Caption Competition

[jazbug5]

:mellow:

Okay; less said the better.
I will send one of my famous compilation CDs to whoever comes up with the best caption for this picture.
Have fun, chaps...

[Yamahamaman]

:mellow:

Okay; less said the better.
I will send one of my famous compilation CDs to whoever comes up with the best caption for this picture.
Have fun, chaps...
Here is my entry

"I guess you just have to be there"

[Paul in NZ]

Look, I'm sick of getting the ugly, crazy ones that think they are cats. I'm first choice next time RIGHT!

[badlieutenant]

The Princes former bodyguard, currently under investigation for acts of necrophilia, was cleared of all charges laid by the RSPCA when it found that the corgi was in fact alive at the time.

[Ms Piggy]

"No she likes it....really she does!!"

[Blakamin]

The Princes former bodyguard, currently under investigation for acts of necrophilia, was cleared of all charges laid by the RSPCA when it found that the corgi was in fact alive at the time.
:killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme

[Bonez]

:mellow:

Okay; less said the better.
I will send one of my famous compilation CDs to whoever comes up with the best caption for this picture.
Have fun, chaps...
Guess what's going on the BBQ folks!

[badlieutenant]

look at picture and imagine bevis and butthead laughter

[Kickaha]

Just what I always wanted,a barking football.

[NC]

:mellow:

Okay; less said the better.
I will send one of my famous compilation CDs to whoever comes up with the best caption for this picture.
Have fun, chaps...

Kama sutra:

Getting to know your Corgi, and you.

[badlieutenant]

Ive tried to think of different captions but they all just come back been variations of a theme. I mean look at the picture and kid yourself theres no sexual innuendo going on there, maybe its subtle the flirting, or his firm caress

[NC]

Ive tried to think of different captions but they all just come back been variations of a theme. I mean look at the picture and kid yourself theres no sexual innuendo going on there, maybe its subtle the flirting, or his firm caress
oooOoOo

No body knows it
No body knooOoOoWs
Right from the start, I gave you my heart..

So don't go breaking my heart...
I couldn't if I tried..

Ah a young couple, so in love..

[Midnight 82]

:Police: Vaseline??? Has anyone seen my F---ing vaseline :no: :crybaby:

[badlieutenant]

eeewww thats deliciously all wrong nc :D

[SPORK]

"The rare breed of Tree-Corgi was recently discovered in eastern Auckland today, sparking 'interest' in the public"

[NC]

eeewww thats deliciously all wrong nc :D


Heh, I'm sorry. Were you expecting appropriate behavour? :p

[shandawg]

Man saves choking corgi with heimlich manouvre

[NC]

Man saves choking corgi with heimlich manouvre


Or was that the "hind-lick" manouvre?

[badlieutenant]

corgi : think of a happy place,think of a happy place, think of a happy place......................

[DarkNinja]

"This Doesnt Need A Caption"

[FROSTY]

why are all my girlfreinds such dogs???

[NC]

"Sometimes I like to pretend that he's a Koala"

[Kwaka-Kid]

"1'st up in the top 10 things not to do to your mother-in-law"

[PutMan]

"AnimAL RiGhts"

[Slipstream]

"1'st up in the top 10 things not to do to your mother-in-law"

what's with you and mother-in-laws and peoples daughters???? :spudwhat:
:killingme :killingme :killingme



My caption:

"Man's super extra special best friend"

[Kwaka-Kid]

"Now your a funny looking sheepy aintcha'!"

and handbrake, its all good :D dont sweat it your safe now all that way down there, or am i safe?

s'all good, i do apologise for my behviour towards you and mr handbrake (TheOne?) the other night...

[badlieutenant]

deleted :D was hungover and rude

[Slipstream]

and handbrake, its all good :D dont sweat it your safe now all that way down there, or am i safe?

s'all good, i do apologise for my behviour towards you and mr handbrake (TheOne?) the other night...

Mr Handbrake :killingme I like that :niceone:

and sonny boy. I was taking it easy on yer. Don't wanna mess up that purdy lil' face of yours. :msn-wink: :drinknsin :niceone:

[DebK]

Methinks this is a Ren & Stimpy - Adults version moment (see C4 Wednesdays?):

"I'm the pitcher, you're the catcher. I'm the pitcher, you're the catcher!"

[Hooks]

OOhhhh look your majesty .....a ripe one !!!!

Or .....

This doesn't handle like the Honda!!!

[magnum]

i like it doggy style!!!!! :whistle:

[ben444]

"That reminds me, how's the US elections going?..."

[Paul in NZ]

It is my day off your majesty.....

[Paul in NZ]

Well you did tell me to find an outdoor pursuit

[Devil]

corgi:"Pfft, that alsatian was bigger".

[manuboy]

Being caught in the act, in a moment of blind desperation, Mr X attempts to hide the kids pet guinea pig behind a corgi... :innocent:

[bungbung]

Look,

I'll have you all know that this was entirely innocent. The Corgi in the garden bar of the Avoca hotel was staring up into the branches of this tree, so being a kind bloke I thought I'd help it along.

You can see yourself that it's only a little fella with stumpy little legs, so I lifted it up onto the nearest branch. Of course I didn't realise that it was elderly and slightly decrepit and had no idea about climbing trees.

It is possible that corgis and trees do not mix, or perhaps I didn't pick a good specimen because when I tried to release the dog it started slithering backwards down the trunk. It really had no idea, so I relented and replaced it on the ground as nature intended.

[badlieutenant]

knee pads will help the chaffing :D

[NC]

Dog: Ah, ok....Just close your eyes and think of England..

[Holy Roller]

I'm a cat... a cat I tell you... always been a cat.

[White trash]

i do apologise for my behviour towards you and mr handbrake (TheOne?) the other night...

Listen here, tough guy. Mr One was nowhere to be seen.

Mr Trash however, is just waiting for an excuse to come on up and have a little chat wid you.

Anybody else wanna make a comment about my beautifull wifes hair?

[Kwaka-Kid]

what hair?


haha, no my bad! i didnt mean it dude, just take it like a man and let me run like a wuss!

Anyway it was good to meet you Mr. Handbrake, sorry to hear about the whole cop thing, did you still have the duct tape on then? shit that was funny to see.

[badlieutenant]

which one was your wife ? :whistle:


just couldnt bloody help myself........

[Skyryder]

Du Cati du cati........ du......... it's a dog???

Skyryder

[NC]

Doc the tail? Hell no!

I like to keep em on, gives me something to Hold onto..

[White trash]

what hair?


haha, no my bad! i didnt mean it dude, just take it like a man and let me run like a wuss!

Anyway it was good to meet you Mr. Handbrake, sorry to hear about the whole cop thing, did you still have the duct tape on then? shit that was funny to see.

Ha ha "Mr Handbrake" :lol:

It's all good mate. Nice to meet a young fellah such as yourself with so much wit. Not too much grey matter, but heaps of wit.

Me and The Handbrake were dicussing on the way home how it's a shame Fizzerman and Driftn couldn't be there.

You'd get on like a house on fire. Good to chat with your old man too. Bet he felt a heel after talking to me for 3/4 hour then saying something like "I'd like to meet that White trash guy". Laughed my arse off.

[NC]

Sheep? HA!!

You don't need to live near a cliff.
Just prop it up against the tree, and wahlah!
No velcrow gloves, this puppy has long...soft...luxgaaaahhhh *drool*

BOING!

Ahem, excuse me for 10 minutes..I have to take Charles for a "walk"

[jazbug5]

Look,

I'll have you all know that this was entirely innocent...

It's true. A number of witnesses will attest to this fact; but... sorry Bungbung. Just couldn't help myself..!
I'm sure the Corgi will cherish the memory of the 'assistance' you kindly offered it. It must be Hell being a cat trapped in a silly Corgi's body...
and then, insult to injury... mocked by a bunch of unsympathetic bikers.
Oh, the guilt; remember, people - Confused Corgis are people/cats too.. (?!)
:wacko:

[badlieutenant]

no sympathy for corgi rapists!!!!!!Corgis have rights too. Dont tell us it was concentual. Look at the expression on the poor animals face!!! :mad:



so dam obvious

[StoneChucker]

Corgi: Sheesh, all I did was take him the ball, I wanted to be friends, nothing else...

PS: Jaz: I know what I said earlier :doh: , but I can't think of anything else :lol:

[Blakamin]

"might be a nice ride, but its still no Ducati"

[pipeman]

"HELP HELP GET THIS F@#KEN HUMAN OFF ME"

[pipeman]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4394&stc=1

[SPORK]

no sympathy for corgi rapists!!!!!!Corgis have rights too. Dont tell us it was concentual. Look at the expression on the poor animals face!!! :mad:



so dam obvious
Oh, that was classic.

Very nice 'photoshopping', I could hardly tell it was a fake, untill I realised that tears are less opaque.

I agree though, off to prison! Sheesh, attacking such rare breeds of Tree Corgi's

[badlieutenant]

The corgi bordello was an instant hit. :eek5:

[badlieutenant]

Oh, that was classic.

Very nice 'photoshopping', I could hardly tell it was a fake, untill I realised that tears are less opaque.

I agree though, off to prison! Sheesh, attacking such rare breeds of Tree Corgi's
hehe photoshopping courtesy of NC-30 :D

[Yokai]

"Crikey! - Calm down there - ooo did ya see how he went for the tree there? He's a feisty little bugger, hope he doesn't bite..."

Yokai

[Ms Piggy]

no sympathy for corgi rapists!!!!!!Corgis have rights too. Dont tell us it was concentual. Look at the expression on the poor animals face!!! :mad:



so dam obvious
Ummmmmm - why is the image R Rated?

[jrandom]

Ummmmmm - why is the image R Rated?

Oh, just turn that option off in your User CP. You're a big girl now. :innocent:

[Quasievil]

Corgi says "" I think Im getting a woody""

[badlieutenant]

Corgi says "" I think Im getting a woody""
:killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme

[The Pastor]

:mellow:

Okay; less said the better.
I will send one of my famous compilation CDs to whoever comes up with the best caption for this picture.
Have fun, chaps...



"we named him woody"

[Ms Piggy]

Oh, just turn that option off in your User CP. You're a big girl now. :innocent:
Yes I am indeed, but I do look at this at work and I never thought a Corgi crying was a porno image however.

Anyway, then I have to view all the other actual porno images that I really don't want to assault my eye balls with.

[Hitcher]

Definitely Zed fodder for the Scottish thread.

[jazbug5]

Duplicate.
Damned computer..

[jazbug5]

All together now..

'All things bright and beautiful.... (?!)
..All creatures great and smaaaaaaallllll.....'

(Never been good with the words... does the next bit go
'All things dull and ugly...' or am I just confused?


PS I will be getting my very impartial flatties to judge which of these wins the fabulous CD (dual purpose! Also doubles as a frisbee! Or simply sharpen for your own authentic ninja throwing star!)
What is on it will depend upon the taste of the winner and what I can find in my archive of choons.

[badlieutenant]

Celine Dion is the devil Incarnate!!! :ar15: :shit: :sick: :shake:
everyone knows that tho. ;) :yeah:

[jazbug5]

Yeeessss.

Well, I'm very devout in that respect. No Ce *cough* no.. can't say it...hack!
:puke:

...none of THAT in my music collection.
What vile demons inspired you to mention That Name in these hallowed boards? You may just be a sicker puppy than I thought...

[toads]

Celine Dion is the devil Incarnate!!! :ar15: :shit: :sick: :shake:
everyone knows that tho. ;) :yeah:

Hell yes, shiver

[toads]

and as you can see Doctor, when I awoke this morning I had this ugly growth on my ass

[badlieutenant]

I just wasnt going to assume anything you know.........after all the word "ass u me" is the mother of all f%$k ups :D

[Quasievil]

So when do I get my prize jazzy wazzy:first:

[jazbug5]

Ah... I reckon we should close this here competition on Thursday midnight (randomly plucking cut off date from magic place behind ear..) so I can send the prize on the weekend. Or sort it at least. You know.
I think you get a CD anyway, Quasi, for doing last weekend!
Let me know what your musical tastes run to...
oh, and if the judges award you the prize you'll get two. Can't say fairer than that!

