View Full Version : Trading Spouses - Crazy Lady - "I'm a God warrior"
limbimtimwim
8th October 2007, 17:14
Or something!
This lady is insane.
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Worth a laugh or 20 thousand.
NighthawkNZ
8th October 2007, 17:20
This lady is insane.
yes... insane madd, mental, lost it, loopy, fruity, crazy and excuse me :mobile: oh sorry please forget the above apparently she is sane...
fireball
8th October 2007, 17:35
who ate all the pies?
Waylander
8th October 2007, 17:36
DAT'S A HUGE BITCH!!!
If she's a warrior for god, he can have her. I'll go party with the hot chicks at the Devil's place.
jrandom
8th October 2007, 17:46
I feel sorry for her. The inside of her head must be a sad and scary place.
fireball
8th October 2007, 17:48
I feel sorry for her. The inside of her head must be a sad and scary place.
you can medicate her and keep her sane..... rub that soft sweat i mean sweet
uggrrrh :sick:
Str8 Jacket
8th October 2007, 17:54
I wish God loved me!
jimbo600
8th October 2007, 17:55
Make a nice spouse for Dover.
jrandom
8th October 2007, 17:59
you can medicate her...
I'd do the world a favour and medicate her with 230 grains of lead and copper behind the ear at 850 feet per second.
klingon
8th October 2007, 18:03
Those poor children! That poor husband! Poor God if he has people like that on His side!
Str8 Jacket
8th October 2007, 18:04
I'd do the world a favour and medicate her with 230 grains of lead and copper behind the ear at 850 feet per second.
In order to make sure that it actually works you may need to double the dose...
Laava
8th October 2007, 20:44
I'd do the world a favour and medicate her with 230 grains of lead and copper behind the ear at 850 feet per second.
Offed a few heifers in your time have you?:2guns:
yod
8th October 2007, 20:51
yeah crikey, seen this before, she's a cracker ain't she? imagine what her upbringing was like :shit:
Biggles41
8th October 2007, 21:52
I'd do the world a favour and medicate her with 230 grains of lead and copper behind the ear at 850 feet per second.
Ya need an Elephant gun to knock a big lass like that over.
RantyDave
8th October 2007, 22:51
This lady is insane.
Yeah, I remember this - one of the few things I've seen on the telly in recent years. Woman's a certifyable nutcase. But actually it gets worse.
You know how this works, right? They swap the mums from two families over. They've got really good about being cruel about it too - vegans going to Louisiana, that sort of thing. Anyway, so this really nice woman goes to stay with the family of this psycho bitch. Strangely enough they have a great time. The whole family feels better about everything and they plan to pass on their new found joie de vivre to the beloved mother. But she shows up and does this to them when they come home. You see a few shots of them at the end being gutted about something - this is why.
It goes without saying that the family that got the nutcase woman had an astoundingly shitty time - she dragged the poor bastards off to bible study for instance. But she wasn't this bad till she got home.
Oh, and the letter? The two mums have to decide how the recipient families spend their fifty grand.
It was good telly. "Trading Spouses" was a good way of making you realise you have it really good.
Dave
Dilligaf
9th October 2007, 09:58
Ranty Dave - you forgot the best part - she used the money for plastic surgery.....
Wonder what God thought of that eh??? Hypocrite.
Laava
9th October 2007, 21:56
Dumb all over, a little ugly on the side. Frank Zappa.
yod
9th October 2007, 22:10
Dumb all over, a little ugly on the side. Frank Zappa.
titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer.....
ukbandit
10th October 2007, 09:21
titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer.....
yeah man! the only true religion titties and beer :yes::yes::yes:
007XX
10th October 2007, 09:53
yeah man! the only true religion titties and beer :yes::yes::yes:
No wonder you live out West...:shifty::laugh::bleh:
Tank
10th October 2007, 09:56
clips like this remind me that I really dont appreciate my wife enough.
ManDownUnder
10th October 2007, 10:03
I feel sorry for her. The inside of her head must be a sad and scary place.
...her head... and her house. Did you see the kids faces? Tres scary
Mikkel
10th October 2007, 10:15
"Welcome to LalaLand - we hope you'll enjoy your stay! Religious Zealots, 3rd floor thank you."
Too bad she lives in the wrong age - as a god warrior she should have been on the 1st crusade back in 1096. I think she might have gotten rid of some of her surplus weight as well on the walk from France to Jerusalem - she could then have spent her $20k on something more worth while... like tithes or some such. Viva la Catholic Church - some 1500+ years of expert repression.
Tank
10th October 2007, 10:16
...her head... and her house. Did you see the kids faces? Tres scary
Was on the news the other day (I'm a CNN kinds guy) that one of her kids died in a car chash a couple of weeks ago.
Mum has a website - http://www.margueriteperrin.com/ and became a celebrity in the US.
toycollector10
10th October 2007, 10:42
Have mommy committed, for goodness sake.
If this is what religion does I'm glad I'm an aethiest. YES, an aethiest.
It seems to me the more outlandish, crazy and bizzare the religious teaching is the stronger the belief is held. Madness.
ukbandit
10th October 2007, 10:45
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If this is what religion does I'm glad I'm an aethiest. YES, an aethiest.
It seems to me the more outlandish, crazy and bizzare the religious teaching is the stronger the belief is held. Madness.
i totally agree with both the above:2thumbsup
007XX
10th October 2007, 10:56
Was on the news the other day (I'm a CNN kinds guy) that one of her kids died in a car chash a couple of weeks ago.
Mum has a website - http://www.margueriteperrin.com/ and became a celebrity in the US.
And that's the sickest thing of all, isn't it? validating her madness by making her a celebrity...:no::confused:
Is it just me or is the world going completely barking mad?
deanohit
10th October 2007, 11:22
Mum has a website - http://www.margueriteperrin.com/ and became a celebrity in the US.
The Official God Warrior Website?
Commit her to the nut house, that woman is absolutely off her trolley mental!!! I really feel sorry for her kids and husband. :oi-grr:
They all seemed pretty happy until she walked through the door.:ar15:
Tank
10th October 2007, 11:29
Is it just me or is the world going completely barking mad?
A quick poll indicates that yes - indeed it has.
ukbandit
10th October 2007, 11:30
Is it just me or is the world going completely barking mad?
i think you are right, the world is completly nuts! :bleh::bleh:
007XX
10th October 2007, 11:37
A quick poll indicates that yes - indeed it has.
Is it just me or is the world going completely barking mad?
i think you are right, the world is completly nuts! :bleh::bleh:
:no:Thanks I feel much better now...:doh:
klingon
10th October 2007, 12:27
Was on the news the other day (I'm a CNN kinds guy) that one of her kids died in a car crash a couple of weeks ago. ...
Oh no, that lovely girl who was trying to reason with her mother and get her to settle down? That's so sad for the rest of the family! That poor little "Simon says" girl!
Wow, what a tragic family.
ManDownUnder
10th October 2007, 12:29
A quick poll indicates that yes - indeed it has.
Leave my quick pole alone - and for the record pointing up like that means nothing unusual...
avgas
10th October 2007, 13:34
That lady made me feel sick when i saw her on trading spouses.........so much so i wished cancer on her.
bert_is_evil
10th October 2007, 14:03
That lady made me feel sick when i saw her on trading spouses.........so much so i wished cancer on her.
Don't worry, I'm sure she'll have type 2 diabetes in no time at all, unless she already has.
Tank
10th October 2007, 14:39
That lady made me feel sick when i saw her on trading spouses.........so much so i wished cancer on her.
Jebus - shes only a crazy woman on Telly and you wished cancer on her? :no: What do you do to people who really piss you off?
kelleyb
10th October 2007, 14:43
Jebus - shes only a crazy woman on Telly and you wished cancer on her? :no: What do you do to people who really piss you off?
She actually gives them cancer? Not cool, man, not cool. :oi-grr:
avgas
10th October 2007, 15:42
Jebus - shes only a crazy woman on Telly and you wished cancer on her? :no: What do you do to people who really piss you off?
Act rather than think
limbimtimwim
10th October 2007, 15:53
I think this article explains it well, the universe is about to have 4 (Not 3!) space-like dimensions.
http://arxivblog.com/?p=71
Explains all the weirdness in the world today. ;)
bert_is_evil
10th October 2007, 16:04
I once got most of the way throught Bill Brysons "A short history of nearly everything" - I was enjoying it a lot and feeling vastly more knowledgeable about, well, nearly everything, when I got to the quantum physics section....my skull spontaneously split open and mushy stuff spilled out all over the lounge suite. Due to my decreased brain capacity I'm unable to fathom what on earth they are talking about in that article.
Dilligaf
11th October 2007, 11:46
Actually many people far far cleverer than me believe that there may be up to 10 dimensions. Please don't ask me to explain it - I have listened several times and just nod carefully.
And on that theme :
A Simpleton's Guide to Science
Terms
Relativity: Family get-togethers at Christmas.
Gravity: Strength of a glass of beer.
Time travel: Throwing the alarm clock at the wall.
Black holes: What you get in black socks.
Critical mass: A gaggle of film reviewers.
Hyperspace: Where you park at the superstore.
Facts
Gravity was discovered by Sir Isaac Newton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn, when the apples are falling off the trees.
You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.
When people run around and around in circles, we say they are crazy. When planets do it, we say they are orbitting.
The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum.
The moon is more useful than the sun, because the moon shines at night when you want the light, whereas the sun shines during the day when you don't need it.
To remove air from a flask, fill it with water, tip the water out, and put the cork in quick before the air can get back in.
Isn't it meaningless to speak of a 45 degrees angle unless you specify Fahrenheit or Celcius?
An object at rest will always be in the wrong place. An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Doppler effect is the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you come at them rapidly.
BIGBOSSMAN
11th October 2007, 14:09
You non-God Warrior people are all so goddamn DARK SIDED !!!
Tank
11th October 2007, 14:11
Act rather than think
Couldnt you just give a really mean look?
fireball
11th October 2007, 14:12
You non-God Warrior people are all so goddamn DARK SIDED !!!
