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Devil
5th October 2007, 07:24
Hi all,

I've been a member here for quite a long time and have noticed what appears to be a shift in the dynamics of the female biker population, in the context of kiwibiker members.

Out of sheer curiosity, vote what you consider to be your sexual standpoint, using a long-term relationship as your guideline (ie. in the long run, not just a fling - my reasoning for this guideline is hopefully it will eliminate the rather ambiguous "bi-sexual").

Nasty
5th October 2007, 07:31
and a bloke is asking this .. why?

Devil
5th October 2007, 07:33
and a bloke is asking this .. why?




I've been a member here for quite a long time and have noticed what appears to be a shift in the dynamics of the female biker population, in the context of kiwibiker members....

Out of sheer curiosity...

...10 chars...

skelstar
5th October 2007, 08:08
Cause he's mildly moist :mellow:

jrandom
5th October 2007, 08:12
I've been a member here for quite a long time and have noticed what appears to be a shift in the dynamics of the female biker population...

I don't think there's that much of a shift in the dynamics of the female biker population; it's just that the lesbians make a disproportionate amount of noise ;)

007XX
5th October 2007, 08:18
:killingme :killingme :killingme

Oh my... Now there is a funny thread if I ever saw one!

Never has so plain an admission been made about a man being confused... :dodge:

:corn:

I'll just stand back and watch now...

NighthawkNZ
5th October 2007, 08:20
I'll sit back and watch this one :jerry: :baby: :corn:

LilSel
5th October 2007, 08:23
I don't think there's that much of a shift in the dynamics of the female biker population; it's just that the lesbians make a disproportionate amount of noise ;)

hahaha :killingme :niceone:

Edit:.... better make sure my gf's see this poll!!

enigma51
5th October 2007, 08:33
and a bloke is asking this .. why?

He's looking for a "friend".

Devil
5th October 2007, 08:35
:killingme :killingme :killingme

Oh my... Now there is a funny thread if I ever saw one!

Never has so plain an admission been made about a man being confused... :dodge:


Turn your back on me and you'll find out if i'm confused or not :buggerd:
:clap:

Devil
5th October 2007, 08:36
He's looking for a "friend".

Yeah, sorting the wheat from the chaff. :stupid:

jrandom
5th October 2007, 08:38
Yeah, sorting the wheat from the chaff.

I wish I was queer so I could get chicks.

g7vWH8YKGKA

:D

Joni
5th October 2007, 08:42
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks.You get enough chicks young man.... :spanking:

007XX
5th October 2007, 08:47
Turn your back on me and you'll find out if i'm confused or not :buggerd:
:clap:

My dear, if I was to turn my back on you, you'd find a very big and protective male there...:whistle::bleh:

But feel free to give it a go...:innocent::laugh:

Devil
5th October 2007, 08:51
...if I was to turn my back on you, you'd find a very big and protective male there...:whistle::bleh:

...did you just say you look like a guy from behind?:innocent:

Devil
5th October 2007, 08:54
Moderat0wned...

... now i'll have to work out the percentage myself!

007XX
5th October 2007, 09:03
...did you just say you look like a guy from behind?:innocent:

Yeah...I'm really a shmale in disguise! :eek:

Does that make your poll any more ambivalent???? :rofl:

Devil
5th October 2007, 09:05
Well, I guess you'd pass as a she after a back wax.
*chortle*
:love:

007XX
5th October 2007, 09:09
Well, I guess you'd pass as a she after a back wax.
*chortle*
:love:

Pot calling the kettle black, ain't it? :Pokey::laugh:

Devil
5th October 2007, 09:17
Pot calling the kettle black, ain't it? :Pokey::laugh:

Oh it's on. :girlfight:

skelstar
5th October 2007, 09:26
Moderat0wned...

... now i'll have to work out the percentage myself!
You not a moderat0Wner anymore Matt?

*MissNey*
5th October 2007, 09:56
im straight :) and i wonder with a topic title like that, how many of the guys are going to come in to read it haha

Disco Dan
5th October 2007, 10:09
...................

Devil
5th October 2007, 10:16
You not a moderat0Wner anymore Matt?

Sadly I did not possess the mettle for the position (apparently).

alley cat
5th October 2007, 11:53
Straight, and greedy.....:drool:
oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.:o

Keystone19
5th October 2007, 12:56
I like men...

Devil
5th October 2007, 13:15
I like boys...
Fixed. :chase:

fireball
5th October 2007, 13:27
hahaha :killingme :niceone:

Edit:.... better make sure my gf's see this poll!!

noted and not worth my attention as i already know im gay and dont need to confirm it :oi-grr:

LilSel
5th October 2007, 13:32
noted and not worth my attention as i already know im gay and dont need to confirm it :oi-grr:

thats nice dear

Xile
5th October 2007, 13:33
Hi all,

I've been a member here for quite a long time and have noticed what appears to be a shift in the dynamics of the female biker population, in the context of kiwibiker members.

Out of sheer curiosity, vote what you consider to be your sexual standpoint, using a long-term relationship as your guideline (ie. in the long run, not just a fling - my reasoning for this guideline is hopefully it will eliminate the rather ambiguous "bi-sexual").

Does that mean that there is more and more lesbian, so more and more female bikers? :corn:

jrandom
5th October 2007, 13:40
:corn:

0h35sLducKg

jrandom
5th October 2007, 13:52
You know, maybe someone should do a Kinsey scale thread with an anonymous poll. It'd be interesting to get the data.

Devil
5th October 2007, 13:55
Serious information on KB? Woah woah. Do you know what you are saying?
Flying pork.

jrandom
5th October 2007, 13:57
Serious information on KB? Woah woah. Do you know what you are saying?

I dunno, eh; my IQ poll thread a while back netted me something interesting.

...

(The responses to the poll were good, too...)

Aurora
5th October 2007, 14:17
Hell no:apint:

fireball
5th October 2007, 14:27
http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

jrandom
5th October 2007, 14:34
http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

Hmm.

Apparently I'm 56% gay.

"Very open-minded between the sheets and just as balanced when out on the streets!"

I can live with that.

<_<

Joni
5th October 2007, 14:41
46% Gay.

Apparently I am a happy and well adjusted Hetero babe!

skelstar
5th October 2007, 14:56
20%. Too straight.

MadDuck
5th October 2007, 15:15
I like men...

Women crash too :cool:

Trudes
5th October 2007, 15:23
Trudes is 53% Gay! Congratulations! You've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero babe!

Well, that's nice to know.:blink:

avgas
5th October 2007, 15:28
I rode a bisexual once, i don't think i'll every buy one - but the experience was good

LilSel
5th October 2007, 15:36
.....haha.... ooooook... im not too gay then... thats nice to know lol...

56%... Congratulations. You've scored right in the middle and are a happy & well adjusted lesbian babe!...

:wari::wari:

Maha
5th October 2007, 15:49
Some of the lady's will love this, some will not...The Don at his best, me? i like it and im :mega: NOT! Gay...im, in touch you might say....:sweatdrop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl5rNxOIUbc&mode=related&search=

Grahameeboy
5th October 2007, 15:50
Hmm.

Apparently I'm 56% gay.

"Very open-minded between the sheets and just as balanced when out on the streets!"

I can live with that.

<_<

Can I have my key back..................

LilSel
5th October 2007, 15:50
i like it and im :mega: NOT! Gay...im, in touch you might say....:sweatdrop

Your a SNAG then?!... :rockon:

(...sensitive new age guy...)

deanohit
5th October 2007, 15:54
"Deanohit is 40% gay.
Loosen up my straight mate,
These days woman like a man with some softer edges to grab onto."
Thank god for that.
Am suprised it's that high though.

jrandom
5th October 2007, 15:57
Can I have my key back..................

Of course, but you'll never take away the memories. :love:

Grahameeboy
5th October 2007, 15:59
Of course, but you'll never take away the memories. :love:

.........but you spiked my coffee...what memories:eek5:

LilSel
5th October 2007, 16:03
Of course, but you'll never take away the memories. :love:


.........but you spiked my coffee...what memories:eek5:

:lol:.... Haven't shown him the vid yet Dan?

Grahameeboy
5th October 2007, 16:20
:lol:.... Haven't shown him the vid yet Dan?

Nah, only have a DVD...........

Mom
5th October 2007, 16:41
Of course, but you'll never take away the memories. :love:


.........but you spiked my coffee...what memories:eek5:


You two are sounding more and more (scarey coupley) as the days go by. Better not leave me off the invite list..:sunny:

Lissa
5th October 2007, 16:54
I like Di.. dirty dirty MEN!

umm apprently I am 26% gay and a bit of a straight laced girly girl... fark it! :mellow:

Grahameeboy
5th October 2007, 17:07
You two are sounding more and more (scarey coupley) as the days go by. Better not leave me off the invite list..:sunny:

Well with Dan's 56% and my 44% that makes 100%.................even Burger King cannot manage that.

BBQ right..............

fireball
5th October 2007, 17:07
Careful, you're not a dyke cliche yet but are well on your way. Bet the guys at work are your mates.

:whistle:

The Stranger
5th October 2007, 17:12
The stranger is 23% gay.
Mind you I guess I had to score at least 20% for even doing the test.

The Stranger
5th October 2007, 17:14
My dear, if I was to turn my back on you, you'd find a very big and protective male there...:whistle::bleh:

But feel free to give it a go...:innocent::laugh:

It's alright Devil, you can take Macktheknife, just whack him on the shoulder.

Xile
5th October 2007, 17:14
mm 33% gay,
"straight-laced girlie girl with just a hint of your butch sometimes popping out" (this should be when I rode a bike maybe?)

Mom
5th October 2007, 17:39
The stranger is 23% gay.
Mind you I guess I had to score at least 20% for even doing the test.

Test?........I do not need a test to confirm I am straight, mind you maybe if I took the test you did Maha man could be in for a special treat......lol

Grahameeboy
5th October 2007, 17:43
The stranger is 23% gay.
Mind you I guess I had to score at least 20% for even doing the test.

20% for being curious I reckon...........

The Stranger
5th October 2007, 17:55
20% for being curious I reckon...........

Reckon - you hope!!

Grahameeboy
5th October 2007, 17:59
Reckon - you hope!!

Always hope:love:

Sully60
5th October 2007, 18:40
If the Gay o Meter says I'm 33% gay does that mean.....

That I wan't to sleep with 33% of the same sex?

Or that I'm gay 33% of the time?

Or that I like 66% pie and 33% sausage?

surfchick
5th October 2007, 18:42
that test was a hoot. 46% gay! ba ha i pondered...(for a milli-second) on the orgasm question..

HDTboy
5th October 2007, 19:11
HDTboy is 30% gay

Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto.


I'm sure if it were put to a vote, the result would be different

klingon
5th October 2007, 19:44
"klingon is 40% gay!

"You're a straight-laced girlie girl with just a hint of your butch side sometimes popping out!"

Rubbish. I ride a black motorbike for goodness sake! :whocares:

riffer
5th October 2007, 20:11
Shit... a common result.

Simon is 56% Gay! Congratulations! You've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero man!

You know, those of us who have been here a while will remember this thread has been around before and inevitably led to Zed creating the Religious Ravings thread.

You might want to check that one out. See you in a couple of days. :laugh:

bane
5th October 2007, 20:34
16%...

perhaps I need to spend sometime with Jrandom? or perhaps start trimming body hair? get a prince Albert!?

hmmm... on second thoughts 16% is just fine!

Busy
5th October 2007, 21:52
100% lesbian - wahooo

Trapped in a mans body though :(

I guess that's why life is full of ups and downs ;)

Keystone19
5th October 2007, 22:23
53% gay...I'm a well adjusted hetero female...shit, how boring...

The Stranger
5th October 2007, 22:32
53% gay...I'm a well adjusted hetero female...shit, how boring...

That's cause you did the female test by mistake.

Keystone19
5th October 2007, 22:38
That's cause you did the female test by mistake.

oooohhhh....harsh! Just coz my balls are bigger than yours!

scracha
6th October 2007, 00:06
HDTboy is 30% gay


Cripes. Does that make the Honda I bought of you any gayer?

I couldn't answer the poll as it doesn't have "lesbian trapped in a man's body" as a response.

Jaxi
6th October 2007, 08:16
Saying "thanks Dad, for insisting I change the oil in my own car" I'm only 43% gay....

BADGRL
6th October 2007, 10:53
my reasoning for this guideline is hopefully it will eliminate the rather ambiguous "bi-sexual"

I'm 100% bi, I don't understand how you can eliminate it? lol
You're saying I can either be a "lesbian" or "straight"?...
I'm definately neither even though I'm in a long term 5yr relationship engaged to another chick. That means if we were lesbians we couldn't bring home any sausages :( Haha.

We are both "bi" not lesbians nor straight :msn-wink: Can't really say we are in a "lesbian relationship" because our sexual orientation involves guys :S

LilSel
6th October 2007, 11:08
I'm 100% bi, I don't understand how you can eliminate it? lol
You're saying I can either be a "lesbian" or "straight"?...
I'm definately neither even though I'm in a long term 5yr relationship engaged to another chick. That means if we were lesbians we couldn't bring home any sausages :( Haha.

We are both "bi" not lesbians nor straight :msn-wink: Can't really say we are in a "lesbian relationship" because our sexual orientation involves guys :S

thats...uhhmm,..... interesting... :pinch:

fireball
6th October 2007, 11:49
I'm 100% bi, I don't understand how you can eliminate it? lol
You're saying I can either be a "lesbian" or "straight"?...
I'm definately neither even though I'm in a long term 5yr relationship engaged to another chick. That means if we were lesbians we couldn't bring home any sausages :( Haha.

We are both "bi" not lesbians nor straight :msn-wink: Can't really say we are in a "lesbian relationship" because our sexual orientation involves guys :S

oh no look out DD is going to make a trip to chch.... :laugh:

Coyote
6th October 2007, 12:29
I'm 100% bi, I don't understand how you can eliminate it? lol
You're saying I can either be a "lesbian" or "straight"?...
I'm definately neither even though I'm in a long term 5yr relationship engaged to another chick. That means if we were lesbians we couldn't bring home any sausages :( Haha.

We are both "bi" not lesbians nor straight :msn-wink: Can't really say we are in a "lesbian relationship" because our sexual orientation involves guys :S
Let me get this straight: (ba dum, tish!)

-2x Bi Chick
-1 Is into bikes (2nd is uncomfirmed)
-5 years together and you don't count yourselves as being 'lesbians'

...

It's a trap!

botb
6th October 2007, 16:07
lmao @ this one jesus christ why are guys soooooo fascinated with lesbians it's an ego thing isn't it ?????..... you all think OMG what wrongs with me?? my man-hood??? my big throbbing dong??? why doesn't SHE want it???? what can possibly make this woman tick if she isn't into men LMAO and watch out if a woman does something even slightly " blokey" ....... (well surely she must be a dyke ) is she??? te he he he he he ya FWIT :headbang:

Chickadee
6th October 2007, 16:27
Guess the dynamics of ladies on bikes is changing, lots more ladies on bikes.

I must say though the straight ones seem to be happily married or partnered up so bad luck single boys drooling over chicks that ride and are straight. I'm sure there are a few straight ones out there that are single.

McDuck
6th October 2007, 20:18
Guess the dynamics of ladies on bikes is changing, lots more ladies on bikes.

I must say though the straight ones seem to be happily married or partnered up so bad luck single boys drooling over chicks that ride and are straight. I'm sure there are a few straight ones out there that are single.

and if there are any of them reading this please PM me....

2wheeldrifter
6th October 2007, 21:22
26% Gay! "Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto, or go to Gore!...:lol:

So only fat men are guy, is that like stereotyping them? tuff shit then if your fat....ha ha you gay fatboys!

BADGRL
6th October 2007, 22:29
Let me get this straight: (ba dum, tish!)

-2x Bi Chick
-1 Is into bikes (2nd is uncomfirmed)
-5 years together and you don't count yourselves as being 'lesbians'

...

It's a trap!

But lesbians don't have sex with guys? or do they??? lmao
Come on we run outta toys some times and we both enjoy the real thing so being in such a strong relationship we share in bringing home a real life 'toy' every now and then.

Smokin
7th October 2007, 10:00
I'm 100% bi, I don't understand how you can eliminate it? lol
You're saying I can either be a "lesbian" or "straight"?...
I'm definately neither even though I'm in a long term 5yr relationship engaged to another chick. That means if we were lesbians we couldn't bring home any sausages :( Haha.

We are both "bi" not lesbians nor straight :msn-wink: Can't really say we are in a "lesbian relationship" because our sexual orientation involves guys :S

Damn, I think I've found my perfect woman. :love:

Devil
7th October 2007, 11:00
Damn, I think I've found my perfect woman. :love:
One thats confused?

BADGRL: Would you have a long term relationship (potential marriage) with a guy?

Fatjim
7th October 2007, 11:16
All women are gay. Its a fact. I on the other hand scored 20%, and I didn't get any questions on orgasms.

skelstar
7th October 2007, 14:51
...and I didn't get any questions on orgasms.
You do in real life tho eh FJ :blink:...so what score did you get with the first hand?

BADGRL
7th October 2007, 14:54
One thats confused?

BADGRL: Would you have a long term relationship (potential marriage) with a guy?


Haha to "one that's confused" I know exactly who I am and what I want, like I said 100% bi :)

Yup I could have easily fell in love with a guy and married a male it just so happened that I met Helene first :hug: I'm all about personality and most compatible, I hardly notice gender lol

scorpious
7th October 2007, 17:53
im straight :) and i wonder with a topic title like that, how many of the guys are going to come in to read it haha

well said, :2thumbsup I was sitting here for 10 minutes wondering if ill stick my nose in and have a look

trump-lady
7th October 2007, 18:57
I ride
Im single and............. I love..............

fireball
7th October 2007, 19:09
I ride
Im single and............. I love..............
:puke:



:rofl:

NotaGoth
7th October 2007, 19:43
Well... I thought I was straight...... But I went to watch a show called bimbo and buffy last night (trans) and now I don't know what I am... The shim aroused me...:mellow:

surfchick
7th October 2007, 19:45
I ride
Im single and............. I love..............
hmm 3rd from the right is quite tasty...:shifty: although a number of them have horrid sneakers... it's chuckies, reeboks or nuthin i say... bin the asics (except running ;))... although the abs do a pretty good job of distracting from the shoes:shit:

trump-lady
7th October 2007, 20:09
i have to add.....you cant beat.........
If I could have a sparton and Angelina Jolie, I might consider being bi.....but shed have to eat a burger shes getting to dam skinny!

BADGRL
7th October 2007, 20:59
i have to add.....you cant beat.........
If I could have a sparton and Angelina Jolie, I might consider being bi.....but shed have to eat a burger shes getting to dam skinny!

Haha that could bring up another good topic... "who would do Angelina" or should I say "who wouldn't" lmao! Suprising how many straight chicks say that aye.

trump-lady
7th October 2007, 21:04
Agreed.....and most men dont think shes all that.........hmmmm just goes to show how frigging far we are from understanding the opp sex.... sigh.... I give up!

deanohit
7th October 2007, 21:26
Angelina Jolie, I might consider being bi.....but shed have to eat a burger shes getting to dam skinny!
Love a chick who knows what she wants and has good taste,:love:

Me, I'm bi, got no problem with doin 2 chicks at the same time.:devil2:

That is what bi means isn't it?:scratch:

trump-lady
7th October 2007, 21:32
Love a chick who knows what she wants and has good taste,:love:

Me, I'm bi, got no problem with doin 2 chicks at the same time.:devil2:

That is what bi means isn't it?:scratch:

ummm you might wanna be careful and explain that definition to any large patched up bikers after you tell em your bi
hehehehehe

that would be interesting to hear.....

deanohit
7th October 2007, 21:34
Yea aye!!! Gave myself a good laugh though.

trump-lady
7th October 2007, 21:36
Yea aye!!! Gave myself a good laugh though.

Me too :)
and on that happy note
Im going to bed.....
Good night and sweet "bi dreams to you"
lol

deanohit
7th October 2007, 21:38
For sure, now Angie and who? Mmmmmmmmmm, Jessica Alba.
Right, I'm sorted, good night.

007XX
8th October 2007, 12:51
Haha that could bring up another good topic... "who would do Angelina" or should I say "who wouldn't" lmao! Suprising how many straight chicks say that aye.

OMG!!!!:eek::gob:

Apparently, I am 66% gay..."you're quite open minded between the sheets and just a little bit butch when out on the streets"

What the faaaaa...??? I'm more bent than Lilsel? :rofl:

PS: oh and yes, I Liiiiiiikkke Ms Jolie :drool:...does that count??? :innocent: :laugh:

The Stranger
8th October 2007, 13:11
i have to add.....you cant beat.........
If I could have a sparton

Wasn't 300 the movie which was almost all CGI and very few of the actors were real people at all?

The Stranger
8th October 2007, 13:12
Angelina Jolie, I might consider being bi.....but shed have to eat a burger shes getting to dam skinny!

So who's burger did you have in mind?

fireball
8th October 2007, 13:23
OMG!!!!:eek::gob:

Apparently, I am 66% gay..."you're quite open minded between the sheets and just a little bit butch when out on the streets"

What the faaaaa...??? I'm more bent than Lilsel? :rofl:

PS: oh and yes, I Liiiiiiikkke Ms Jolie :drool:...does that count??? :innocent: :laugh:

that cant be possible, altho i have often wondered about you!!!


the test bases being gay on the major stereotypes for example the butch the lesbian or the dyke the fag etc etc it crosses your responses with that "attitude" or stereotype
therefor you act more like a male so based on your gender being female it picks you to be say a dyke


but yes youre a closet lesbian im sure!:yes:

007XX
8th October 2007, 13:31
but yes youre a closet lesbian im sure!:yes:

Oh you are sure, are you? Why you lovely little budding expert you...:hug:

But I am afraid my dear, that I am a little more complex than your average stereotype, or so does 007XY reckons, and my guess is he is well placed to know! :laugh:

My philosophy has always been to keep an open mind... :innocent: and to just enjoy life!

fireball
8th October 2007, 13:33
Oh you are sure, are you? Why you lovely little budding expert you...:hug:



yeah something like that.....

Joni
8th October 2007, 13:35
My philosophy has always been to keep an open mind... :innocent: and to just enjoy life!You are French after all.... :D

Joie de vivre

And the sexual freedom of the french would leave most kiwi's guessing... they are just not used to shades of grey. :lol:

007XX
8th October 2007, 13:45
You are French after all.... :D

Joie de vivre

And the sexual freedom of the french would leave most kiwi's guessing... they are just not used to shades of grey. :lol:

Touche! I'm afraid I cannot fault your logic on this...:laugh::first:

Without trying to take this thread on a different, more serious line of thought, I have found Kiwis to be very restrained and even confused in their approach towards sexual matters...Maybe something to do with the old british stiff upper lip restraint to all matters of flesh related cavorting...

And I know i will probably get shot for saying something like that, but that's just my observation.

Joni
8th October 2007, 13:48
And I know i will probably get shot for saying something like that, but that's just my observation.
Well I have had the exact same observation... so that should say something...

007XX
8th October 2007, 13:50
Well I have had the exact same observation... so that should say something...

probably just that I'm not the only sexually deviant one out there? :innocent: :laugh:

007XX
8th October 2007, 13:59
You certainly aren't the only one m'dear :eek::shifty:

Got to admit that since I have joined KB, I have certainly found more "Brothers in arms" and deviants than in my whole 13 years in NZ...:laugh:

It's nice being able to play again :devil2:

Mikkel
8th October 2007, 16:54
I'm just wondering where to put my vote since I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body...

:D

fireball
8th October 2007, 16:57
I'm just wondering where to put my vote since I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body...

:D
007XX can show you where to put your vote.....

NighthawkNZ
8th October 2007, 17:40
I'm just wondering where to put my vote since I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body...

:D

you have that problem too huh... :whistle:

007XX
9th October 2007, 09:33
007XX can show you where to put your vote.....

now, now sweet, play nice...There are times when i feel like a man's mind trapped in a woman's body! :eek::bleh:

Mikkel
9th October 2007, 10:35
now, now sweet, play nice...There are times when i feel like a man's mind trapped in a woman's body! :eek::bleh:

RAWR! ;D

If you're dirty in the right way no amount of soap will get you cleaned up... :niceone:

007XX
9th October 2007, 10:48
RAWR! ;D

If you're dirty in the right way no amount of soap will get you cleaned up... :niceone:

Never been anything wrong with getting a little dirty...Builds up the immune system they reckon! :innocent: :rofl:

fireball
9th October 2007, 10:58
now, now sweet, play nice...There are times when i feel like a man's mind trapped in a woman's body! :eek::bleh:

your lucky its just your mind......some of us are not that lucky.....:whistle:

007XX
9th October 2007, 11:13
your lucky its just your mind......some of us are not that lucky.....:whistle:

Arguable...but that's a conversation to be add in front of a drink sometime, me thinks! :D:grouphug::drinknsin

scumdog
9th October 2007, 12:03
probably just that I'm not the only sexually deviant one out there? :innocent: :laugh:

Hey!
It doesn't matter what I do - I still don't see it as 'deviant'!!

(shuffles off in a huff, removes gimp-mask, throws whip into corner and licks fingers clean of flavoured lubricant...)

007XX
9th October 2007, 12:07
Hey!
It doesn't matter what I do - I still don't see it as 'deviant'!!

(shuffles off in a huff, removes gimp-mask, throws whip into corner and licks fingers clean of flavoured lubricant...)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:shifty:Have we met before???? It's a bit hard to tell with the mask...:laugh:

Devil
9th October 2007, 12:18
Look what i've started.

I'm off to have sex with a complete stranger.

007XX
9th October 2007, 12:23
I'm off to have sex with The Stranger.

:eek::no: No, don't do it!!!!! Surely you're not that desperate!?!

:dodge: :rofl:

scumdog
9th October 2007, 12:25
Look what i've started.

I'm off to have sex with a complete stranger.

"We've all done that before"

(Haven't we? eh? eh?)

Devil
9th October 2007, 12:28
:eek::no: No, don't do it!!!!! Surely you're not that desperate!?!

:dodge: :rofl:

That was most un-subtle, Vero. Must try harder. :done:

He's not my type :bleh:

007XX
9th October 2007, 12:31
That was most un-subtle, Vero. Must try harder. :done:

He's not my type :bleh:

Meeehhh...I'm bored and besides, subtle is overated these days! :bleh:

So...what's your type then eh? :Pokey:

Devil
9th October 2007, 12:37
So...what's your type then eh? :Pokey:

No hairy man-backs. That puts you out. :clap: Unless you've waxed...

007XX
9th October 2007, 12:41
No hairy man-backs. That puts you out. :clap: Unless you've waxed...

nah mate, I'm growing it especially for you...long and lush, even starting to plait it a bit...I'll let you run your fingers through it next time, but only if you're a really good boy...:devil2: :killingme

Devil
9th October 2007, 12:43
nah mate, I'm growing it especially for you...long and lush, even starting to plait it a bit...I'll let you run your fingers through it next time, but only if you're a really good boy...:devil2: :killingme

I feel sick.

Next you'll be asking to compare arse hair. :crazy:

(You must spread some around before giving it to this girlie again - ooo that sounded dodgy)

007XX
9th October 2007, 12:47
I feel sick.

Next you'll be asking to compare arse hair. :crazy:

(You must spread some around before giving it to this girlie again - ooo that sounded dodgy)

What???? Grossed out already?!? Sheesh, that was too easy :devil2::banana:

And there is good dodgy and bad dodgy...You're in the "good area" Buddy:niceone:, not to worry.:laugh:

BuFfY
14th October 2007, 10:42
hmm 3rd from the right is quite tasty...:shifty: although a number of them have horrid sneakers... it's chuckies, reeboks or nuthin i say... bin the asics (except running ;))... although the abs do a pretty good job of distracting from the shoes:shit:

shoes? what shoes?? :innocent:

Aero165
2nd November 2007, 20:19
Well, I've looked between my legs and have discovered I'm a bloke. I win. When do I get my hot biker chick?:whistle:

Sollyboy
3rd November 2007, 13:48
hahaha :killingme :niceone:

Edit:.... better make sure my gf's see this poll!!

Just looked at your profile pic,I can tell whos the bloke in your duo:rofl::motu:

LilSel
3rd November 2007, 16:50
Just looked at your profile pic,I can tell whos the bloke in your duo:rofl::motu:

Oh we swap... :lol:

Bet my cocks bigger than yours :bleh: :dodge:

Sollyboy
3rd November 2007, 18:02
Oh we swap... :lol:

Bet my cocks bigger than yours :bleh: :dodge:

I might be a lesbian, I like rooting woman , Im also overweight and have a bad attitude and have hairy legs , I also got a 80s style flat top ,sounds like most of your friends aye carpet muncher?

ps I have a massive dong it looks like a baby holding onto a grapefruit

LilSel
3rd November 2007, 18:12
I might be a lesbian, I like rooting woman , Im also overweight and have a bad attitude and have hairy legs , I also got a 80s style flat top ,sounds like most of your friends aye carpet muncher?

ps I have a massive dong it looks like a baby holding onto a grapefruit


doesnt sound like any of my friends actually... :oi-grr:

Toaster
4th November 2007, 01:06
I got 16% gay.... "you are a walking talking red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times mate!"

Should be 0% not 16%... ewwww!

deanohit
4th November 2007, 05:05
Should be 0% not 16%... ewwww!

Gay boy gay boy!!!!

Just kidding man, ya got nothing to worry about, me on the other hand, I got something like 30%. :eek5::argh:

007XY
4th November 2007, 08:56
[QUOTE=jrandom;1234401]Hmm.

HAHA.. apparently I'm 30 percent gay.. it told me to "loosen up".. not sure thats such a good way of putting it!!:eek5:

KATWYN
4th November 2007, 09:36
Just looked at the poll results. Just as I would have guessed

46% girly riders are straight and a non majority teeny weeny 8% are not....well there ya go.

That dispels all those lingering myths & rumours about us biker angels :cool:.

007XX
5th November 2007, 10:41
Hmm.

HAHA.. apparently I'm 30 percent gay.. it told me to "loosen up".. not sure thats such a good way of putting it!!:eek5:

Don't change a thing please!!!!:love::love::love:

jrandom
5th November 2007, 10:43
Don't change a thing please!!!!:love::love::love:

Well, you could change your post to fix the fact that it incorrectly shows you as quoting me...

007XX
5th November 2007, 10:47
Well, you could change your post to fix the fact that it incorrectly shows you as quoting me...

Gaaaaaahhhh...shock horror and trepidation...:eek5:

Changed, cheers mate:o

Nothing personal, as I'm sure you'll understand, but you know...:whistle:

note to self: proof hubby's posts correctly first...:p

TRAINING WHEELS
5th November 2007, 15:25
Dam it ...lol 66% gay ...oh well

NighthawkNZ
5th November 2007, 15:29
"We've all done that before"

(Haven't we? eh? eh?)

Not a complete stranger, I did say hello first :crazy:

Devil
6th November 2007, 12:50
Just looked at the poll results. Just as I would have guessed

46% girly riders are straight and a non majority teeny weeny 8% are not....well there ya go.

That dispels all those lingering myths & rumours about us biker angels :cool:.

Almost. Hah
85% are straight and 15% are not (according to the poll)
That'd be 3 girls in 20...

KATWYN
6th November 2007, 15:51
That'd be 3 girls in 20...

so there ya go. For every 20 girly bikers ya see - 17 of them are hetero.

Good hit rate for those that wish to take the plunge (now the guys just have to work out whether they are attached or single!)...lol

BIGBOSSMAN
6th November 2007, 16:35
Lesbians are very hot, particularly if they look like exhibit A and B. Not however, if they resemble exhibit C.
My 2 cents...

Sully60
6th November 2007, 16:39
Whats wrong with exhibit C?

They actually look like they could be a couple not just a figment of an overactive male imagination.

Like mine.

KATWYN
6th November 2007, 16:40
Lesbians are very hot, particularly if they look like exhibit A and B. Not however, if they resemble exhibit C.
My 2 cents...


Nah, exhibit C gets my vote.....:eek5:

jrandom
6th November 2007, 16:41
Lesbians are very hot...

Ah yes.

I bought that 'Kiss' poster for my garage a while back, and Bound (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bound_(film)) is one of my favouritest movies ever.

:)