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imdying
26th September 2007, 16:26
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4215678a11.html

Bahahahahhahahahahahahahah, better him than me! Or you! Or your mum!
007XX
26th September 2007, 16:31
That's where canadian immigration laws make a lot of sense...a moron like that wouldn't have been permited into the country!:mad:
Maha
26th September 2007, 16:32
Saw the heading and thought he owned 'Saturday Night Fever'....!
Finn
26th September 2007, 16:40
That's where canadian immigration laws make a lot of sense...a moron like that wouldn't have been permited into the country!:mad:

Eh? He was a kiwi who got deported from Australia. Where did you get Canada from sweetheart?
deanohit
26th September 2007, 16:42
Thank god for that. At least his passenger didn't die although she was stupid enough to get in a car with a drunk driver.
Tank
26th September 2007, 16:44
That's where canadian immigration laws make a lot of sense...a moron like that wouldn't have been permited into the country!:mad:

He had to take him he was (and I'm ashamed to say it) 'one of ours' Australia kicked him out.

Still at least he didnt take a family out with him.
fireball
26th September 2007, 16:45
just glad he wont be around to drink drive and kill another innocent person
007XX
26th September 2007, 16:47
Eh? He was a kiwi who got deported from Australia. Where did you get Canada from sweetheart?

Sorry honeybunch, I was failing miserably at the (apparently) womanly capacity to multitask at time riding the article... :D (was also on the phone at the time)

I thought we were talking about an Oz man having immigrated to Kiwiland...
onearmedbandit
26th September 2007, 16:48
Niiice.

Although I am surprised that his mothers 1996 Nissan Bluebird could do 221km/h.
Edbear
26th September 2007, 17:17
Niiice.

Although I am surprised that his mothers 1996 Nissan Bluebird could do 221km/h.



I suspect it was a misprint. The Bluebird's are a good car, but I've never seen one that could do 220km/h! Not standard, anyway!

More likely he was doing 120, still fast enough to kill. At 221, I doubt the girlfriend would have survived...
jrandom
26th September 2007, 17:20
I am surprised that his mothers 1996 Nissan Bluebird could do 221km/h.

Yes, that caught my eye too. I'd imagine a 'bird would top out at 180 or so on a very good day.

I'm guessing misprint from 121.
Usarka
26th September 2007, 17:22
His mum must be pissed.
Fatjim
26th September 2007, 17:29
Maybe we could all go and piss on his grave when he's buried.
The Pastor
26th September 2007, 18:05
His mum must be pissed.
No the driver was pissed, his mum would be angry.
toycollector10
26th September 2007, 18:19
I don't like to see anyone killed but rather him than someone innocent!
imdying
26th September 2007, 19:24
Maybe we could all go and piss on his grave when he's buried.Wouldn't waste my time... now that he's out of the gene pool, he can be relegated to history :beer:
HenryDorsetCase
26th September 2007, 19:34
Niiice.

Although I am surprised that his mothers 1996 Nissan Bluebird could do 221km/h.

one concurs.
paturoa
26th September 2007, 19:51
Other than an imprint of the needle on the speedo face,how would they know how fast it was going?

Edit: I spose it was going just fast enough...
Steam
26th September 2007, 19:54
Other than an imprint of the needle on the speedo face,how would they know how fast it was going?


Crash investigators have all sorts of interesting ways of calculating speeds by measuring skid marks and how far the car skidded on what surface before it came to a stop, whether it rolled or etc etc. It is interesting.
Steam
26th September 2007, 19:56
...calculating speeds by measuring skid marks ....
Police report: Hmmm, SkidMark is 172cm tall, must have been going fast by his very nature, let's say 200kph then.
SVboy
26th September 2007, 22:00
Waste of a Bluebird........or was it!!
smoky
26th September 2007, 22:12
There was a man killed in his car down the road from my home a few weeks ago.
He was an illegal immigrant who abused children in this country - and they were still having trouble deporting him.

Apparently he over took and went head on into a truck
No one went to the funeral
Guitana
27th September 2007, 18:03
I suspect it was a misprint. The Bluebird's are a good car, but I've never seen one that could do 220km/h! Not standard, anyway!

More likely he was doing 120, still fast enough to kill. At 221, I doubt the girlfriend would have survived...

Maybe his mate was pushing and that's why he did'nt die in the crash!!!:chase::spanking::girlfight::wari::wari::w ari::wari::wari::wari::wari::wari:
Guitana
27th September 2007, 18:06
There was a man killed in his car down the road from my home a few weeks ago.
He was an illegal immigrant who abused children in this country - and they were still having trouble deporting him.

Apparently he over took and went head on into a truck
No one went to the funeral

Sounds like karma caught up with that sack of shit good riddence!!:Pokey::banana::banana::banana::banana:: banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:

Another one bites the dust!!

I LIKE BANANAS!!!
Guitana
27th September 2007, 18:10
Police report: Hmmm, SkidMark is 172cm tall, must have been going fast by his very nature, let's say 200kph then.

I wonder if they can measure how much you shit yourself during an accident,by measuring the skidmarks in your undies!!:shake:

My last close call would've been around 250mm long and dark in colour!:wari::banana: