Hey want to see my pussy?????

[Midnight 82]

Hi everyone im new here but like to have a good laugh. I work for PAINTBALL BOP I are the feild manager. Im a paintball ref: dont get jelious but it is the best well almost the best job in the world. well party on and see you on the road sometime. Cant miss me an the wife Im the only poor bastard still riding one of these that I know of. So let me know if Im not or say hi if you see me an my bike sloping round. Cheers wish you all safe and good times on the road. Chris

[ching_ching]

Hi Midnight,

Thanks for letting me see your pussy.

Have a look at mine.

Oh yeah and welcome to the site and blah, blah, blah and blah, blah, blah.

ching

[Ms Piggy]

Well while we're at it - have a gawk at my lovely pussy.

We're so warm & welcoming here :spudwave:

[Ms Piggy]

Hey we've all got the same coloured ones.

[StoneChucker]

A little fury :wacko: I have to say though, I'm not much of a pussy man. I prefer my two dogs, a mixed breed, and a Jack Russell terrier. I have pics, but they're on cd, and I'm a lazy bugger :spudwave:

[wari]

ITs da midni-ight sbesh-all ... :spudbooge :spudguita :spudbooge

SHine alighton me ... :sunny:

ITs da midnight sbesh-aaaall ... :spudbooge :spudguita :spudbooge

[Ms Piggy]

A little fury :wacko: I have to say though, I'm not much of a pussy man. I prefer my two dogs, a mixed breed, and a Jack Russell terrier. I have pics, but they're on cd, and I'm a lazy bugger :spudwave:
Well please let me indulge you by showing you a pic of my woofer.

[StoneChucker]

That definitely has cuddle factor :) And not in that way! But I think regardless of what dog you have (even if it IS a mangy, matted poodle), you always think your dog is the cutest in the whole world. (Even though EVERYONE knows Jack Russell Terriers are the cutest and smartest breed of dog, period) :niceone:

[wari]

I DOnt like dogs ...

THey worry SHeepe ... :mad:

ANd their shitte stinks ... :yeah:

[StoneChucker]

I decided to dig out the cd's...

[SPman]

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[Ms Piggy]

I decided to dig out the cd's...
Not sure about the outfits but they definitely have the 'awwwwwwwwww' factor.

[parsley]

I had a mate who got a Yorkshire Terrier puppy. If you've never seen one, these things are absolutely tiny. He called it Trixie but we immediately rechristened it as Fang.

Now my mate drove a GSX1100R and his jacket had a tear in the right elbow as a result of a rainy Cornish night and an unexpected corner. He discovered the best way of transporting the dog was to put it in the crook of his right elbow so it's head poked out of the tear. One of the funniest things I have ever seen is this dog's head poking out of his jacket, facing into the wind, with it's ears plastered against its' skull. Priceless.

[badlieutenant]

hmm so far a goat (oops sheep) a pig (hog), mutts and pussys. what the hell is happening ? is bestiality a part of biking ?
oh wellcome BTW, there all nuts I tells ya............. :mad: :wacko: :moon:

[Midnight 82]

:love2: Hey well that made me laugh yes if you are a bunch of nuts you wouldnt have showen your pussys. Well cheers everyone for making me feel welcome

[Midnight 82]

:killingme Hey stonechucker arnt these like your dogs??????

[Her_C4]

ITs da midni-ight sbesh-all ... :spudbooge :spudguita :spudbooge

SHine alighton me ... :sunny:

ITs da midnight sbesh-aaaall ... :spudbooge :spudguita :spudbooge

Ha ha ha :killingme :killingme - I don't need any of what you are on Wari - I get enough of a buzz just reading your posts!!!! :wacko:

Welcome Midnight!!! :yeah:

[bungbung]

Would you like to see them?

[scumdog]

Most of the pussies seem to come in one colour scheme, are they from the same company?

[Madmax]

our house hold
2 cats
1 magpie
60 old fish
2 rabbits
1 flatmate ex junkie (mad female)
1 flatmate sort of normal (mad female)
1 four year old boy

if i ever find out who is in charge at any givin time
I will have the answer to life the universe and everything
(I think it is the Fish,but i am not sure)
:blink:

[magnum]

hi and welcome,my pussy is a long haired all black bastard called scruffy. :)

[SPORK]

I decided to dig out the cd's...
You sick bastard! :P

What have you done to that poor, innocent puppy?! :O

I'm going to ring the SPCA any second. Or not.

I would show my pu...kitty but she is only on the olde format. Film :eek:

[Ghost Lemur]

I have no pussy, but least I get some. :kick:

Oh and welcome Midnight 82, if this thread is anything to go by, you'll fit right in.

[Hitcher]

=^..^= =^..^=

[Jackrat]

This is my pussy,his names ACE,he's a Rocker,of course.
The two brown things are Dougal & Peanut,their hobbys include killing Australian over stayers an rolling in cow shit.

Welcome aboard,nice bike.

[Blackbird]

.... from another central north islander! I get over to Rotorua pretty regularly, particularly as Tokoroa's movie theatre has just closed :bye:

Here's pictures of our 2 pussies. Mad Henry, who is deaf like most white cats with blue eyes and Thomas, the Russian Blue.

See you on the road. :niceone:

Geoff

[Slingshot]

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[Ms Piggy]

The two brown things are Dougal & Peanut,their hobbys include killing Australian over stayers an rolling in cow shit.

What breed are your brown things then?

[LB]

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Welcome to KiwiBiker Midnight - like your pussy.

I'm special. My pussy has been painted.

I can't figure out how to get the picture into a thumbnail so will have to get one of my techo friends to help me......calling matthewt.......
.

[thehollowmen]

Since nobody posted it...
Found this photo of a nameless member''s giant cock
:gob:

anybody gonna own up and tell us whos it is?

BTW welcome to the madhouse Midnight 82

[scroter]

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is that your pussy doing the finger or scratching its navel

[vifferman]

No I don't want to see your pussy!:mad:

Cats are horrible, duplicitous, parasitic scumballs, who no-one in their right mind would have as pets if they knew how germ-laden they were, or if they didn't have nice fur. Or that their "friendly behaviour" was actually marking you as part of their property. :mad:

Oh yeah - and they eat native birds.
Bloody butt-licking good-fer-nothing hairballs.

[Devil]

No I don't want to see your pussy!:mad:

Cats are horrible, duplicitous, parasitic scumballs, who no-one in their right mind would have as pets if they knew how germ-laden they were, or if they didn't have nice fur. Or that their "friendly behaviour" was actually marking you as part of their property. :mad:

Oh yeah - and they eat native birds.
Bloody butt-licking good-fer-nothing hairballs.
STFU, HATER!
*sulk*

[vifferman]

Did I mention they're disloyal?
No?

Cats are disloyal. They "belong" to places or food sources, not people. Cats own the people who feed them.

[vifferman]

This is Abraim

[SpankMe]

My pussy cat, Kafir. Fussy little shite that he is. Will turn his nose up at any food that is not up to his standard.

[vifferman]

My pussy cat, Kafir. Fussy little shite that he is. Will turn his nose up at any food that is not up to his standard.Yeah, we had a cat like that (perhaps they all are??) He'd eat any old scraps of food laying around under the table or wherever, just to prove how desperately starving he was, but if you fell for it and fed him, half the time he'd decide whatever it was wasn't good enough! :spudwhat:
"Well go hungry then, you little bastid!"

[Midnight 82]

:whistle: NA sorry to small for mine :niceone:
:mad: Mummy just said you useless bastard she thought you were gonna show her a big cock. Not a any cock will do ha ha :crybaby:

[StoneChucker]

My pussy cat, Kafir
Although not identical spelling, you're cat's name would cause quite a stir in South Africa. I can just imagine you standing on the road side shouting "Hey Kafir, come here you dirty, stinking Kafir" :D hehehehe

This is Abraim
That sir, is one very handsome goat, you are a lucky, lucky man :killingme :killingme

[Ghost Lemur]

Although not identical spelling, you're cat's name would cause quite a stir in South Africa. I can just imagine you standing on the road side shouting "Hey Kafir, come here you dirty, stinking Kafir" :D hehehehe

That sir, is one very handsome goat, you are a lucky, lucky man :killingme :killingme

Lol :killingme :killingme

I was thinking the exact same thing. On both counts.

Some names just don't travel well. :sweatdrop

[riffer]

Back to the subject....


here's Bombastic.

[wari]

ITs da midni-ight sbesh-all ... :spudbooge :spudguita :spudbooge

SHine alighton me ... :sunny:

ITs da midnight sbesh-aaaall ... :spudbooge :spudguita :spudbooge


THree days ... its bin three days andits STILL in my head ....

WHen will it stoppe ...:spudwhat:

SOmetimes I'm my owne worste enemmy .. :wacko:

[Ms Piggy]

THree days ... its bin three days andits STILL in my head ....

WHen will it stoppe ...:spudwhat:

SOmetimes I'm my owne worste enemmy .. :wacko:
Shine it's ever lovin' light on meeeeeeee....


Erybody now!


ITs da midni-ight sbesh-all ... :spudbooge :spudguita :spudbooge

SHine alighton me ... :sunny:

ITs da midnight sbesh-aaaall ... :spudbooge :spudguita :spudbooge

[Midnight 82]

:brick: Some old shit just dont get outa ya head. Ever since you posted that all I think when I ride is you and that Fucken song. HA HA Cheers friend :done:

[StoneChucker]

What song is that? It's so familiar, but I can't decipher the Wari language this time...

[wari]

:brick: Some old shit just dont get outa ya head. Ever since you posted that all I think when I ride is you and that Fucken song. HA HA Cheers friend :done:

I CAll thata REE-ZULTE™ ... :spudbooge :spudguita

[inlinefour]

Hi everyone im new here but like to have a good laugh. I work for PAINTBALL BOP I are the feild manager. Im a paintball ref: dont get jelious but it is the best well almost the best job in the world. well party on and see you on the road sometime. Cant miss me an the wife Im the only poor bastard still riding one of these that I know of. So let me know if Im not or say hi if you see me an my bike sloping round. Cheers wish you all safe and good times on the road. Chris

And dont give me the "I'll let you see mine if you show me your" line. :hug:

[Sniper]

Ummmmmmmmm?

[vifferman]

I was going to say, "Pussies suck."


But I won't. Because that wouldn't be a good thing to say. :blank:

[Sniper]

I was going to say, "Pussies suck."


But I won't. Because that wouldn't be a good thing to say. :blank:
Insert term here? :blank:

[gav]

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[magnum]

hello and welcome,ya poor bastard

[inlinefour]

Welcome and enjoy :banana: