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sunhuntin
26th April 2006, 18:16
found this on an american forum....thought id share.



But, You Didn't See Me

------------------------------------

I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.

But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last
Sunday.

I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the
sidewalk.

But, you didn't see me,
playing Santa at the local mall.

I saw you,
change your mind about going into the restaurant.

But, you didn't see me,
attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.

I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by.

But, you didn't see me,
driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.

I saw you,
frown at me when I smiled at your children.

But, you didn't see me,
when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.

I saw you,
stare at my long hair.

But, you didn't see me,
and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.

I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.

But, you didn't see me,
and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had none.

I saw you,
look in fright at my tattoos.

But, you didn't see me,
cry as my children where born and have their name written over and in my
heart.

I saw you,
change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere.

But, you didn't see me,
going home to be with my family.

I saw you,
complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be.

But, you didn't see me,
when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.

I saw you,
yelling at your kids in the car.

But, you didn't see me,
pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe behind me.

I saw you,
reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road.

But, you didn't see me,
squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.

I saw you,
race down the road in the rain.

But, you didn't see me,
get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.

I saw you, run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time.

But, you didn't see me,
trying to turn right.

I saw you,
cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in.

But, you didn't see me,
leave the road.

I saw you,
waiting impatiently for my friends to pass.

But, you didn't see me.
I wasn't there.

I saw you,
go home to your family.

But, you didn't see me.
Because, I died that day you cut me off.

I was just a biker,......
A person with friends and a family.

Qkchk
26th April 2006, 18:27
Very nice.......... green bling comin.

vtec
26th April 2006, 19:57
Nice... should help people reprioritise.

justsomeguy
26th April 2006, 20:01
That made me feel sick.

Rossi Gal
26th April 2006, 20:09
well written, but sickening thought

Skyryder
26th April 2006, 22:10
Needs to be posted a cage forum. Any one know of any?? Post links.


Skyryder

Youngjim
26th April 2006, 22:21
Nice one Sunhunting, do you mind if I post this on another couple of bike forums I belong too ?

Dont_die_wondering
26th April 2006, 23:41
good post, kinda sickening the thought, all cagers should read that!

Crasherfromwayback
26th April 2006, 23:49
Nice but not nice if you know what I mean.
I'm having a nice pinot to that now for all of us that have had to suffer from such foolish and needless stupidity.
Cheers.

ZeroIndex
27th April 2006, 00:55
very nice post :) green bling on its way

UrbanMyth
27th April 2006, 00:59
wooooaah deep dude :rockon:

nudemetalz
27th April 2006, 10:58
That was sad,...so true though.

Blairos
27th April 2006, 11:18
Very good post... :ride:

DemonWolf
27th April 2006, 11:22
Very enlightening post... Cheers!

MSTRS
27th April 2006, 11:23
Excellent!! Find some car forums to post that in.....here, you are speaking to the converted.

UrbanMyth
27th April 2006, 11:46
Excellent!! Find some car forums to post that in.....here, you are speaking to the converted.
haha awesome.

sunhuntin
27th April 2006, 18:14
cheers guys....post it whereever you like....i aint gonna complain! the more people that read it the better....email it to everyone you think will be interested.

i did post it on trademe and got a coupla replies.

what i think would be good is if our survival stories from accidents not caused by us could be condensed into a cheap book and passed out at bike places [ie, battle of the streets, cemetary circuit] not naming places, but just the situation and what happened and our recovery... stonechuckers would be good as a starter....and maybe photos of injuries as well.
maybe have a stack at busy gas stations as well.

Macktheknife
27th April 2006, 18:21
Thanks for the post, its sad but so many just 'didn't see you'
It gets pretty thin after a while.
Green bling

Qkkid
28th April 2006, 11:38
shit at first i thought it was gonna have a religious under tone:innocent:

sunhuntin
28th April 2006, 19:43
shit at first i thought it was gonna have a religious under tone:innocent:

hey custard....i highly doubt id post anything too religious, so never fear! LOL.

placidfemme
27th October 2006, 08:18
I got this off a mate on MySpace... and it while reading it, it gave me goosebumps...

~~~~~

You Didn't See Me

I saw you,
hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.

But, you didn't see me,
put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.

I saw you,
pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.

But, you didn't see me,
playing Santa at the local mall.

I saw you,
change your mind about going into the restaurant.

But, you didn't see me,
attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.

I saw you,
roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by.

But, you didn't see me,
driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car
window.

I saw you,
frown at me when I smiled at your children.

But, you didn't see me,
when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.

I saw you,
stare at my long hair.

But, you didn't see me,
and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.

I saw you,
roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.

But, you didn't see me,
and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had
none.

I saw you,
look in fright at my tattoos.

But, you didn't see me,
cry as my children where born and have their name written over and in
my heart.

I saw you,
change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere.

But, you didn't see me,
going home to be with my family.

I saw you,
complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be.

But, you didn't see me,
when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.

I saw you,
yelling at your kids in the car.

But, you didn't see me,
pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe behind me.

I saw you,
reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road.

But, you didn't see me,
squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.

I saw you,
race down the road in the rain.

But, you didn't see me,
get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his
date.

I saw you,
run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time.

But, you didn't see me,
trying to turn right.

I saw you,
cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in.

But, you didn't see me,
leave the road.

I saw you,
waiting impatiently for my friends to pass.

But, you didn't see me.
I wasn't there.

I saw you,
go home to your family.

But, you didn't see me.
Because, I died that day you cut me off.

I was just a biker,.....

A person with friends and a family.

BUT, YOU DIDN'T SEE ME

god bless n ride safe!

Big Dave
27th October 2006, 08:25
close the window - you must be in a draft.

MyGSXF
27th October 2006, 08:37
powerful stuff aye!! :yes: Personally... I reckon everyone should have to learn to ride a bike before they can learn to drive a car.. :scooter:

buellbabe
25th May 2007, 07:12
Saw this on another forum and wanted to share it with you all...

Warning: tissues may be needed.


I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall.

I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.

I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.

I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.

I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.

I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had none.

I saw you look in fright at my tattoos. But you didn't see me cry as my children were born and have their name written over and in my heart.

I saw you change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere. But you didn't see me going home to be with my family.

I saw you complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be. But you didn't see me when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.

I saw you yelling at your kids in the car. But you didn't see me pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe behind me.

I saw you reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road. But you didn't see me squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.

I saw you race down the road in the rain. But you didn't see me get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.

I saw you run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time. But you didn't see me trying to turn right.

I saw you cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in. But you didn't see me leave the road.

I saw you waiting impatiently for my friends to pass. But you didn't see me. I wasn't there.

I saw you go home to your family. But you didn't see me. Because I died that day you cut me off.

I was just a bikie. A person with friends and a family. But, you didn't see me.

Mrs Busa Pete
25th May 2007, 07:29
Yes that was a good read and how true could it be. We should send into the papers and get them to publish it.

Nasty
25th May 2007, 07:40
Problem is that this is more than true ...

NighthawkNZ
25th May 2007, 07:43
To true... too true.. :(

yungatart
25th May 2007, 08:20
I have seen it before, but some things are worth reading more than once.

MyGSXF
25th May 2007, 08:31
Tis very good.. & unfortunately very true.. :bye:

Maybe they could incorporate it into the road code somewhere.. :Punk:

Pwalo
25th May 2007, 09:19
That sounds so American, and so self pitying. We're not any more special because we ride motor bikes.

Come on guys, stop feeling maudlin, and watch out for yourselves. Now where's that coffee...

Harry33
25th May 2007, 10:22
hehe he's another one....

I saw you pull up the driveway as I was banging your girlfriend. hehehehe


yeah not really that funny but I'm bored, no bike, no job, no beer...atleast it's nice and summer like.

avgas
25th May 2007, 10:51
Been seen guys and girls, even if its riding dangeously on one wheel, pulling the fingers. atleast ya seen

The Pastor
25th May 2007, 13:43
make motorbikes compulsary. That way some of the dickless cage drivers will be subjected to natural slection.


However, If I can ride (and some say its open to debate) I feel alot of people will slip through this slection.

mitchilin
25th May 2007, 21:11
I knew there was a reason I stopped reading Sleazy Rider.

El Dopa
26th May 2007, 08:40
Warning: tissues may be needed.



Why? There's nothing in there that made me feel like having a wank.








Sorry. Over-maudlin yank shit brings out my inner mongrel.

Grahameeboy
26th May 2007, 08:59
Why? There's nothing in there that made me feel like having a wank.


Sorry. Over-maudlin yank shit brings out my inner mongrel.

I'll tell the Flagstaff about you.....I will

Grahameeboy
26th May 2007, 09:03
That sounds so American, and so self pitying. We're not any more special because we ride motor bikes.

Come on guys, stop feeling maudlin, and watch out for yourselves. Now where's that coffee...

A bit harsh to say when it was a lovely read, however, I do agree that as Bikers we do have a habit of feeling sorry for ourselves and blaming others.......the cops, the cagers, the Govt......

We are the makers of our destiny.............

Funny cause we rave about how free riding a bike makes us feel, better than sex etc.....but we are still complain......

Meanie
12th August 2007, 19:33
I thought this should be shared with all of you I know some may have read it before but for those who havnt..........






About Bikers for Non Bikers


For all who know Motorcycle Riders


I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.

But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall.

I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.

I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by.

But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.

I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.

I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.

I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had none.

I saw you look in fright at my tattoos. But you didn't see me cry as my children were born and have their name written over and in my heart.

I saw you change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere. But you didn't see me going home to be with my family.

I saw you complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be. But you didn't see me when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.

I saw you yelling at your kids in the car. But you didn't see me pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe behind me.

I saw you reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road.

But you didn't see me squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.

I saw you race down the road in the rain. But you didn't see me get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.

I saw you run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time.

But you didn't see me trying to turn right.

I saw you cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in.

But you didn't see me leave the road.

I saw you waiting impatiently for my friends to pass. But you didn't see me.

I wasn't there.

I saw you go home to your family. But you didn't see me. Because I died that day you cut me off.

I was just a bikie. A person with friends and a family. But, you didn't see me.

Repost this around in hopes that people will understand the biker community.

Have a great week my friends

Tears are unspoken words that the heart can't bare to say.

kevfromcoro
12th August 2007, 20:32
Very well written.tis true feelings there.as bikers we still do a lot for each another and the community.so what if we have long hair and tats...we still care about each other.
Good thread.....will remember this one.
REGARDS KEV

MyGSXF
12th August 2007, 20:35
Repost.. but still very good second time round!!!!!!!!!!! :Punk:

Car drivers should have to memorise it & recite it word perfect.. before they are able to pass their car licences!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shutup:

