dasser
17th October 2007, 07:48
THE KNOB
A woman in her forties went to a Plastic Surgeon for a face-lift.
The Surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob."
A small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be Turned to
tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
Of course the woman wanted "The Knob."
Over the course of the years, the woman kept tightening the knob, and
the Effects were wonderful, and the woman remained young-looking and
vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the Surgeon with two
problems.
"All these years, everything has been working well. I've had to turn the
knob. Many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed
two annoying problems."
Firstly, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get
rid Of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are
Your Breasts."
Well," she said, "I guess there's no point in asking about the Goatee."
:whistle:
A woman in her forties went to a Plastic Surgeon for a face-lift.
The Surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob."
A small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be Turned to
tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
Of course the woman wanted "The Knob."
Over the course of the years, the woman kept tightening the knob, and
the Effects were wonderful, and the woman remained young-looking and
vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the Surgeon with two
problems.
"All these years, everything has been working well. I've had to turn the
knob. Many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed
two annoying problems."
Firstly, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get
rid Of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are
Your Breasts."
Well," she said, "I guess there's no point in asking about the Goatee."
:whistle: