It's quiet and I'm not.

[Big Dave]

Fuck the infractions. I'm outta here.

[kiwifruit]

With hunger at her heels, freedom in her eyes

[Drum]

Bob liked bikes.
He also like motorcycles.

[boomer]

Bob liked bikes.
With hunger at her heels, freedom in her eyes.
He also like motorcycles.
huh? (http://my-space.info/funpics%20(125).jpg)

[Big Dave]

Bob liked bikes.
With hunger at her heels, freedom in her eyes.
He also like motorcycles.
This was something Boomer didn't understand.

[Big Dave]

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[Drum]

Bob liked bikes.
With hunger at her heels, freedom in her eyes.
He also like motorcycles.
This was something Boomer didn't understand.
Just like the ladies. Boomer didn't understand them either. Specially when they they slowly slid their panties down over their firm asses:sweatdrop U know kinda slow like. With the thong catching between the cheeks. Yeah. Can u feel it?

It's business time.

[Big Dave]

Bob liked bikes.
With hunger at her heels, freedom in her eyes.
He also like motorcycles.
This was something Boomer didn't understand.
Just like the ladies. Boomer didn't understand them either. Specially when they they slowly slid their panties down over their firm asses:sweatdrop U know kinda slow like. With the thong catching between the cheeks. Yeah. Can u feel it?

It's business time. But it must be late in the day, because he could feel a slight stiffness coming on.

[merv]

Ah Dave, what would have been wrong with sleeping at that hour?

[Big Dave]

Ah Dave, what would have been wrong with sleeping at that hour?

Do that shit when I'm dead.

[Grub]

Bob liked bikes.
With hunger at her heels, freedom in her eyes.
He also like motorcycles.
This was something Boomer didn't understand.
Just like the ladies. Boomer didn't understand them either. Specially when they they slowly slid their panties down over their firm asses U know kinda slow like. With the thong catching between the cheeks. Yeah. Can u feel it?

It's business time. But it must be late in the day, because he could feel a slight stiffness coming on.
Those aches and pains from his motorway bin were always spoiling his fun

[Grahameeboy]

Bob liked bikes.
With hunger at her heels, freedom in her eyes.
He also like motorcycles.
This was something Boomer didn't understand.
Just like the ladies. Boomer didn't understand them either. Specially when they they slowly slid their panties down over their firm asses U know kinda slow like. With the thong catching between the cheeks. Yeah. Can u feel it?

It's business time. But it must be late in the day, because he could feel a slight stiffness coming on.
Those aches and pains from his motorway bin were always spoiling his fun
So he wondered whether he had healed enough or would need to stick to tongue
Poor old Boomer whose real name is Duncan
Cannot seem to seem to get a hard-on

[Macktheknife]

Bob liked bikes.
With hunger at her heels, freedom in her eyes.
He also like motorcycles.
This was something Boomer didn't understand.
Just like the ladies. Boomer didn't understand them either. Specially when they they slowly slid their panties down over their firm asses U know kinda slow like. With the thong catching between the cheeks. Yeah. Can u feel it?

It's business time. But it must be late in the day, because he could feel a slight stiffness coming on.
Those aches and pains from his motorway bin were always spoiling his fun.
So he told Dave 'not now mate, I am a bit sore. Just hold me.'

[Grahameeboy]

Have just re-shuffled as we were on it together Mack

Bob liked bikes.
With hunger at her heels, freedom in her eyes.
He also like motorcycles.
This was something Boomer didn't understand.
Just like the ladies. Boomer didn't understand them either. Specially when they they slowly slid their panties down over their firm asses U know kinda slow like. With the thong catching between the cheeks. Yeah. Can u feel it?

It's business time. But it must be late in the day, because he could feel a slight stiffness coming on.
Those aches and pains from his motorway bin were always spoiling his fun
So he wondered whether he had healed enough or would need to stick to tongue
Poor old Boomer whose real name is Duncan
Cannot seem to seem to get a hard-on

So he told Dave 'not now mate, I am a bit sore. Just hold me.'
As I need some help having a pee

[Scouse]

Bob liked bikes.
With hunger at her heels, freedom in her eyes.
He also like motorcycles.
This was something Boomer didn't understand.
Just like the ladies. Boomer didn't understand them either. Specially when they they slowly slid their panties down over their firm asses U know kinda slow like. With the thong catching between the cheeks. Yeah. Can u feel it?

It's business time. But it must be late in the day, because he could feel a slight stiffness coming on.
Those aches and pains from his motorway bin were always spoiling his fun.
So he told Dave 'not now mate, I am a bit sore. Just hold me.'
All of a sudden Bobs cruch felt ichy so he gave it a bit of a scrach as he did so he realised he had soiled his self.

[Grahameeboy]

This is getting interesting.........

[Maha]

Bob liked bikes.
With hunger at her heels, freedom in her eyes.
He also like motorcycles.
This was something Boomer didn't understand.
Just like the ladies. Boomer didn't understand them either. Specially when they they slowly slid their panties down over their firm asses U know kinda slow like. With the thong catching between the cheeks. Yeah. Can u feel it?

It's business time. But it must be late in the day, because he could feel a slight stiffness coming on.
Those aches and pains from his motorway bin were always spoiling his fun.
So he told Dave 'not now mate, I am a bit sore. Just hold me.'
All of a sudden Bobs cruch felt ichy so he gave it a bit of a scrach as he did so he realised he had soiled his self.
Bob reached for a can of Black Flag, but alas, it was empty....what to do?

[Disco Dan]

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[Big Dave]

That was super.

[The Pastor]

Bob liked bikes.
With hunger at her heels, freedom in her eyes.
He also like motorcycles.
This was something Boomer didn't understand.
Just like the ladies. Boomer didn't understand them either. Specially when they they slowly slid their panties down over their firm asses U know kinda slow like. With the thong catching between the cheeks. Yeah. Can u feel it?

It's business time. But it must be late in the day, because he could feel a slight stiffness coming on.
Those aches and pains from his motorway bin were always spoiling his fun.
So he told Dave 'not now mate, I am a bit sore. Just hold me.'
All of a sudden Bobs cruch felt ichy so he gave it a bit of a scrach as he did so he realised he had soiled his self.
Bob reached for a can of Black Flag, but alas, it was empty....what to do?


Suddenly the tv flicked on "chhhhhhhhrrrrrrr WE INTERUPT THIS BRODCAST TO BRING THIS EMERGANCY BRODCAST"

[Skyryder]

Copy, paste and add one sentence only.


Fuck the infractions.

Give that man a beer.

I could never work out that decimal point thing either.:stupid:

Skyryder

[jafar]

Bob liked bikes.
With hunger at her heels, freedom in her eyes.
He also like motorcycles.
This was something Boomer didn't understand.
Just like the ladies. Boomer didn't understand them either. Specially when they they slowly slid their panties down over their firm asses U know kinda slow like. With the thong catching between the cheeks. Yeah. Can u feel it?

It's business time. But it must be late in the day, because he could feel a slight stiffness coming on.
Those aches and pains from his motorway bin were always spoiling his fun.
So he told Dave 'not now mate, I am a bit sore. Just hold me.'
All of a sudden Bobs cruch felt ichy so he gave it a bit of a scrach as he did so he realised he had soiled his self.
Bob reached for a can of Black Flag, but alas, it was empty....what to do?


Suddenly the tv flicked on "chhhhhhhhrrrrrrr WE INTERUPT THIS BRODCAST TO BRING THIS EMERGANCY BRODCAST"

Renegade Master has exploded.
Carrying dynamite up his arse had finally done him in

[Swoop]

Bob liked bikes.
With hunger at her heels, freedom in her eyes.
He also like motorcycles.
This was something Boomer didn't understand.
Just like the ladies. Boomer didn't understand them either. Specially when they they slowly slid their panties down over their firm asses U know kinda slow like. With the thong catching between the cheeks. Yeah. Can u feel it?

It's business time. But it must be late in the day, because he could feel a slight stiffness coming on.
Those aches and pains from his motorway bin were always spoiling his fun.
So he told Dave 'not now mate, I am a bit sore. Just hold me.'
All of a sudden Bobs cruch felt ichy so he gave it a bit of a scrach as he did so he realised he had soiled his self.
Bob reached for a can of Black Flag, but alas, it was empty....what to do?

Suddenly the tv flicked on "chhhhhhhhrrrrrrr WE INTERUPT THIS BRODCAST TO BRING THIS EMERGANCY BRODCAST"

Renegade Master has exploded.
Carrying dynamite up his arse had finally done him in
This was a far less painfull way to go; KB'ers had thought of his demise many times in the past

[jafar]

This was a far less painfull way to go; KB'ers had thought of his demise many times in the past
But nobody could believe how much shite there actually was,

[surfchick]

But nobody could believe how much shite there actually was,
Except george bush whose exploding pooh-piles were almost as high

[Big Dave]

I was infracted for starting this thread and I'm dirty about it.

Consider it over.

[boomer]

I was infracted for starting this thread and I'm dirty about it.

Consider it over.

why doesn't that suprise me.. mods are muppets.

See ya BD.. oh and mods .. i'll have another 10 please .. :tugger:

[Swoop]

Amazing.

A "drivel" thread was started as a bit of fun. The author of the thread gets infractionated, BUT the thread is not consigned to PD?:scratch:

Talk about logic and consistency around here.

Dave is one of the most consistent people around here and also one of those who work ardently for ALL of the motorcycle riders/industry/community.

Well done to the person who succeeded in losing BD from here. Bravo. Well fucking done.


Who infracted Dave?
Stand up and be accountable please.

[riffer]

Dave was not infracted. He currently has 0 points against him.

The thread was started in General Bike Ravings. It should have been started in Rant and Rave.

The site rules are such that for a first offence a warning is given, and the thread is moved. Sometimes a PM is also sent to advise people that they have posted in the wrong place.

Nothing wrong with the thread at all. It was just in the wrong place. And all the site rules and procedures were followed.

If Dave chooses to throw his toys out of the cot for being treated like EVERY other member of KB, then so be it.

I've received warnings for posting in the wrong place.

As I am sure many of you have too. If people choose to call them infractions then so be it. They aren't.

Time to chill guys. No-ones having a go at anyone here.

Don't believe me? Start a non-bike thread in General Bike Ravings yourself. It'll get thrown in Rant and Rave. And you'll get a warning note on your profile. Infraction points - 0. Fill it full of drivel, it will end up in Pointless Drivel. But you won't get infraction points unless you destroy a thread by deliberately taking it off-topic, or being abusive to other site members.

I suggest you go and read the site rules again swoop.

[jrandom]

I'm sorry, someone has to do this.

<img src="http://www.famesters.com/files/images/waaambulance.jpg"/>

[Grahameeboy]

I'm sorry, someone has to do this.

<img src="http://www.famesters.com/files/images/waaambulance.jpg"/>

Why aren't you at home darling;)

[Maha]

Why aren't you at home darling;)

Cos you haven't laid the eggs yet.....:lol:

[jrandom]

Why aren't you at home darling;)

I'm at work.

Most uncivilised, I know. Sorry, poppet.

TZvXseMZ70Q

[Grahameeboy]

Cos you haven't laid the eggs yet.....:lol:

Goosey, Goosey Gander
There once was a poofter

He rode an electric blue trumpy
With his old lady who was grumpy

He tried and tried to get down his pegs
But, even at New World he could not find the eggs

So he parked old bluey away
And on the sofa he did lay

[Grahameeboy]

I'm at work.

Most uncivilised, I know. Sorry, poppet.

TZvXseMZ70Q

Mad bugger.

Well went to the gym, went to Church and went for a cuppa at Nigels....he says, in case I don't see you for a few days, that he has 6 slots free for your guns....toodles...

[jrandom]

he says, in case I don't see you for a few days, that he has 6 slots free for your guns....toodles...

Oh, cool, yes, I was wondering about that.

Figured I might just stash them under Nat's bed ;)

[Grahameeboy]

Oh, cool, yes, I was wondering about that.

Figured I might just stash them under Nat's bed ;)

No problem, no one will suspect that hiding place.............

[Maha]

Goosey, Goosey Gander
There once was a poofter

He rode an electric blue trumpy
With his old lady who was grumpy

He tried and tried to get down his pegs
But, even at New World he could not find the eggs

So he parked old bluey away
And on the sofa he did lay

:killingme:killingme Brilliant......bling sent Shakespear.....:clap:

[Grahameeboy]

:killingme:killingme Brilliant......bling sent Shakespear.....:clap:

Just don't show Mom okay.....

[Kickaha]

I was infracted for starting this thread and I'm dirty about it.

Consider it over.

Perhaps you should consider taking your own advice


...........HTFU

Hey you could even get the T shirt

http://www.cafepress.com/davidcohen.138849640

[Mom]

Just don't show Mom okay.....

Ahem!!!!!!!!!! no that is ahem, not amen!......I've seen it and you are in trouble.....:yes:


Perhaps you should consider taking your own advice



Hey you could even get the T shirt

http://www.cafepress.com/davidcohen.138849640

Gosh this is very mature from a senior moderator!

Pathetic, all of it...(the infractions etc) not the thread, which was/is quite good fun!

[boomer]

Perhaps you should consider taking your own advice



Hey you could even get the T shirt

http://www.cafepress.com/davidcohen.138849640

maybe you could get one of those t-shirts Kickaha.. maybe then you'll be as sharp on teh track as your tongue is

[Kickaha]

Gosh this is very mature from a senior moderator!

Member first,Moderator second

I have to enforce the site rules nothing more and contrary to what some members would like the moderators are entitled to their own opinion

[Grahameeboy]

Member first,Moderator second

I have to enforce the site rules nothing more and contrary to what some members would like the moderators are entitled to their own opinion

Good response.....................:clap:

[Grahameeboy]

maybe you could get one of those t-shirts Kickaha.. maybe then you'll be as sharp on teh track as your tongue is

Well at least it is not forked...............................:woohoo:

[Swoop]

Dave was not infracted. He currently has 0 points.

The thread was started in General Bike Ravings. It should have been started in Rant and Rave.

I suggest you go and read the site rules again swoop.
Thanks for clearing that up. I take your word for all of this information, just as I take the word of Dave, just as honestly, when he claimed he had been infracted.

If it was started outside of R&R, so be it.

I understand about the "starting in the wrong forum" bit and am aware of the rules - this is always thought of prior to a thread posting.

Just after a bit of openness, especially with someone with such a high standing in the biking world as Dave. Guess he was having a bad day.

[boomer]

Well at least it is not forked...............................:woohoo:

well it could be bitter and bent for all i know.. i just know its not fast :zzzz:

[Grahameeboy]

well it could be bitter and bent for all i know.. i just know its not fast :zzzz:

I was talking about tongues:eek5:

[peasea]

I was talking about tongues:eek5:

Is that some kind of oxymoron? With less oxy and more moron?

[Grahameeboy]

Is that some kind of oxymoron? With less oxy and more moron?

You have met Boomer then:eek5:

[Skyryder]

Dave was not infracted. He currently has 0 points against him.

The thread was started in General Bike Ravings. It should have been started in Rant and Rave.

The site rules are such that for a first offence a warning is given, and the thread is moved. Sometimes a PM is also sent to advise people that they have posted in the wrong place.

Nothing wrong with the thread at all. It was just in the wrong place. And all the site rules and procedures were followed.

If Dave chooses to throw his toys out of the cot for being treated like EVERY other member of KB, then so be it.

I've received warnings for posting in the wrong place.

As I am sure many of you have too. If people choose to call them infractions then so be it. They aren't.

Time to chill guys. No-ones having a go at anyone here.

Don't believe me? Start a non-bike thread in General Bike Ravings yourself. It'll get thrown in Rant and Rave. And you'll get a warning note on your profile. Infraction points - 0. Fill it full of drivel, it will end up in Pointless Drivel. But you won't get infraction points unless you destroy a thread by deliberately taking it off-topic, or being abusive to other site members.

I suggest you go and read the site rules again swoop.

You should stand for Labour in the coming elections. Better still start up THE PERFECT PARTY. So someone posts in the wrong forum and theres a warning note in the post. POWER CORRUPTS.........TO MUCH POWER CORRUPTS ABSOLUTLEY. :finger:

Skyryder

[riffer]

Sorry dude. That ship has sailed.

Find another thread to troll in. ;)

[nadroj]

So was this your demise thread?
We's missing your contributions!

[Skyryder]

Goosey, Goosey Gander
There once was a poofter

He rode an electric blue trumpy
With his old lady who was grumpy

He tried and tried to get down his pegs
But, even at New World he could not find the eggs

So he parked old bluey away
And on the sofa he did lay

Joined KB and got infractured anyway.



Skyyrder

[Big Dave]

I got a yellow card warning for posting in the wrong forum.

I won't accept ANY censure for posting a good natured thread - in the right place on the forum.
I asked for it's removal and was declined.

No toys thrown. Just walked away. Still pass by occasionally.

If you want to keep up I'm over at my site.
Installing a forum thing there for friends shortly.

[Maha]

No toys thrown. Just walked away. Still pass by occasionally.



B-E-A-UTIFUL!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv829hUuYAM

[Kickaha]

I got a yellow card warning for posting in the wrong forum.

I won't accept ANY censure for posting a good natured thread - in the right place on the forum.
I asked for it's removal and was declined.
.

The thread you asked to be deleted titled "Unjust infraction" was deleted at your request so I'm not sure why you're saying "I asked for it's removal and was declined" as that is simply not true

[Big Dave]

The thread you asked to be deleted titled "Unjust infraction" was deleted at your request so I'm not sure why you're saying "I asked for it's removal and was declined" as that is simply not true

Thanks for the PM.

Not what I'm talking about.
The 'yellow card' remains on my control page.

FWIW I'm happy if you delete this thread too.

dave out.

[merv]

Dave don't leave us now, it won't be the same without you!!

[Virago]

...htfu...

[Grahameeboy]

I got a yellow card warning for posting in the wrong forum.

I won't accept ANY censure for posting a good natured thread - in the right place on the forum.
I asked for it's removal and was declined.

No toys thrown. Just walked away. Still pass by occasionally.

If you want to keep up I'm over at my site.
Installing a forum thing there for friends shortly.

Just got infraction for taking off topic..........suggesting that Busa Pete could block off the whole motorway with his Busa.

Not really sure why it was taking off topic, it was about protest and I just added a wee bit of humour.............I guess Pete must have got an infraction for his response..............not end of world but ??

[Big Dave]

Thanks Virago.

Look - don't blow this out proportion.

Theres something on here that bugs me.
No biggie - no angst - it goes away eventually.
I'm doing other shit while that is the case.

Which I've now got to get back to.

later.

[Scouse]

Just got infraction for taking off topic..........suggesting that Busa Pete could block off the whole motorway with his Busa.

Not really sure why it was taking off topic, it was about protest and I just added a wee bit of humour.............I guess Pete must have got an infraction for his response..............not end of world but ??Then I guess you chose the wrong thread to post your weak brand of humour on then eh

[Grahameeboy]

Then I guess you chose the wrong thread to post your weak brand of humour on then eh

I wasn't infracted for my humour though..........:blink:

[Virago]

I wasn't infracted for my humour though..........:blink:

Never fracture your humorous - very painful...:pinch:

[Grahameeboy]

Never fracture your humorous - very painful...:pinch:

Cheers for the heads up.......I will bear that in mind...............anyway, better keep on topic eh eh:rolleyes:

[Taz]

Fucken infractions are fucked up.

[gijoe1313]

Yep. Tis truly so, been some inconsistencies with rules and how they are applied at times, but meh, same old same old. Who watches the watchmen?

[Storm]

They watch themselves. Geez, you Terry Pratchett fans stick out like dogs bollocks round here:bleh:

[gijoe1313]

They watch themselves. Geez, you Terry Pratchett fans stick out like dogs bollocks round here:bleh:

Who that? I got to pack my pearlwood trunk and find some little booties for the feet...