[Redstar]

I've split this one pass me another nigel! quick

[badlieutenant]

and they called him BUNGBUNG

[SPORK]

Just wondering Jazbug, is your eye still papercutted (i think it was) or has it healed up nicely?

[jazbug5]

It's fine; only aches when it rains...
fanx for askin'!
Very wary of all stationery now, though. Must be the trees' revenge; kind of a guerilla War Of The Papercuts...
watch out everyone, they'll stop at nothing, these crazy trees...
*retires to gibber under sheets, tightening straps on home made foil cap* :crazy:

[SPORK]

Tell me about it!
I woke up to find my bonsai tree rummaging through the knife draw! Lucky I had my zippo on me, I sent him to an early death.

Don't feel bad about him though, I was only fattening him up in the first place :whistle:

[Posh Tourer :P]

Tell me about it!
I woke up to find my bonsai tree rummaging through the knife draw! Lucky I had my zippo on me, I sent him to an early death.

Don't feel bad about him though, I was only fattening him up in the first place :whistle:

I wonder how common this is? :blink: :shit:

I'm having second thoughts about continuing to use my bonsai potato kit (containing everything you need except the potato).... :eek5:

[badlieutenant]

Tell me about it!
I woke up to find my bonsai tree rummaging through the knife draw! Lucky I had my zippo on me, I sent him to an early death.

Don't feel bad about him though, I was only fattening him up in the first place :whistle:
could you hear its screams ? or was it an angry struggle with you now boasting singed eyebrows ? :shit:

[toads]

could you hear its screams ? or was it an angry struggle with you now boasting singed eyebrows ? :shit:

BL, have you any idea how detestable sponge bob is, not a good look matey!! lol

[SPORK]

Meh, it was a chicken, i laid the smack down on it, no troubles.

Just get it behind it's top branches, and force it to the floor... Then it is zippo mea...wood

[SPORK]

BL, have you any idea how detestable sponge bob is, not a good look matey!! lol
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!

Spongebob is a Great show! It teaches young children important morals that other shows neglect...

I hope you have learned you lesson, missy :P

[badlieutenant]

spongebob is awesome. Im sure the writters are on some good stuff. its a religion now like the jedi's, poor misguided folk they are too. :confused:

[Coyote]

spongebob is awesome. Im sure the writters are on some good stuff. its a religion now like the jedi's, poor misguided folk they are too. :confused:
One of the great things about him is how silly his voice is. Just like Homers voice when he gets hurt.

Karate Choppers was the best episode evar, 'I'm lean, mean and can do this.....sssssss"

[badlieutenant]

One of the great things about him is how silly his voice is. Just like Homers voice when he gets hurt.

Karate Choppers was the best episode evar, 'I'm lean, mean and can do this.....sssssss"
I thought "opposite day" was awesome. Or the one where hes getting his drivers licence. :banana: :doobey:

heres a explanation I stole off someones web site


The show's appeal to older viewers has a lot to do with the way underwater life and situations are represented as almost equivalent to normal terrestrial lifestyles. Instead of cars, the residents of Bikini Bottom drive boats—with wheels of course. And once, while on a camping trip, Patrick questions how they could have a camp fire on the lagoon bottom—the fire is immediately extinguished with a sizzle. A flurry of bubbles accompany many actions, just to remind the viewer everything IS underwater. SpongeBob's house pet is an intelligent snail named Gary that only meows. Jellyfish are the equivalent of bees (buzzing and stinging), but collected or appreciated like butterflies.

gives you some idea what a crazy program it is. :)

[Coyote]

see the party episode, when spongebob gets the invite, the ink was smudged cause of the water, and spongebob says 'obviously the person who sent this invitation doesnt know the physical limitations of living underwater, oh well, I'll just throw it into the fire!'

[Nox]

"Of course it's a bitch, what do you think I am? Gay!!!"

[badlieutenant]

"Of course it's a bitch, what do you think I am? Gay!!!"
hey nox, nice random comment there..........................
talk to Jr or wari or the corgi, theyll help you, your in the right place.