OH I REBUKE THAT...... and all that err never mind :niceone:
jrandom
11th October 2007, 14:16
Q: Why is duct tape like the Force?
A: It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together...
FFS
11th October 2007, 20:29
I think this article explains it well, the universe is about to have 4 (Not 3!) space-like dimensions.
http://arxivblog.com/?p=71
Explains all the weirdness in the world today. ;)
Try 10 dimensions;
http://www.tenthdimension.com/medialinks.php
This kinda permanently broke my brain at dimension 7 by the 9th dimension it resembled berts spilled brains and once it was the up to 10, my dog was eating it.
I once got most of the way throught Bill Brysons "A short history of nearly everything" - I was enjoying it a lot and feeling vastly more knowledgeable about, well, nearly everything, when I got to the quantum physics section....my skull spontaneously split open and mushy stuff spilled out all over the lounge suite. Due to my decreased brain capacity I'm unable to fathom what on earth they are talking about in that article.
smoky
11th October 2007, 21:00
Actually many people far far cleverer than me believe that there may be up to 10 dimensions.
Actually that’s 10 more - making 11 in total - proved thru 'String Theory' maths.
at 10, to the power of 24, th of a second after the big bang - the 7 other dimensions stopped expanding, leaving the 4 dimensions, we exist in, to continue to expand into our known universe.The theory unites Quantum mechanical theory and the theory of Gravity. bla bla bla
I have a book on it some where....
:yawn:
bert_is_evil
11th October 2007, 21:04
You had to go and say string theory didn't you, the last piece of my brain just packed it's bag and left. Now I'm just here drooling.
smoky
11th October 2007, 21:32
Now listen here you lot of heathen illigitimites; this is what I’ve been saying for years now, that God will over throw all you evil dark sided people who refuse to heed the call of the son of Zeus – I struggle with the evil and darkness that pervades the KB web site, I actively intercede for you all, pray and fast for your deliverance (not too much fasting) from this darkness you’re bound up in.
As for all this dimensional talk; it’s all evil, you’ve been hypnotised by it, I rebuke it in His name.
Now get out (unless you have $50,000 for me), you evil bike riding spiritually blind hedonists.
For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son that you might be set free, delivered to the higher purpose, the way that is above all others (the Coro loop), to follow in his foot steps, to be led out of Egypt and thru the wilderness (South Island trip) with the roar of His Triumph (triple speed). For all have sinned (owned a Honda at some stage) and fallen from grace (binned it), the flesh is weak but the spirit is willing.
And when the end time prophets rise up from the dead – you’ll know all about it then, It’ll rain hell fire and brimstone on all those bound up on this earth (Honda owners), and all you evil fellas will be cast into the lake of fire.
:bleh:
Now I’ve got that off my chest – any one up for a ride on Sunday?
Thought I might go for a ride over to the 9th dimension – I’ve heard it’s got some awesome bends, and no speed limits.
:banana:
smoky
11th October 2007, 22:03
You had to go and say string theory didn't you, the last piece of my brain just packed it's bag and left. Now I'm just here drooling.
you moved to Wellington then?
EJK
12th October 2007, 01:24
Or something!
This lady is insane.
Worth a laugh or 20 thousand.
A psycho lady? :gob:
avgas
12th October 2007, 12:23
Couldnt you just give a really mean look?
Nah i dont have enough estrogen for that
Tank
12th October 2007, 14:25
Nah i dont have enough estrogen for that
you know they have tablets that can soon change that?
R6_kid
12th October 2007, 15:31
She needs to see the first part of this movie
http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/
I feel sorry for her family, and for anyone that has to live with her in their lives!
avgas
12th October 2007, 16:20
you know they have tablets that can soon change that?
Who said it was a problem. I like my life simple. rather than overcomplicated
avgas
12th October 2007, 16:25
I feel sorry for her family, and for anyone that has to live with her in their lives!
Finally someone else see's me logic.
She is a problem, i merly mentioned a solution that doesn't involve anybody getting off their seat and leaving the computer.
Some here think that light shines out of all types of assholes. I'm merly here to prove them wrong.
smoky
12th October 2007, 19:10
Some here think that light shines out of all types of assholes. I'm merly here to prove them wrong.
And this is your mission in life? :scratch:
You're obviously darksided
NordieBoy
12th October 2007, 19:36
Actually that’s 10 more - making 11 in total - proved thru 'String Theory' maths.
at 10, to the power of 24, th of a second after the big bang - the 7 other dimensions stopped expanding, leaving the 4 dimensions, we exist in, to continue to expand into our known universe.The theory unites Quantum mechanical theory and the theory of Gravity. bla bla bla
I have a book on it some where....
:yawn:
I have a Calvin and Hobbes book.
It's deep enough for me.
:girlfight:
avgas
19th October 2007, 14:25
And this is your mission in life? :scratch:
Making me sound like i attend some church or something lol
Curious_AJ
19th October 2007, 15:00
HAHA its that lady!! and wife swap last week was a crack up...
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