PDA

View Full Version : What's going on in the car forums?



menace
12th October 2004, 20:24
Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

Blakamin
12th October 2004, 20:41
:killingme :killingme :killingme :beer:

k14
12th October 2004, 20:53
roflmao, that is one of the funniest things i have ever seen, very well done.

Motu
12th October 2004, 20:58
Dodge Viper - my nephew was in a mates Viper when his father was out of town,he had two of them - the lad was showing off and lost it big time.The two shit scared kids spent the weekend trying to fix it,but rich daddy found out anyway,the tyres they fitted were different.Imagine that,loosing a Viper in front of your mates.

Forums might of been interesting back when I had my 1957 International AS110 pick up - ''how many mpg are you getting?''....Motu - ''uh,I'm getting 4 mpg at the moment''...''shee it,how do you do that,I'm only getting 3mpg!!''

True story,try feeding something like that as a 19 yr old!

HDTboy
20th October 2005, 19:13
Gigantic Thread Resurrection

N4CR
20th October 2005, 19:28
Gigantic Thread Resurrection

You are a bastard.

I was thinking of doing this to one like this a while back....

:killingme at that post though!

bugjuice
20th October 2005, 19:36
lol.. funny..

2much
20th October 2005, 22:04
That's a great one:lol:

This one's gotta be the best:


RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.


Have owned mine for 6 years and onto my 5th engine (I shit you not!)

N4CR
20th October 2005, 22:16
That's a great one:lol:

This one's gotta be the best:



Have owned mine for 6 years and onto my 5th engine (I shit you not!)

DO YOU KEEP MONSTERPORTING IT OR SOMETHING!?

Waylander
20th October 2005, 22:34
I used to drive a Fiero.....

FROSTY
20th October 2005, 22:39
nissan primera center point injected 1800 forum--how to replace a starter motor-6 page instuction thread.

Lou Girardin
21st October 2005, 07:44
GSXR forum
Which chiropractor do you guys use?

bugjuice
21st October 2005, 08:13
nissan primera center point injected 1800 forum--how to replace a starter motor-6 page instuction thread.
lol.. good on ya mate ;)

myvice
21st October 2005, 20:03
nissan primera center point injected 1800 forum--how to replace a starter motor-6 page instuction thread.
Page 1: After removing the tail lights...

menace
22nd October 2005, 20:38
geeez that was posted years ago..!

froggyfrenchman
24th October 2005, 14:24
not bad for a giggle.

Indiana_Jones
24th October 2005, 14:44
blast from the past lol

-Indy

2much
24th October 2005, 15:23
DO YOU KEEP MONSTERPORTING IT OR SOMETHING!?

Nope, it's a Series 5 13BT

1st engine: Split heater hose (cooked engine)
2nd: Rusted through side plate water seals (fuckin Glen atRotary Power had done that rebuild)
3rd: Seized eccentric shaft to front bearing (my bad-pinched needle bearing when I bolted it together)
4th: Dropped apex seal (broke 2 3mm stealies at 160k in 3rd)
5th: JC Cosmo 13RE Bridgeport turbo in the build.....

Solution: buy a bike!.... now please refer to the "Bloody Triumph" thread. :brick:

avgas
24th October 2005, 15:46
CRX fourum
"you guys still alive out there?????"

HDTboy
24th October 2005, 15:59
Nope, it's a Series 5 13BT

1st engine: Split heater hose (cooked engine)
2nd: Rusted through side plate water seals (fuckin Glen atRotary Power had done that rebuild)
3rd: Seized eccentric shaft to front bearing (my bad-pinched needle bearing when I bolted it together)
4th: Dropped apex seal (broke 2 3mm stealies at 160k in 3rd)
5th: JC Cosmo 13RE Bridgeport turbo in the build.....

Solution: buy a british bike!.... now please refer to the "Bloody Triumph" thread. :brick:
I think I see your problem :dodge:

Toast
24th October 2005, 18:42
CRX fourum
"you guys still alive out there?????"

funny, sad and true...

don't even need the jaws of life for those things. Just lift the ring with your index finger, peel towards you and out pop the corpses...

the price of fashion and a good drive on a budget.