Soo long farewell. Its been nice

[The Pastor]

Today was the start of a new beginning or the end of the old one. :confused2


In my infinite wisdom I decided to wag tech and go take my bike to spectrum and then go for a bit of a drive before work.


So I headed out to old Albany to some god-forsaken road which I have never been on.


Well to cut a long story short

Rain + 1991 Toyota corolla + blind corner + truck + 45km/h = -1991 Toyota corolla.


I will upload some photos when I get them


But here’s some from last summer.


The math for this is


0 experience driver + mates car + mate + mate saying "I don’t care what you do it cost me $400 so go as fast as you want" + night + wet + corner + deck.


I think there is a pattern here.


Any one got a car i can borrow im a good driver honest! :shifty: :o

[spudchucka]

I'd suggest the formula might be a lot simpler than you think.

Try this: Dumbarse + Car = You Fucked Up!

BTW your sig line sucks!

[StoneChucker]

Looks like you may have missed the garage as well buddy, or made a new one in the side of that house!

"You are now required to accompany me to the abc Police station, to undergo a breath test, blood test, or both" ;) hehehe

[White trash]

I'm seeing a pattern.

Learn how to drive to the conditions and stay away from me and my kids! 'Cause although I'm "Too much of a pussy to beat the shit outta my kids", I'm not too much of a pussy to extract revenge on some fuckwit should they ever be hurt in a car accident.

Grow a brain.

[scumdog]

I'm seeing a pattern "crap driver" = "crap driver" ad infinitum!!!

Don't come looking at me place to borrow a car, the only one I'd give you is a f...ed slot-car, - and then I'd give it grudgingly 'cos you'd only bend THAT too!

Stay up North, at least the roads around here might be safer for it, not sure what the North did to deserve you!!! - stick to Hot-Wheels before you kill somebody :angry2: :finger:

[Two Smoker]

its a early 80's Corolla, not a 91.....

[jrandom]

Rashy and scrumdrogue make good points.

Were my actions to form such a powerful argument for immediate deprivation of my access to the world's oxygen supply, I don't think I'd be quite so keen to publicise them, Mr Master.

[Joni]

I'd suggest the formula might be a lot simpler than you think.

Try this: Dumbarse + Car = You Fucked Up!

BTW your sig line sucks!


I must agree that sig hit a nerve on my side as well - not cool Renegade!

[rodgerd]

And people wonder why we can't have nice things (high speed limits, ability to go for a ride without worrying about dying). Too many tards like this out there...

[White trash]

its a early 80's Corolla, not a 91.....

Nah sonny. That's one he prepared earlier. Didn't learn once, made a prick of himself again.

[StoneChucker]

How come everyone today is too much of a pussy to smack recklesss drivers around? That's what I want to know why are police lawless to beat these KIDS? When I was a kid, I knew if I drove like that, cops would beat my ass. We didn't have a conversation about it. I didn't have a time out. In fact, Ive never even once been ticketed once in my life. Whats the point? Great idea why don't you take him to a psychiatrist while you're at it so he/she can pull some disorder out of his/her ass to hide the fact that you're a bad driver?


PS: The bad grammer was in the original sig, not mine :P

[White trash]

How come everyone today is too much of a pussy to smack recklesss drivers around? That's what I want to know why are police lawless to beat these KIDS? When I was a kid, I knew if I drove like that, cops would beat my ass. We didn't have a conversation about it. I didn't have a time out. In fact, Ive never even once been ticketed once in my life. Whats the point? Great idea why don't you take him to a psychiatrist while you're at it so he/she can pull some disorder out of his/her ass to hide the fact that you're a bad driver?


PS: The bad grammer was in the original sig, not mine :P
:kick: Love it.

[scumdog]

How come everyone today is too much of a pussy to smack recklesss drivers around? That's what I want to know why are police lawless to beat these KIDS? When I was a kid, I knew if I drove like that, cops would beat my ass. We didn't have a conversation about it. I didn't have a time out. In fact, Ive never even once been ticketed once in my life. Whats the point? Great idea why don't you take him to a psychiatrist while you're at it so he/she can pull some disorder out of his/her ass to hide the fact that you're a bad driver?


PS: The bad grammer was in the original sig, not mine :P

VERY clever!!! :niceone:

[The Pastor]

The bad "grammer" Is because I couldn’t fit it all in with the correct "grammer”. (The siggys have 500 word limit or so)


I wasn’t doing anything wrong BTW, it was a 100K speed limit and I was doing 40-45 it was just a tight corner and I was just over the center line. You know tight narrow corners. The wet didn’t help either,



Yeah so keep a looker out for grammer and jkhsadkjahkdasjkhjksdhk and any other words you decide to make up. :whocares:

:D :D :D





If you're going to rib me for grammar at least learn spelling :blah:

[StoneChucker]

If you're going to rib me for grammar at least learn spelling
Ok lol, fair enough. Grammar :whistle:

Hey, it IS good that you weren't hurt though, but take it easy in future?...

[James Deuce]

I wasn’t doing anything wrong BTW, it was a 100K speed limit and I was doing 40-45 it was just a tight corner and I was just over the center line. You know tight narrow corners. The wet didn’t help either,





Absolutely no excuse. Crossing the centre line is just asking for it. That white line in the middle of the road isn't an advisory sign. It should be treated as an immutable law of physics.

[jrandom]

Absolutely no excuse. Crossing the centre line is just asking for it. That white line in the middle of the road isn't an advisory sign. It should be treated as an immutable law of physics.

Jim2 speaks truth. Any time you cross the centre line, you can consider yourself lucky to be subsequently alive. Particularly on a bike, but it applies to cages as well.

Crossing the line means that you're an absolutely shite rider/driver. You suck. You suck GOATS. There's not much more to it than that.

[The Pastor]

I never said I was a good driver.

[SPORK]

Suck goats eh? Goatfood will be coming in here and giving you an ear bashing any time soon. I wonder if he does frequent 'goat' searches for any possible ribbings?

[jrandom]

I never said I was a good driver.

Do you get some kind of kick out of public humiliation, then?

Please tell me that the Mindset of Yoof hasn't degenerated to the point where its representatives somehow expect society to reward or applaud them for mediocrity and failure.

Getting drunk and beating the wife and kids isn't funny. Neither is, say, losing a job through incompetence, or crashing a succession of cages on the open road due to nothing more than stupidity. Nobody's laughing, either with or at you.

Why did you start this thread?

[riffer]

Yep. Gotta agree with just about everything here.

Driving beyond either the conditions or capabilities of either yourself or your vehicle is stupid. Bragging about it is just childish.

I would not be impressed if I was on the road on my bike and you came across the centreline at me. In fact If you crashed in front of me I'd probably stop the bike and come over and beat you senseless with my helmet.

Surely as a motorcyclist you realise how senseless this kind of driving is?

Come on mate, we have to share the roads with you. Driving like a Brain Dead Cager is not gonna get you any friends or influence anyone here.

And also, talking as a parent, your sig line sucks. I sure hope you don't treat your kids that way.

[spudchucka]

And also, talking as a parent, your sig line sucks. I sure hope you don't treat your kids that way.
Also talking as a parent, I wouldn't let this guy be in charge of a pram.

[The Pastor]

When i say over the center line, I mean one wheel, everyone does it. 90% of the time its ok. Im just the 10%. Anyways, I dont speed at 240kph because my dad would slap me round the ears, Im gonna be eating through a straw for about a week as soon as he gets home.


You say you dont cross the center line? What about going into the far lane when turning from the inside lane onto another street, everyone dose it.

The road is not much wider than my car.

[SPORK]

And talking as a kid, it sucks :D

Nah, if you want Maddox, go search around his earlier stuff, plenty of less offensive stuff there... take the tabasco challenge for example!

Peace out (always wanted to say taht)

[The Pastor]

Speaking of which did anyone see that program on tv3 tonight (20/20 or something like)? At the end of it, it showed what was happing next week about the "now" generation - i.e. my generation. I myself was disgusted. How many of you wiser riders were smacked around a bit when you pissed off the old man? Look what fine examples you all turned out to be. On the show it had all these young punks saying "give me a top job now and top wage" this is a direct result as parents being over protective, how many parents let there kids play out side instead of with the old playstation? (BTW i'm the exception to this rule as I played on it and turned out fine but that’s only cause I get serve beatings to make up for staying inside it all works out in the end).

For instance, when I went to primary school this kid who lived next door was driven to school. Less than 10M and he was in a safety seat. All buckled up. At the time I thought there’s only one or two parents like that so it’s ok; being older and wiser now I can spot them everywhere. Kids on leads, skateboard helmets and pads. Hell even motorbike helmets (I wouldn’t go out without one on but I can remember a time when it was the norm not to were one.) How many kids have ridden a push bike with out a helmet? How many have jumped in the "deep pool"? How many have gone to bed and not brushed there teeth. HOW MANY? Too many.



Oh and btw as in mention to my siggy it’s just poking a bit of fun at the overprotective parent. I’m not a kid-beater-up kinda guy. They say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor, If you can’t get that......... :D :D :D

[Slipstream]

...I think I can gleen where you are coming from, when I miss a word here and there and take the tone out of your monologues.
I think the point people are trying to make now is that, yeah, we all make mistakes and some of us pay severley for it and then all brag about it to one degree or another.
But to openly go on about the choice to act like an idiot, because your mate said it's ok...when you've done the same thing before...gives you no excuse to drive like an idiot.
It's wet...so f'ing what! Drive slower.

I pretty well can guarantee that _almost_ everyone on this site has done something illegal and dangerous on the roads and because of this they have tried to learn from their mistakes and are trying to prevent more.

To sumarise:
Stay in school
Don't eat cereal with a fork
and don't drive like a f'kwit cos your mate says its ok.

And I am glad that you are ok and very glad that no one else got hurt.

Oh yeah...

:headbang: Rolla's Rock!!!!!!! :headbang:

[jrandom]

Don't eat cereal with a fork...

Well, apart from Weetbix, maybe, if you don't put too much milk on, and get through it quickly.

[The Pastor]

So does anyone know how to do a nose cut on a cage?


Back to green, Hell yeah.

[Devil]

When i say over the center line, I mean one wheel, everyone does it. 90% of the time its ok. Im just the 10%.
99.9% of the time it is NOT ok.
Dont fucking do it.

[The Pastor]

Are you saying you have never done that?

[The Pastor]

Speaking of which did anyone see that program on tv3 tonight (20/20 or something like)? At the end of it, it showed what was happing next week about the "now" generation - i.e. my generation. I myself was disgusted. How many of you wiser riders were smacked around a bit when you pissed off the old man? Look what fine examples you all turned out to be. On the show it had all these young punks saying "give me a top job now and top wage" this is a direct result as parents being over protective, how many parents let there kids play out side instead of with the old playstation? (BTW i'm the exception to this rule as I played on it and turned out fine but that’s only cause I get serve beatings to make up for staying inside it all works out in the end).

For instance, when I went to primary school this kid who lived next door was driven to school. Less than 10M and he was in a safety seat. All buckled up. At the time I thought there’s only one or two parents like that so it’s ok; being older and wiser now I can spot them everywhere. Kids on leads, skateboard helmets and pads. Hell even motorbike helmets (I wouldn’t go out without one on but I can remember a time when it was the norm not to were one.) How many kids have ridden a push bike with out a helmet? How many have jumped in the "deep pool"? How many have gone to bed and not brushed there teeth. HOW MANY? Too many.



Oh and btw as in mention to my siggy it’s just poking a bit of fun at the overprotective parent. I’m not a kid-beater-up kinda guy. They say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor, If you can’t get that......... :D :D :D
Any comments on this


For the slower readers, take all my offensive comments and put them into PC statements, E.g. Smack your kid round the ears = strongly correcting your children
(Which is what I ment if you haven't caught on)

[Devil]

Are you saying you have never done that?
The only times you'll find me even touching the centre line (apart from the obvious passing manouvers) are those 0.1% of times when you cannot physically fit (the cage) between a parked vehicle/object and the centreline.

Saying never would be stupid as I have previously admitted it not possible 100% of the time avoid it.

When it is possible to avoid, i'm quite happy in saying that I never touch it. (hmm, I just said 'never', good work Devil).

[The Pastor]

Yeah I dont make a habbit of doing it either, Im just saying its was hard to do on such a tight corner in the wet, I slowed down at least 55k's before the corner, I should of gone more but I thought the corner was not as sharp as it was.

[Deano]

I never said I was a good driver.





Any one got a car i can borrow im a good driver honest! :shifty: :o


Honest John ? :bleh:

[The Pastor]

Yeah its called taking the piss mate

[vifferman]

I hate long goodbyes. :spudwhat:

[The Pastor]

The rolla had been with me a long time, Its a nice car with only 130K's on the clock - not even run in. Good news is that It "can" be repaired. Bad news is that it will cost the price of the car, I reckon I could do a bit of the work myself but have harldy any time as is. More good news, The sound system is survived so if anyone wants a nice system for the car PM me, It might not be forsale but I might nead the $$ sooon, (head unit, really really nice sub and box, 2 amps and 4 speakers)

[scumdog]

When i say over the center line, I mean one wheel, everyone does it. 90% of the time its ok. Im just the 10%. Anyways, I dont speed at 240kph because my dad would slap me round the ears, Im gonna be eating through a straw for about a week as soon as he gets home.


You say you dont cross the center line? What about going into the far lane when turning from the inside lane onto another street, everyone dose it.

The road is not much wider than my car.

Are you drunk? on expensive whiskey? I talk that kind of shit when really drunk - regardless of what I've drunk.
It's either a :wacko: goodish troll or you are a nincompoop!

[scumdog]

The rolla had been with me a long time, Its a nice car with only 130K's on the clock - not even run in. Good news is that It "can" be repaired. Bad news is that it will cost the price of the car, I reckon I could do a bit of the work myself but have harldy any time as is. More good news, The sound system is survived so if anyone wants a nice system for the car PM me, It might not be forsale but I might nead the $$ sooon, (head unit, really really nice sub and box, 2 amps and 4 speakers)

You had better let the sound-system do the driving for you in future, it seems to have a better survival instinct!! :blah:

[DarkNinja]

I always thought this generations riders would be more aware of the driving stupidity out there as its compulsory to sit a basic handling skills test etc. Andrew Templeton at roadsafe is an awesome guy and shares his personal experiences in order to keep us safe on the road.
Before i rode a bike, i was so more unaware of how dangerous you can drive in a cage. But ever since riding a bike i have toned down on the cage side a fair amount. I'm not saying im perfect but i thought as a rider you wouldnt like to be put in danger, imagine if you hit a rider on that corner?
Anyone in wellington/kapiti read the kapi mana, story in there about a cage driver that didnt scrub in 5 second old tyres on his cage, boosts out of the shop, spins, hit another vehicle with 3 passengers (two kids). Flips upside down and walked away.
Oh he also claims hes not a boy racer even though hes changed the MAZDA sign to MAD AZ, and has NoS kitted to his car.
Sorry about the random rant but my Toyota rolly 92 suits me fine, only mods on that baby are the fluffy dice :)
DN

[georgedubyabush]

Ok 90% of the time?
So every ten corners, on average you crash on one of them?
I like those odds.

[vifferman]

I hate long goodbyes. :spudwhat:

[Antallica]

Make it stop!, think of the children! :p

[The Pastor]

Ok 90% of the time?
So every ten corners, on average you crash on one of them?
I like those odds.
Thats not what I said,

99.99% of the 10% time you cross you dont have an accident

[Deano]

I wasn’t doing anything wrong BTW, it was a 100K speed limit and I was doing 40-45 it was just a tight corner and I was just over the center line. You know tight narrow corners. The wet didn’t help either


I had a fairly close call a couple of weeks ago on Paekak Hill Road, all because some dumbarse in a 4wd with trailer decided it was safe enough to cut the corner. All his right side wheels were over the centre line as I came around the corner - I just managed to keep it on the road, albeit in between the shoulder and this fucktard's mobile death trap.

Keep left eh ?

[MattRSK]

Haha check this thread out!

[marty]

renegade masterbater - being a total loser who WILL end up killing himself, or worse, someone else, before too long.

[Swoop]

Just a shame SARGE is missing this entire thread...:whistle:

[Banditbandit]

Renegade Dickhead - I'd nominate you for the Darwin Awards - but you managed to stay alive !!!!


http://www.darwinawards.com/

"Nominees significantly improve the gene pool by eliminating themselves from the human race in an obviously stupid way. They are self-selected examples of the dangers inherent in a lack of common sense, and all human races, cultures, and socioeconomic groups are eligible to compete.Actual winners must meet the following criteria:

Reproduction Out of the gene pool: dead or sterile.
Excellence Astounding misapplication of judgment.
Self-Selection Cause one's own demise.
Maturity Capable of sound judgment.
Veracity The event must be true. "
"

[The Pastor]

Anyone want to see the pics of the crashes i've had since that last photo was taken? ( 7 years worth) I've had heaps!:wari:

[Indiana_Jones]

Go on :sunny:

-Indy

[Banditbandit]

Anyone want to see the pics of the crashes i've had since that last photo was taken? ( 7 years worth) I've had heaps!:wari:

:facepalm: We know you're a dick - we do not need further proof ...

[Meanie]

I had a fairly close call a couple of weeks ago on Paekak Hill Road, all because some dumbarse in a 4wd with trailer decided it was safe enough to cut the corner. All his right side wheels were over the centre line as I came around the corner - I just managed to keep it on the road, albeit in between the shoulder and this fucktard's mobile death trap.

Keep left eh ?

I dont think ive ever had a run through there without a cage crossing the centre line in front of me. Nothing makes me more pissed off. What is so hard in keeping to the left. Dicing with everyones life when you do
Here is what happened to one very luck American we nearly came involved with just out of Taumarunui https://picasaweb.google.com/115843312896374499003/SouthernCross2009#

[The Pastor]

ive been posting shit on here for 7 years, what a bloody joke.

[The Pastor]

i now own a rwd turbo, doing skids is awesome.

[Ender EnZed]

Anyone want to see the pics of the crashes i've had since that last photo was taken? ( 7 years worth) I've had heaps!:wari:

Yes.

Also, epic dredge.

[Indiana_Jones]

Yes.

Also, epic dredge.

:sunny:

-Indy

[blue rider]

Crossing the line means that you're an absolutely shite rider/driver. You suck. You suck GOATS. There's not much more to it than that.


to much funny.....and so true......

[Bikemad]

:facepalm: We know you're a dick - we do not need further proof ...

hmmm........wonder if he has ever punched a woman...........people in glass houses mate

[Flip]

Don't go too hard on rene'aster. He is only a kid, just out of nappies.

What has he been charged with, careless? What about the damage to the building he is going to have to pay for. Sucks big lumps to be him.

[Ender EnZed]

Don't go too hard on rene'aster. He is only a kid, just out of nappies.

What has he been charged with, careless? What about the damage to the building he is going to have to pay for. Sucks big lumps to be him.

It was seven years ago. I think he's over it.

[Maha]

Yes.

Also, epic dredge.

The pending infraction for a dredge of this size should be doubled.
I was infracted in 08' for dredging a thread that was 18 months old...:shit:
By crazypants no less.

[Indiana_Jones]

The pending infraction for a dredge of this size should be doubled.
I was infracted in 08' for dredging a thread that was 18 months old...:shit:
By crazypants no less.

You're a terrible person!

-Indy

[Banditbandit]

hmmm........wonder if he has ever punched a woman...........people in glass houses mate

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

http://myspace.roflposters.com/images/rofl/myspace/1296597489.1296597493.jpg.[roflposters.com].myspace.jpg

[The Pastor]

hmmm........wonder if he has ever punched a woman...........people in glass houses mate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mi2aeW2_t8



Like a boss!

[Teflon]

hmmm........wonder if he has ever punched a woman...........people in glass houses mate

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[Big Dave]

ive been posting shit on here for 7 years, what a bloody joke.

It took that long for some to 'get it' Mr 2nd most badass.

[The Pastor]

It took that long for some to 'get it' Mr 2nd most badass.

not sure they have yet, give em another 7.

[Brett]

:facepalm:
i now own a rwd turbo, doing skids is awesome.

:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm: :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm: :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm: :facepalm:

Please confirm this to be a troll post?

[PrincessBandit]

It was seven years ago. I think he's over it.

I'm going to stick my neck out this time and say (fingers crossed) maybe in 7 years he's grown up some?