:Ante Djindjic, 29, escaped relatively unscathed from the incident ......"

My sympathies to Ante and it sounds like the goods are still intact! Maybe Ante will get to hear about this post and let us know how it felt. Anyway I'm sure he's now known in the biker community as "Lightening Rod" Let the jokes begin........

[The Lone Rider]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=57507

:D

[Cache Wraith]

Well that's hit me like a bolt out of the blue and really stolen my thunder.

[Cache Wraith]

Actually this thread was for all the dimwits out there who didn't see the original thread....so far there is only one, me :spanking:

[Cache Wraith]

someone with authority around this place :Police:

SAVE ME FROM MYSELF :stupid:

and delete this thread......

[JimO]

move along....nothing to see here