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*MissNey*
7th October 2007, 13:03
On a beautiful deserted island the following people are stranded after a plane crash:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman


One month later, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian
woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily
together as a threesome and having loads of sex.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule when they
alternate with the German woman who has twisted some palm fronds
into strands for making ropes and whips.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek
woman is cleaning, cooking and ironing for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to
the English woman.

The Polish men took a long look at the endless shark infested
ocean and then a look at the Polish woman...and started swimming.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide,
while the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being
her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything
that they can do, the equal division of household chores, how her
last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer
and how her relationship with her mother is improving.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for
instructions.

The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and
have each set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is an
alternative because it gets sort of foggy after the first few
litres of coconut whiskey. And are satisfied that at least the english arent getting any

The two Australian men got drunk and beat each other senseless
fighting over the Australian woman, who in turn, is checking out
all the other men, sure that she can do better than 'Bloody
Australian Wankers!'

Both New Zealand men have disregarded the New Zealand woman and are searching
the island for sheep.

cowpoos
7th October 2007, 13:20
oohhhh!!!! ouch!!! baby...soooo ouch!!

deanohit
7th October 2007, 13:33
Hahahahahaha, oohhhh that is harsh, but great. Nice one.

Aero165
4th November 2007, 08:56
Haha, I get it:stupid:

deanohit
4th November 2007, 12:15
Took you long enough!!

Bren
4th November 2007, 14:13
bloody cant avoid sheep jokes.....even on a kiwi website....sheesh!

Thomas
4th November 2007, 16:04
Watch out, the sheep got their revenge in that NZ movie...