:moon:

[Ms Piggy]

"How do ya like it baby?"

Corgi replies: "Ruff!"

[SPORK]

So when do we hear the results?

[Racey Rider]

"How do ya like it baby?"

Corgi replies: "Ruff!"
:killingme Well Done CSL.


Dipstick: "It's Not what you think! ,,,, I'm a Vet!"

Corgie: A Vet?! Huh!
Your a amateur is what you are!
I could lick myself and get more pleasure than this!!

[jazbug5]

Just to let you all know, judges (non KB-ers) have been appointed and will be locked in a vault tomorrow all day, only to be let out when they have reached a unanimous (bugger, very tired and can't remember how to spell..) and considered decision.
This momentous decision will then be posted here.

*The judges' decision is final. Any attempts at bribery will result in instant disqualification from the contest and public humiliation of those concerned.
Although we reserve the right to accept deposits in Swiss bank accounts, foreign holidays and chocolate fish.

[Hooks]

Just to let you all know, judges (non KB-ers) have been appointed and will be locked in a vault tomorrow all day, only to be let out when they have reached a unanimous (bugger, very tired and can't remember how to spell..) and considered decision.
This momentous decision will then be posted here.

*The judges' decision is final. Any attempts at bribery will result in instant disqualification from the contest and public humiliation of those concerned.
Although we reserve the right to accept deposits in Swiss bank accounts, foreign holidays and chocolate fish.


How many fish are we talking about here .... :whistle: and do you like the big ones or the small ones ?? ...... :innocent:

[badlieutenant]

my word mr hooks that sounds like a loaded question ? is it a bribe ?

[Hooks]

my word mr hooks that sounds like a loaded question ? is it a bribe ?

From moi ???? :spudwhat: never .... just checking ... in case Jaz ever needed some choccy fish then I would be able to let her have right ones ... so to speak .... :wacko:

[jazbug5]

Well, Mr. Hooks, I'm shocked.
Surely you could have PM'd me, and I would have told you politely, yet firmly that I'm absolutely incorruptible.
*cough* how many chocolate fish did you say...?

Anyhoo, the judging shall be done today by the non KB panel I have painstakingly selected. May the best sicko win...

[Posh Tourer :P]

*The judges' decision is final. Any attempts at bribery will result in instant disqualification from the contest and public humiliation of those concerned.
Although we reserve the right to accept deposits in Swiss bank accounts, foreign holidays and chocolate fish.

Speaking of sickos, why would you accept a deposit in a chocolate fish?

[badlieutenant]

still no result, ok who sent the chocy fish..............or maybe pixie caramels........ :buggerd:

[Ms Piggy]

still no result, ok who sent the chocy fish..............or maybe pixie caramels........ :buggerd:
Since I have it from the horses mouth that she doesn't like marshmellow, I think cash bribes would be the most appropriate...then having been the one who encouraged this I would get a cut! :yes:

[StoneChucker]

I'm sure I could get my sticky fingers on some Tofu fish ;) ;) First place here I come :first:

[Quasievil]

Waiting waiting waiting:sleep:

[jazbug5]

Deposits in chocolate fishes... hmmm. Why am I thinking of Jimbo...?

The judges are at this moment engaged in heated debate; screaming, crying... oh, the drama...
Should have the result this evening; after I get back from the Rimutakas.

NB No Pixie Caramels are involved... or corgis.

[StoneChucker]

after I get back from the Rimutakas
SOD the lot of you! :sneaky2:
I may go visit the folks after work, and if I see ONE biker, I'm gonna have a breakdown :Pokey:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :banana: :banana: :banana:

PS: Word from the people that give the word, should be one week till I'm back :2thumbsup

[badlieutenant]

Since I have it from the horses mouth that she doesn't like marshmellow, I think cash bribes would be the most appropriate...then having been the one who encouraged this I would get a cut! :yes:
dam!!! I knew this guy i was gona tel you about who can "make it happen" that a mellowpuff is accidently manufactured at the same size of a large cake!!
he gets free WOF's with them.

[jazbug5]

See, it's like this... while I was away riding up the Rimutakas with Velox, CSL, F5 Dave, Noxx and V-Twin (nice one everyone, and thanks, Bruce for coming back up the hill to check if we were dead..!) the judges were kidnapped by a gang of desperados.. got home to a terrible mess, an ear attached to a brick was thrown through the window... terrible business, terrible.
Even as we speak a crack team of.. er experts, that's right, experts are tracking them down... horrifyingly, the trail appears to lead through the bars and fleshpots of Wellington. Oh, poor things.
Stoney? You wouldn't know anything about this, would you? Jealousy is a terrible thing, my friend...
The experts seem to feel that we should be able to find most of them (barring possibly the odd extremity) by tomorrow evening.
Let's hope so. Let's just hope so...
:shit:

[StoneChucker]

It's sooo far beyond jealousy now, it's not even funny. DO you have ANY idea what it was like sitting at home, with the GREAT weather, hearing about how much of a great time you guys had up the hill! (heard the tales from Bruce)............................................ ................. sigh
Still, I'm glad you guys had a good ride. Tomorrow should be good for you too, will turn to crap late afternoon I hear.

[Velox]

It's sooo far beyond jealousy now, it's not even funny. DO you have ANY idea what it was like sitting at home, with the GREAT weather, hearing about how much of a great time you guys had up the hill! (heard the tales from Bruce)............................................ ................. sigh
Still, I'm glad you guys had a good ride. Tomorrow should be good for you too, will turn to crap late afternoon I hear.

Yeah - the roads were really dry, there wasn't any gravel on the road near the roadworks, and they've resealed a couple of corners on the other side!!! :spudbooge But I won't rub it in, that would be mean.

[Hooks]

What are you doing up so late young lady ??? ... I have a certain Aucklander here who's keeping usall awake !! .... BadL is a bad influence !!!

By the way are you coming on sunday ??

[Velox]

What are you doing up so late young lady ??? ... I have a certain Aucklander here who's keeping usall awake !! .... BadL is a bad influence !!!

By the way are you coming on sunday ??
Well I just finished tightening the chain and scraping crap off the area around the front sproket a little while ago, and then I thought I better check my emails, and then I thought I'd have a 'quick' look at the site. Ok - I'm going to bed. Got to get up early to ride tomorrow anyway.
Nah - I'm not coming up on Sun. I didn't think it would be much fun if I didn't actually have anything to do with it. Maybe it still is - haven't been to a track day before.
Dodgey Aucklanders. Just put him out in the backyard for a while to let him simmer down eh.
(Can't get this chain grease out of my nails!!! Grrrrr.)

[StoneChucker]

Velox, I hear you had an expecially enjoyable run up the takas on fri night, I heard it was SVeet :laugh:

[Velox]

Velox, I hear you had an expecially enjoyable run up the takas on fri night, I heard it was SVeet :laugh:
Yep - Bruce is a brave lad to entrust me with his baby! :2thumbsup Especially when my parting comment to him as I was about to head up the hill was "So is this a 650 or a 1000?" Oh dear. I'd known the whole time what it was but I must've just been a bit excited. Poor guy. Not exactly the most confidence inspiring comment!

[Racey Rider]

Come on Jazz! Enough with the stalling! :stoogie:

Just throw a dart and Pick one already!!

PS: If it helps, Tell your husband I'm sorry about the "Dipstick" comment. :baby:
(but you must admit.......)

[jazbug5]

It's not my fault! Reaaaaally!
I am assured that the judges will have decided by tonight.
What husband..? That's Mr. Bung Bung, and Mrs. Bung Bung is Mrs. Bung Bung... not me. Ok?

[Racey Rider]

What husband..? That's Mr. Bung Bung, and Mrs. Bung Bung is Mrs. Bung Bung... not me. Ok?
Yer, With a photo of him like that, I'ld deny it too! :buggerd:

But if yous are telling the truth,, Condolences to Mrs Bung Bung! :stupid: :shutup:

[MOTOXXX]

I was only helping it up the tree, i swear

[moko]

No stupid,when you said "The dog wants to go out for a walk" and I said "F*ck the Dog" it was a figure of speech.

