Ancient or Adolescent?

[Ocean1]

Plausable...

http://www.poodwaddle.com/realage.swf

Older or younger?

[Mom]

I just knocked 16 years from my age and will live till I am 91.8

Now if I stopped smoking and got a bit more excercise I would be a teenager again........LOL

[Ocean1]

I just knocked 16 years from my age and will live till I am 91.8

Now if I stopped smoking and got a bit more excercise I would be a teenager again........LOL

Yeah, but all those years you saved by eating tofu and not drinking? you're going to spend incontinent. :argh:

[fireball]

i knocked off 4 and a half years

weird considering i look about 10 years younger than i am anyway

[Mom]

Yeah, but all those years you saved by eating tofu and not drinking? you're going to spend incontinent. :argh:

LOL there are a few things that I wont do, eat tofu being one of them, this gal is a meat eater from way back.......LOL

Cant imagine giving up the wine, i wont think about incontinence......I am far to young for that!

[Waylander]

Actual age is 15
Life expectancy 93

[klingon]

hmmm... it was interesting but I reckon it was just a little optimistic! My 'real age' was less than half my 'biological age' and apparently I can expect to live to be about 97 years old. But it didn't even ask me if I had a personal or family history of cancer, or what country I live in, or whether I get sunburned often... I think they're missing some very important factors!

They also gave a very positive weighting to being 'thin' - actually people who are classed as slightly overweight according to BMI have a longer life expectancy than those who are slightly underweight.

Sorry for getting all serious in your light-hearted thread :rolleyes:

[breakaway]

Biological Age: 19
Real Age: 18.8

Expectancy: 74

WooHoo

[Finn]

Biological Age: 39
Real Age: 87
Life Expectancy: 38

One of the questions was "Do you suffer from stress or anxiety?" Well I fucking well do now.

[yungatart]

I knocked 14 years off my age (makes me marginally older than my daughter!) and will die at 96.1 yrs

[fireball]

LOL there are a few things that I wont do, eat tofu being one of them, this gal is a meat eater from way back.......LOL

Cant imagine giving up the wine, i wont think about incontinence......I am far to young for that!

meat and wine..... so when are you cooking dinner?

[The Stranger]

How does taking risks add at all to my "real" age?
I can see how it could be factored into my expected age.

[Ocean1]

How does taking risks add at all to my "real" age?
I can see how it could be factored into my expected age.

That's probably exactly how the data was applied.

[idleidolidyll]

It seems I'm a lot younger than I thought I was.
Even at 48 they tell me I'm really only 36 and I'm gonna live to nearly 90.

If I give up motorbikes right now I might make 95.

Non smoker and hardly ever drink made quite a difference.

[NighthawkNZ]

Real Age: 4,000,000,000,000
Biological: 4,000,000,000,000

Life Expectancy: 1,000,000,000,000,000,E6+

then again who wants to live for ever....

[Laava]

My corrected age is 78 with a life expectancy of 63? Ohhh, oohhhhh, oooohhhh, I don't feel so well!!:sick:

[Hitcher]

38.4 and 87.6. I'll corroborate the accuracy of this in 37.6 years time -- in my 129,254th Kiwi Biker post.

[Curious_AJ]

haha, i'm 18, and my "real age" is 15.4 apparently...

[Waylander]

Do I have to post my real age as well or can y'all just look at my profile.

[Weaver]

Biological age : 21
Real age : 12.6
Life expectancy : 82.4

I think being "slim" and never smoking helps

[deanohit]

Jeez, I'm up shit creek,
Age: 21
Real age: 39
Life expectancy: 55
And the funny thing is I've been trying to improve my quality of life over the past few years.

[Crisis management]

Seems about right.......

Biological age: 51
Real age: 35.5
Life expectancy: 91.5

Dads still alive at 91 (mad as a meataxe, mind), Mums the same at 85 and someone asked whether I was 38 or 40 when taking medical details last week!

So, whats left to do in the next 40 years?

[Curious_AJ]

heh, my great grandma is still alive at 96ish (maybe older i cant remember, sorry ouma dassie!) but yeah, weird that my expectancy was so low... coz my grandma is 84ish as well...

[Edbear]

Real age 41.8
Life expectency 84.5

Knocked a few years off, though thought I'd more likely add a few on!:2thumbsup

Not as bad as I thought, but I guess I should have taken better care of myself. Should have been dead about three times so far, but I'll probably live forever- unless I cark it first...:blink:

[Waylander]

Jeez, I'm up shit creek,
Age: 21
Real age: 39
Life expectancy: 55
And the funny thing is I've been trying to improve my quality of life over the past few years.
Better live it up while you can.:lol:

[Ocean1]

Some of these results have the subtle but unmistakable reek of porkies having been told…

For myself, given the widely renowned asperity of lifestyle, the physical perfection of form and the razor sharp intellect it’ll come as no surprise that I am, in fact 12, and will last well past 100.

[Maha]

Im really 45 yrs old
Real life....36.7......:shit:
Life Expectancy.....83.3....:bye:

[deanohit]

Better live it up while you can.:lol:

Thats what I thought, bugger it, I'll go out with a bang!!!:scooter: Though god forbid it be on a scooter!!

[Wolf]

If I give up motorbikes right now I might make 95.

If I gave up motorcycles right now, I'd top meself by the age of 48.

I'm going to live forever or die trying.

The initial page I input 44 for my biological age and got 75 for my life expectancy. Page 22, after a few ups and downs, my "real age" and life expectancy were back at 44 and 75.

Wound up with a life expectancy around 73 and a "real age" of 46-ish.

But as was said - what country do you live in, lots of medical stuff missed out - a bit of fun but nowhere near as much fun as one I encountered a while back that deemed me most likely to perish by being abducted by aliens...

[idleidolidyll]

If I gave up motorcycles right now, I'd top meself by the age of 48.

I'm going to live forever or die trying.

The initial page I input 44 for my biological age and got 75 for my life expectancy. Page 22, after a few ups and downs, my "real age" and life expectancy were back at 44 and 75.

Wound up with a life expectancy around 73 and a "real age" of 46-ish.

But as was said - what country do you live in, lots of medical stuff missed out - a bit of fun but nowhere near as much fun as one I encountered a while back that deemed me most likely to perish by being abducted by aliens...

yeah, it's flawed alright

if i had to give up motorbikes i'd probably die earlier through boredom

[Krusti]

I am going to live another 10 years, but it's not going to be fun!

[007XX]

Biological age: 31
Real Age: 16.4:eek:

Average life expectancy 74
Your life expectancy 88.6

I wonder if I should tell 007XY that he's married to a teenager? :laugh:

Mind you, it matches what i'm like in my head...:baby:

[Cajun]

Bio age = 28
Real age = 19.5

Life Expectancy = 82.5

[deanohit]

I wonder if I should tell 007XY that he's married to a teenager? :laugh:

I think he probably already knows. :laugh:

[007XX]

I think he probably already knows. :laugh:

I think you're probably right...and I also think he likes the saying "you're only as old as the woman you feel" :rofl:

[Wolf]

and I also think he likes the saying "you're only as old as the woman you feel" :rofl:
So if you have more than one, do you merely add the ages or average 'em? :devil2:

[Ocean1]

So if you have more than one, do you merely add the ages or average 'em? :devil2:

I believe the statistical term for the correct function is Mean

But I'd have to take a few samples and do some rigorous field tests to confirm that...

[Brett]

Real age is 19.2 (Actual 23) and will live to 77.8. Meh...who wrote that thing anyway?

[Wolf]

I believe the statistical term for the correct function is Mean
I was usin' the common parlance wot those 'ere were more likely to understand.

Besides, median and mode have their uses as well.

Sorry :Offtopic:

[007XX]

So if you have more than one, do you merely add the ages or average 'em? :devil2:

Add them all up, shake the mix around, then divide the last number by the standard canine year ratio of seven canine year for one human one:

ie: 4 x 37 / 7 = 21.14 year old :eek:

[Edbear]

I was usin' the common parlance wot those 'ere were more likely to understand.

Besides, median and mode have their uses as well.

Sorry :Offtopic:



So you're sayin' such a person would be in the mean, median mode, then...?:msn-wink:

[Edbear]

Add them all up, shake the mix around, then divide the last number by the standard canine year ratio of seven canine year for one human one:

ie: 4 x 37 / 7 = 21.14 year old :eek:



Yeah, but who could handle 4 x 37 year-old's...?:laugh:

[007XX]

Yeah, but who could handle 4 x 37 year-old's...?:laugh:

Or who would want to??? :eek: :dodge: Good point! :laugh:

[Wolf]

Yeah, but who could handle 4 x 37 year-old's...?:laugh:
Probably less tiring than 4 x 18-year-olds (and quieter)

Juliet's 15 years younger than me so, going by the adage, I'm merely 29 while poor Juliet, if it cuts both ways, is 44... :devil2:

[MotoGirl]

Bloody hell, I'm like 9.5 :rofl: and have life expectancy of 90.5 years.

[Wolf]

Bloody hell, I'm like 9.5 :rofl: and have life expectancy of 90.5 years.
And that's factoring in riding motorbikes? Shit, lass, you need to live a bit more dangerously!

[vifferman]

Crap.
It said I'm the age I am, and I have another 30 years or so to live.
I'm so disappointed - I was expecting to die soon. :doh:

[MotoGirl]

And that's factoring in riding motorbikes? Shit, lass, you need to live a bit more dangerously!

Yup, that's based on regularly participating in something dangerous.

I must be incredibly boring! I'm picking it's so low because I seldomly drink alcohol and have never smoked.

[Wolf]

Yup, that's based on regularly participating in something dangerous.

I must be incredibly boring! I'm picking it's so low because I seldomly drink alcohol and have never smoked.
Your eating habits must be pretty fucking boring, too. Sheesh, eat something unhealthy, savour the taste of cholesterol!

[MotoGirl]

Your eating habits must be pretty fucking boring, too. Sheesh, eat something unhealthy, savour the taste of cholesterol!

Tell me about it! It appears the secret of being 9.5 must be my daily lettuce salad, washed down with 2.5 litres of water :zzzz:

[Pancakes]

Bio age = 28
"Real" age = 11 (WTF!!?)

L.I. = 91.

[Ocean1]

Yeah, but who could handle 4 x 37 year-old's...?:laugh:


Probably less tiring than 4 x 18-year-olds (and quieter)

Feck dude you're short changing yourself, that's 8 x 18-year olds.

I'll lend you these ones here when I'm done with that wee statistical survey...

[Wolf]

Bio age = 28
"Real" age = 11 (WTF!!?)

L.I. = 91.

You also look after yourself too well, you'll never have quality things to regret at this rate...

[cowpoos]

hmmmm...biological age 28...real age 22.5....average life expentancy 74...my life expectancy is 79.5 years.

[Maha]

Bio age = 28
"Real" age = 11 (WTF!!?)

L.I. = 91.



11 ?? :killingme Look on the bright side...you have another 80 years to dwell it over...:niceone:

[H00dz]

Biological age: 38
Real age: 34.1
life expectancy: 78.9

I just calculated that I will be around for 10.225 more chances of winning the world cup........I don't rate the chances of seeing it in my life time :weep:

oh well at least I can go back to pulling some younger chicky babes:headbang:

[Pancakes]

You also look after yourself too well, you'll never have quality things to regret at this rate...

I dunno about that, there's a bit of a list already! All fun stuff tho,


11 ?? :killingme Look on the bright side...you have another 80 years to dwell it over...:niceone:

Yeah, and I didn't even lie! I might have learned how to ride my bike straight by then!

[LilSel]

Actual age: 23 & a 1/2

Real Age: 20

Average exp: 74

My exp: 77

I lost a few years??

[LilSel]

Ah ok... So... if your 20... n your real age is 10... your expectancy would be 84...

basically...

diff between bio age n real age +/- from average expectancy gives your expectancy.

[Wolf]

I dunno about that, there's a bit of a list already! All fun stuff tho,
Yeah but none of it life-threatening according to the test. Screw Jesters, go and buy yourself some real pies, get stressed out about inconsequential things, take up smoking and heavy drinking, party hard with bad people :rockon:

[Shadows]

I did surprisingly well. Gained 0.2 of the year in fact.
I'll believe it when I see it I guess, and if I don't it won't matter.

[Mekk]

Hmm, I am about the same. Boring.