dino3310
12th August 2007, 20:54
sad but true-awesome words

Headbanger
12th August 2007, 21:15
Cant say I have ever played Santa, raised money for hurricane relief, nor taken time off work for a toy run for the homeless, Would give a homeless joe a kick up the backside before I gave over my freakin gloves,

Though I do try and hit 100mph at least once a day.

Does that count?

kro
13th August 2007, 06:45
It's a pretty true set of statements. We've all been victim to one of more of them at some point.

007XX
13th August 2007, 07:33
Had never seen it...That's very good and got a bit of humidity in the ol' peepers!

Bling sent...

cbr guy
13th August 2007, 18:11
nice, very true

Deano
19th October 2007, 10:22
THE BIKER*

I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.
But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.

I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.
But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall.

I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant.
But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.

I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by.
But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.

I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children.
But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.

I saw you, stare at my long hair.
But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.

I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves.
But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old ones to those that had none.

I saw you, look in fright at my tattoos.
But, you didn't see me, cry as my children were born and have their name written over and in my heart.

I saw you, change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere.
But, you didn't see me, going home to be with my family.

I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be.
But, you didn't see me, when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.

I saw you, yelling at your kids in the car.
But, you didn't see me, pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe behind me.

I saw you, reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road.
But, you didn't see me, squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.

I saw you, race down the road in the rain.
But, you didn't see me, get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.

I saw you, run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time..
But, you didn't see me, trying to turn right.

I saw you, cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in.
But, you didn't see me, leave the road.

I saw you, waiting impatiently for my friends to pass.

But, you didn't see me. I wasn't there.

I saw you, go home to your family.

But, you didn't see me.

Because, I died that day you cut me off.

I was just a biker. A person with friends and a family.

But, you didn't see me.

Headbanger
19th October 2007, 10:28
It was also cool the other 30 times it has been posted.

deanohit
19th October 2007, 10:34
First time I've seen it, and that is fuckin brilliant and so true.
Saved to my computer and bling awarded.

JMemonic
19th October 2007, 11:47
I too had not seen that before, would make a good ACC advert but then of course ACC don't want us on bike so...

illusivemenace
19th October 2007, 14:42
nice:niceone:

sunhuntin
19th October 2007, 18:25
ive had it printed and stuck to my wall for about 5 years now... i love it, and it is so damn true.

JMemonic, there is a 5 second advert on the radio at the mo about bikes. waste of space really, as its so short, by the time you hear it, they are waffling on about something else.

JMemonic
19th October 2007, 23:09
JMemonic, there is a 5 second advert on the radio at the mo about bikes. waste of space really, as its so short, by the time you hear it, they are waffling on about something else.

I don't listen to the radio often and by the sounds of it even if I did it would be missed, shame really considering the funds bikers contribute to ACC that something like this is not used.

Even the other half thinks it is good and she is scared enough about bikes, sadly it reminds me of the reactions of non bikers to seeing some of us in leathers with our helmets under our arms.

Toaster
19th October 2007, 23:18
Yep, makes you think twice about the way you ride when you might just have to react to avoid a car hitting you when you least expect it. It's not what we expect that catches us out, it is what we didn't expect and lack of time to react.

deanohit
20th October 2007, 06:24
sadly it reminds me of the reactions of non bikers to seeing some of us in leathers with our helmets under our arms.

Do you remember the old Sultana Bran add from the mid 90s? WHere all those patched bikers on harleys pull up at a cafe, walk in and sit down, then take off their helmets and they're all oldies! :niceone:

Kittyhawk
16th March 2008, 19:30
I just had this sent to me in an e mail...sorry dont know who wrote it either..




I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by.

But


you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked

your cigarette butt out the car window.


I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children.
But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to
run toys to the homeless.


I saw you stare at my long hair.
But you didn't see me and my friends
cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.


I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.
But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old
coats and gloves to those that had none.


I saw you look in fright at my tattoos.
But you didn't see me cry as my children were
born and have their name written over and in my heart.


I saw you change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere.
But you didn't see me going home to be with my family.
I saw you complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be.
But you didn't see me when you were changing
the CD and drifted into my lane.


I saw you yelling at your kids in the car.
But you didn't see me pat my child's
hands, knowing he was safe behind me.


I saw you reading the newspaper or map as
you drove down the road. But you didn't see me squeeze
my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.


I saw you race down the road in the rain.
But you didn't see me get soaked to the skin so
my son could have the car to go on his date.
I saw you run the yellow light just to save a
few minutes of time.
But you didn't see me trying to turn right.


I saw you cut me off because you needed
to be in the lane I was in.
But you didn't see me leave the road.


I saw you waiting impatiently for my friends to pass.
But you didn't see me. I wasn't there.


I saw you go home to your family. But you didn't see me.
Because I died that day you cut me off. I was just a biker.
A person with friends and a family. But, you didn't see me.


Repost this around in hopes that people will
understand the biker community.
If you don't repost this, It sucks to be you.


I hope you never lose someone that rides


.

Have a great week my friends:
"Tears are unspoken words that the
heart can't bare to say".



IN MEMORY OF ALL FALLEN RIDERS




REST IN PEACE MY BROTHER

OV Lander
2nd April 2008, 13:24
It may be old news, but I was sent this today and thought it might be worth sharing...



The Biker (Anon.)

I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But,
you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last
Sunday.

I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the
sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall.

I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you
didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane
relief.

I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But,
you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette
butt out the car window.

I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't
see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.

I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends
cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.

I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But, you
didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old ones to those that had
none.

I saw you, look in fright at my tattoos. But, you didn't see me, cry as
my children were born and have their name written over and in my heart.

I saw you, change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere. But, you
didn't see me, going home to be with my family.

I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be. But, you
didn't see me, when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.

I saw you, yelling at your kids in the car. But, you didn't see me, pat
my child's hands, knowing he was safe behind me.

I saw you, reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road. But,
you didn't see me, squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the
next turn.

I saw you, race down the road in the rain. But, you didn't see me, get
soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.

I saw you, run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time. But,
you didn't see me, trying to turn right.

I saw you, cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in.
But, you didn't see me, leave the road.

I saw you, waiting impatiently for my friends to pass. But, you didn't
see me. I wasn't there.

I saw you, go home to your family. But, you didn't see me. Because, I
died that day you cut me off.

I was just a biker. A person with friends and a family. But, you didn't
see me.

Coyote
2nd April 2008, 13:56
Well you're the wanker that got in their way. Geez. :rolleyes:

Hitcher
2nd April 2008, 14:04
Gazillionth repost warning.

Deviant Esq
2nd April 2008, 14:12
Gazillionth repost warning.
From what I can tell, it's been posted twice before... on the second one nobody cried 'repost' either. :oi-grr:

Here's the first posting (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=59235&highlight=purse+closer)...
And here's the second (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=28402&highlight=purse+closer).

Edit: All merged now. Nice and tidy :)

Katman
2nd April 2008, 17:17
I just about puke every time I read it.

Big Dave
2nd April 2008, 17:46
I just about puke every time I read it.

Could be the first time I've agreed with you.

bomma
24th August 2008, 16:11
THE BIKER*

I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.
I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall.
I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.
I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.
I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children.
But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.
I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.
I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old ones to those that had none.
I saw you, look in fright at my tattoos. But, you didn't see me, cry as my children were born and have their name tattooed over and in my heart.
I saw you, change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere. But, you didn't see me, going home to be with my family.
I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be. But, you didn't see me, when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.
I saw you, yelling at your kids in the car. But, you didn't see me, pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe behind me.
I saw you, reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road. But, you didn't see me, squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.
I saw you, race down the road in the rain. But, you didn't see me, get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.
I saw you, run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time. But, you didn't see me, trying to turn right.
I saw you, cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in. But, you didn't see me, leave the road.
I saw you, waiting impatiently for my friends to pass. But, you didn't see me. I wasn't there.
I saw you, go home to your family. But, you didn't see me.
Because, I died that day you cut me off. I was just a biker. A person with friends and a family.
BUT, YOU DIDN'T SEE ME.

EVEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE US, RESPECT OUR RIGHTS TO RIDE WHAT WE CHOOSE AND TAKE A FEW EXTRA SECONDS TO BE SURE WE'RE NOT IN 'YOUR' WAY – LIVE TO RIDE . . . . RIDE TO LIVE

I found this poem posted by Greg Gunn in a biker group on facebook. Couldn't resist but share it. Good onya Greg.

JimO
24th August 2008, 16:14
reeeeeeeepost

bomma
24th August 2008, 16:21
^ dunno....dont really care either coz it's something worth sharing.....

EJK
24th August 2008, 16:33
Merged

+10

Subike
24th August 2008, 16:46
Have reposted that into some car forums

brings the "tears to the eyes" feeling, so true the asumptions people make from what you look like

Irontusk
24th August 2008, 17:52
I don't understand how people have long hair and wear a helmet, getting rid of my hair was one of the things on my list of things to do before I could get a bike.

Big Dave
24th August 2008, 17:57
I don't understand how people have long hair and wear a helmet, getting rid of my hair was one of the things on my list of things to do before I could get a bike.

I don't understand what you don't understand.

Big Dave
24th August 2008, 17:59
As for 'The Biker'

C*** needs to HTFU.

Katman
24th August 2008, 18:02
I say permanently ban the next fucker that posts up that pile of self-absorbed bullshit.

Irontusk
24th August 2008, 20:21
I don't understand what you don't understand.

Now, I'm just going to twist your words (not much) and read that as both of us not understanding :whistle:
I just know my hair would have always been in the way, and a complete and total mess after taking the helmet off. Even taking a sweatshirt off was usually enough to make it explode.

And yeah it's quite crazy how many times this poem has seen a repost.

Drew
24th August 2008, 20:27
I say permanently ban the next fucker that posts up that pile of self-absorbed bullshit.


Somebody kich the juke box, the record is skipping again.

We all accept our own safety responsability, so is it not in our own interest to try and raise awareness of others?

I say permanently ban you for being such a repetitive bore.

Katman
25th August 2008, 08:43
I'm sorry Drew.

Clearly that sort of pap appeals to your tender side.

You go, you new age guy.

:msn-wink:

Headbanger
25th August 2008, 09:23
Whats the bet this is still getting posted on a regular basis in a decade....Though perhaps Katman would have keeled over from the stress of it all by then.

"The fools, they never listened" he whispers as clutching his chest he falls to the ground.

Horse
25th August 2008, 14:15
Should I be concerned that I'm agreeing with katman?

Frankly it's got nothing to do with any supposed "safety" message, it's just that they call this kind of endlessly reposted/chain-emailed shite "glurge" for a reason.

Somebody get me a bucket....

gismo
13th September 2008, 20:53
Got the following email to me today. Recon it could be worth giving it to anyone getting a car licence compulsary to read...

I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.
I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local Mall.
I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.
I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But you didn't see me riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.
I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.
I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.
I saw you roll your eyes at our Leather jackets and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old ones to those that had none.
I saw you look in fright at my tattoos. But you didn't see me cry as my children where born or have their name written over and in my heart.
I saw you change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere. But you didn't see me going home to be with my family.
I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be. But you didn't see me when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane..
I saw you yelling at your kids in the car. But you didn't see me pat my child's hands knowing she was safe behind me.
I saw you reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road. But you didn't see me squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.
I saw you race down the road in the rain. But you didn't see me get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.
I saw you run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time. But you didn't see me trying to turn right.
I saw you cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in. But you didn't see me leave the road.
I saw you, waiting impatiently for my friends to pass. But you didn't see me. I wasn't there.
I saw you go home to your family. But you didn't see me. Because I died that day you cut me off.
I was just a biker. A person with friends and a family. But you didn't see me.

What do you guys think???

Hitcher
13th September 2008, 20:59
What do you guys think???

I wish I had $100 for every previous time it had been posted. Then I could buy a Speed Triple.

gismo
13th September 2008, 21:04
well sorry for the repost... i think its rather inportant..... not a piss take :blink:

JimO
13th September 2008, 21:14
important my arse, regurgitated american tripe

gismo
13th September 2008, 21:22
Then can someone explain to me why its so shit????

I see posts about car drivers not seeing bikers but when i post something like this it not only gets moved but it gets bagged aswell. Is a little confused at this point.

smoky
13th September 2008, 21:24
I think it's too long to read

Drum
13th September 2008, 21:40
Then can someone explain to me why its so shit????

I see posts about car drivers not seeing bikers but when i post something like this it not only gets moved but it gets bagged aswell. Is a little confused at this point.


Don't take it personal, it's just that over the years some of these things get posted heaps of times and it gets a bit boring for those that have been around a while.

Personally, I find the whole thing to be too sentimental. So much so that it makes me wanna hurl!

maybe
13th September 2008, 23:04
I thought it was good and have posted it on the Maxitag site as well.
This is the first time I have seen it.

Hitcher
13th September 2008, 23:07
For stuff that's not your own work, it generally pays to use the search function to see if somebody else has already posted it. The same courtesy probably extends to the Maxitag site too (whatever that is).

avgas
13th September 2008, 23:22
sounds like the mongrel mob sountrack to me

1 Free Man
14th September 2008, 07:40
why is it older members of KB find it necessary to beatup on newer member when they post something that has appeared before. :whocares:
some of us who haven't been around that long haven't seen the posting from 1995 and quite enjoy reading what turns out to be a repost.:whocares:
I just hope they give the SKY TV people the same shit when sky are rerunning the same programs from 2 months ago and that have been on 4 times in the last 12 months.
At least with KB you don't pay to see reposts and if you have seen it before DON'T READ IT.:doh:
Ah that's better. Just like having a good shit. Great to get it out of your system.:done:

JimO
14th September 2008, 08:28
why is it older members of KB find it necessary to beatup on newer member when they post something that has appeared before. :whocares:
some of us who haven't been around that long haven't seen the posting from 1995 and quite enjoy reading what turns out to be a repost.:whocares:
I just hope they give the SKY TV people the same shit when sky are rerunning the same programs from 2 months ago and that have been on 4 times in the last 12 months.
At least with KB you don't pay to see reposts and if you have seen it before DON'T READ IT.:doh:
Ah that's better. Just like having a good shit. Great to get it out of your system.:done:

that gets posted every couple of months

fire eyes
14th September 2008, 09:09
First time Iv read it .. thanks for posting gismo :hug:

gismo
14th September 2008, 10:37
Don't take it personal, it's just that over the years some of these things get posted heaps of times and it gets a bit boring for those that have been around a while.

Believe me .. im not taking it personally. But as '1 free man' put, rather well might i add,... the older member on this site are really helpful at time but other times are just plain cocks! To me KB is a site where bikers can come to vent, sell or buy stuff, meet other bikers, and LEARN!!!


why is it older members of KB find it necessary to beatup on newer member when they post something that has appeared before. :whocares:
some of us who haven't been around that long haven't seen the posting from 1995 and quite enjoy reading what turns out to be a repost.:whocares:
I just hope they give the SKY TV people the same shit when sky are rerunning the same programs from 2 months ago and that have been on 4 times in the last 12 months.
At least with KB you don't pay to see reposts and if you have seen it before DON'T READ IT.:doh:
Ah that's better. Just like having a good shit. Great to get it out of your system.:done:

Well put... kinda puts me off staying here tho with the attitude of the 'older more wiser members'.

gismo
14th September 2008, 10:39
For stuff that's not your own work, it generally pays to use the search function to see if somebody else has already posted it. The same courtesy probably extends to the Maxitag site too (whatever that is).

I have noted you comment and will in the future... as a new member i never thought about it.

gismo
14th September 2008, 10:41
sounds like the mongrel mob sountrack to me

I'd expect something like this coming from a baboon... so pleased to see you didnt let me down. ;)

Patrick
14th September 2008, 11:44
I have noted you comment and will in the future... as a new member i never thought about it.

Good on ya gismo... Like many, I hadn't seen it before either. Makes one think. Shame car drivers don't get this forced down their throats though...

Shit... I don't even know how to use the search function!!!

JimO
14th September 2008, 11:47
To me KB is a site where bikers can come to vent,



Well put... kinda puts me off staying here tho with the attitude of the 'older more wiser members'.

so you can vent but i cant about your drivel

gismo
14th September 2008, 11:55
so you can vent but i cant about your drivel

I never said you cant... please show me where i said you cant!!

gismo
14th September 2008, 12:09
Good on ya gismo... Like many, I hadn't seen it before either. Makes one think. Shame car drivers don't get this forced down their throats though...

Shit... I don't even know how to use the search function!!!

I admit i didnt either until it was pointed out.. but then i dont know if i would even know what to search for as it didnt have a title when i got it emailed to me. I guess its a learning curve just like riding my bike.

Her_C4
14th September 2008, 12:16
I admit i didnt either until it was pointed out.. but then i dont know if i would even know what to search for as it didnt have a title when i got it emailed to me. I guess its a learning curve just like riding my bike.

Wouldn't worry too much about it all, there is always someone to jump all over ya' given a chance - hell even I do it sometimes:dodge:

The search function is really easy but not always reliable I have found. Just copy of the text into the search field and cut out every word that is three letters or less.

(you) pull your child closer when (we) passed each other (on the) sidewalk

Sometimes there are heaps of returns ... like for example 'waving' threads and others there are one or two or none.

Have fun;)

Grub
14th September 2008, 12:36
Well Gismo, it is a bit soppy ... but I hadn't read it before either (been here 2 yrs too) and I enjoyed it because of the element of truth in it.

gismo
14th September 2008, 12:42
Well Gismo, it is a bit soppy ... but I hadn't read it before either (been here 2 yrs too) and I enjoyed it because of the element of truth in it.

Well i hadnt thought about the soppyness to it but you are right.. Maybe its being taken outta contect in which i meant it to be... the truth part which you have pointed out. Cheers

James Deuce
14th September 2008, 13:34
It's actually BS. Does anyone think for even a moment that other road users ever take into account the actual value of the lives around them?

It certainly isn't something that is taught in this country at all, and as far as making anyone "think" it's far too maudlin' to do anything except remind one of the futility of relying on road users to treat other people with a modicum of respect.

If one of the fictitious characters listed in that trite little piece did kill "one of us" do you think they would waste a moment's regret on a dead biker, especially when you consider the average reaction to nearly killing someone.

It's like this:

"I didn't see you." ( I can't reply, for some reason my brain won't get my mouth in gear.)

"Come on get up." (I can't feel my legs).

"Someone call an ambulance." (why? what's wrong with me?)

Three days later in hospital.

"Oh my God, I thought I'd killed you. I'm so sorry, what can I do to make it up to you."

Three months later after finally getting the damage to your back fixed and getting full mobility back. Still 3 months to go before you can work though.

At the court case:

"Everyone knows motorcyclists speed everywhere, and I believe he was too. He was so unresponsive at the accident site that he must have been drunk or on drugs." This from the bastard who spent hours at my bedside crying.

You see, he had 3 months to convince himself that it was all my fault. His life went on OK. Mine has been "challenged" to say the least. Good thing I'm up for it.

gismo
14th September 2008, 14:20
It's actually BS. Does anyone think for even a moment that other road users ever take into account the actual value of the lives around them?

It certainly isn't something that is taught in this country at all, and as far as making anyone "think" it's far too maudlin' to do anything except remind one of the futility of relying on road users to treat other people with a modicum of respect.

If one of the fictitious characters listed in that trite little piece did kill "one of us" do you think they would waste a moment's regret on a dead biker, especially when you consider the average reaction to nearly killing someone.

It's like this:

"I didn't see you." ( I can't reply, for some reason my brain won't get my mouth in gear.)

"Come on get up." (I can't feel my legs).

"Someone call an ambulance." (why? what's wrong with me?)

Three days later in hospital.

"Oh my God, I thought I'd killed you. I'm so sorry, what can I do to make it up to you."

Three months later after finally getting the damage to your back fixed and getting full mobility back. Still 3 months to go before you can work though.

At the court case:

"Everyone knows motorcyclists speed everywhere, and I believe he was too. He was so unresponsive at the accident site that he must have been drunk or on drugs." This from the bastard who spent hours at my bedside crying.

You see, he had 3 months to convince himself that it was all my fault. His life went on OK. Mine has been "challenged" to say the least. Good thing I'm up for it.

Cheers for ya opinion

James Deuce
14th September 2008, 14:22
It's not an opinion.

gismo
14th September 2008, 19:22
It's not an opinion.

Well what the fuck is it??? Is it retard hour???

James Deuce
14th September 2008, 20:56
No. It's precisely what happened to me. Fact as opposed to opinion. I've spent a lot of time in a lot of hospital rooms watching other mates get the same speech from people who've just near killed them. One minute it's "boohoo, I nearly killed you". The next, invariably in court, it's, "He's a motorcyclist so he deserved it."

A good proportion of the time, the person who caused the accident just fucks off because they aren't man/woman enough to own up to it.

1 Free Man
14th September 2008, 21:41
Shit... I don't even know how to use the search function!!!

1360posts and you don't know how to use the search. :laugh:
That's bloody great. I don't know either and I don't ferk'n care to much.
At least it gives the old KB cronies something to vent their spleens about. LOL:2thumbsup

1 Free Man
14th September 2008, 21:56
that gets posted every couple of months
Yeah that's cool it probably does in one form of another.
But the question remains. Why is it necessary to beat up on new members!?
We all come on the site and like to take part (all be it with reposts), Have our say, and just be part of the atmosphere and what do we get from the older members, the REPOST putdown.
Lighten up you guys Live and let live.
Go through the members list some time and have a look at how many people have signed up to KB and maybe put up the odd post or two but thats as far as they went. Perhaps the got the REPOST putdown and decided "fuck you lot stick it up your ......!" and never came back.
Think about it and:Playnice:

Maha
14th September 2008, 22:12
Good on ya gismo... Like many, I hadn't seen it before either. Makes one think. Shame car drivers don't get this forced down their throats though...

Shit... I don't even know how to use the search function!!!

Theres a search function?
With over 73,000 threads one would hard pressed not to post something that has already been done. Bet if I post a thread about the letter 'A' I would be safe...;)

Patrick
15th September 2008, 08:46
...That's bloody great. I don't know either and I don't ferk'n care to much....


Sums it up. Gotta share the bling around and all......:yes:

Pwalo
15th September 2008, 10:53
Yeah that's cool it probably does in one form of another.
But the question remains. Why is it necessary to beat up on new members!?
We all come on the site and like to take part (all be it with reposts), Have our say, and just be part of the atmosphere and what do we get from the older members, the REPOST putdown.
Lighten up you guys Live and let live.
Go through the members list some time and have a look at how many people have signed up to KB and maybe put up the odd post or two but thats as far as they went. Perhaps the got the REPOST putdown and decided "fuck you lot stick it up your ......!" and never came back.
Think about it and:Playnice:

Whatever, it's still sentimental twaddle.

gismo
15th September 2008, 19:14
Well guys... thanks for all ya opinions.. or facts... and cheers for the rep.. And for the person that gave me red rep... good on ya for being a man and putting ya name.. :rockon:... yes you detect scarcasim!!

Anyway can one of the mods please remove my thread.. im over the slandering thanks. This post was put up in good faith. And as memtioned in the thread.... no one is forcing you to read a repost. Geez guys take a chill pill!! :done:

JimO
15th September 2008, 19:36
Well guys... thanks for all ya opinions.. or facts... and cheers for the rep.. And for the person that gave me red rep... good on ya for being a man and putting ya name.. :rockon:... yes you detect scarcasim!!

Anyway can one of the mods please remove my thread.. im over the slandering thanks. This post was put up in good faith. And as memtioned in the thread.... no one is forcing you to read a repost. Geez guys take a chill pill!! :done:

have one yourself

hospitalfood
15th September 2008, 19:42
i think it is totally gay........
seen it heaps of times before, it just get worse......
i had a mate who emailed it to me one day, never spoke to that faggot again.

im not some nice guy, im a total wanker at the best of times. and that has sweet fa to do with riding anyway.

wish i had shot the original author before he wrote it.

cheers

Naki Rat
8th November 2008, 12:34
I saw you; hug your purse closer to you in the
grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an
extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.


I saw you pull your child closer when we passed
each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me
playing Santa at the local Mall.


I saw you change your mind about going into the
restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front.
But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise
more money for the hurricane relief.

I saw you roll up your window and shake your head
when I rode by. But you didn't see me riding
behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt
out the car window.


I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your
children. But you didn't see me, when I took time
off from work to run toys to the homeless.


I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't
see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks
of Love.


I saw you roll your eyes at our Leather jackets
and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers
donate our old ones to those that had none.


I saw you look in fright at my tattoos. But you
didn't see me cry as my children where born or
have their name written over and in my heart.


I saw you change lanes while rushing off to go
somewhere. But you didn't see me going home to be
with my family.

I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our
bikes can be. But you didn't see me when you were
changing the CD and drifted into my lane.

I saw you yelling at your kids in the car. But you
didn't see me pat my child's hands knowing she was
safe behind me.


I saw you reading the newspaper or map as you
drove down the road. But you didn't see me squeeze
my wife's leg when she told me to take the next
turn.

I saw you race down the road in the rain. But you
didn't see me get soaked to the skin so my son
could have the car to go on his date.

I saw you run the yellow light just to save a few
minutes of time. But you didn't see me trying to
turn right.

I saw you cut me off because you needed to be in
the lane I was in. But you didn't see me leave the
road.

I saw you, waiting impatiently for my friends to
pass. But you didn't see me. I wasn't there.

I saw you go home to your family. But you didn't
see me. Because I died that day you cut me off.


I was just a biker. A person with friends and a
family. But you didn't see me.


Repost this around in hopes that people will
understand the biker community..

If you don't repost this, it sucks to be you. I
hope you never lose someone that rides.

EVEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE US, RESPECT OUR RIGHTS TO
RIDE WHAT WE CHOOSE AND TAKE A FEW EXTRA SECONDS
TO BE SURE WE ARE NOT IN 'YOUR' WAY

Naki Rat
8th November 2008, 12:37
Received this as an email and thought it too good not to share :first:

Mods: Thought about putting it in survival skills so relocate if you see fit.
If it's a repost, tough!

rossi
11th December 2008, 05:47
JUST A BIKER

I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra £10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.
I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local Mall.
I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.
I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But you didn't see me riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.
I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.
I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.
I saw you roll your eyes at our Leather jackets and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old ones to those that had none.
I saw you look in fright at my tattoos. But you didn't see me cry as my
children where born or have their name written over and in my heart.
I saw you change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere. But you didn't see me going home to be with my family.
I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be. But you didn’t see me when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.
I saw you yelling at your kids in the car. But you didn't see me pat my
child's hands knowing she was safe behind me.
I saw you reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road. But you didn't see me squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.
I saw you race down the road in the rain. But you didn't see me get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.
I saw you run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time. But you didn't see me trying to turn right.
I saw you cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in. But you didn't see me leave the road.
I saw you, waiting impatiently for my friends to pass. But you didn't see me I wasn't there.
I saw you go home to your family. But you didn't see me. Because I died that day you cut me off.
I was just a biker. A person with friends and a family. But you didn't see
me.

Repost this around in hopes that people will understand the biker community.

If you don't repost this, it sucks to be you. I hope you never lose someone
that rides.

EVEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE US, RESPECT OUR RIGHTS TO RIDE WHAT WE CHOOSE AND TAKE A FEW EXTRA SECONDS TO BE SURE WE ARE NOT IN 'YOUR' WAY

Pwalo
11th December 2008, 06:28
You're on your own now cobber.

JimO
11th December 2008, 06:53
oh no not again:bash:

Big Dave
11th December 2008, 08:06
It's still ghey too.

Oscar
11th December 2008, 08:17
Is this some sort of schmaltz marathon?
Are we after a world record for multiple postings of the same maudlin 'Merican mush...?!

Big Dave
11th December 2008, 17:13
I saw you; hug your purse closer to you in the
grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an
extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.
It gets the old girl off my back and fortunately
I still had $200 for booze and hookers.

I saw you pull your child closer when we passed
each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me
playing Santa at the local Mall.
I cant help being a fat old coot but this is a sure
fire way to cash in on it - and perv on those mothers.

I saw you change your mind about going into the
restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front.
But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise
more money for the hurricane relief. And yes I know
that Hooters is classless, but I didn't realise that a Hurricane
was what the brochure meant by the 'big gulf blow'.

I saw you roll up your window and shake your head
when I rode by. But you didn't see me riding
behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt
out the car window. More importantly did you see
when I flicked you the bird - you *****.

I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your
children. But you didn't see me, when I took time
off from work to run toys to the homeless,
some of whom I evicted so I'm paying back, and
I had to stop off down the waterfront for a beer.

I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't
see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks
of Love. These days I have 12 inches but don't use it as a rule.

I saw you roll your eyes at our Leather jackets
and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers
donate our old ones to those that had none.
Poor b@stards - I hope the smell might wash out eventually.

I saw you look in fright at my tattoos. But you
didn't see me cry as my children where born or
have their name written over and in my heart.
Later I added 'tidy your ******** room'
and 'no, you can't have $20' - in a skull
with snakes coming out of it.

I saw you change lanes while rushing off to go
somewhere. But you didn't see me going home to be
with my family, at the clubhouse. I'm going to get
drunk and they have to trailer the bike home.

I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our
bikes can be. But you didn't see me when you were
changing the CD and drifted into my lane.
Fortunately I saw you, you and every other clown
who drives like he got a licence from a cereal box.

I saw you yelling at your kids in the car. But you
didn't see me pat my child's hands knowing she was
safe behind me, doing 80, in a tee shirt and sneakers.

I saw you reading the newspaper or map as you
drove down the road. But you didn't see me squeeze
my wife's leg when she told me to take the next
turn. Pisses me off that I can't grab her t*ts from here.

I saw you race down the road in the rain. But you
didn't see me get soaked to the skin so my son
could have the car to go on his date. The pussy.
Sooner he grows up the better. Little sponger
wanted the bike but there is nil chance of that happening.

I saw you run the yellow light just to save a few
minutes of time. But you didn't see me trying to
turn right. But I'm used to dipsticks like you that
can't drive so, situation normal.
Never a cop around when you need one.

I saw you cut me off because you needed to be in
the lane I was in. But you didn't see me leave the
road. But hey I was in a hurry - the pub was about to close.

I saw you, waiting impatiently for my friends to
pass. But you didn't see me. I wasn't there.
Unless the cops have hard evidence and then they
need to talk to my lawyer.

I saw you go home to your family. But you didn't
see me. Because I died that day you cut me off.
I've died other times too. Bad jokes usually.
And the one about the Priest and the Prostitute,
but it was funny when she told me.

I was just a biker. A person with friends and a
family. But you didn't see me. So unless
there were fingerprints we can just forget the
whole thing.

Repost this around in hopes that people will
understand the biker community.
Then flap your wings and
try and fly to the moon.
You also better stock up on tinfoil.

If you don't repost this 700,000 times, it sucks to be you. I
hope you never lose someone that rides.
Remember - If you aren't in my mirrors I can't see you.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE US - GET *******.

JimO
11th December 2008, 17:23
thats the best one yet

scumdog
11th December 2008, 17:31
Hey BD, that's more like real life - and me:D:whistle:

Katman
11th December 2008, 18:31
Nice one Dave.

It was almost good enough for me to say "fuck the public's perception - bikers FTW".

(Almost, but not quite).

:msn-wink:

keithbuckby
17th April 2009, 13:24
probably been posted before, sorry if it has

JUST A BIKER

I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the supermarket, but you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.


I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local Mall.


I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.

I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But you didn't see me riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.


I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.


I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.


I saw you roll your eyes at our Leather jackets and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old ones to those that had none.


I saw you look in fright at my tattoos. But you didn't see me cry as my children where born or have their name written over and in my heart.


I saw you change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere. But you didn't see me going home to be with my family.

I saw you complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be. But you didn't see me when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.

I saw you yelling at your kids in the car. But you didn't see me pat my child's hands knowing she was safe behind me.


I saw you texting as you drove down the road. But you didn't see me squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.

I saw you race down the road in the rain. But you didn't see me get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.

I saw you run a red light just to save a few minutes of time. But you didn't see me trying to turn right.

I saw you cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in. But you didn't see me leave the road.

I saw you waiting impatiently for my friends to pass. But you didn't see me. I wasn't there.

I saw you go home to your family. But you didn't see me. Because I died that day you cut me off.


I was just a biker. A person with friends and a family. But you didn't see me.

madbikeboy
17th April 2009, 13:27
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keithbuckby
17th April 2009, 13:31
sorry again:weep:

short-circuit
17th April 2009, 13:34
And it was lame the first time

Headbanger
17th April 2009, 13:38
Please God...NO.....not this drivel again....again...again...again

Though it is quite funny how often people stumble across it and think OMG THIS NEEDS TO BE ON KIWIBIKER.

In another decade it will probably have been posted thousands of times.

Blatman
17th April 2009, 14:01
Thanks for posting, that's what a forum is for. Someone may not have seen it and if they're soppy sods they might even like it ;)

short-circuit
17th April 2009, 14:02
Get me a bucket :puke:

ManDownUnder
17th April 2009, 14:20
Ya promise??? I prefer cats...

Big Dave
17th April 2009, 14:22
2nd re-write

I saw you; hug your purse closer to you in the
grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an
extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.
It gets the old girl off my back and fortunately
I still had $200 for booze and hookers.

I saw you pull your child closer when we passed
each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me
playing Santa at the local Mall.
I cant help being a fat old coot but this is a sure
fire way to cash in on it - and perv on those mothers.

I saw you change your mind about going into the
restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front.
But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise
more money for the hurricane relief. And yes I know
that Hooters is classless, but I didn't realise that a Hurricane
was what the brochure meant by the 'big gulf blow'.

I saw you roll up your window and shake your head
when I rode by. But you didn't see me riding
behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt
out the car window. More importantly did you see
when I flicked you the bird - you *****?

I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your
children. But you didn't see me, when I took time
off from work to run toys to the homeless,
some of whom I evicted.

I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't
see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks
of Love. These days I have 12 inches.

I saw you roll your eyes at our Leather jackets
and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers
donate our old ones to those that had none.
Poor b@stards - I hope the smell might wash out eventually.

I saw you look in fright at my tattoos. But you
didn't see me cry as my children where born or
have their name written over and in my heart.
Later I added 'tidy your ******** room'
and 'no, you can't have $20' - in a skull
with snakes coming out of it.

I saw you change lanes while rushing off to go
somewhere. But you didn't see me going home to be
with my family - after I go to the clubhouse.

I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our
bikes can be. But you didn't see me when you were
changing the CD and drifted into my lane.
Fortunately I saw you, you and every other clown
who drives like he got a licence from a cereal box like you.

I saw you yelling at your kids in the car. But you
didn't see me pat my child's hands knowing she was
safe behind me, giving you the finger.

I saw you reading the newspaper or map as you
drove down the road. But you didn't see me squeeze
my wife's leg when she told me to take the next
turn. Pisses me off that I can't grab her t*ts from here.

I saw you race down the road in the rain. But you
didn't see me get soaked to the skin so my son
could have the car to go on his date. The pussy.
Sooner he grows up the better. Little sponger
wanted the bike but there is nil chance of that happening.

I saw you run the yellow light just to save a few
minutes of time. But you didn't see me trying to
turn right. But I'm used to dipsticks like you that
can't drive so, situation normal.
Never a cop around when you need one.

I saw you cut me off because you needed to be in
the lane I was in. But you didn't see me leave the
road. I was in a hurry - the pub was about to close.
If you don't like the way I ride - Stay OFF the footpath.

I saw you, waiting impatiently for my friends to
pass. But you didn't see me. I wasn't there.
Unless the cops have hard evidence and then they
need to talk to my lawyer.

I saw you go home to your family. But you didn't
see me. Because I died that day you cut me off.
I've died other times too. Usually telling lame parables.

I was just a biker. A person with friends and a
family. But you didn't see me. So unless
there were fingerprints we can just forget the
whole thing.

Repost this around in hopes that people will
understand the biker community.

You also better stock up on tinfoil.

Hailwood
14th May 2009, 14:18
Sorry if this is a repost but saw it and wanted to share:

I saw you,
hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.

But, you didn't see me,
put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.

I saw you,
pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.

But, you didn't see me,
washing dishes for charity.

I saw you,
change your mind about going into the restaurant.

But, you didn't see me,
attending a meeting to raise money for hurricane relief.

I saw you,
roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by.

But, you didn't see me,
driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.

I saw you,
frown at me when I smiled at your children.

But, you didn't see me,
when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.

I saw you,
roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves.

But, you didn't see me,
and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had none.

I saw you,
look in fright at my tattoos.

But, you didn't see me,
cry as my children were born and have their name written over and in my heart.

I saw you,
change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere.

But, you didn't see me,
going home to be with my family.

I saw you,
complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be.

But, you didn't see me,
when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.

I saw you,
yelling at your kids in the car.

But, you didn't see me,
pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe behind me.

I saw you,
reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road.

But, you didn't see me,
squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn.

I saw you,
race down the road in the rain.

But, you didn't see me,
get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.

I saw you,
run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time.

But, you didn't see me,
trying to turn right.

I saw you,
cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in.

But, you didn't see me,
leave the road.

I saw you,
waiting impatiently for my friends to pass.

But, you didn't see me.
I wasn't there.

I saw you,
go home to your family.

But, you didn't see me.
Because, I died that day you cut me off.

I was just a motorcyclist,.....

A person with friends and a family.


Time to take notice and see me for what I am...what we are.

Taz
14th May 2009, 14:19
That's not just a repost but a repost of a repost of a repost. But hey it's all good.

Katman
14th May 2009, 14:22
Sorry if this is a repost but saw it and wanted to share:



I saw it and wanted to puke.







Every fucking time!

Hailwood
14th May 2009, 14:30
Sorry but this was the first time I had ever seen it. Didnt know it was a repost of a repost of a repost but I am sure there are some who havent seen it before...and it bets the usual crap thats here anyway..ooooo i saw someone hit a wing mirror..burn him..i did a wheelie for 200kms along SH1 and got a ticket..damn cops...oh well never mind I will just leave the postings to the "experts" on safety and awareness...whatever

EJK
14th May 2009, 14:31
Yes we are terribly sorry but this got to be the Number 1 on the "list of popular reposts".

Taz
14th May 2009, 14:32
ooooo i saw someone hit a wing mirror..burn him..i did a wheelie for 200kms along SH1 and got a ticket..damn cops...o

You've been reading my posts haven't you???:shutup: :)

Burtha
14th May 2009, 14:38
its a first for me
bit mushy for my taste but point well made re: bikers are people too! :headbang:

Maha
14th May 2009, 14:41
Sorry but this was the first time I had ever seen it. Didnt know it was a repost of a repost of a repost but I am sure there are some who havent seen it before...and it bets the usual crap thats here anyway..ooooo i saw someone hit a wing mirror..burn him..i did a wheelie for 200kms along SH1 and got a ticket..damn cops...oh well never mind I will just leave the postings to the "experts" on safety and awareness...whatever

I wouldn't worry or give a shit about the 'repost' posters....those repost posts are the most posted reposts of all.....I think? :confused:

u4ea
14th May 2009, 14:47
Sorry but this was the first time I had ever seen it. Didnt know it was a repost of a repost of a repost but I am sure there are some who havent seen it before...and it bets the usual crap thats here anyway..ooooo i saw someone hit a wing mirror..burn him..i did a wheelie for 200kms along SH1 and got a ticket..damn cops...oh well never mind I will just leave the postings to the "experts" on safety and awareness...whatever
Its nice to be reminded of who we are every now and again:ride::ride::ride:


I saw it and wanted to puke.



Every fucking time!
Puke away .... "A bikers moto- Why do I do it?Cause I can!!":nya::puke:

Badjelly
14th May 2009, 14:58
I scare little children at supermarkets!

I was at the Woolworths in Kilbirnie togging up to ride the mighty Scorpio back to work, when I saw this mother struggling to control 2 toddlers. One of them ran away towards traffic, so she put the other in her trolley and gave chase, whereupon the trolley started rolling in the other direction. I went to catch the trolley for her, but she got to it in time and seemed to have everything back under control. "I'm glad I don't have to deal with stuff like this any more," I thought, as I put my helmet on. One of the kids (the one that did a runner) was really freaking out. Then I heard what the mother was saying to her: "Don't worry, the motorbike won't hurt you." The kid was terrified of me & my bike! I walked over a couple of paces and said, "Don't worry, I won't start the bike," but seeing me approach made the kid even more terrified, so I kind of smiled at the mother (who smiled back) and walked away. I waited till they were in the shop before I started the bike, but even then I saw the kid start crying.

I wonder why she was so scared. It didn't look like it came from the mother.

Bikers are people too. People who scare little children, apparently.

Badjelly
14th May 2009, 15:00
Oh, and by the way, I didn't put anything in the collection plate last Sunday.

Oh, and by the way 2, yes the mother was hot.

Headbanger
14th May 2009, 15:14
Damned if I'm going to wash dishes for charity.

Those fuckers can got get a job like everyone else, and wash their own damn dishes.

snuffles
14th May 2009, 15:48
I saw it and wanted to puke.







Every fucking time!

and once again you never fail to come up with literary gem

Katman
14th May 2009, 15:50
and once again you never fail to come up with literary gem

I'll take that as a compliment.

kiwifruit
14th May 2009, 15:53
I saw it and wanted to puke.







Every fucking time!


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Finn
14th May 2009, 15:56
That woman did us all a favour.

Big Dave
14th May 2009, 16:17
its a first for me
bit mushy for my taste

Refer post 131.

Hitcher
14th May 2009, 16:21
bikers are people too!

Debatable, based on contributions to this site.

slofox
14th May 2009, 16:33
I don't seem to have managed to scare anybody so far..buggrit! What am I doing wrong??? Maybe the new muffler will freak a few out...

short-circuit
14th May 2009, 16:49
Pointless Drivel section for this tripe - Katman loves it in there.

short-circuit
14th May 2009, 16:51
You'd have to be a woman or gay to post that surely?

Lets do a poll on the last 1000 previous posters and get the actual statistics eh?

Burtha
14th May 2009, 17:16
Debatable, based on contributions to this site.

another valid point! :)

sunhuntin
14th May 2009, 18:14
Bikers are people too. People who scare little children, apparently.

dont worry dude... ive scared a kid as well. considering my exhaust is just above the volume of a fleas fart, im buggered if i know why the kid was holding their ears. sheesh, some people are so sensitive.

Harris Ang
28th September 2011, 15:45
To the OP, thats some deep sh*rt.. kinda sad but good at the same time <3

Road kill
28th September 2011, 17:42
What a load of sepo wank.:puke:

Katman
28th September 2011, 20:11
To the OP, thats some deep sh*rt.. kinda sad but good at the same time <3

What - good in a self-harming way?

Hitcher
28th September 2011, 20:12
What a load of sepo wank.

Indeed. I'm surprised it hasn't appeared as a "cut and paste to your status" bullshit item on Facebook.

Virago
28th September 2011, 20:17
Indeed. I'm surprised it hasn't appeared as a "cut and paste to your status" bullshit item on Facebook.

You're not on Facebook, then...? :facepalm:

Hitcher
28th September 2011, 20:25
You're not on Facebook, then...?

Have I missed something?

Virago
28th September 2011, 20:31
Large numbers of people I know have "died" in the last few days - apparently I "didn't see them".

Berries
28th September 2011, 20:54
I read the first line and thought this thread should die. What wank.

Kickaha
29th September 2011, 07:03
Indeed. I'm surprised it hasn't appeared as a "cut and paste to your status" bullshit item on Facebook.

You've just given me a fantastic idea :whistle:

Eyegasm
29th September 2011, 07:10
Indeed. I'm surprised it hasn't appeared as a "cut and paste to your status" bullshit item on Facebook.

Oh it has.

I read it once. Yawn.

Now when I see a wall of text in a status post.... TL;DR

Shadows
29th October 2011, 09:26
Here's the musical version

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