[Ms Piggy]

Ok Ms Jaz I know there have been some far, far more appealing distractions :whistle: but when will the winner be anounced??

[StoneChucker]

:confused:

[Quasievil]

Yeah Jazzy Wazzy

[Racey Rider]

Jazz!
Don't you make me send Sk8r_Boi_ down there!! <_<

[Racey Rider]

Ok! Times up! KB'ers can no longer be kept in limbo by mear Flatmates!
I have taken it apon myself to bring order back to our lives.
No more shall we have to click on this thread to no avail.
The winner is plan to see!


:first: RR: "I could lick myself and get more pleasure than this!!"
Now That is FUNNY! FUNNY with a capital Fa!

:second: CSL: "How do ya like it baby?" Corgi replies: "Ruff!"
Classic. Simple, but very funny!

:third: Badl: corgi : think of a happy place,think of a happy place, think of a happy place......................
Quite funny. Certainly deserving of a chocolate fish.

So thats it sports fans.
Thanks for playing.
I'm sure the Prize will be shortly on it's way to the deserving winner! :2thumbsup

[Hooks]

Ok! Times up! KB'ers can no longer be kept in limbo by mear Flatmates!
I have taken it apon myself to bring order back to our lives.
No more shall we have to click on this thread to no avail.
The winner is plan to see!


:first: RR: "I could lick myself and get more pleasure than this!!"
Now That is FUNNY! FUNNY with a capital Fa!

:second: CSL: "How do ya like it baby?" Corgi replies: "Ruff!"
Classic. Simple, but very funny!

:third: Badl: corgi : think of a happy place,think of a happy place, think of a happy place......................
Quite funny. Certainly deserving of a chocolate fish.

So thats it sports fans.
Thanks for playing.
I'm sure the Prize will be shortly on it's way to the deserving winner! :2thumbsup


Glad to see the decision was totally impartial and unbiased !! ... :shutup:

By the way Jaz has the distraction finally got under way and does the equipment that was running hot still work OK ...??? :shifty:

[jazbug5]

Oy!

The decision really really is on its way.... 2 of the judges had trouble accessing the picture (not being members... and what with the kidnapping/enforced tour of Wellington Fleshpots) so I have had to email it to ther work addies. There is now a shortlist that they are whittling down for a final decision. Sorry all.
All parts functioning very well, thank you Mr. Hooks. Ahem.

[Hooks]

Oy!

The decision really really is on its way.... 2 of the judges had trouble accessing the picture (not being members... and what with the kidnapping/enforced tour of Wellington Fleshpots) so I have had to email it to ther work addies. There is now a shortlist that they are whittling down for a final decision. Sorry all.
All parts functioning very well, thank you Mr. Hooks. Ahem.

Oh behave !!! there's a good girl !! .... I was just thinking that if he still needs a fan for that Honda thing he sits on :killingme ... I have found one here .... then he would have a spare if it happened again !! .. That's all I meant ..... :msn-wink:

[jazbug5]

... and the winner is....

Paul in NZ with 'Well you did tell me to find an outdoor pursuit'

. :first:

Very difficult decision, folks- some real corkers!
Paul: do you have a preferred musical genre?
And I'll need your postal address..
Two runners up (once agreement is reached) will get a print of the pic with their caption... at some point.
Will announce that this PM... must go, about to be fired..

[jazbug5]

Oh, thought you might like to hear their comments...

Go #2.

it has class.... not like "why are all my girlfriends dogs" or something degrading... its tactful humour and i like it.

Judge M

I also vote for number 2.

What I like about it , is that it leaves the actual "pursuit" up to our imagination.

Is he a corgi-worrier, a corgi-shagger or just someone who puts dogs up trees?



A good combined caption could have been:

Dateline Monday: Heimlich Manoeuvre saves rare Tree-Corgi.

Dateline Tuesday: SHOCK: Corgi lays complaint against would be rescuer.

Judge D.


OK - after much deliberation - I am having so much trouble

deciding....


I am voting for...


Drum roll please.........


