A racers caption contest.

[White trash]

Winner gets an autographed WBP Racing framed photo. I shit you not.

[Riff Raff]

Craig Shirriff's demonstrates his poetic skills on some long suffering fans:
'O jimy mear, o jimmy mear how u hav no idea jimy mear
when u have to race smith, stroud, shirriff and co,
you won't see which way they go,
coz you're off the pace o jimy mear'

[Cleve]

Now listen you pack of whinging homos. Paint my bike and keep it clean and keep out of my fucking way and I work hard as a plumber 22 hours a day to race and no one gave me anything and if that bloody Sam Smith hadn't come along with all that shit hanging out the back of his bike you would all still probably like me and think I am a really nice decent chap who can spell...

[RC1]

watch that nifty fifty in this corner or he will own you on the inside

[White trash]

Jesus Cleve, you really want a pic of me that bad?

[cowpoos]

[craigs bubble thought]...dam...if I had positioned that red bike a bit better...I'ld be able to perve at the chick using the mirrors and still look professional!!

[enigma51]

Im telling you bro the throttle should be on the left

[White trash]

Gixerracer, one of the very few KBers who prefers to ride "The Shit", rather than spout it.

[White trash]

"Now when White trash goes through here, he's REALLY flyin! Unfortunately I never see which way he went:("

[cowpoos]

[craigs thought bubble] is that bald guy....that Jimmy Mair fella??

[White trash]

It's pretty sad entering your own caption contest..... but I hope I get a photo of me.

[cowpoos]

It's pretty sad entering your own caption contest..... but I hope I get a photo of me.
if I win...can I get a autograph from speedie on it??


whos the judge??

[mr me]

Look out that white trash guy is crashing again:whocares:

[White trash]

Look out that white trash guy is crashing again:whocares:
Cunt. That's the last time I give you a payrise.

[merv]

(Craig's bubble) Goddam Trashy when are they going to give us real race bikes like Sam has instead of us having to ride these pansy road registered Suzuki bikes with the girls.

[White trash]

Simply uncalled for Merv.

[Mental Trousers]

(Craig) ..... and then coming through the next corner I could hear banjo's duelling so I cranked it hard over and nailed it

[merv]

Simply uncalled for Merv.

You called it a racers caption contest so don't you want race bikes? Honest if you give us the prize I'll hang it on Mrs merv's side of the bedroom.

[Mental Trousers]

(Craig) if I ditch those shit mufflers and pipe the exhaust into a hollow-jet valve then put it through a couple of filters using a some flex couplings and top it off with some urinal strainers she'll make 200rwhp I reckon

[Riff Raff]

Does anyone else see the resemblance? :whistle:

[Swoop]

"God is in that corner over there. Go as fast as fuck until you see him, THEN brake - got that?"

[Drew]

(Chick thought bubble)...


"I wish Drew was explainin this corner, HE'S actually fast!"


(Guy on bike thoughts)



"When I grow up, I wanna get rid of my chicken strips as easy as Drew does."


(Craig bubble)


I wish I was Drew

[Cleve]

Jesus Cleve, you really want a pic of me that bad?

he he he well not really, but if I win can you then be famous so it is actually worth something? ...

[skelstar]

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:niceone:

[k14]

I'll give ya ten bucks if you go down-trow that guy.

[Drew]

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I wont see Mel for two weeks...

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where's my hand cream

:niceone: . .

[skelstar]

Ah very clever :)

[Drew]

Ah very clever :)

I have to spread more bling, so couldn't give you any. Pity I'm such a tight prick, few gems in this thread to give it out on though.

[merv]

Yeah so I win, where's my flaming picture got to?

[sels1]

Winner gets an autographed WBP Racing framed photo. I shit you not.

thats an incentive???

[merv]

Jimmy the Mrs will be ready for bed soon so you better give me time to put the picture up on the wall.

[Racey Rider]

"keep it to yourself but,,,
every time I go round that corner I spit on the track to slow that Stallion behind me!"

Could I have a Riff Raff autograph instead?

Oow,, and maybe Her on the bike, in the photo!! :yes:

[roadracingoldfart]

(Craig to blonde ) ... If you pretend this is the Taupo track and the bikes go that way, well thats as far as this dude got before he binned it. Yes i know its not far!!


Or ( Jimmy bubble) Hell im the same height as both of them and im still sitting down.


Or (Jimmy bubble) I wonder if this chick gets helmet hair as bad as i do??.



.

[Maha]

Craig Shirriffs enquires.....''Holy crap! is that Cowpoos working in the hotdog stand''?

[skelstar]

Jimmy the Mrs will be ready for bed soon so you better give me time to put the picture up on the wall.
You need inspiration or sumthin?

[HDTboy]

"Here in Fielding, the light does strange things"

Craig: "as you enter this corner, think to yourself 'How the fuck did I get here?' "

Craig: "Don't go this way"

Jimmy lookalike: "Craig, can I polish your helmet?"

[gixerracer]

Hey guys look over there!
Whats that! Craig mr cool guy?
Thats the corner where I passed Jimmy and made him look silly. I passed him on my back wheel!
HAHA, yeawe were watching you, that was so funny. Gee your so cool and fast Craig.
Yea I know, thanks guys.
And see that corner over there?
Yes Craig.
Thats where I and Sam Smith were coming out of, Jimmy was just in front of us. We were only 100 feet away from lapping him, man that was some funny shit.
REALLY you must be so fast!
Yea Sam was there with me, but he was cheating he had some telemetry on his bike apparently?
It looked like something off Burt Munros Indian but cheating is cheating I guess. I think they should take his points off him for that meeting, maybe even pull his licence for a year or two, that will teach the cheating little prick.
Yea that sucks its not fair people cheating like that especially against you Craig!
You are so AWESOME

[Matt Bleck]

Hey guys look over there!
Whats that! Craig mr cool guy?
Thats the corner where I passed Jimmy and made him look silly. I passed him on my back wheel!
HAHA, yeawe were watching you, that was so funny. Gee your so cool and fast Craig.
Yea I know, thanks guys.
And see that corner over there?
Yes Craig.
Thats where I and Sam Smith were coming out of, Jimmy was just in front of us. We were only 100 feet away from lapping him, man that was some funny shit.
REALLY you must be so fast!
Yea Sam was there with me, but he was cheating he had some telemetry on his bike apparently?
It looked like something off Burt Munros Indian but cheating is cheating I guess. I think they should take his points off him for that meeting, maybe even pull his licence for a year or two, that will teach the cheating little prick.
Yea that sucks its not fair people cheating like that especially against you Craig!
You are so AWESOME
:killingme your going to fit in well around here buddy... whoever the fuck you are... :confused:

[Sketchy_Racer]

Pffft. The lot of ya are wrong.

They are clearly all hanging around chatting about how they want to be as good a racer as Ivan.

:bleh:

[T-Thunder13]

"yeah like' i think i just go thataway really really fast ya, you like that ya, fast ya, you want to play with my shwang ya, come to dady, peyow peyow"

[gixerracer]

Im that guy in the photo silly you no the one pointing with advice on the correct lines and shit its a pitty jimmy wasnt there to here me speak

[roadracingoldfart]

Hey guys look over there!
Whats that! Craig mr cool guy?
Thats the corner where I passed Jimmy and made him look silly. I passed him on my back wheel!
HAHA, yeawe were watching you, that was so funny. Gee your so cool and fast Craig.
Yea I know, thanks guys.
And see that corner over there?
Yes Craig.
Thats where I and Sam Smith were coming out of, Jimmy was just in front of us. We were only 100 feet away from lapping him, man that was some funny shit.
REALLY you must be so fast!
Yea Sam was there with me, but he was cheating he had some telemetry on his bike apparently?
It looked like something off Burt Munros Indian but cheating is cheating I guess. I think they should take his points off him for that meeting, maybe even pull his licence for a year or two, that will teach the cheating little prick.
Yea that sucks its not fair people cheating like that especially against you Craig!
You are so AWESOME


Wow ................... the spullings not too bad and the use of Capital Letters :eek:has me thinking another ghost writer has been typing on this thread.

And as Matt Bleck says --- Just who the hell are you :msn-wink::laugh:

[scrivy]

(Craig) Look guys, there's a toilet block way over there. You in the blue leathers, you take her over there and throw her on her back, I'll get there first (of course) 'cause I'm fast, and we can double team her........

[merv]

You need inspiration or sumthin?

Nah, her and Jimmy are soul mates as seen in these photos so she was so looking forward to me winning the prize for her:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=23827&d=1137039262

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=23828&d=1137039262

[scrivy]

(craig) You think I've got balls?!!
White Trash is gunna need balls this big when he goes on Scrivys sidecar at the Have-a-go-day at Taupo next Sunday....


Nah seriously..............


Ok, ok, I just want the photo to prove to members of the public that you solo racers aren't really poofters, and can handle a ride on a chair........:bleh:

[Matt Bleck]

Im that guy in the photo silly you no the one pointing with advice on the correct lines and shit its a pitty jimmy wasnt there to here me speak
Sure it's you... :laugh:

[cowpoos]

Im that guy in the photo silly you no the one pointing with advice on the correct lines and shit its a pitty jimmy wasnt there to here me speak

try using the quote reply buttom on a post you want to quote... :apint:

[Toaster]

No matter how hard I rev the throttle on my red suzuki, the bloody rear wheel spins round and round and I go absolutely nowhere! Jimmy show me how it's done will ya?

[gixerracer]

(Craig) Look guys, there's a toilet block way over there. You in the blue leathers, you take her over there and throw her on her back, I'll get there first (of course) 'cause I'm fast, and we can double team her........

Trust a dirty old sidechair racer to take it to the gutter.
White trash dont do it i have watched scrivy over my years of racing and he is a f---n loony:no:

[mbazza]

"Yep, the helmet stops the sun from burning that spot!" Cheers

[gixerracer]

Sure it's you... :laugh:

yepits me the living legend himself::first::whocares:

[cowpoos]

[craig] yes its true...I am so awesome..I only masturbate to pictures of myself!

[gixerracer]

[craig] yes its true...I am so awesome..I only masturbate to pictures of myself!
I have one of you to poos:2guns:

[scrivy]

Trust a dirty old sidechair racer to take it to the gutter.
White trash dont do it i have watched scrivy over my years of racing and he is a f---n loony:no:


White Trash!! You realise now that you have to do it eh??!! :yes:
Just to prove to your fellow competitors that you (might) have bigger balls than them......... :crazy::devil2::not:

[cowpoos]

I have one of you to poos:2guns:
would you like me to autograph it for you sometime?

[merv]

would you like me to autograph it for you sometime?

If Trashy's not coming to the party are you going to give my Mrs a signed picture then? No caption needed.

[dino3310]

i brake about here while stroud brakes way the fuck over there

[scrivy]

(Craig) That corner over there.... that's the bastard!! That's the one where Jimmy went up the inside of me and took me out.....
.
.
.
.
...mind you, I was on the cooldown lap, and he had one to go..............

:shifty::2thumbsup

[Two Smoker]

BAHAHAHA, i go away and work solid for 2 weeks and come back to this gold!!! I wish i was awesome like Craig and Jimmy....

[scrivy]

(Blonde hottie with speech bubble) Holy shit Craig, you know, with your hairstyle, you almost look just like Scrivy.......... Owwwwww, I'm going weak at the knees.......

[scrivy]

(Craig) If I tweak your nipple like this, and slip my right hand down your leathers to your crotch........ blah, blah blah..... OH SHIT - WAS I THINKING ALOUD AGAIN???

(Blonde Hottie with speech bubble) Don't even friggin think about it ya dirty bastard..... Oh why couldn't Jimmy show me how to do it properly........

[limbimtimwim]

Craig: Now, if I fall off right there, it's not because I was trying too hard to keep up Mr Trash, no, it's because I was thinking about your smokin' hot asses getting freaky.

[limbimtimwim]

Also, that picture is really fucking grating. I mean, a bike is on stands, the young woman doesn't have helmet hair, everyone's leathers, bikes and helmets match and most annoying of all that 600/750 has that stupid reflector on the front forks.

[White trash]

After spending many many years being read about in childrens books, Curious George thought he'd have a go at motorcycle racing. With fairly interesting results.

[White trash]

its a pitty jimmy wasnt there to here me speak

I was washing my hair that day.........:girlfight:

[skelstar]

Lego Suzuki Race Team

[helenclark]

Hey guys look over there!
Whats that! Craig mr cool guy?
Thats the corner where I passed Jimmy and made him look silly. I passed him on my back wheel!

Don't get so excited about passing jimmy, Jesus passed him on his donkey...

NEXT MONTTHS CLEO

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j62/psuedoephidream/CLEOADD.jpg

[riffer]

Don't get so excited about passing jimmy, Jesus passed him on his donkey...


firstly id like to say jimmy aka white trash is so old an slow jesus passed him on the his donkey going to some place for a feed.

Hi Mikey.

Bye :wavey:

[scrivy]

(Blonde hottie in speech bubble) I don't care if it is only half the size of what your indicating, you know I'm gunna jump your bones and get freaky on you big boy - you are a freaking legend - and I'm gunna have your babies.......

(Guy in blue leathers in speech bubble) You've got it going on Craig! If she doesn't make a move - I'm going to!!

[HDTboy]

Craig: If you ride as fast as me, you too can have inch wide chicken strips

[gixerracer]

(Blonde hottie in speech bubble) I don't care if it is only half the size of what your indicating, you know I'm gunna jump your bones and get freaky on you big boy - you are a freaking legend - and I'm gunna have your babies.......

(Guy in blue leathers in speech bubble) You've got it going on Craig! If she doesn't make a move - I'm going to!!

Thats where Jimmy had a mare and fell of scrivys car that only has three wheels which I think is why it was so out of control. I havent seen one with wing mirrors that big before i think its so he can look at himself going down the back straight to see if hes as good looking as craig yet so he to can pull sexy hot blonds!:jerry:

[mr me]

LOOK it's a bird it's a plane NO it's crashman I mean TRASHMAN:argh:

[cowpoos]

LOOK it's a bird it's a plane NO it's crashman I mean TRASHMAN:argh:
you think of that all by your self jamie??? if so...well done!

[scrivy]

Thats where Jimmy had a mare and fell of scrivys car that only has three wheels which I think is why it was so out of control. I havent seen one with wing mirrors that big before i think its so he can look at himself going down the back straight to see if hes as good looking as craig yet so he to can pull sexy hot blonds!:jerry:

The secret is to not pull hot blondes - but to get them to pull you!!! :lol:
If it looks out of control, then I'm doing my job properly!!
Wing mirrors?? They aren't mirrors! That's my passengers radar for detecting poon!!! :2thumbsup:banana:

Oh bring on the Nationals....... Let the freak show begin.................... :drool::wacko::eek::blink::slap:

[GSVR]

"Being Gixxer riders you guys have a great Brotherhood to uphold. Don't let those YamahArse, HonDerr or KawaSucky bike riders attempt to bring you down to their level. Just remember if god was here he'd be here on Suzuki and would be taking the same line as me around Dunlop"





As you can see Jimmy I really wan't that signed print. And I'm also very bored. Wonder if this will get Stroudy to logg on?

[scrivy]

Rumour has it that Craig is coming to the Have a goat day next Sunday at Taupo. I heard he is gunna prove that he does have bigger balls than Trashman................... watch this space........:lol::2thumbsup:whistle:

[limbimtimwim]

Rumour has it that Craig is coming to the Have a goat day next Sunday at Taupo. I heard he is gunna prove that he does have bigger balls than Trashman................... watch this space........:lol::2thumbsup:whistle:If has a goat on Sunday I'm afraid no one will remember him for anything else.

[scrivy]

He's done something else??? :pinch:

[kickingzebra]

teeheehee, Mikey rocks.

Craig: shifting into the flowing river yoga position, I channel all of the negative energy of the sweeper into a tiny little dot. Like a tiddlywink. I like tiddliwinks.

[GIXser]

ok heres mine...:rolleyes:

[Drew]

ok heres mine...:rolleyes:

My vote goes for this one, Craig IS much taller than that.

[Sanx]

ok heres mine...:rolleyes:

I'm just worried that Eddy's learned how to use a computer...

[Riff Raff]

I'm just worried that Eddy's learned how to use a computer...
It took him a while, inbetween making sure his hair was just right, and putting anti-wrinkle cream on his eyes (that took extra time because he had to go out to his car and get it from the glove box), and all the other purtefying stuff Eddy has to do in a day.

[Sanx]

It took him a while, inbetween making sure his hair was just right, and putting anti-wrinkle cream on his eyes (that took extra time because he had to go out to his car and get it from the glove box), and all the other purtefying stuff Eddy has to do in a day.

I'm sure that's not true. Especially the going out to the car bit. This is Eddy - he'd have bought 500 jars of cream in from a supplier in China, so he'd have more than enough to keep spares in his office, every room of the house, the garage, the car, the bike, etc. etc.

[GIXser]

It took him a while, inbetween making sure his hair was just right, and putting anti-wrinkle cream on his eyes (that took extra time because he had to go out to his car and get it from the glove box), and all the other purtefying stuff Eddy has to do in a day.

you used it didnt ya...??!!!!:niceone::girlfight:

[owner]

Why are they so damn fast. Read blondy first is that Haley Holt

[Riff Raff]

you used it didnt ya...??!!!!:niceone::girlfight:

Course not. I'm blessed with natural beauty so I don't need to use all that stuff! :whistle:

[booradley]

.................................................. ......

[White trash]

.................................................. ......
Good to see ya back mate! You outta the dogbox now?

[Macktheknife]

"No, no seriously, the ladies is way down the other end of the pit lane."

[driftn]

Dude that looks like jimmy. "ok kerry"

[Frenchy]

I'm glad this chick is here or people might find out about us! if she wasn't I'd take you over behind that tree there and show you how i can ride, Hard and fast and i always cum first.

[Drew]

I'm glad this chick is here or people might find out about us! if she wasn't I'd take you over behind that tree there and show you how i can ride, Hard and fast and i always cum first.


The winner by far!!!

[Cherryrob]

"I know you think your bike is fast but over there is Drew on his Ducati!!!!!"

[merv]

"I know you think your bike is fast but over there is Drew on his Ducati!!!!!"

If we say stuff like that will we win a signed and framed picture of Drew too? Geez could I hang matching brothers on my wall at home?

[Cherryrob]

Would you really want too ?????:beer:

[White trash]

Would you really want too ?????:beer:
I know you guys want a couple of signed pics of the Mair boys. Helmets on of course, save the ladies from fainting at my great looks :D

[Big Dan]

I know you guys want a couple of signed pics of the Mair boys. Helmets on of course, save the ladies from fainting at my great looks :D

Great looks?

Jees Jimmy you were right your a real funny guy, that was so funny i fell off my chair got to be the funniest joke of history

"Jimmy good Looking" Tui(Yeah Right)

Don't quit your day job

[Frenchy]

So is some one really going to get some thing for the best capttion?? or is it like the shirt you promised me after i broke my self??:argue:

[Drew]

So is some one really going to get some thing for the best capttion?? or is it like the shirt you promised me after i broke my self??:argue:

Or perhaps like the wheelie picture comp he ran? Give up, he never follows through:angry2:

[HDTboy]

At least he pays out on his bets, not like Poo

[Tim 39]

Pffft. The lot of ya are wrong.

They are clearly all hanging around chatting about how they want to be as good a racer as Ivan.

:bleh:

hahaha nice

[cowpoos]

Winner gets an autographed WBP Racing framed photo. I shit you not.

lol...That picture is just funny. lol

[Drew]

lol...That picture is just funny. lol
Jesus bro, epic thread dredge.

[sharp2183]

Jesus bro, epic thread dredge.

Holy shit 9 years.

[pritch]

It's a coupla years since he posted. He's not rushing anything. :innocent:

[roogazza]

It's a coupla years since he posted. He's not rushing anything. :innocent:
They're all old men now pritch, which is comforting, hahaha !!!!! <_<

[mossy1200]

Im telling you its not important what we look like. Someone will gift this picture to their kids who will hang it backwards on the wall and crayon on it.