Well you did tell me to find an outdoor pursuit - Paul in nz


Judge J

See? They really had to think about it...
(Oh, Paul, they want to know when the chocolate fish will arrive..?)

[Racey Rider]

:gob:
We've been Robbed!! :crybaby:


'Well you did tell me to find an outdoor pursuit'

Thats Humour is it??! :wacko:

Just goes to show that Wellington Judges don't have one Humour cell in their brain. :baby:

And who is this Paul in NZ guy? (checks profile)

Raumati South! I may be wrong, but isn't that, IN WELLINGTON?!

Ah, Now we see the full picture. Wellingtonains picking Wellingtonains.
We were doomed from the start. :moon:


it has class.... not like "why are all my girlfriends dogs" or something degrading... its tactful humour and i like it.


Yes well you see, Nobody said this was a criteria at the start! :mad:

If only there had been..... :weep:

Ok.
I lost. :cry:




Well done that Man. :rockon:

[jazbug5]

And to Racey Rider, a special prize for General Cheek and Bad Loserishness. PM Me your addy, I'll think of something..

[Paul in NZ]

:gob:
We've been Robbed!! :crybaby:


'Well you did tell me to find an outdoor pursuit'

Thats Humour is it??! :wacko:

Just goes to show that Wellington Judges don't have one Humour cell in their brain. :baby:

And who is this Paul in NZ guy? (checks profile)

Ramati South! I may be wrong, but isn't that, IN WELLINGTON?!

Ah, Now we see the full picture. Wellingtonains picking Wellingtonains.
We were doomed from the start. :moon:



Yes well you see, Nobody said this was a criteria at the start! :mad:

If only there had been..... :weep:

Ok.
I lost. :cry:




Well done that Man. :rockon:

YIPPEE!! I Won!!

Wohooo!!!!

I suppose the fact I'm holding jazbug5's handlebars hostage has nothing to do with it either!!

I look forward to playing this LOUD at the wgn KB xmas booze up!

Paul N

[Quasievil]

I want a recount:spudwhat:

[jazbug5]

but Quasi...

you get a prize anyhow. And I'm pretty sure that yours was a runner up!
PM me your musical tastes & address and a CD shall be arranged...

Jaz

[Quasievil]

but Quasi...

you get a prize anyhow. And I'm pretty sure that yours was a runner up!
PM me your musical tastes & address and a CD shall be arranged...

Jaz
Oh youre such a wonderful biker hehehehe, some 70's disco would be cool but its okay really you dont have to, did I tell you my address, but please its not important your to busy, so when will I get it:confused2

[Racey Rider]

And to Racey Rider, a special prize for General Cheek and Bad Loserishness.


Bad Loserishness? ME?! :blink:

Now Thats Funny! :laugh:


PM Me your addy, I'll think of something..

Firstly I need some time to consider all tho's who PM'ed me messages of support for being ripped off from winning this fine competition.
Thankyou,, You know who your are.
Your inspairation and support has meant alot in these last few hours!
And while I understand the ground swell of feeling, that Purhapes "Paul in NZ" should without delay, undergo a drug test. I'm secure in the fact that, well,, who are we going to trust in Wellington to be objective in their persuit of Proformace Enhances! Not that I For one moment have any doult that the good "Paul in NZ" would resort to such tatics, But as he was pretty fast out of the blocks with that Witty Witty (or so I'm trying to believe) caption. One wonders if a quick google search for 'Well you did tell me to find an outdoor pursuit' wouldn't uncover some PLAGIARSTIC tendencies of said "winner" <_<

[Paul in NZ]

And while I understand the ground swell of feeling, that Purhapes "Paul in NZ" should without delay, undergo a drug test. <_<

Yup! Took the test... Bent as a bobby pin, smashed as a plate after a greek wedding, high as a kite - situation normal...

I mean of COURSE I'm on drugs - I'm a type one diabetic! :shifty:

Plus just wait till you all see what I'm buying.... hee heee

Paul N

(then you will know I'm really on mind altering drugs)

[badlieutenant]

All that work i put in and some dude on a aircompressor and drugs takes it.
:blink: